i kid, trusting a child to an activist is like trufth sam brinton to guard your luggage. [laughter] [cheers and applause]. tyrus: that s pretty good. greg: or jesse watters to guard your rogaine. or obama to watch your dog. you don t remember. you know he ate a dog. the audience doesn t remember that. tyrus: good for the audience. i m proud of you. greg: yeah. what s the point of me being mean if you don t do your homework. so, yeah, fascism doesn t come in like a hammer. it masquerades as a fluffy therapy hamster with a non-binary pronoun. they re nice. and competence, that s redefined as mean by the most incompetent people alive. they couldn t spell dog if you spotted them the d, the o, and the g. america s now living under a no parent household.