Eers andpplause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, quit while youre ahead plus stephen welcomes tim mcgraw and senator Sherrod Brown, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey whoo fantastic thank you so much up here, down there, over there, my friends, my friends, my friends piano riff stephen welcome, welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. It is a cheers and applause look at that thats all the sunshine you need right there. Those are new yorkers. Its a Beautiful Day here in new york. Blue skies, warm temperatures, and donald trump has officially changed his primary residence from manhattan to palm beach, florida. cheers and applause good riddance, don. Dont let the door hit ya where the porn star spanked ya. laughter i believe thats how it goes. I believe thats how it goes. According to sources close
I guess he thought all those people at the world series were chanting, move move to florida [ laughter and applause the Trump Administration formally notified the United Nations today that the u. S. Will withdraw from the paris climate agreement. Even more depressing, they did it via oil spill [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according according to the new york times, President Trump rarely tweets in front of others because he does not like the glasses he needs to wear to use his phone. [ laughter ] i also dont like wearing my glasses, said melania [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thats right President Trump does not like the reading glasses he needs to wear to use his phone. Plus, as a rule, he has to pick on himself nice glasses, four eyes shut up [ laughter and applause yesterday was daylight savings day which means six months of freaking out every morning when you see the clock on your stove. Oh, no, no, no [ laughter ] oh, no, im late oh, no, no. [ laughter ] according to repo
Because if theres one thing trump specializes in, its unusual holds. [ laughter ] im just going to grab your hand real tight and get my lips [ laughter ] like, as close as i can but not touching you just like [ laughter ] and itll make a good picture. [ laughter ] President Trump returned to the white house tonight after spending three nights at home in trump tower, which means workers at the tower can start taking the letters down again [ laughter ] President Trump claimed today that one of the first things World Leaders do when meeting him is congratulate him on the u. S. Economy mostly because of the sign [ laughter ] former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was eliminated on dancing with the stars last night. Well, thats it. [ cheers and applause you guys you guys, that is it i guess weve finally seen the last of oh, no. [ laughter ] no senator Elizabeth Warren said at a town hall yesterday that she was advised to smile more to win over male voters as opposed to joe biden who
Guests dolly parton Kacey Musgraves, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1160 steve and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here thank you for watching what a special night it is our entire audience is made up of people Gordon Sondland implicated in the ukraine scandal. Isnt that beautiful [ cheers and applause its a special night thats right today was day four of the impeachment hearings i dont want to say things are bad for trump, but right now, not even baby yoda could cheer that guy up. [ laughter ] i mean, it was a wild day in washington today we heard testimony from ambassador Gordon Sondland, who directly implicated trump in the ukraine scandal. [ audience oohs you could tell it was bad for trump, because he did something he never does. He turned
This morning, National Securities corporation chief market strategist, art hogan is hill, liz peek is here and James Freeman. Great to he see everybody. Thank you to all of our veterans this morning and their families. Liz peek, you have people in your family. Our son is a veteran. Maria thank you so much. And thank you everybody. We want to give a big shoutout all day today to our great heroes of this country. Our top story this hour is violence erupting in hong kong over the weekend, the protests now in the sixth month. Police fired gunshots at protesters early this morning sending one man to the hospital and the emergency room for emergency surgery, another man in Critical Condition this morning after being set oven fire for confronting protesters who had been vandalizing a subway station. This story is not going away. I think this is also creating pressure for xijinping in china but when you see things turn this kind of violent you wonder what kind of impact it really will have. It