But first, lets welcome tonights guests. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. Comedian david o. Back can we go back to angelo real quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup. All right. Shes such a makeu. They put her on philly cheesesteak. Fox business anchoy cheer Lauren Simonetti has published opinions terrified that minions Fox News Contributor truly are. And finally shes like Barbie Small Blond and as fake hair cut. Fox news contributor kat timpf. All right we have before we get to some new stories and we have plenty of them. Lets do this. Yeah. Regs, leftovers. Mm. Yeah, its leftovers whereis i read the jokes. We did news this week, and as always, its my first time reading them, so if they , will tie joe mackey to a table and then let a group of monkeys rip off his face. E an he might be an improvement. Yeah, i know. He is homely. Here we go. Brian. Kill me. Took on tyrus in a Wrestling Bout this week in a matchwrestl called the Unstoppable F
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