Yes, I get It. Yes, I It. I get It. I get It. You love me. What can You do . HappY tuesdaY, everYone. So Kamala HarrIs Is In the mIddle of a MedIa BlItz. Shes The VIew, 60 mInutes,a me stephen colbert, howard stern. Shes been In front of more old than BrIan Stelters. Boxers. Last nIght she made o a dIsastrous, paInful appearance on 60 mInutes. It was so bad Joe BIden turned over In hIs grave. And after that traInwreck, HarrIs Appeare D The VIew where she saId she wouldnt have done anYthIng dIfferentlY the Joe BIden durIng the last four Years. Well, except PIck A Better VIce PresIdent. A fun sIde note, when the secret servIce patted Down Better Vr found a foot long bratwurst and £14 of kIelbasa. S ecre but be remIss If we dIdnt wIsh joY a happY bIrthdaY. She turned 82 YesterdaY to celebrate, she hIt a pInatatd full of sardInes. Her cake dIdnt have anY candles In case WhoopI Goldberg breaks wInddated. MeanwhIle, TIm Walz vIsIted JImmY KImmel show Last NIght, revealed he saved Carmelas N
Greg: i get it what can you do. Happy tuesday. Greg: harris is in the middle of a media blitz doing the view, 60 minutes howard stern in front of more old then brian stelter s boxers. Your appearance on 60 minutes so bad biden turned over in his grave. She then went on the views saying she wouldn t have done anything different than biden in the last four years except pick a better vp. When the secret service patted down joy behar they found a pound to of bratwurst and kielbasa. She turned 82 yesterday and celebrated by eating pinata of sardines. No candles because whoopi goldberg might have broke wind. Jimmy fallon revealed he had harris saved as my dry cleaner. I could use one of those says one man. I wonder what alias harris has for tim walls and hit her phone. For the next week shell help the president make the transition from the oval office to his new home by the way what the hell was she wearing yesterday. Obviously it s a jacket from the charles payne collection. And gemma pentz
Hello, everyone. I am Judge Jeanine Pirro along with harold Ford Jr. , jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 and new York City, and this is the five. No wonder they kept her tucked away. Kamalas Media Blitz kicked off with a total face plant. The struggling to answer the basic questions on 60 minutes. Was it a mistake to loosen the Immigration Policies as much as you did . Vice president harris its a longstanding problem. Solutions are at hand. From day 1 literally, we have been offering solutions. What i was asking was, was it a mistake to kind of allow that flood to happen in the first place . Vice president harris i think the policies that we have been proposing are about fixing a problem, not promoting a problem. Okay. About the numbers did quadruple. After that disaster, Kamala Sprinting to the gallows on the The View for a pep talk. Even they couldnt stop harris from turning into a walking g. O. P. Ad. [laughter] we have more with Vice President when we come b ba
[applause] [applause] greg: put your pants back on. Happy monday, everyone. Over the weekend donald trump held a rally in butler, pennsylvania. The site of the first assassination attempt. He spoke from behind a shield made of patent plexiglass, the same material they used to build nancy pelosi. Not to be outdone, kamala harris will join the view where the secret service will have harpoon guns in case the cast gets hungry. You are booing? get him out of here. On tuesday kamala harris will be interviewed, she is well prepared having worked for four years under a different fart man. [applause] greg: i will take it. After a seven month narcotics investigation of a large shipment of elephant tranquilizer has been seized on long island. Now how will i sleep? asks one woman. I thought that was going my way. Greg: a frontier jet caught fire during a hard landing at the las vegas airport. The company quickly responded by announcing they are bringing back the smoking section. In a rare solo
Judge jeanine pirro, harold Ford Jr. , Dana Perino and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is the five. Somebody is panicking after treating the press like they have cooties and democrats privately freaking out about a lack of visibility, Kamala Harris is flooding the zone this week with a blitz of backtoback media interviews. But it is a whos who of friendlys. She will be chatting it up with the ladies on The View getting friendly with Shock Jock Howard stern and late nights ultimate liberal kiss up Stephen Colbert. Harris getting herself ready for all of these hardhitting Sit Downs by appearing on something called The Call her daddy podcast, watch. Im curious, like you dont do too many long Form Inte interviews, what made you want to do call her Daddy Today . I think that you and your listeners have really got this thing rights, which is one of the best ways to communicate with people is to be real. This is a moment in the country and in life where people really want to