Everybody, especially my special late night hosts or whats left of them. James corden is on his way back to england. The rest of them are shutdown because their writers are on strike. Thats one way to make their show funnier. Who knew they had writer . On gutfeld, my writers dont strike, i strike the writer. And that was for writing a good joke. The only collective bargaining around here is which ones get to shave my back. Yes. But, there is big news out of arkansas this week. That has to be the first time anybody ever said that. Hunter biden appeared in court over a contentious battle. Hunter wants that reduced. I dont blame him. All those jobs and unqualified crack addicts have since dried up. Somebody got to take care of that kid. There is no such thing as someone elses child. There is no such thing as someone elses child. No such thing as someone elses child. Our nations children are all our children. Oh. That explains why he never asks parents if he can sniff near kids hair. [laughter] that scalp belongs to everyone. I think that was john winkies High School Yearbook quotes. I know it is too far. Yet, joe keeps on ignoring his grand kids. Hes starting to make Kamala Harris jealous. Hunter cant remember the sex because he had so much with so many partners. Dude, now is not the time to brag. It is like with Bernie Sanders forgets how many homes he has. Worse, hunter does not want to give his son the last name. Why would anybody wants the biden name . I been there. They should have change it into a name like less baggage, you know, like cosby. It is no secrets that hunter pocketed billions but now his lawyers are arguing nothing. He wanted to sell his blood but how safe is that . I rather get a transfusion. Aparticipantly, he had no salary. He was forced to sleep on a cot in his fathers room on a trip to dublin. A cot. I heard hunter brought quarters for the vibrating bed. Hunters only income is from his crappy expensive arts. Right now there is a filthy rich ban in beijing taking a dump on his painting. Those buyers names are kept under a lock and key. Apparently, they are more important to joe than classified documents. Well, you know, hunter, if he can make ends meet, pretend the baby is a cocash. He seems to have no problem. Hell have to appear in person at all future court dates. Worse, the judge says he has to wear pants. [laughter] so leave it to a baby mama to finally take hunter and the bidens down because the feds are not doing it. Which leaves us to the infamous laptop conveniently pops up. The one found by officers, aka lying sack of [ bleep ]. Secretary of state, Antony Blinken was the Biden Campaign at the time. He denied it. One of the great benefits of his job is that he does not do politics. When of the great benefits of this job is i dont do politics and dont engage to it. With regards to that letter, it was not my idea. A Campaign Adviser is a weird job who does not do politics i mean, thats like when i wore a gstring to a Bachelorette Party but i was not the stripper. [laughter] in fact, it is just like that. Look, hunters personal sexual habits are not my concerns. Sleep with all the hookers and strippers you want. That was my moms advice when i turned 15. Your dad needs to lecture us on compassion and caring for other people when he cant do it himself, right, joe . No, no, look, compassion, come on. You got to have some compassion for hunter, too. I mean the kid likes strippers, what can i say . 20 grand a month is too much. What do they get for one of those lap dances . 20 . I should do 33. 3 dances a day and seven days a week, thats too much for a single mom. I dont know with hunter, i dont know what he likes about these dancers anyway. I rather them sit on my lap and let me shoe on your pony tail. Here he is, welcome tonights guest, when she bangs a gavel, criminal unravels. Jeanine piero. He told nike to just do it. It means stick a size 16 shoes up your it is canta freda. Foxs contributor kat timpf. [applause] finally, hes back. He shaves with a riding mower. My heavy champion, tyrus. [applause] judge, how are you doing tonight . Everything is good . Everything is good. I am here with you, what can be better . Nothing can be better, right . I dont think so, maybe if you are wasted. Oh, i dont do that. What do you make of these new developments into hunters camp . Is this going anywhere . No, i love whats happening. This familys court judge is going to do what the department of justice, the irs and the fbi not able to do. Shes saying hunter, i want all of your records, i want to know all your income, i even want to know whos paying you for these paintings. She has the right to do that. I did that as a family court judge. She could not get to the bottom of it. I dont like the way you are handling the case, lawyers are being ruled to redact everything. At the end of the day, it is hunter who started this. Hunter went for a reduction on modification, downward modification of support. So, he asked for it. You know what, she says from now on, you got to show up, none of this i am a big shot, you are not a big shot. You are a dirt bag and a deadbeat. [applause] do you think joe is going to accept that little girl as a granddaughter . The psychological damage that they are doing to this child, maybe not now but in a couple of years when she realizes that they shun her and they had stockings on the fireplace for every kid and even a grandchild but not her. It is 99. 9 certain shes his daughter. Shame on them. Dogs dont even know about christmas. They dont. They like the bone. Who doesnt . Welcome to the show. I am very excited. Do you think you will be talking about this topic . I would say this, no one is above the law even if you are the most important or famous person in the world. You cant get away for being bad. Now, you are going to quote, reducing, you are the president , what are you doing . It is confusing. I would say take responsibility, people will respect you more. I have serious respect now. When did you decide to change your name to freedom . It is a funny story. I remember for the first time going to high school and after practice, all my teammates were like going around and you know, they were just tweeting and pulling stuff. I saw one of my teammates posts criticizing the president. I turned around, this was 2009. Dude, what are you doing . I was like i saw your post okay . Whoa, you may be in jail tomorrow because you were criticizing the president. All my teammates were laughing. Theyre like this is not turkey, this is america. What are you talking about . Freedom of speech and Freedom Of Religion here. Just because you criticize the president , you are not going to be jail the next day. Thats so true. My wife shes always like shuttup, greg about everything. I am at home you are going to get arrested. She just want me to shut up. Kat, what do you make of this stuff . I dont care who hunter had sex with. Take responsibility. I know if i knocked up a stripper, i am take responsibility. Yeah. Maybe . Yeah. People do always say that about you. [laughter] um i am j just [laughter] i am a little confused by, would it okay, lets say whatever, he does not care and hes a bad guy. Would it be easier to say, i will hang out the kid once in a while. Right . Just take him to mcdonalds. Or pretend to care. Now, Everybody Knows you are a jerk and it is going to be one really strange familys scrapbook of a bunch of News Clippings of your dad does not want you. Hunter got to play the long game. In 20 years shes going to have female friends who are in their 20s. Chaching whoa. Whoa i mean there is no dispense when he can half a Million Dollars blowing paint out with a draw. You must have enough money for a straw and some paint. Exactly, you can use that with your little kid and who in 20 years hot friends. Man, i am going to have to kill you. [lau [laughter] welcome back, by the way. You are not coming to the birthday party. You know what bothers me this is about character. They love to talk about the mothers job. Somehow that makes a different not being a dad. One of my lovely childrens mother is a stripper. I raised her and loved her to death. It had nothing to do with the moms job. This guy had no character. He learned from his father. You are the president of the United States, his wife is a doctor because shes so smart. Neither one of you have stepped up because your argument is and this is why there are first world problems. Well, shes a stripper. Well, what are you . Hes a drug addict and you are a pretend doctor. There should be plenty room for creative activities. [applause] she didnt ask to come to the world this way. This is another typical reason why hes a punk. Only the worse dude you know saying dumb stuff like i dont remember having sex with her. Dna says you did, man. Step up and be a man. My daddy gave me this. Your father is the president of the United States and you want to tell us you slept on a cot and you got there and you expect us to believe all they had was a cot. Maybe after they dragged you to the other room and you attacked everyone. It is about character. If any family could take care of this kid if barack obama did this, front page and bill clinton would have done it. Everyone is fine, and constantly saying his daughter is from a stripper. The better. It is better being from the secretary. The bad guy is the president and not the mother of the child. You got it. Up next, the unions black who held kids back. Explicit. [applause] this is. This is iowa. We just havent been properly introduced. Say hello to the place where Rolling Hills meets low bills. Where our fields, inside and out, are always growing. 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Does she regret for not pressing inperson school sooner . Do regret for not pressing inperson schools sooner . I regret covid. We had members died in new york city. We had more people died in the city. When all those failed, hit them with a race card. No one looks out for black and brown folks like an old lady who kept them under arrest for two years. Dont forget of the math dropping enrollment. Maybe we should cut her a break, shes old. When was the first time you engaged inside the cdc . I am 65 years old, i dont remember anymore. Me, too. [laughter] wait to hear about whos president. Now, everyone democrats are challenging that weingarten wanted to reopen schools. I believe that to be true. I had a conversation with her at the time that lead me to believe thats what she wanted to do. It is not the reality. It was happening on the ground and cities like chicago, los angeles, and other places. Well, thank you beatlejuice. When you are making lightfoot looking sensible, you are the one that should take the night off. There is no vaccine for dumb we have records. We can go back and say when you are good and alive. I feel bad for all the kids who got inperson education for two years. I mean school at home and inperson, there is nothing like it. I feel bad for the kids. And theyre alone in their house watching Tiktok Videos and scrambles their brain. Brainwashed. You can see what happened to kat during the lockdown. You had a terrible lockdown, actually. Did she not understand that people know how to google and the internet exist . Yeah, thats exactly what i thought. Somebody should give me guidance of what they are doing in europe. Okay, even apart from the long lasting damage you have done to all these kids and country, you also cant work a phone. Yeah. For that alone, you should step down. You just have to google it, bro. Yeah. Dont call her bro. I did. Bro is a genderneutral term. It is. Shes definitely genderneutral. Tyrus, how could this person ever be a teacher and she does not know the rudimentary. Shes union. Shes not going in there. I love how not just hear but fauci, when they had the speeches and they tried to act like we were not there. Yeah. Literally, your best friend is having an affair in your wife. No one told you to move out and theyre trying to tell you it is not what you have seen the last two years. We were there. I had kids at home. I had to home school. I had to watch everything that was coming on this house on tv or tiktok or whatever while they constantly changed the game on us. This is the part shes missing out on. Anyone who challenged them was destroyed. You lost your job or you got kicked off social media. How many doctors or anyone, what about the kids thats less susceptible. If you are not vaccinated, you cant teach. They changed it on every ten days for us and now it is all coming out and theyre like i dont remember. We shock their memory at my house. [laughter] yo, judge, she just assumes that no one is going to follow up on her because the media never does. We are the only people calling around. Well, there are never any consequences anymore. The thing is, everyday we were trying to figure out what to do. You are full a crap. You were not trying to figure out what to do. You were trying to figure out every metrics that you can use to shutdown a school. Why is this School Opening it and all the private schools open but you could not open the schools for our kids suffering these incredible losses. You want to talk about this nut job. She went to europe. He went to ukraine. Thats right. At the end of covid, to study the Education System in ukraine after russia bombed the whole country out. I dont know what she was doing in ukraine. All i know a lot of democrats were not there. Thats all i am going to say. Well, she went to ukraine and all she got with us the lousy he will mit. 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Are you a lesbian bigot . It must be time for that, we do. You dont have to applaud, sure, why not . A lesbian dataing app is corrupted. It is the worst thing to hit the Lesbian Community since the fire at the wooden stock evacuate factory. The dataing app, her, was launched for residents to meet and mingle. You need something when softball season ends. Ow, we know. Oh, the company lost sight of its original purpose. It all started when they welcome the blood under a trans woman. They only wanted you to date biological women. T in other words, if you are a lesbian only wanting to date real women on a i guess the t in lbtq is now stands for a message for trans folks, time to athlete her. Dont let the door to hit you on the way out. If you cant stand the meme meat meet, you better delete. The alternate line was if you cant stand the meat. Get out of the licken. All the trans women with their original equipment rejoiced. The boys are back in town. Kat. Can we blame ben for this . I just think it is rest interesting because it is not that long ago, remember that whole thing was consent have to be verbal and enthusiastic and ongoing. No, it is not an semiable answer to a penis. You better want that penis or you are a bigot. I am quite comfortable being a biggot. If you are on this app and you want a peanut when you are a bad person. Now, it is like you cant be on this app. You are allowed to not being attracted somebody. Breaking news, you can want or not want to have sex with somebody. Whether you had a type. Everybody got to be your type, judge. Just the other day no. It is weird though. What is happening to this world . A woman says shes a lesbian because she does not want a penis. Theyre seawalling you got to have one. Like it is a cable box for your tv. You have to have it. If you dont need it now if you have the app. Judge, what do you make of . I have nothing to say. All i know is there is no happy ending in a story like this. [laughter] [applause] classy. Nicely done, judge. Thank you. I didnt see that one coming. Oh. And he made it creepy. I want to go home. Just go home. What do you make of this. This is krcrazy, is it . Think about this. I am trying to give a good example. The nba drafted me like the first round pick, oh, yeah, we dont want you to score the ball, literally. This biology does fot feel comfortable day in or talking to many guy. There is a biology coach. This is very confusing. I am sure i have nothing to say. I am very confused in turkey. You have a lot of other issues but not this one. We deal with dictatorship. First world problem. What if tyrese black blackpeople. Com. I am lamar, i am whatever you wanted to be. Keep going. And kyrie, you are on there. I reject you. I would say like why did you rejekt me. I identify as you know what drives me crazy in all of this is people are born a certain way. We are to respect they are torn that way and they have a feeling who they want to take care of our who they want to be with. In the gay community, it seems theyre being attacked and what, they fundamentally believe is not accurate. It could change any time. You are not really attractive to woman. What you are doing is you are speaking nthem theyre being told how theyre supposed to be on their sexuality. You are telling a woman who believered her whole life that shes a lesbian and accepted by his family. Goes to another app to meet another woman. The woman shes diting, there is plumbing on the outdoor. Which shes not attracted to. You get to this point where you go to a safe place to go on a date and you are case, i went to meet a tall sister to maybe have some Basketball Children and you are sitting around at the show on the table, i am going to be upset. I wonder how long for lady gaga. You are taking away guild rights by talling them name. It is a delusion. 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No. Thats the local show. When you say oh, the met gala. Can i talk about the met gala. Giselle looked gorgeous. I thought she was very simple. I really missed blake. Whats her last name. Blake lively. Very lively and beautiful. I did love, due lipa. She had on a Chanel Ut Fit anymore. She had a 50 carat diamond on her necklace. Hes not there. Why did you get so famous all of a sudden. Whats with the horses . Back to my story. I thought it was el myra. Is our staffs on strike . All right, go ahead. So, in massachusetts, i dont know, we had the Boston Bruins and the history of nfl. It was so bad to see boston and these two horses decide to lever the state on the freeway and had to be tackled by policemen and brought back. Thanks a lot bruens. How did you know . I have sources. You have horses or sources. [laughter] they had to catch him on the highway. There you go. Theyre now living with Dylan Mow Vein any. All right, to a better job. This is my father and sister which i have not seen for ten years now. Growing up in turkey, if you want to be elected you will do, i remember going down and playing with my friend for the first time and my friends which they were like nine earliers old. They were burning the american flag. Say gave me a flag to burn it. I went upstairs and i was like, mom, what do i do . Do not hate anyone before you met them. I remember sitting down with my teammates. Ashley, i talled my friend, if dont hear from me the next two hours, call the police. Because of the environment i grew up here. They keep on telling me to hate learn. Theyre the devil, you know . I am so heartbroken for all the millions of kids growing up in the middle east sdp thats a great story. Perhaps, i will go to kat. I dont want to go after that. You cant win after this. What am i going to say after this . What meals or what kind of food did you go like oh my god. I am assuming it would be steaks. You have cows. How did you like what is that disco, is it corn on the cob . Corn dogs. I never had corn dogs growing up. I was like, i got to try on. I love it. I actually really liked it. Speaking of meat on a stick i dont have that, i dont have any meet on me. Okay, well, yesterday was great lakes and we are going to stay. Fantastic. They did a bad job because i didnt know that until today. I make you all aware of the great lakes and also Gordon Lightfoot tied yesterday on, i thought when i was in Public School in michigan. The great lakes, you got all the great lakes, and the fix gerald song. If you could read my mind. I would like to say, the great lakes are out there. There we go. Be aware. Well no kidding. Yeah nobody moves, freedom pat. Are, are you qualified to do this . What . Especially when it comes to your finances. Are you a certified financial planner™ . Im a cfp® professional. Cfp® professionals are committed to acting in your best interest. Thats why its gotta be a cfp®. 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They think they can predict whether or not you will commit a crime. Oh. There was a movie about this 20 years ago. If you are of the kind of mentality that you can try do you like it . Lock them up before they commit the crime. Lock them up before they are born. Read their brain scan. Lock them up. I know, i am kidding. Do you worry about ai . Think about it, think about all the girlfriends i am going to ask. Yeah, where were you . Do you like my hair . Do i gain weight . You know what i mean . Jill, you know whats funny is that women can think they already read you are mind. I didnt think that. What are you rolling four eyes for. You know, i am skipping you. What do you think, kat . Tyrus, i am so glad you asked. It is so great to have you back. Whoever agreed to do this study is boring. You are not letting everybody see everything in your head how boring are you . Dont think about that stuff. There by revealing that stuff, i dont want people to know about. What would let people do this . We already have this. We called it a [ bleep ] face. You sit there and she looks and she knows you are she doesnt know anything. I will have to sleep on a cot in air force one. Dont go away. We will be right back mwe. We insist on the declaration of timetested constitutional principles so the government of, by and for the people shall not perish from this earth. We the people are not destined for failure. I dont care what Corporate Media outlets say. I dont care What Hollywood says. I dont care what corporations say. Decline is a choice and freedom is worth fighting for. We will stand firm in the faith. We will be courageous. Here i stand. I am not backing down. [indiscernible]. [applause] good evening welcome to americas late news. Fox news at night. I am trace gallagher. Los angeles. The illegal immigrant accused of shooting and killing five people in texas is finally in custody after a 4 day manhunt. He was wanted for committing another crime last year in texas but authorities couldnt find him. This comes as a Biden Administration prepares to send 1500 active us Military Personnel to the southern border to help respond to the end of title 42