Greg t thank you. Oh, it was for everybody. Happy wednesday, everyone. So too big surprises. O donald trump has won enoughs delegates to become the gops presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. Politico is reporting that bidens advance team is full of, quote, turmoil and toxicity, using the same phrase to describepresiden the president s underwear. Onderwearh, i know who writes filth. You do. Filth . I know. Scientists are reportedly close to resurrecting the extinct mas Wooly Mammoth after a stem cell breakthrough. Bthey were able to do this by harvesting cells from the mammoths distant cousin. Its not fair to pachyderms. Ogiz i know that would apologize to the Wooly Mammoth. Hong kongs newest superhero is an animated called. After speaking of animated turds. Not we didnt even writen a punchline. A Spring Breaker admitted to cocaine use in an interview on Fox And Friends and her friends and family weretraged outraged that she appeared on Fox And Friends is there for that. Chu
And tonight, a big win for donald trump and georgia and more embarrassment for Fulton County d. A. Fani willis. Plus, criminal referrals and obstruction and ethics violations might soon be levied against members of that trump hating january 6 panel. We got big news on that. Jonathan turley, he join us with more. Also tonight, carnage, chaos, violence, crime. The Island Nation of haiti has now devolved into a state of complete anarchy. As a gang member named barbara cue leads a violent revolt. Now, florida, they are bracing a wave of haitian citizens fleeing their country by sea. Governor ron desantis says florida is preparing full details ahead with fox news correspondent benjamin hall. But first, it is official. A 2024 rematch is now underway and joe biden is already falling behind. President leading nationwide in almost every single major poll. Hes also ahead in every single battleground state, including ohio, michigan, georgia, nevada, and, by the way, pennsylvania, where new fox po
I wont go to. Hannity and tonight, in just a moment, we will bring you an explosive new report surrounding hunter biden, china and nuclear. John solomon will join us with all these details. Youre not going to get it from the media mob. But first, the ever wonder. Do you ever wonder why your president , joe biden, is is not allowed to answer impromptu questions . Oh, a mystery. Many people want to know. Take a look. My right to take any questions. And anybody here to stay. I very much thought your questions are going to. Come on. Im sorry. Going to just the last question. Ill take an oath that im really going to get in trouble. Im going to get in trouble with staff. I dont do this the right way. Im going to get in trouble with my my staff. Yeah, go ahead. But not pretend that the issue for you guys are bad. Im not supposed to be answering all these questions and supposed to lead. Thank you. And im happy to take questions, if thats who im supposed to do. Nance. Whatever you want me to do
All right t. Okay. Yes. Yes s. Happy. Happy monday. L of y good to see all of you. Ou good to see all of you. Except foro seof. So at a Campaign Stop in pittsburgh, joe biden toldo d supporters to send me to congress. I know. Aides clarified that he actually meant to say block shadow. Also in pittsburgh, the police is reducingty the number of cops on duty from three m to 7 a. M. And calls it not considered progress. Emergencies will nowes w be assigned to a telephoneil unit. Pr police stations will also be placing this sign on Theirec Precinct Doors as spring break begins in florida. Theyre alreadyasin up for wt the wet tshirt contest. Herest a photo of one of thett top contestants. Wel l, just gratuitous. Res no reason for that, really. At the oscars last nighton. , i people won in most major categories, including best actories incr, best actress, beo and best director. Well, at Leasrst The Host was black. I thank. Ill take it. Oh, i feel so good. G tha and asnk usual. The In Memoriam
That was really good. Oh, yeah. All right. Its friday, so you knowat what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. Letshes the only one on the l who still looks like his yearbook picture. D oh, said the guy. Benson show guy benson. If only his jokes were as sharp as his razors. Werenvin and founder of wester razor company, david angelo. Lo shes like a pothole. When shes on the street. People are always trying to avoid her. New york times best sellins to and fox news contributor, him. And finally he trims his beard with a grazing flock of sheep. New york times best selling fothor, comedian and former nwa world champion. All rightr bar. All right. Before we get to some newdo thi stories, lets do this. Gregs leftovers. We had its leftovers where i read the jokes. We didnt use this week. E and as always, its my firsts we time reading them, so theyeken o force joe mackey to eate a bucket of mayonnaise with his toeso pu. All right, so during the state of the union thursdayp night, President