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All right. Stl right. And still, its never enough. Its friday, so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonighknow what g. Hes so white, he chalk, but hes tom shillue. Shes so southern. She was baptized raised with Mountain Dew cohost. The Bottom Line of us business. Go ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters. Chef and restaurateuran andrew grilldrew. And although no longer a cheerleader she still commutes by Cartwheel Cohost about never ever think about yo. Yeah. All right. So before we get to some new stories, lets do this gregs leftovers. Mm. All right, its leftovers. T us this is where i read the jokes that we didnt use this week. And as always, its first time reading them. So if they , well dress. Joe Mackie F up as a goose and send him to springfield, ohioe mott. So today is the 13th. Oh, yeah. And to celebrate haitians in springfield are only eating black cats. Donald trump told the new York Post that he is done debating and will not do another. Were still waiting o
All right. We begin tonight with this news bombshell. New developments with th, Jamess Investigation into the possible Biden Syndicate or enterprise. If you live in georgiaerpris, i. You prefer, very real allegations Ofallegati Briberyd and money laundering. Are a lot of new details tonighlaunderit. Anyone, any of you ever hear of a guy named Robert Petersguy ask yourself, anyone know that name . Anybody. Raise your hand if you kno anybody . W you do. Okay. According to documents weve now uncovered, the National Archives and emails retrieved from zero experience at huntercu bidens laptop. Robert peternt s appears to be a pseudonym for your president. Joe biden, when he was usings as Vice President to conduct official government business. Biden likely trying to hid busit these communications from prying eyes or public recordiosi requests. Now, the chairman of the House Oversight and accountability committermf the, james colmer, s now demanding that the National Archives turn over all do
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