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Everyone, im Judge Jeanine Pirro with harold Ford Jr. , Jesse Watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new York City and this is the five. Its the final Stir Sprint to november and it looks like kamala will be sticking to her hide from the Press Game Plan after granting only one softball interview, harris is cooking up a fresh plate to dodge the media. The old I Cant hear you headphones trick, the vp was spotted rocking a pair of white earbuds totally ignoring a bunch of reporters yesterday. She probably wants to dodge questions about how her Polling Honeymoon has gone cold. And that the Nc Bump never came through. Harris now seems to be sweating over the race. Its going to be a tight race to the very end, so lets not pay too much attention to those polls, because as unions and labor knows best, we know what its like to be the underdog, and we are the underdog in this race. And we have some hard work ahead of us. Judge Jeanine Kamala is also dragging out the guy she helped t