to thank you. thank you for your shirt back on. k put your shirt back on, sir. it's friday, so you know what that means. >> let's welcome tonight's guest. he's put more young people inay. cages than the border patrol. ufhat thatc and ceo dana white, the dukes of hazzard are her royal family. co-host of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell . in his next life, he's coming back as a pair of khaki pants from old navy. co-host of fox and friends, first time pyrmc o. and she's like a pile of leaves . that's a lot of work getting her off your lawn. "new york times" author and fox . ews ontributor kat timpf all right. before we get to some stories, let's do this. greg's leftovers over. >> all right. you know the story. this is where i read the jokes. we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they , will force joe machi to hang out with todd piro. dn't u >> all right. new polls show that president bidesend as time ren is strugglingiden to gain traction in battlegrount big d states. bas staff's best advice so far resigntt. >> got really a joke down, america. that wasn't a joke. that was just red meat dressed up as a joke. former disney employees have revealed that a big part of their job was cleaning up and throughout the magic kingdom. but they added it has preparedwa them for a career tidying upth around white house. he's our president. meanwhile, disney is embracing the problem of so many people in line. they've createhe is our presd n >> it's called mountain bike. i would definitely ride that. you know me. >> the view co-host ana navarro said she'd like to breastfeeyoud latin singer maluma, who said he's flattered, but he's not a fan of sour cream. yeah, i don't even get that. but you did. actor kevin bacoyou n revealed that he no longer eats bacon. no worbacon had yet from andy . yeah. makes you think. an excerpt from the nashville shooter's journals contain the chili chilling phrasnatural i want to kill all you crackers. ironically e, i want to kil, it's same thig with me, goldberg says before she destroys an entire box and cheeseonically it. of >> how did we pull a joke of that story? >> i didn't know where that one was going. and ontario man went viral for growing what may be the longest zucchini in the world. >> at eight feet, five inches. i haven't even said anything, but it quickly went missing, along with his wifthing. e. she likes zucchini. six-year-old u.k. woman who vandalized several parked cars, blamed her actions on feeling60-year-. on the bright side, that's less damage than could haveght i caused with her drivindeg. ng. a sexist would say. >> glamour magazine has named a transgender model as the woman of the year. >> oh, stop it. stop it. in related news, car driver has named this d news c the automobile of theth year because it's heria bike. a penny farthing, if you will. the u.s. census bureau is estimating the world's population is now over 8 billion. >> i can help fix thatthe u.s., said one man, tyson, as recalled £30,000 of dinosaur sauce shaped chicken nuggets because they may be contaminated with metald's od pieces. luckily, though,aurs sha all £30 were purchased by the same customer. too easy to eat, you sick people. earlier this week at dunkin donuts truck was stolen in connecticut. >> so far, donu the main suspect has yet to confess. yeah, well, we were friends this week. >> congressman jamaal bowman. you remember him? 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>> i never attacked him on his look h and believe me, there's n plenty of subject matter right there that i can tell you. but the fact is. one second. no, i didn't wani that.t to. >> you could not take more energy tonight. litt that you're different.>> im and the palins got a point. little mark from yoou talking, jeb. i'm talking right now. i'm talking. you can go back. you're not talking. u in you interrupted september 3rd. you apologize, jeb. nowillgize , he hit my hand.ds >> nobody has ever hit my hands. i've never heard of this one. >> look at those hands. and he referred to hands. if they're small, something else must be small. i guarantesoe you there's no problem. >> i guarantee you call women you don't like fat pigs, dogs, slobs. >> only rodeo all the. oh, i miss him. don't you usually that many insults and putdowns you have to marry cat. fo i'm so nice. i know you are the ratings for latest debate were so bad a lot of lesser known shows surprisingly did much better. >> shows like manscaping with jesse waters. ping w >> let's execute some hippiesit with judge jeanine and turn your head and cough. couggreg gutfeld storys ex. so, dana, welcome the show.t toh >> thank you. great to have you here. you know, when you just even do whene old clips of trump,a you realize what a difference is. it is isence it is our own weaks that we crave that or is it debt that he's changed the whole structure of a debate? >> yeah, no,e? t i think he's ia incredibly entertaining. >> he's witty, smart, fastrtst d and i love the guy. i mean, i'm is you're a little biased, but i'm a lot of biased. >> very good friend of mine.im so i was with him last saturday at breakfast with my saturday. . you know, all the stuff that you see on tvsed. is like that. he's like that all day. every day. yeah. this guy g is is relentless. i've never seen somebody who can more.the st just absolute. i mean, look at this stuff. this guyuf through. and every time that i talk to him on the phone, you think that. yeah thinks li a, he's living al life. will you talk to him on the phone? is it really haro talkd to talk to when he's talking? because he could just t going tu and you don't know when the sentence is going to end. yeah, that's definitely true,irs too. yeah. you know, he just fires awayawaa and fires away. you know, it's funny because this guy who's been a good friend of me for many years, so i'll jusnyatcht call him, you ko i'll watch stuff that he's going through. i'll just call to check on him, see if he, he's okay.letely and it's just completely. yeah - say, he says, listen, th. this is this is an ugly business that i'm in. have to roughand you have to yoe to fight through it. and yeah, he's double mad. definitely double? >> yeah. i hope. what about you dig in when dagan you they love to applaud todayet wish they were here last night s . all right again, was it a good o decisionno for him not to dois the debates so people will miss him? >> yea>> yeah.h. stage if you're in the lead, why? why would you get on stagei migh with these people? if i had, maybe i might not say this, but i am. >> anyway, let if i was at dinner with any of these five people and had to sitm, net to him, i would tell him i leftt my hair a night at homele like, oh, i forgot to put it in. why? whforgot ty and i don't wear hev aid. yeah, just so i wouldn't have to talk to him.m >> but trump's ability to pulverize a phony instantaneously is a thing of beauty and it makes it it makes big t feel like a family member or any like come't to christmas in my hometown. >> go so one of us doesn't have to go up to the meanest in town and look at her and say, oh, why are you wearing this slap b sandals in the middle of winter? did your gout come back?did yo did you did you go back to an organ made againu go? oh, th >> that's right. oh, there's your husband over there talking to that woman. >> you do know he's sticking it in our married, you know.rry ch dirig in. i get the feeling don't need trump to do that. >> just from you, todd.e so itme musont weird to see someone that popular. >> no, totally. because he you know, it shows on very earllyopley before peope actually awake. all people the way watching tv. >> yeah, i totally thoughttwo an you're going to have a montage of likyou knowe one too. and then, you know, unpopular shows like "fox and friends" and top part. but you're going to go there. but i think what stands oute ta with trump is the same stuff we were talking about and that we noticed in 2015, he's different than the standard politician. and that is so refreshinlk g. s you' look around this room, look around this panel. you're all different and look at the successve'reerent.e ho yd because you're different. >> i like how you pretend you're included in that. no, no, i'm nocluded i. t the four of you. i mean, look at you. by contrast, you are differenten by not being any different. >> exactly. i am, like you sait byot beid oe on this very show, i amame the picture in the frame. when you buy you buy a new fried and you're like, that is me. >> but like, let's go around the roomi wa. i bet if i were a cannibal and i decided to eat you, y you taste a nilla wafer. >> i would. vanilla pudding. va way for anything white and black. but look, can i go around the room. >> i know it's your show, but look at you. yeah. revolution eyes, nick. late night. you don't have a band. you don't have a sidekic ak it's you and you're crushing it. >> look at you. wait. we told you you're not allowed t to look at him. >> i'm not allowed to look at this guy. and you created you basicallyu r created a sporeatet that is so n more popular than so other sports. why? because it was different. >> deion, you're a news anchort that talks like a male southern truck driver. that's awesome, right? >> t and that could play the he, i'm pretty game, but she brings amazing comedy to the foree fldf she's a great writer and she's got a sass that i wouldn't f with. i feel very pretty every friday. all righe alsot and you can brit back to me. >> ye. t >> yeah, i think i do. like, did you hear rumors of cutbacks on morning tv? and by the way, i'd likey to thank everybody here at foxth you provided me. >> all right, cat, last word to you. >> is it a good or a bad sign that we we are craving entertaid sin ment and that we are no longer that interested in politicians that aren't't lid trump? >> i think it's interesting that you said we because i don't know who you're talkingv about. i guess like, oh, you guys like seem like you love k ac trump, but i think actually the people probably miss it more. the people who don't don and thh people who maybe made a careerin ofg,f of the trump is bad thing because their jobs are probably so much easier. when there was more clips of him doing that kind of stuff, because thenlaeach o they could just play the clip and then just sit around the table and one by one go, wonew yeah, can you believe tha >> no. wow, wowright,commerci. >> all right. time for commercial. yeah, they probably miss it. even gue.d i would argue they wouldw never go. >> wow, that's terriblhen ite. it was a grisly crime wave or he's that's terrible. >> well, we're spending billions on war, but it's like he has a mea mean twn tweet andy like, wow, definitel noty not sleeping tonight, literally shakinally shag, shaking. >> oh, are we craving entertainment or are we have we already made up our mind? 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>> i wish it was. we call it we don't call it. self-defense. we call it . -- yes. and i on this show repeatedly r talked about whereep crazy ways i've tried to come up with defending myself. knoyou know, carrying a hockey stick down the street or a baseball bata baseba, although baseball. so i don't want people to think that il, baseball. >> but the only wayefendi of defendingng a leaf blower, you could carry a leaf around with legal but damagina leaf bg >> exactly. but the only self-defense >> the o is bound to happen. this city will make you insane . >> and behaving in an insaney an way and becoming one of the nutjobs will only keep the crazy nutjobs away from you. >> exactly. this is. i soil myself. i soili soil myself on the subwy and all the other weirdos. leave me alone. plusi save a lot i save a lot o. >> that's your cologne. i soiled myselsoiled mf. w an yes, i know. we had time. we could stop the show and do ai a skitt,y way,. is but anyway, so we predicted this danger that once the left handcuffed, once police and the government allowed deranged people on the streett. e th at some point, citizens t are going to have to take the law into their own handshei >> we don't condone it.when but what can you do? 100%. when? when? when citthe st the city and thee don't do their job and your jobn is pay their taxes, you know, for various things. gst hebut one of them is to feel safe when you're walking down the street, when you're in your home, whed whenn you're drt in your car. and when they fail to do, thatn you're going to get vigilantes. people don't feel safe. people will carry weaponsafepeo >> what's great about this is finally somebody actually tried to help somebody up, right? you know, when you watch the videos of l.a., people just walk by. id walk just fi right. d this guy actually tried to help. i meanon'tall th, i don't i done all the ins and outs of the have a gun permit that he everwo ,you know, a concealed weapon. probably not in new york. s? who knows. i don't know. but it's good to see somebodyct actually trying to helually lp f somebody else. >> these days, you don't see much of it anymore. yeahan . all right. kat, how do you feel this? s sa like, let's say you were the woman. would you wantwere the? >> well, i had that lady throwa. that knife at me when i was in l.a.. oh, that's right. that'yeah. blis lady threw a switchblade at me in the. >> she know how l.a. plates wor work? she threw it at me, and shk? e said, you crazy. >> and i felt like she was projecting. i don't know, because she threw a knife literally at me. and i was with a couple of friends, and we were like, is that a knife? i was like, yep. and then my friend kicked it away. then m awaso he's the real heroe could if she was going to go for it again. but thend.a guard walked and ts a security guard. i was like, hey, that lady just threw a knife at me. threhe was like, oh, i'm sorry. like, as if i had found, like, a hair in my food. ally h but then he actually went and handled it. and thenanhe by the time we got to our car, there were cops there and they had a taser out. and i was like, because was thinking like, do i need to talk to the cops? and then i was like, oh, she's making a perfectlyand good case all on her own. yes. but in new york, sometimes i'll see these people who are like wearing maski thins i don't thiy are scared of covid. right. like, not to profile, but 're no i saw a guy literally on the sidewalk with a man. i'm like, i don't think you're concerned about germs. oa todd, if you had i think the guy did have a legally owned gun. >> it was it was legal.. >> so he must have got the permit years ago. and if you had a lawfully owned weapon on yong stand, you were witnessing something like that. >> would you step in knowingbe?e >> you would be arrested. in this day and age, i'd have to think about it. and that's the sad part of it. but i will sayer, if my daughter is on that subway and somebody steps in, you better believe ever expensethatvery associated with them because i want people to do. and that forces it on you. do you have the courage to risk? 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so that's why we did thisy we story. that's why we did this story did say that. >> but we never say on this tha show. >> that is not true. yeah, i don't know. like, i don't get any joy out of this. like, i guess, like, who cares? but i like, i'm nog as t as as like, a 15 year old boy, and i'm completely fine with that. you look like ifyear-old it doef i do, actually, i do.ma actually, i this tooke mk an hour and a half to make me look female and adults, but i don't mind. i don't mind it. i don't want to be strong. i don't want to put my bag in the overheat e overhed like, it's fine. >> someone can help me out. that'sriexactly. right. i feel really bad when the person helping me out is like a very, very man. >> but he's actually stronger thant he's. . >> me. i'm like, man, i'm not long for this earth. todd, you look like a teen tee soccer player. >> i was at one point. you were? yeah. yeah, i cah.n. >> i know. it's a shock. yeah. me playing socce kno's a shor. what do you make this story?>> m >> are you surprised? i'm not. because here's the deal. se here albiological reality doe take away anything from the u.s. women's nationan's nall accomplishment. they were the best women in the world when carli lloydd wasr te on that team. and a little breakdown of this,r 15 and under team. these are elite athletes. so presumabl y they're tall, strong and fast. and by tall, i way taller than these women. >> they're traveling all around the country, sometimes around the world, playing in these tournaments. tournament when you line them ul skill training, the size and speed of the men is going to win out. thes 're are 15 year old boys,this c but they're built like men. so if you're looking for an asargument in this case, ithi is that biological differences matter and this is a perfect example of it. >> the interesting thing, thoughng, thou you can apply, t, to know that they also beat the new york jets. >> yes. !no shocknote no shocker there. r, a, is this embarrassing o you know, is this like, you know, ufc belt holder losing to like a high school grappler? >> no,m 100% i agree with him 1b biological males should not be competing with womewith womn there was there was just a youn know i live in and the wnbae la title was just won by the las vegas acess ve and one of the conservative i can remember the guy played travis. >>y yeah. $ tr was out there said i'll put up1t $1,000,000 that i pickedhe the boys high school basketball team that can beat the boysys basketball high school team. some of the guys are probablye g six six. they can all dunk. they're faster. they're biggerer e . they're stronger. this is exactly why s bill logical males need to beho as far away from women's sports as possible. mpetingand they shouldn't be cog at all. you have women who have worked their wholtheir whole to becomed as they can possibly be at the somethiny cog, and they compete against the best women in the world. and you find out who best is.in there's nothing wrong with that. and there' thes nothing wrong with them losing to 15 year old boys. that absolutely makes sense. d and it's why men should not b be competing with women who. >> david, we've got to a placeat in our universe where we can't admit men can do things better than women, and women can do better things co than me. we've always admitted that high school boys can beat womenmen in in sports, and women make great cheerleaders. why can't weders. say that? 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dagen another christmas. because back. mm.s ea no, that's eastesterr. >> that's easter. oh no, no, no. >> what?born on well, it was born on christmas. >> yeah. yeahorn agailike, he's again, l. >> born like. like giving more.t' >> you're, you're the second person you are digging a hole. >>. e! god >> that dome. i never like birth, but like there's another stop taking it.a it's too late. >> what about you, dana? well, there comes the grinch. tb i hate holidays. i'd like to remove, like, five of them. to be honeste with.ther >> yeah, me too.want yeah, i'm going the other way. i don't want to invent one. >> i want to remove a few. yeah, a lot of them. i don't understand st. y? so i just, you know, like arbor day. is that a holiday? d go yeah. seems like more holiday time. yeah. i love trees. i just go out there and, lik, ye >> yeah, trees. you know, there's no holiday. there's no holiday for you white people. is that what you want, todd? todd shapiro's birthday's march 28th. >> let's make itke it caucasian there'll be statues to me. pummediatet and then immediate and taken dead. i led did you have one in your head before i let you down? mebad path? >> i did. and it wasn't told to me by tom. you're executive producer. this is actuallyyour executiveey good one. >> super bowl monday. half the country takes off half any, right? might as well extend it. the game. n understand? you want that game in as much primetime sunday night as possible. so the game startstime at always like 6:23 p.m.. frll if you have to get up for your freakin' job at 1:15 a.m., tommy boy, caucasian daddy boy, march on.t of s he doesn't get a chance to watch a lot of super bowls these daysup. re >> also because his giants are never going to be in ang super bowl ter. yeah, that is true. cat.t it would take about 3 hours before that day was changed to indigenou y to.ay y it's all right.do i think it'd be n'a holidat y that you don't know when it is until it gets there because surprise day s off are alwayst' better than a play on holiday because when you're planning you're like it's going to be sk o much fun. >> it's never as much funth as you think it's going to be. so a surprise holiday? yeahink it>> se ho , it's like you don't know when it is. it's different every year, but how do you distinguish that from being fired? >> like, here you go. here's a surprise holiday. it's like microdosing on employment for a day. >> there needs to be a holiday for short. people, right? tha >> yeah. is it that saint patrick's day top? very good. t veryhe by the way.[applaus >> happy veterans day. that's ted. all right.. we got time for one more. >> how old were you whenkat? you had your first date? >> and where did you go, kat? i told you that? act honestly, my first actual date,0 i was probably like 30. i things differently. >> did where did you go on your 30th? like, i mean, i was about 30. i don't know. rest a restaurant or something. >> oh, well, that's. i don't know. what about you, dana i i was 15. >> i went to the olive garden. s, yes. >> those are that's the place for first dates and last dateslh . >> all right, dagon day farmer, indiana jones and the temple of doom, front row. fantdave wound up being a fantastic sound designerof t in hollywood for all of the lord of the rings films. 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