Indictment so lame and overtly political that its guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. Theres less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behars trash can. Stelter has a better chance of winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont Bother Reading it i can summit up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. Oh, you thought there would be more . Sorry, these are democrats, they dont have to work hard when the media gives them cover and yes there is a second part, to forget about the hunter and joe show. Make news to conceal the real news. Yes, the doj and jack smith apparently believe that trumps Thought Crimes are more insidious than the International Racketeering gang known as the biden clan. Instead they chase Thought Crimes and if Thought Crimes were fromable we would all be screwed. Kat would be on death row complaining about wearing orange. But, see, we dont do Thought Crimes in this country. This isnt canada. T
Indictment so lame and overtly political that its guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. Theres less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behars trash can. Stelter has a better chance of winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont Bother Reading it i can summit up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. Oh, you thought there would be more . Sorry, these are democrats, they dont have to work hard when the media gives them cover and yes there is a second part, to forget about the hunter and joe show. Make news to conceal the real news. Yes, the doj and jack smith apparently believe that trumps Thought Crimes are more insidious than the International Racketeering gang known as the biden clan. Instead they chase Thought Crimes and if Thought Crimes were fromable we would all be screwed. Kat would be on death row complaining about wearing orange. But, see, we dont do Thought Crimes in this country. This isnt canada. T
greg: that is true! happy thursday, everybody. thank you. so disney has announced that the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. you heard that right. disney admits they can define a woman. but the new director s not just any woman, no, she s a pakistani canadian feminist activist. exactly the kind of person the star wars franchise needs. the kind who s idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression while combing dandruff out of her armpits. not her, somebody like that. see i saved that one. it s no secret that the star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly, i mean virgin. so here s charmeen in 2015 talking to jon stewart about how she interacts with that horrible gender with the y chromosome. i like to make men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomfortable greg: see that explains why jon stewart looked so comfortable. well, no doubt she s made plenty of men uncomfortable especially the ones that own disney stock. because this movie promises to be a
not really. but part of a new segment i like to call these are terrible people! who suck! greg: thank you. that was created by my nephew allen for his art class. they like to keep the inmates busy. he ll be out in three years. so first during questioning by special counsel john durham on tuesday an fbi analyst claims the fbi offered ex british agent christopher steel a million bucks if he could corroborate the allegations against candidate trump that were made in the dossier back in 2016. now talk about creating an incentive to lie, offering seven figures for a pee tape. hell i could have made one for him for four, five hundred bucks. in the fox news men s room. or best offer. kneel ca veto owes me a favor. plus he looks good in a wig and can do a russian accent. but why so much money? could it be that steel would need part of that money to pay the corroborateers? he gets paid perhaps to pay off witnesses? it s entirely possible. at any rate the whole thing is seedier t
[ cheers and applause ] greg: i know, i know. grade, great, to greg, greg. greg: enough i know it s hard to want what you can t have. happy wednesday. as a heat wave continues in the east so hot in dc biden s temperature got into the single digits. the ap claims at a fundraiser president biden didn t freeze on stage but that he paused first 7 seconds. that s another way to say the same thing next time i get ice cream at the supermarket i go to the paused food aisle. most hispanic support deportation of illegal immigrants that s 1 way to get rid of your mother-in-law. a study ranked san fran as the worst run city so awful that alcatraz is offering tours of san francisco. james carville says he bets trump is a no-show at the debate if he loses the debate he pays a hundred dollars if he wins he gets his ring back from frodo. nationwide insurance dropped coverage for 100,000 american pets not my problem said 1 woman to climate activists desecrated the stone henge monument w