[applause] [ ] greg: all right. All right. Yes. Yes. You just wait until after the show. It is friday so you know what that means. That s welcome tonight s guests. She is so pure hunter biden tried to snort her, shannon bream! he is as cheerful as an orphan with tuberculosis, comedian david angelo! as the former miss citrus everything that she touches is freshly squeezed. Morgan ortega s! he can see your house from up there. New york times bestselling author and comedian tyrus! before we get to some news stories let s do this. [ ] greg s leftovers. Greg: it is leftovers. What i read the jokes that we do not use this week. As always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will tie joe machi to the slender trunk of a sapling and as it slowly grows into a large tall tree he hangs himself. That was. Greg: it will take 89 years. But it is worth it. The iraqi parliament lowered the legal marriage age for girls to nine years old. Guess who is now condo hunting in baghdad?. In a re
[ applause ] happy friday night, everyone. Kat is gearing up for a wild weekend. She eats first before she drinks. Not like last weekend. At least her husband has got up to give her right to work. We also have our favorite on th show. Being from the south, she reall would at last good offroad adventure. Here we go. I hope you ve got that. And to think that she lives in that. So far cost 75 grand and rots your brain besides that threeday three day weekend wit hunter biden. If you said college, you would be right. University who students and faculty are being instructed no in expanding one present vocabulary, but some of the ports that they want to ban are like to trigger warnings and will of thumb the home. Rule of thumb, who does that offense other than maybe a few careless shop teachers. Shout out the four fingers. And all of these are related to systemic oppression, even trigger warning. For shocking subject matter ahead. That a shocking in itself because trigger is part of a gun , s
[ applause ] happy friday night, everyone. Kat is gearing up for a wild weekend. She eats first before she drinks. Not like last weekend. At least her husband has got up to give her right to work. We also have our favorite on th show. Being from the south, she reall would at last good offroad adventure. Here we go. I hope you ve got that. And to think that she lives in that. So far cost 75 grand and rots your brain besides that threeday three day weekend wit hunter biden. If you said college, you would be right. University who students and faculty are being instructed no in expanding one present vocabulary, but some of the ports that they want to ban are like to trigger warnings and will of thumb the home. Rule of thumb, who does that offense other than maybe a few careless shop teachers. Shout out the four fingers. And all of these are related to systemic oppression, even trigger warning. For shocking subject matter ahead. That a shocking in itself because trigger is part of a gun , s
lineup. announcer: gregg s seven jokes greg: i don t like that music. and we afford a teacher has been arrested for having sacks with a student in her car on multiple occasions. when asked about it she said she was showing the kid how to drive a stick. [laughter] she s been fired, although there is a schoolwide petition demanding she still teach driver s ed. [laughter] two, katie couric is getting called a misogynist for a new memoir or she trashes other women and her connection to purvis like matt lauer and jeffrey epstein. defendants say that s unfair and point out to her charity work for the ted bundy foundation. when told be, because she s being called misogynist by other women, she replied, tell bitches those to shut up and make me a sandwich. actress/comedian/has-been sarah silverman slams hollywood forecasting non-jewish actors to play jewish characters as an example of jew face, which is what you would expect from a performer whose doneness. vice president, ir
all right units friday you know if that means let s welcome tonight s guest he s the only one on the panel who still looks like his yearbook picture of the host of the god bends and show guy benson if only his jokes were sharper says razor s comedian and founder of western razor company david angelo she s like a pothole on the street people always trying to avoid her the new york times best-selling author and fox contributor and finally he trims his beard with a grazing flock of sheep the new york times best selling author and comedienne for bar in wa world champion before we get to some news stories let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: i use the jokes we didn t use this weekend is always is my first time reading them so they suck we will force joe mackey to put mayonnaise on his toes during the state of the union thursday night president biden said wealthy people should pay their fair share of taxes not so fast says one man but after biden s hyperkinetic speed read o