morning joe's brechlt everything i say is insensitive callous and insulting. and by watching this, so are you. so let's go down the list of what's mean and what isn't these days. first off, i say bomb the cartels. those are the people who sell the drugs that kill a hundred thousand plus people here every year. but bombing them? how mean is that? someone could actually get hurt. i might as well fire kat by text instead >> kat: like you wouldn't. >> greg: yeah. so just on its face, it's mean. so let the cartels live on. but then, so does the drug and sex trafficking. innocent people get murdered, there's rape pedophilia, entire generations go missing. so here's an idea, here me out. let's build a wall. not bad right? yeah. i know, i know, i know. every democrat on tv has a wall around their private property. why do that if it doesn't keep people out? now some guy once tried to do this but he was called racist, and that's mean. plus walls won't really stop the problem, right? they'll just dramatically reduce it. they laughed. last night they wouldn't have laughed at that. slow group. okay. so let's let them in and we'll deal with these people later. but that's what fox said about kilmeade in 1998. still dealing with that problem. so, true, now this means that the drugs can come in and kill butt loads of americans, but as a result there will be way more apartments and houses available for the millions of illegals. and that's nice. just make sure to harvest their ballots. but then what about the junkies on the drugs? we could get them off the street force them into treatment maybe use them as audience members at the view. but, no. but don't you dare think of moving them from your yard, that's mean. what about their rights to camp on the street where they get sick, spread disease, overdose and die? don't worry they'll only be replaced by new ones so you can still feel pretty good when you give them five bucks. and doesn't that feel great when you subsidize behavior? of course you'll get more of it but you're just visiting this area anyway. meanwhile law abiding people had to give up years of their lives during covid shutouts but these folks could crap in the middle of park avenue as long as it wasn't on a blm street mural. remember how mean it was to question where covid came from? yeah, don't say china, a country that ties ten year olds to a werb bench ten hours a day without a break on a fit bit so you can count your steps to freedom. you get a bowl of hot and sour bat soup so we can pull an impeachment hearing against the meanest man on earth outside of me donald trump. boy was he mean, demanding we stop being victims. gross. don't you dare demand punishment from the smash and grabbers who caused stores to close in minority neighborhoods for good. they have to feed their kids. have you ever tasted a louis vuitton bag? it melts -- [laughter] >> greg: it melts in your mouth. roll it. >> and so they go out and they need to feed their child and they don't have money, so you maybe have to -- they're put in a position where they feel like they either need to shop lift some bread or go hungry that night. >> greg: she's got a real head on her shoulders. too bad it's filled with kitty litter and cat [bleep]: but, you know -- unfair. see, i'm mean. i'm very mean. but at least for her, tending bar was an honest living and i'll bet she wouldn't make excuses for somebody if they busted in and robbed her place. meanwhile we're paying for a war a thousand miles away. but don't bring that up because that's mean, too. in the old days you could, right? the left especially were the loudest voices. but not anymore. they make genghis khan look like a pass visit. it's just nicer to let hundreds of thousands of ukrainians die in a proxy war they can't win. and what about your kid? he's only six but he's confused. last year he wanted to be a fire fighter but there were no activists interested in that. but now it's all about gender and that's easy. it would be mean not to let him explore the alternatives. like gender affirmation surgery. affirmation, doesn't that sound nice? affirmation. rolls right off the tongue, unlike mutilation. that's just mean. so trust the activists/teacher because they've made such a success of their lives. just ask all of their cats. i kid, trusting a child to an activist is like trufth sam brinton to guard your luggage. [laughter] [cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: that's pretty good. >> greg: or jesse watters to guard your rogaine. or obama to watch your dog. you don't remember. you know he ate a dog. the audience doesn't remember that. >> tyrus: good for the audience. i'm proud of you. >> greg: yeah. what's the point of me being mean if you don't do your homework. so, yeah, fascism doesn't come in like a hammer. it masquerades as a fluffy therapy hamster with a non-binary pronoun. they're nice. and competence, that's redefined as mean by the most incompetent people alive. they couldn't spell dog if you spotted them the d, the o, and the g. america's now living under a no parent household. no curfew, no control, no idea of who is coming in or going out of the house at night. and its own salvation is ignored by those in power because why would you say something so awful like the united states? that would be mean. [cheers and applause] >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. he's so cool, he doesn't need ac. youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he's like a spare tire, dirty, bald and fits in the trunk. comedian and cohost of the jim norton and sam roberts show, jim norton! [cheers and applause] >> greg: even exor sifts are afraid of her fox news trip for kat timpf. and finally his q tip is a pool stick. my massive side kick and the nwa world champion tyrus. how are you doing jimmy. >> jim: i'm good greg how are you. >> greg: good. >> jim: that was nice by the way not mean. >> greg: i bet you get that a lot, don't you? because people think of you as a mean person because i happen to be honest? >> jim: yeah. part of it is also misunderstanding. like i was dating someone and i slept with someone else in their family. [laughter]. >> jim: and she goes you're mean. i go, no, i'm just hot. >> greg: i could see how she might be upset though. >> jim: yeah. >> greg: but she has no right to call you mean. you're sharing your love. >> jim: absolutely. she has no right to judge her own grandmother either. >> greg: look, she was putting it out there. >> jim: oh, she was. believe me, i wasn't the only one. that's where i first met tyrus. >> tyrus: it's my base, baby. [laughter] >> greg: all right, i'm going to move on. was there anything important you wanted to add? i can't remember. >> jim: i love what you said about people being mean, you're right. anything that's unpleasant -- disagreeable is now mean. if someone doesn't like it it's mean. it's not them misinterpreting it, you're for saying it. i'm from the 70s where you had to push a kid out of a wheelchair, shoot a horse, where you're like wow that guy's mean. now if you don't give somebody a trigger warning you're considered mean and cruel and it doesn't mean anything anymore [cheers and applause]. >> greg: yeah. any kind of like, i would say like a code or like a morale principle that comes off as mean, right? if you actually live by certain things? >> hotep: yeah, absolutely but what do you expect from a country where they're chopping everybody's [bleep] off. [cheers and applause] >> hotep: i mean, so we've got to understand the play that they play, right? it's demonize and dismiss, right? so first they demonize whatever your argument is or the group of people with the argument and then they dismiss it. and really what it is is they want to stop higher level thinking, higher level conversation because higher level conversation leads to solutions, and solutions are the antithesis to the democratic party. [cheers and applause] >> greg: that is true. you know, kat, some people think i'm mean to you. >> kat: yeah. yeah, where would they get that idea? [laughter] >> greg: if you do me a favor, don't talk to the audience while we're doing the show. i can't believe some -- she's only been doing this for two years. >> kat: really? because it feels a lot longer. >> tyrus: feels like just short of a decade >> kat: yeah. although i might have a few differences with you in terms of ideas of policy that you've put forth in your monologue, i don't think that you believing those things makes you mean. other things do. and i really, actually, kind of have to respect you rebranding your meanness aspirins approximatelied conserve touchily. >> greg: thank you. thank you >> kat: yeah. it's quite a brilliant marketing move on your part. but i get -- as a libertarian, i get this for other things, too, right? and in general i would say you can get called mean, or at least i've been called mean because people fail to understand the difference between not thinking the government is the best way to solve a problem, and then just not caring about the problem at all, when really those are completely different things. >> greg: that's the whole point i'm making. you should say greg thank you for that monologue because it's libertarians usually smeared with being the most insensitive cold hearted people >> kat: yes, but we also don't want to bomb mexico. >> greg: isn't there a little part of you that does? there's a little part of you. >> kat: no. >> greg: come on. we were at a party this other night, we were drinking and remember what you said? >> kat: none much that's true. >> greg: i wouldn't mind bombing mexico just once >> kat: none of that is true. >> tyrus: cross mexico off the book tour. >> greg: they don't get american books there. >> tyrus: bought mine. >> greg: yes, tyrus? >> tyrus: one day i'm just going to do it for both of us, snook >> kat: yeah. >> tyrus: i think -- >> greg:. >> greg: am i going to get murdered. >> tyrus: even earlier on the five, you made a great point and you were talking about how even scientists, right? because what is really mean is telling the truth, or asking a question. that's when they call you mean. you were talking about scientists, how they are more caught up in the mob than their own -- they would rather maybe up a story and stick to their outcome opposed to if something changes. so if it's decided, you're mean because you're questioning everything you're supposed to. like if you have a fact, it's not my truth. and that's what we're fighting against. so you're mean because you question things. you're mean because when something comes out, she's a libertarian, the government says we all have to wear masks or we're all going to die. why? oh, she's mean. >> kill grandma. >> tyrus: i wish we could go back to the days where punching a horse or kicking a grandma out of a wheelchair. wow that guy's mean. and now if you go on a horse kicking grandma tipping spree you just go, it's my truth. hold the horse, and we would be like it's our truth, no. >> jim: as a comic i think mean is funnier. me and my friends are mean to each other. >> greg: exactly. >> jim: it's funnier. what's more funny, somebody successfully walking down the stairs or somebody falling down the stairs? >> tyrus: and the whole wife shtick doesn't work. i came floam the road and she was nice, made me a feel of food. i came home she tried to kill me three times, she's making me raise children and i don't even have my hair. see? see. >> greg: see it works. >> tyrus: that's a mean woman. >> greg: all right. up next, comedic relief from the commander in chief. ♪ [cheers and applause] tide is busting laundry's biggest myth... that cold water can't clean. cold water, on those stains? ♪ cold water can't clean tough stains? i'd say that myth is busted. turn to cold, with tide. >> woman: why did we choose safelite? >> vo: for us, driving around is the only way we can get our baby to sleep, so when our windshield cracked, we needed it fixed right. we went to safelite.com. there's no one else we'd trust. their experts replaced our windshield, and recalibrated our car's advanced safety system. they focus on our safety... so we can focus on this little guy. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ hi! need new glasses? buy one pair, get one free at visionworks! how can you see me squinting? i can't! i'm just telling everyone!...hey! buy one pair, get one free for back to school. visionworks. see the difference. 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[cheers and applause] >> greg: i'm not even sure i know what the illuminati is. should i know who they are? >> hotep: i know who they are >> kat: you do. >> greg: i could be a member of them if i only filled out that form. >> hotep: but then they offer him a cup, right? and they're wondering why didn't he drink from the cup? well it's because if they would have put a sign on it that said white's only, he'd have drank that pitch. biden, biden makes bush's katrina situation look like mlk of selma. just a poor mishandling. >> greg: it is bad. all right, tyrus. where do go --. >> tyrus: just stop, doesn't even ask me the dam question. all right, look, we're in so much trouble. it's not even funny. if i was a dictator in any country i would be like get a meeting with him now. by the time it's over we'll have nebraska, the midwest will be ours. but he was so lost, he didn't know where he was. but he correct himself on the dumbest [bleep]. it was a lake. no, it wasn't a pond. oh. now you've got my attention. >> greg:. >> greg: no, no, i remember. it was a heating duct not air conditioning. >> tyrus: but the truly sadness of this whole thing is that the president coming is supposed to be like good times are on the way. the president's here he's going to take care of things, it's going to be better. and i just want to remember the last time a president showed up? do we have the footage of the last time a president showed up? can we run it, please? i can't remember all of it. >> remember that? look at that, president trump there actively in a flood and what is he doing? throwing them paperer towels. super absorbent, they had a need and he was there. he's positive, he's throwing towels and sending money. he's being presidential and they still had a problem with that. but i will take throwing towels instead of someone asked you for a glass of water and you think it's a race. you just take off. >> greg: kat, do you think he actually believes that story happened? i mean, it can't because there's like -- it's been called into question so many times. >> yeah, he literally said the house burned down with his wife in it. so you would think that's something he would remember as not true since every time we see him his wife is there. i'm not a doctor, but -- >> greg:. >> greg: but neither -- yeah >> kat: i mean, forever and ever they were like joe, he's not going to maui. what makes you think he's not going to maui. i think the that answered the question is him going to maui. they're like why don't he go? and then he goes and couldn't get out thereof fast enough because it was only a matter of time about how he was actually raised by hawaiians. >> tyrus: yep. old sugar cane pop >> greg: yeah, sugar cane pop. used to hang out with mcgarrett. i know tragedy versus tragedy it's easy to do but in this case this is easy right? >> this is the type of old where he's getting his teeth clean, he's just going to turn the ass of the dental hygienist. like he just walks away, talks into thin air. i didn't mind the kitchen story, i thought it was fascinating. i feel for joe biden. i mean, his wife looks like tom petty. the man is dottering. it's not even politics, nothing to do with positively i cans t i like robert kennedy jr. it's the fact that he is just a dottering blitheering idiot at this point and he's the leader of the free world and he literally kind of walks off the way his grandfather does. you're like, pop, pop, come back. come back. >> hotep: illuminati definitely got your name on the list. 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[laughter] >> greg: oh, my god. tyrus, do you consider tennis a sport? >> tyrus: yeah, absolutely. thousand percent. i like v, v's cool. i like what he's doing. just what the main stream media is also letting us know is that he's hitting those tennis balls at children in wheelchairs, so him being shirtless takes on another level. but the evil republicans. you know, it's crazy what's been lost in all of this -- plus i'm not sure nikki haley would be excited about the whole topless. she would have an unfair advantage though. oh, i'm sorry, i'm a breeder. but what's amazing about this debate coming up is the diversity. and it's the party that's supposed to not be diverse at all, and we have men, women, and it looks like a man with ancestry from india is going to be the pack leader when this is over because obviously president trump is not in it but these guys are all fighting and the conversation's switching from desantis to v-man. and i think that's an amazing thing in this country right now, something in my lifetime i'll be proud to tell my grandchildren about, not anytime soon, kids. but i'm saying, it's an amazing time and no one's talking about it. look at thatered boo, you'll see up there, and white is not the dominate feature on there, and everyone's hair there is not white yet. except for pence, but that's not his fault he was born that way. he also doesn't have sweat glands. >> hotep: i like vivek too. actually i don't like vivek. >> tyrus: i thought scott would be doing better right now but i don't know why he's not. >> hotep: here's the thing. i'm objective, right? so i don't like vivek but i don't like vivek for every reason why he's the best candidate outside of trump and it's just because he's a grifter, right? and this shirt off thing is a pure example. >> greg: why do you think he's a grifter? >> hotep: because look at him he's preparing for his job after he loses the election. this is what it is, i want to cover all angles so after i lose the election, they know i have a nice body, maybe hollywood will call me up or, you know, he's covering all animals, we might see him in a movie show soon, who knows >> greg: all right got a dpraul shirtless tennis dude monthly. it's the editor. amazing what i do in my garage. i love this story a new report finds most human brain specimens were gathered without consent. meaning they were grave robbers, jim. they actually stole their brains from like burial grounds and stuff. >> jim: who cares. [laughter]. >> jim: i mean, they're like saying they're going to give them back to the relatives. like do you really want your uncle's brain from 1905. are you going to look at it in a jar? who cares. it is true. i mean, maybe, maybe hotep, it's like, how else were you going to get it back then. you know how on your driver's license you can click organ donor? they didn't have cars back then did they. >> when i saw this there, i didn't really give it because i thought everything in the gym was stolen [laughter] >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: yeah [laughter]. >> like lit really everything >> kat: yeah. >> greg: it's either stolen or broken. my wife took me some place where it was all just broken dishes. what the f -- heck is that. >> tyrus: they thought you were stealing it. >> greg: i hope the smash and grabbers are careful with what they steal for future museums. >> tyrus: again, they didn't give concept. what do you take him out? i feel like that guy's about to die. hey, sir, if you don't make it through this weekend can we have your game. and of course everybody is yeah, i don't care, i don't need it. >> did you see them passing out consent forms in 1789? >> greg:. >> greg: kat, what do you think >> kat: yeah, when your brain is up for being stolen you can't really consent to things anymore. right? so this doesn't shock me. like, everything it was -- nobody consented, they just take the brain and what are they going to do, be mad? >> i don't know. snobbed cares. terrible story. >> it's my favorite story and nobody cares about it. >> maybe they should bring up the fact that they murdered them. >> yes, they purchaseded these schnabel when do you need it? now, click, thanks. >> coming up gen-z's obsession with songses that cause depression.. ♪ teen corner tackling today's hottest issue facing today's hottest teens. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah. yeah, welcome to teen corner, where my expert panel helps me explore, in-depth, the hottest issues facing today's hottest teens. i'm your host greg, but the teens call me coach. tonight's topic. >> tyrus: i can't. >> greg: tonight's topic, the word sad is the most searched term by gen-z listeners on spotify. so, kat, i guess the point of this story is our teens, they're just -- they might already be depressed but the music is making them more depressed >> kat: i found this story to be completely offensive. like gen-z thinks they're sad. as a millennial emo kid they have no idea what sad is. taking back sunday? taking back sunday had lyrics you can slit my throat and with my last gasp breath. we were singing that at 15 years old. hi so much sad music my mom took my cds away, because she said this is making you too sad. i would talk to guys on instant messenger and be like be right back so i could put on weezer lyrics so i could describe my feelings. so when he applied k the away message would come back up and she would be like oh i know that's about me and it's cool she likes the bands i like. so when they say gen-z is really sad, they don't know [bleep] about being sad. >> greg: jim, i like upbeat music, as you know my favorite song is is the sarah mclaughlin song they play in the homeless dog ad. >> jim: oh, yeah, i hear that i get a spring in my step. it's incredible. >> greg: are you affected by music. we had this conversation awhile ago. >> jim: you know what song makes me sad increasing? >> greg: what. >> jim: happy birthday because i'm getting older. no, the funny thing is, in the -- yeah, there was sad music but it's too on the nose now. you know what i mean? i like the crime because i'm sad -- it's just cringy. like we had upbeat fun music which turned out to have a murder. the cope a cabana, it's dancing and fun and everyone's having a great time then all of a sudden rico shoots tony and low 80s an alcoholic by herself dying alone. there was sad music back then ma ca raiding as a party. >> greg: that is true. >> jim: yeah. >> greg: we were talking about this, bohemian rhapsody he talks about killing a man and then another one bites the dust. queen was advocating murder and we didn't care. >> tyrus: yep. i'm sorry, the new sad is notice me, because if you're sad and your head's down, somebody's going to go what's the matter. see, i don't do that [bleep]. unless you are on all fours yelling at the gods "why did this happen to me" with some form of blood in both your hands and even then i would be like, excuse me, i'm not participating. this is what this is about. they're not sad. you have nothing to be sad about. when's the last time you ate? >> 15 minutes ago. >> okay. is there a roof over your head? >> yeah, but it's only two stories. >> boom, now you're sad. >> greg: there you go. i want the viewers at home to note that we do not advocate shooting people when they're sad. . >> tyrus: no. but if you must, make sure you have a strong exit strategy. >> greg: yes. hotep last word to you. do you like stag music. >> the illuminati list has another name. >> tyrus: whatever gets me out of child support come get me. >> hotep: here's the problem the kids don't get outside touch grass or seeing sun. kids are not getting outside and they're not touching grassed and not touching ass. then they get to school and are masked up, they're like mrs. smith i have a question to you the and then mr. smith turns around and says it's mrs. smith to you. i would be sad, too. i'd be sad too. >> amen. we have to move oshe shared her mom's goal of working the pole. ♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: stripper follows mom's footsteps. g strings. jim 22-year-old tampa woman is revealing she wanted to be a tripper when she was 14 when her former stripper mom gave her one of her old costumes, is this great parenting or is this stripper nepotism? >> jim: i had a tear drop of this beauty of this poor old stripper on her dying bed knows she has someone to give her ping-pong balls too. [laughter] >> greg: because, if you're at home. >> tyrus: do not explain. >> greg: they love to play ping-pong. >> tyrus: no. >> greg: they play ping-pong. i didn't say anything else >> kat: yeah, they play it a different way though. >> tyrus: no paddles needed. >> hotep: this is absolutely disgusting and deplorable, you never mentioned the names of these ladies, though. can you give me those names? research purposes. >> greg: you do not want to do a mother daughter strip, tandem strip lap dance, i don't think that would be wise. because if you start looking at the daughter then the mother's going to start getting mad. start looking at in the mom then something's wrong with you. >> tyrus: that's not what happens. >> greg: no? >> tyrus: no, what ends up happening is the mom uses the veteran skills and you get more impressed with mom because she's old school and knows everything and then daughter gets upset. so i've heard. [laughter] >> greg: all right. there's something sexist going on here kat. guys follow their dad's footsteps into work, like, hey my dad repairs septic tanks, i'm going to repair septic tanks and now we're making fun of this poor woman because she's following in her mother's high heels >> kat: so this one's not grooming then. >> greg: what? >> kat: just making sure. i think that definitely she was probably pretty popular in high school because the mom probably also definitely let all of her and her friends drink in the house. >> hotep: what else did they allow them to do? >> kat: everything. >> tyrus: we're not making fun of her wanting to be a stripper. i think the part that's bothering everybody is she didn't need to give her her old gear. my dad played football i think, i heard rumors, but if i did know him and grew up with him and he said here's my jock strap son, now you can go play ball. i would be like, no. you don't want that sweat transferred. all her stuff that he on-usually they burn them. >> greg: yeah. >> tyrus: this was my favorite g string from back in the -- no, no. >> jim: my dad gave me his jock strap. i didn't know what it was. i thought it was a chin strap. 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