greg: yes, it s friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i m not. i m going to wait until it s over. let s welcome tonight s guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] greg: believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it s friday. so let s do this. greg leftovers. greg: yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these, so if they suck we ll just chemically castrate joe mackey. not that it would make a
[cheers and applause] hotep: i am black from head to toe. greg: i have no idea what he s talking about. i don t see because i don t see color or [bleep]. greg:. greg: we re almost done with this show, in more ways. by the way, this is our last show at 11:00 p.m. oh, spooky. all right, after the break, your reward for staying awake. [cheers and applause] ct: you re doing tv wrong! you thought that other tv provider was good enough. now what?. you ll talk? you call this “watching sports,” do you? you deserve better. so much in life is a compromise. directv never is. now get out of here the game s on.
addict and we re not allowed to think it? i didn t write the book he did. greg: that s so true. it hopped from room to room what if it was mexican jumping coke. carley: the new kind. greg: remember jumping up mexican jumping beans, what ever happened to those? did you ever snort one of those. you know, hotep i can finally say i know what it s like to be black. here you have a white man who, you know, gets away with a crime that i would be arrested for. this is what you have dealt with your entire life. hotep jesus: my entire life. like you run down the list of jobs or careers i possibly could have had and i m probably the guy that would have sold the coke to hunter, right? i was a rapper in a former life, but one career path i never expected was being a secret service investigator. i think i m qualified for this position because i just have an idea i know whose coke this is.
greg: yes, it s friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i m not. i m going to wait until it s over. let s welcome tonight s guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] greg: believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it s friday.