and you know what that means? i really have to go to the bath ,butno i m not i m going to wait . it s over. overt welcome tonight s guests . carl early bird sure b is specil . fox and friends first co-host carley shimkushimkus!pl believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotel youtube host gz. e he looks like thatg: guy who cae to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentinr e and finally, she s the firstwe author to weigh less than igh heher book, but she a contr: to. all right. yeah a rig, a lively bunch toni okay. before we get to some new storienes, it s friday, so let . do this. g is leftovers. mm.vers. yeah, it s leftovers wheres it s i read the jokes. we did news this week, and as always, it s my first timeif reading these. so if they , we ll just chemically castrate joe machi and what not. nonot that i would make a difference. but anyway, our man shouldt p decide. designed to look like the white house. just went up for sale in californ
greg: yes, it s friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i m not. i m going to wait until it s over. let s welcome tonight s guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] greg: believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it s friday. so let s do this. greg leftovers. greg: yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these, so if they suck we ll just chemically castrate joe mackey. not that it would make a
off a chair. did you read his temples boo specs. shirley temple. when you read her book, you can read between the lines of a enormous scandal that was on scandalized fat. she was abused? oh, yeah. he does not understand chairs . he sits like alec baldwin shoots . to soon, i m sorry? apparently he s mad about help mandatory diversity is destroying movies and this weekend on firing line, he slammed the new diversity inclusion requirements for film in order to be considered for academy awards for its part of hollywood s quest for our rainbow of stars they can now slap chris rockford starting in 2024 bics picture contenders must have one of the lead actor or supportive actors from an under or unrepresented racial o ethnic group. in other words, that hitler biopic better have some black nz nzis and instead it must be focused on one like women, lgbtq, or deaf people. they already have a movie in th camp based on these new rules, as helen keller who teaches a black five-
about. one question at the end over title 42 and he said he was working on something with mexico. but it wasn t much of an answer. a lot of people are wondering about the debt ceiling. they are going to raise the debt ceiling. they always raise the debt ceiling. they re just basically jockeying for position to see who doesn t catch most of the blame. now, america has been sliding backwards emotionally for the last decade. a small group of people has been picking at america s most tender scab for about 10 years. they have been working around the clock to convince you that the country is racist. and that you re racist. 60 years after the civil rights act, 15 years after electing the first black president, as a black vice president sits in the white house, half of america thinks the other half s racist. so how did we get here? we have been getting carpet bombed with racial propaganda. racial riots against police were fueled into our biggest cities. the media spread the hands up,
lots of guys in suits looking at me, eyeballing me. you know what that means. an entire a-block on harry potter. mike said do it or he would walk. who knew pompeo was a harry pothead? i heard him over there talking about his hogwarts. next month there is a new game coming out called hogwarts legacy. for all you nondorks, dweebs, nerds, and men who have never touched a woman who wasn t a relative, the game is set in the world of harry potter, and it seems like fun, but according to the outrage we are always outraged. if you buy this game, you are a bigoted monster. see, for the past year, trans activists have been pushing a boycott of the game over its association with j.k. rowling. she has nothing to do with making the game at all. women don t know computers. [laughter] of course she will profit from the licensing rights which have certain pro-trans groups boiling mad paper they ve been that way for years. she was absent from the harry potter films 2010 version special, a