All right units friday you know if that means lets welcome tonights guest hes the only one on the panel who still looks like his yearbook picture of the host of the god bends and show guy benson if only his jokes were sharper says razors comedian and founder of western Razor Company david angelo shes like a pothole on the street people always trying to avoid her the New York Times bestselling author and fox contributor and finally he trims his beard with a Grazing Flock Of Sheep the New York Times best selling author and comedienne for bar in wa World Champion before we get to some news stories lets do this. Gregs leftovers. Greg i use the jokes we didnt use this weekend is always is my first time reading them so they suck we will force joe mackey to put mayonnaise on his toes during the state of the Union Thursday night President Biden said wealthy people should pay their fair share of taxes not so fast says one man but after bidens hyperkinetic speed read of his speech is safe to say that authorities now know who the white house coke belongs to all in all however republic and have to admit that joe has something that their candidate doesnt a good dealer also during the speech a protester stood up and screamed on intelligibly what a jerk, didnt he know the only person you can do that at the state of the union is the president meanwhile more than a dozen democratic Congressman War White to bring attention to womens rights all im sorry those were bidens nurses well one hit democrats scolded biden for referring to the murder of Lincoln Riley as an illegal talk about priorities next thing you know they will scold msnbc for calling a mental patient a tv host. Greg unnecessary but good, 57yearold mike tyson facing 27yearold jake paul in a boxing match that will stream on Netflix Tyson says he plans to kick the [ inaudible ] out of him i hope he is not watching fans looking forward to an exciting fight or as the New York Times calls it another young white man beating up an elderly black male pittsburgh area nudist Group Renting out an alley for a naked bowling night all participants asked to keep an eye on their all ball bags nine Jehovah Witnesses in russia have been convicted for their religious beliefs but lawyers think that they wont enter prison as no one will answer the door for them a florida man has pled guilty to illegally selling thousands of turtles the judge rejected his claim for leniency since business was slow that once for the kids you can clip that went out they can listen to that one outrage after an Oklahoma School held a fundraiser where students had to lick Peanut Butter off of each others toes School Officials defended the practice saying you need the butter to go with the toe jam this week Harrison Ford got a colonoscopy to the Indiana Jones theme song in related stories richard gere got a colonoscopy to the theme song to Alvin And The Chipmunks the joke will never go away will its not even true in the way you remember rose montoya the Transgender Influencer who went topless at a white house event rose now says the dog also trans because neutered i guess that means prince harry is trans to new reports say that a Jack Russell Terrier bit off a mans penis but Police Working effortlessly to return the penis back to its owner its been attacked by dogs the New York Times being sued after firing an employee in need of Brain Surgery true imagine if the times did that to every employee in need of Brain Surgery it would be empty like the stock photo and into the office thank you this weekend we are supposed to set our clocks forward one hour for daylight savings time that means you lose one hour which means more to some people than others new data shows that more people have been killed on New York City Subway System since the start of 2020 than in the 15 years prior but as mayor adams points out it has never been easier to get a seat graham john kerry says people would feel better about the war in ukraine if russia would reduce its emissions people would also feel better if john kerry would go back to his home on Easter Island i will take it i will take out the Veterans Health administration has overruled plans to ban the famous dj day photo because it did not meet todays standards for consent apparently the bureaucrat behind the band does not like semen its the navy its in the navy finally on the view last week Whoopi Goldberg fantasized about joe biden jailing every republican well Joy Behar Fantasized about the usual dont applaud that i dont need your mercy clap now to the news biden feeble but at least he said illegal democrats blue because biden said something true its time for. Spectacle from the Receptacle Greg Thank You Last Night Biden addressed the nation in his state of the union too bad the nation was ukraine but then he took indirect swipes at trump and contrasted saving democracy against the threat of extremism you could see that coming without achievements all you have our tax but it makes you wonder which president is the one that is out for revenge and the one having fun while being sued or the other one shouting at the sky like a stranded castaway at Passing Planes Biden seems to want to settle more scores than a geriatric geriatric john wick of course afterward Democrats Cherry pick moments of clarity and the rest of his point out what is left the endless accelerated gibberish spewing from the pie hole it all was sound and fury signifying senility but its all part of a theatrical display of tribal pickleball a backandforth of groans and cheers which is why trump seems so weird being part of it to begin with, who knew that a Game Show Host tycoon was the one who could not fit into this asinine artifice but there was one moment that crystallize what we are dealing with here the Unforgivably Repellent response to this car crash moment watch. President joe biden it is not about him its not about me i would be a winner. [ inaudible ] President Joe Biden Lincoln Riley an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal thats right but how many thousands of people have been killed by legals, to her parents i say that my heart goes out to you having lost children myself. Greg did you catch that . First joe called Lincoln Riley the murdered Nursing Student Lincoln Riley, and can rightly, i dont blame him its probably the first time that he has ever heard of the poor girl and ill give him points for trying the bar so low for joe i am grateful he didnt call her Charles Nelson reilly but where the media and the lives piston off at that . No that would mean they have a heart what was worse than mangling the victims name was miss labelling her vicious attacker her vicious killer here is nancy expressing disgust over jos use of the word illegal to describe lincolns killer. He should have said undocumented was not a big thing action wasnt going to ask about that i was just going to ask more about the moment but you do think you should have said undocumented . Will usually say undocumented and he said illegal. Think about that the take away for cnn anchor the word allocated for a murderer not the president s ignorance or ambivalence over the victim feelings of murderers matter to their victims and families but remember these are the same people that just as anyone who missed Genders Murderers mean who claimed to be women we must comply to their evil demands even if they dont comply to the laws of humanity leave it to the New York Times to chime in saying that mr bidens use of the word triggered immediate backlash from Liberal Democrats and immigration advocates who accused the president of Dehumanizing Undocking of migrants by highlighting the killing and using the term illegal so biden accidentally used the truth and called an illegal immigrant illegal in the media pounces its not like joe let a criminal into the country who murdered a jogger oh wait he did so joe butcher as a young womans name who was already butchered by someone who got in because Joe Butchered the border and the press not angry that Lincoln Riley was brutally murdered theyre angry that somebody noticed but how has joe taken all of this . The day after his speech . I feel really good man i feel really good i dont really remember it but i had both guns blazing i had to yell and to whisper i had to yell and i had to whisper and then in november i have an October Surprise item putting them all together im going to debut the yell whisper. Greg im sure you were able to stay up extra late to watch the address would you make of it what were the highs and lows for you. I know its my job to watch Something Like this and then opine on it but it was my birthday so i gave myself the gift of thank you. Whats it like turning 25 hes just bitter because he wasnt invited to the sweet 16 we would have let you in anyway Chucky Cheese has very strict security but i gave myself the Birthday Gift of not watching the standing and i feel like i stand by that decision that whole spectacle you just showed about Lincoln Riley and the backandforth with a member of congress decked out in red im sort of glad to have missed all of that the thing that is interesting about the parsing around and using the term illegal i feel like, and you alluded to this, if you come to the country illegally and then you go to multiple cities and commit multiple crimes culminating in a murder i think at some point you have earned the word illegal and on multiple levels and for people to be upset about that it shows you how demented our politics all right now deeply demented by assigning xenophobia and using the phone illegal it prevents response again their theology the newcomer and newcomer a newcomer a newcomer good to see you as always im sure you glue the tv in your tiny hovel in your bed. I have a small apartment i thought biden was on fire last night and by that i mean i thought he looked like a burn victim what is going on with his face we are being ruled by did you see the shot even the congresspeople we are being ruled by Halloween Decorations its an issue for me. Greg and they sit there this is what kills me he walks and they all get in to take selfies these are people that should not have pictures of themselves around hideous. Disgusting. They cant take care of themselves out of they represent us its a nightmare i didnt even know what he said in the speech i turned the captions on and it just said you tell me. Save the adderall for the rest of us i felt he was super fired up for sure and theres an Adderall Shortage so i felt like i was being taunted almost the guy that was yelling that ran in he was a gold star father whose son was killed in afghanistan and the man was arrested so i feel like whenever he comes down from whatever he was on last night the first thing he should do is have those drive charges dropped immediately i also feel that when i was watching at the back to start with ukraine i was watching it and i thought i missed the beginning it wasnt paying attention but i thought know thats what he decided that was a Starting Point how about when youre the president of the country you start by talking about your own country that seems to me that thats what i would go with. Greg the great things about the country you want to talk about our countrys border first or second but not ukraines border and then go to threats to democracy abroad and at home how he worked that together. Although democrats stood and cheered for war and i thought things have changed. They have i was following you on twitter you were on fax you were not pleased. To be fair i asked for elmer fudd to interpret so someone could break it down but, makes a great point that just hit me right now he didnt talk about america at all he didnt talk about one thing that we cared about he talked about ukraine he mentioned the border and then The Lady In Red got him and thats honestly when i turned it off because i was doing playbyplay a lot of questions what the hell did he say and then it was you just you almost you get used to the and then you hit the whisper and when he whispers you know its about to go off the rails and it doesnt normally you have an uncomfortable laugh but because he chose to do his thing on the young lady who was brutally murdered in this country i said im turning it off so i turned it off and said im done one is too many fees to be okay to say that this country used to be okay for leadership to come out and say this happened is not going to happen again we used to name things after victims we used to put in acts and task forces and we would change the way that we do things when someone and the sunlight taken and none of that goes back the phrase we break a few eggs all i ask is mr president if youre going to break eggs at least know the name give us that. America worried about not enough potato chips. The most obvious thing would be if he didnt fall over and drool on himself democrats would say this was a triumph of rhetoric they come out the next day saying he has his Mojo Back Weight four minutes who was the genius to tell him to say predecessor why it started off predecessor and then it was predecessor and that was predecessor and again i said who [ bleep ] in the back thought they predecessor if he just said man. Just say trumpets easier. One syllable we have to move on up next would you renouncech your race for a discount have t north facehe. Five words Mother Nature as a racist i go to you for no particular reason in the uk the Clothing Brand north face offering 20 recent discount to shoppers if they take an hour long Racial Inclusion course which claims that white people cannot expand racism and that the outdoors is oppressive to black people do you think this is good to make the consumer do this is this going to make black people happy should they not just get a discount on the close . This is why it socks and i hate [ bleep ] black History Month because they always come out with some new cool thing just its offensive not even the fact that apparently trees say of negroes handling the other way every time you go jump in the ocean it moves this racist as ocean doesnt let me in it that the reward is more insulting than the socalled act apparently we are only worth 20 percent off. One fifth. What they do present 75, if you make it 80 l go in there and say im a horrible black person and i always want to be asian my whole life for 80 percent but nobody is denouncing for 20 percent 20 percent . We are better than that. But if they really meant it they wouldnt give it to the black people in general the white people taking the course if you look at the executives of north face its all most all white could that be the reason . Well the reason isnt i would hope they must have actually googled Diversity Courses the sword they decided to do this may be the truth is these things dont work there so much resource that show these things dont work and can make things worse thats not what its about is not about that its business they are trying to show that they care i get but that is such a weird thing to do to say we are not just any Fleece Company like we are a Police Company that likes black people and thinks its like they should be able to enjoy the outdoors its cringe and strange to me absolute leave but i would probably do it. Because you like a sale. Im polish there are a few things i would not do for a discount they know what im talking about. Greg david your rugged outdoorsman. Thats true. Greg do you go there because there arent any black people. Please him and tied on my response i think it is kind of funny to teach privilege to people who are struggling financially to buy a coat its like what year was rgb born i need to buy some mittens. Greg i dont get it. To give you a course on Social Justice lets just cut this part. Well know hes right gutfeld sometimes things go over his head because he small. Greg youre ganging up on me. You wont do for that sale because its in our class of a white person telling you how to be better around black people to other way people is the dumbest thing ever. I like that while hes explaining this he said white people and pointed directly at me, in fact, through north phased the whitest brand in the world hi of course opponent they could just do the logo over and have it be my face i am the target demo and what i am confused about is if the outdoors are racist and north face is an Outdoors Brand should they not just liquid air their basement business and go away because they are complicit. Or everybody we executives need to resign all the white guys need to resign and be replaced by tyrus. Doubled down, go the other way, say yes we are racist. They will add hoods to the jackets. Go the other way. If you are racist and youre looking to have a picnic come to us we got you. My problem with it is just a shameless selfpromotion if you want to get 10 percent off at western razor. Com you dont need to do a course just use promo code greg. Greg ill do that if you have a promo code would you give 10 percent off on the razors . Yes, i will. Greg on now you have to do it. Okay. Greg im not sure but i think you just lost money. Ive been losing money since the beginning. Greg gutfeld is a influencer now. And if you use promo code guy than the razors arent necessary i will add 10 percent through the weekend. Greg up next firefighters shout down a comp paying clown. We have ten orders coming in when you go for Something Big like this, your kids see that. 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One hour video of the day comes to us from the new York Fire Department promotion ceremony where new York Attorney general Letitia James the one who is suing the hell out of trump was met with a chorus of boos and trump chance roll it. I would like to introduce our next speaker attorney general tita james. [ applause ] come on we are in the house of god first summer down thank you thank you for getting out of your system i want to thank Commissioner Cavanaugh and Chief Hodgins for the recognition. In my perspective and im sure its probably yours also but i dont know i would rather have fans in the Fire Department than in the media joy read is not going to rescue your three cats. Exactly when the apartment is burning chris hayes isnt coming up the ladder to carry me down i need those trump people in those jobs. They are and it shows the disconnect the encapsulation of this disconnect between the bluecollar and the modern Progressive Movement it is now elites and they are punishing the rabble and the rabble who have represented them is trump. Also interesting because she is probably in such a bubble i feel like if some people dont realize they are actually people who support trump they see the numbers they see the nominee but that just seems like some amorphous thing that they dont understand so when she is faced with that i feel like she thought okay well she should have expected Something Like this to happen honestly but she doesnt know she doesnt know this is out there so more uncomfortable than we have a Crime Problem here and shes going and Reverse Engineering some kind of orbit crime for a political enemy. But in the house of god how could they my favourite part of the clip and the added there where she says im glad you got out of your system and then cut to trump chatting it was not out of their system clearly she brought this on herself if she did not decide to be a hyper politicized Law Enforcement official she would have been spared the billing from the people of the ceremony but she made a choice and theres a lot of people who disagree with the toys and she can take the heat she should be able to in these lawsuits just elevating him to a folk hero status. You have to understand that the road with the progressives were on were paved with pro pro x. They are heroes and told they were heroes on social media so they live in that illusion and bubble they think that social media is billions of people telling them they are great and they are not they are 10 percent of 10 percent and then they stepped out into the real world and realize they are not the hero they are the villain and then it is hard for them because that is not the way they see it and they dont understand her Body Language after she sent house of god she flipped her hair like she was so she wanted to Say Something else like how dare you she was expecting if you talk people this mindset this trump derangement they expect every time they go in to a room to speak they will get a Standing Ovation like they have saved they believe the [ bleep ] that they spew they really believe that trump save democracy. She stopped the orange monster. From taking over the world even though he had the job before she still is protecting us from that. And that craziness she goes in to the world and stuff out of the thing and its like everyone thinks that the most handsome guy in the neighbourhood the fastest guy in the neighbourhood until the action go out to the neighbourhood to find out that they are not as good looking and their mother is a liar and the new shoes didnt make a difference at all and they got smoked this is what she is going through. She lived on social media always tweeting about how donald trump owes all this money shes in this universe and i love the fact that and i know you probably deal with this, you guys not so much but being recognized you may not get recognized by most new yorkers but youre definitely going to be by the firemen they watch the hell out of this show because i love you. Im just Gonna Go Walk outside a fire station later in full glam. If you do you will end up with a lot of hats may be some coins and patches and maybe theyll let you pet the donation ill see you there. Greg once rescued from elevator stop it. You also got rescued from your bedroom. Not by the firemen. The dog. [ simultaneous talking ] dog nanny saved him i learned my lesson. The nanny of his dog. Ing coming up is Desantis A Party Prover for deploying spring break troops. Five more words. Spring break no break kevin or ron desantis sending a hundred and 40 State Troopers to Spring Break Destinations around florida that doesnt seem like a lot to keep crowds under control they will have strict new measures which will in curfews dui checkpoints they will have Drone Surveillance they will have residential patrols is this all war on alcohol poisoning. Tough break for chlamydia i pivoted to be chlamydia this spring break things like this you normally could say dont you want to contribute to the economy it doesnt spring break they threw up on the economy they dont buy anything these are college kids that buy booze they carried with them they get drunk in public and throw up everywhere so i think i can definitely it was crazy last year. If you cant control the fund they eliminate the fund you need some rules people how do you celebrate spring break . Future fleece north face on and make a big picture of old fashions and sit on the veranda and sluicing celine dion. This is very specific. Im sorry i was daydreaming. Im sorry, she had hr on speaker did you get all of that . What was the question . Do you think we need spring break anymore is in college basically spring break forever . I have no opposition to spring break but i feel like you could maybe rein it in a bit and if you cant do it on your own having a few extra cops around doesnt seem like a problem why is there outrage over just a bit more of a heavy Law Enforcement presence i did spend my spring break mostly playing board games and reading but i know other people enjoy Different Things and i think having some Adult Supervision is perfectly okay. The National Guard and the subway now because we cant police ourselves anymore we handed over to the state. I think the people in the subway would be good with that but in this situation this just sounds like desantis who also i read in the article he didnt want Group Dancing and wanted to make sure there was no dancing on the beach and i thought, maam, footloose two is going to be awesome this is literally an eighties teen movie right here you run for president and the next thing you know is you are the bad guy in every eighties and spring break for them anyway they have breaks in school then i cannot pay their loans work and let them party no absolutely not. Save your money and pay off your loans david your notorious wild man do you have any memories of spring break do you can share on tv. I used to go in the fall you get a better deal they dont need the National Guard just put Chris Christie on the beach in a Folding Chair that a shut the whole thing down. 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Exactly would probably just make plans and then cancel them which is all of my vacations tyrus while i just want to jump and roll with you guys judge jeanine listen shes going to cook the whole time which means shes gonna be busy shes given tell me to go away on cooking dont bother me right now i can do whatever i want to do and if anyone shows up bears or wolverines or whatever then i can [ bleep ] judge jeanine so ill have a great trip. Armed and dangerous david i know you watch fox religiously so you probably have a lot to choose from. I will go with lou dobbs lets get crazy. Lou is no longer on the network. Hes not . Jesus lou dobbs isnt here anymore . No great man though. Did he go out in a Blaze Of Glory . He might have hes an outdoorsman. He has that Camouflage Bowtie , you cant see him. Cat. Larry kudlow is so rich. Yes he doesnt strike me as someone who gets up early. Exactly he would probably like say heres a souvenir to member our trip and wood be a big bag of cash. You would be in robes all day. I dont want to fly commercial you and ill go with him as well. See you there. Well thatll be. While no one picked jesse waters. He would just take up all of the counter with his hair Care Products dont go where we back we are out of time, thanks again. Good evening everybody picked
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