Yes, yes, yes. Greg happy tuesday i love every 1 of you almost too much. Lets get started. Dylan old dany is trying to switch from chairmans Gender Influence or do standup comic. After the budweiser fiasco you have to admit that takes balls. I know where this is going. I government sponsor report says the country should move quickly to prevent ai from Making Humanity Extinct which is why ive created a robot that pokes holes in condoms. [ laughter ] greg stupid but the u. S. State department of the paints an alarming picture of the Catastrophic National Security Risk posed by rapidly evolving ai. 1 man says i wouldnt worry about it. 74 of teens feel happy with no smart phones on hand the other are tied to a Workbench In Beijing and work for apple. For astronauts return to earth at the International Space station they say they wouldve been backs sooner but they had to stop 43 times to. New special Council Investigation reports biden kept forgetting what a fax machine was he always had a
and you know what that means? i really have to go to the bath ,butno i m not i m going to wait . it s over. overt welcome tonight s guests . carl early bird sure b is specil . fox and friends first co-host carley shimkushimkus!pl believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotel youtube host gz. e he looks like thatg: guy who cae to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentinr e and finally, she s the firstwe author to weigh less than igh heher book, but she a contr: to. all right. yeah a rig, a lively bunch toni okay. before we get to some new storienes, it s friday, so let . do this. g is leftovers. mm.vers. yeah, it s leftovers wheres it s i read the jokes. we did news this week, and as always, it s my first timeif reading these. so if they , we ll just chemically castrate joe machi and what not. nonot that i would make a difference. but anyway, our man shouldt p decide. designed to look like the white house. just went up for sale in californ
it is almost independence day, give this thought. we keep asking politicians to get things done, get gas cheaper, who will pay my student loan. i was looking at the jfk inauguration speech, you remember the one. ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. a great line, right? and a gutsy line for a politician. think about it, his first day, he says, my fellow americans, don t look at me, you want something done, do it yourself. that is refreshing and that is what i want to hear more of from now on when i look at candidates, i only have one thing on my wish list. give me one thing and the other things fall into place. give me freedom. it s sad we have to say that, isn t it? it is supposed to be a given. remember the constitution, the first amendment is about freedom, there is a reason founding fathers put it first, thanks old white guys. yeah, yeah. [applause] bureaucratic sas freedom is great, it will have to wait, we re in a climate
autobiography to orphans. who paying my student loans. i was recently looking at that famous jfk inauguration speech. ask not what your country can do for you. ask what you can do for your country. i great line, right? [ applause ] really, a gutsy line for a politician. think about it. it s his first day in the office. he says my fellow americans, don t look at me. you want something done, do it yourself. that is refreshing isn t it? that s what i want to hear more of. from now on, when i m looking at candidates, i only have one thing on my wish list. give me this one thing and all the other things fall in place. give me freedom. it s sad that we have to say that. it supposed to be a given. remember the constitution? the first amendment is all about freedom. there s a reason the founding fathers put it first. thanks all the while of white guys. [ applause ] the bureaucrats in charge said freedom is great. it would have to wait. we re in a climate crisis. we re in a health
he is so well-dressed. he makes salads jealous. social scientist and to post [indistinct] jesus. [applause] he is so hot, he could be my twin brother. cohost of fox & friends weekend, pete. she is like an earthworm, small, slender, and thrives in good. contributor kat timpf. and finally, when he sneezes, more states issue tornado warnings. my massive psychic, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right. before we get to the some new stories and we have some new ones, some blockbusters if you will. let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: i wish i had a virtually that. it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we did not use this week and it is my first time reading these so if they suck, it is on you. that does not make any sense, but who cares? hershey s is facing a boycott after putting a trans person s face on a wrapper. the company agreed to only use the photo on mr. goodbar s. [laughter] i would have said, they would only put it on candy bars with nuts. that is better, huh?