But first, lets welcome tonights guests. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. Comedian david o. Back can we go back to angelo real quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup. All right. Shes such a makeu. They put her on philly cheesesteak. Fox business anchoy cheer Lauren Simonetti has published opinions terrified that minions Fox News Contributor truly are. And finally shes like Barbie Small Blond and as fake hair cut. Fox news contributor kat timpf. All right we have before we get to some new stories and we have plenty of them. Lets do this. Yeah. Regs, leftovers. Mm. Yeah, its leftovers whereis i read the jokes. We did news this week, and as always, its my first time reading them, so if they , will tie joe mackey to a table and then let a group of monkeys rip off his face. E an he might be an improvement. Yeah, i know. He is homely. Here we go. Brian. Kill me. Took on tyrus in a Wrestling Bout this week in a matchwrestl called the Unstoppable F
All right units friday you know if that means lets welcome tonights guest hes the only one on the panel who still looks like his yearbook picture of the host of the god bends and show guy benson if only his jokes were sharper says razors comedian and founder of western Razor Company david angelo shes like a pothole on the street people always trying to avoid her the New York Times bestselling author and fox contributor and finally he trims his beard with a Grazing Flock Of Sheep the New York Times best selling author and comedienne for bar in wa World Champion before we get to some news stories lets do this. Gregs leftovers. Greg i use the jokes we didnt use this weekend is always is my first time reading them so they suck we will force joe mackey to put mayonnaise on his toes during the state of the Union Thursday night President Biden said wealthy people should pay their fair share of taxes not so fast says one man but after bidens hyperkinetic speed read of his speech is safe to say
company, western razor.com owner david angelo. thank you. thank you. he was into red hats before it was cool, founder of the guardian angels. she doesn t need x-ray vision to see through your bs former white house secretary, katie mcenany. if you re a fan of big government prepare for and argument, fox contributor kat. as you know it s friday so before we get to new stories we are going to do this. greg s leftovers. yum. if my jokes suck i get to kill a writer. during wednesday s episode of the view whoopy goldberg appeared to pass gas. critics are calling at this time most intelligent thing she s ever said. the pentagon is blaming a russian fighter jet for causing a u.s. drone to crash into the black sea. officials worry the russians plan to hide the wreckage by leaving it at a laptop repair shop. a new report finds that new york fourth graders saw test scores plummet during the covid lockdowns. teachers say students are stabbing at a sixth grade level. that
cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so they re putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. let s talk about giant balloons, all right? yeah! greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the coast of south carolina. china should have said there was a boy inside. that s what i would have done. then i would have shot it down because i m a bad man. anyway there was lots of speculation over the balloon s sudden appearance rumor has it joe insisted that it was just a full moon. maybe it came from hunter s birthday party from last saturday. you know he loves his balloons. normally if they re full of cocaine and shoved up a drug mule s ass but still. hunter and the balloon have a lot in comm
line on fox business day. good. avid mgo . he s not. i guess we just found sleeping in the studio. western razor .com owner david angelo.. she s so dope. hunter actually tried to smoke her post f. kennedy at fox business. kennedy. and finally, she s cool, cruel and makes old men drool. though fox news contributor cartouche. all right. before we get to some news stories, it s friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. ould n i would neveevr have watermelon in the fridge. what a waste of space . i d have gwyneth paltrow head. all right. it s leftovers where i reads wek the jokes we didn t use this week. and as always, it s my firstmyts time reading aids. so if you don t laugh, i will fire somebody. good good.. okay, here w e go . on thursday, elon musk,cex ro three billion dollar spacex rocket explodeckoded durd durins first ever test flight. when asked what may y havehave e wrong, musk replied, we probably made a mistake christening it it with bud lig. a lot of work you g