who, are you i really want to know who, who, who, who? ainsley: wisconsin, they still have the christmas tree up with all the christmas lights. look at the star on the building there. steve: keep it up until the epiphany january 6th this year. brian: i thought epiphany sudden idea you weren t expecting. ainsley: like i just had epiphany. steve: that isn t capitalized this one little christmas capitalized january 6th. ainsley: since you are catholic do you keep your lights up until epiphany? steve: absolutely. ainsley: how about you? lawrence: after january they come down. steve: end of january? brian: everything came down last night. most credit belongs to dawn. lawrence: did you help? brian: of course. bag ever the tree does not work. whose idea was that put the bag underneath the tree? it didn t work, there is a stand there. so it s underneath the stand. so you got to undo the stand, because my guy did it. in the customersry and he hammers
let s welcome tonight s guests, readers get so lost in his books. his publisher includes a map novelist and literary critic walter kerr. she s so bright that daylight savings time sends her hate mail. former director of press communication for trump s reelection campaign, erin perini, he gets in bed while you re still at work and he s always gone. before you get home, go home to fox and friends first, pyro . and she keeps herself so thin so she can slip through the bars of her holding cell. fox news contributor tim so exhausted all. it s been another great week of shows, thanks mostly to some new creams and ointments i ve been using that allow me to sit comfortably. thanks, larry. but it s been seven days since my favorite segment. so let s do right now, shall we? greg s leftovers. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. it s time once again for leftovers. it s where i read the joked we didn t use this week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they , it s not my f
biden and democrats thought it would be appropriate to hold a massive white house event to celebrate the passage of his so-called inflation reduction act, which actually does nothing to solve the problem. biden bringing 2,000 of his closest friends to the south lawn, including a soothing performance by james taylor. and how about james taylor? a voice that heals our soul and unites the nation and a good friend, exactly four weeks ago today, i signed the inflation reduction act into law. the single most important legislation passed in the congress to combat inflation, the soul of america is vibrant, the future of america is bright, and the promise of america is real. this will cut costs for fam families. help reduce inflation at the kitchen table. jeanine: but it didn t. prices of foods spiked to their highest margins in more than four decades. and biden s tone-deaf event wouldn t be complete without the inaccurate ramblings of good old chuck and nancy. whoa! look at thi
politician did something i totally absolutely love and it doesn t involve suicide. you sick, horrible people. it does involve a democrat. i know. what s wrong with me? besides the obvious stuff. do i have a head injury. if i had a dollar every time my mom asked me that as a baby. after she would push me off the bassinet. last night i complemented hillary clinton. man, did i get a tone of hate mail for that. most of it from bill. but now i m about to complement cory booker. stop. stop. i know, it sounds like i m losing my mind. you remember corey. he s the guy who says this crazy stuff. the closest i will probably have to i am spartacus. moment. sometimes my testosterone makes me feel like punching him. i hurt. when dick durbin called me i had tears of rage learning about that meeting. are you not to feel that hurt, your silence is complicity. i want to tell you when i look at you, this is why i get emotional. no one is going to steal that joy. you have earned this spot. y
fox news shows begin, with a fox news alert. we are reporting tonight on a missing person paid 79-year-old caucasian male identifies as who and huh, occasionally calls others jack. last seen in delaware. maybe the basement. wearing khakis, button-down, dark aviators, a mask dangling off his ear. carrying the nuclear football. he answers to the name of the comeback kid and the big guy, a.k.a. your president joe biden. also goes by scranton joe or brandon. if you really wanted his attention, you can say, hey, who want some ice cream come he ll come wandering around to your door. the media is searching for him high and low, mostly low. strange, considering just last week they told us that after a string of big wins, the president was on a roll, his stretch of bad luck was behind him, his poll numbers had hit rock bottom. like a line of parmesan cheese under hunter s nose, there was nowhere to go but up. [applause] via inflation reduction i was going to turn his presidency right