Its, i mean, poor al roker. Every year, hey look, its garfield. Oh, the teletubbies. When i was a kid, my dad would wake us up. Every thanksgiving, hed come into our rooms. The only time i ever remember him coming into my room, hed come in and say, the parade is on and wed be like, who cares . I hate parades. Always have. To me, its just traffic with balloons. But every year, my father would force us out of bed at like 6 30 in the morning to watch it. And so what did i do on thursday . I got the kids, i said hey the parade is on youve gotta watch it they watched for about four minutes. They saw chase from paw patrol and said, put on paw patrol so i watched it alone. Macys did the parade a little bit differently this year. Because of covid, they couldnt have the usual amount of people under the floats. You know, people hold the ropes to the floats, but they couldnt assemble a group of people, so they had to find one guy to do this. This troop of picachu, dancing to the classic pokemon s
Extension worth 85 million. That just is base pay. Hell make more than that from endorsement deals. Its like how waiters make most of their money in tips. Lebron is signed through 2023. Then his son will be eligible for the nba draft and potentially play alongside his dad in the nba. Just what you want when youre a rookie, dad there. [ laughter ] yelling age ining at you to pos. Donald trump did not get a contract extension this year. He says he did but he didnt. [ cheers and applause ] the president and the first lady took part in the annual 98th gaslighting i mean, treelighting tonight. [ laughter ] because of the pandemic, the event wasnt live, it was prerecorded on monday night. But that didnt make it one bit less magical. Please join me from your homes and all over the country, and in fact all over the world, as we light our great tree. Well start with five, four, three, two, one jimmy oh, my well, you know, thats 2020 for you. [ applause ] the good news is the vaccines are on the
Personal friend barack, as he has asked me not to call him, president obama. Well, it turns out the president and i had so much to talk about, we actually couldnt fit it all in one show. I mean, we could have, but that would have meant more time with an american icon, and fewer commercials for nasal decongestant and obviously no one wants that. So in the great tradition of this postthanksgiving season, tonight, im going to serve up some delicious leftovers, in what im calling a late shows chockablockabarack obamarama extravagama as you know, the former president has been making the rounds recently to promote his new book, a Promised Land. Its the story of Barack Obamas first 27 months as president , and, at almost 800 pages, it will take most people 27 months to finish. Its the first memoir meant to be read in realtime. My favorite part about a Promised Land is that, just like most books, on the dust jacket, its got a little author bio barack obama was the 44th president of the United
We are back with the release of rockefeller, the tiny owl returning to nature last night. Rocky was found inside the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree after it was trucked into manhattan. The 7inch tall owl was treated for several days. She was expected to start migrating south overnight. Love it. Turning to Chrissy Teigen and john legend in their first interview since their heartbreaking pregnancy loss. The couple is opening up about how the experience has brought them closer together. They spoke with gmas michael strahan. I didnt know that we could experience this grief and also share it. But when we did, it really meant so much to so many people. I have thousands of letters written to me. You know, obviously its so painful to go through Something Like this as a woman, something that was inside your body that you were nurturing and taking care of. Obviously theres a father involved and the support for the both of us has just been so beautiful, so incredible. Chrissys recent pregnancy
Look agoing to. No legislation. Whenever a 5593 page covid relief bill is, its not a law. None of the socalled legislators of the socalled Legislative Branch right or read their own, quote, legislation. I used to be naive enough to think these perversions of laugh were at least written by staffers. Like that nice lady who sits next to Chuck Schumer who looks her best to be dazzled by his rhetoric. My best guess now its a google algorithm. The lobbyists enter their wish list at stiff the citizenry. Com and then the algorithm turns it all together and you find out you are getting 60 bucks for every month you havent been allowed to open your gym or hair salon and some Village Hedman in who gives astan 30 times that take your child bride to work day promotion. Its not a parliament. Its not legislature not a citadel of democracy. Its a Per Severitied will dungeon of democracy you are hanging upside down and no safe word. Last night we finally found out what the citadel of democracy is a cit