Would be the, quote, toughest decision that he will ever make. And thats coming from a guy who once had to fire meatloaf. It couldnt have been easy for trump to fire a guy named after food during a Coronavirus Task force press briefing on friday, President Trump said that he was already thinking about dates for reopening the country from the coronavirus lockdown, but added that he would defer to experts experts . Or as most people call them, pillow salesmen. Trump administration is reportedly expecting and planning on reopening the country on may 1st, as in the coronavirus will eventually die out, but you may first alex bays wrote that cheeryouupper. According to reports, President Trump threatened to veto the 2 trillion coronavirus economic package if it bailed out the Postal Service oh, my god, would you just, i dont know, put him on a stamp or something tell him its for the Postal Services ode to hotties oh, yeah, no, in that case give them whatever they need. Who else got a stamp a
Write a speech for him about Race Relations, but this time in favor of them. Thats right trump asked Stephen Miller to write a speech for him about Race Relations stephen mil that Stephen Miller the guy behind the muslim ban and putting kids in cages . You might as well ask melania to write you a love letter. Well, this has a lot of curse words for a love letter. Im not sure thats i dont think any of this is appropriate. The longrunning show cops was canceled yesterday, honoring the long tradition of cops turning off their cameras. A judge in virginia has temporarily blocked an order by Virginia Governor Ralph Northam to remove a statue of confederate general robert e. Lee, bringing lees lifetime winning percentage to. 500. New york mayor bill de blasio announced yesterday that a street in every borough will be renamed after the black lives matter movement. Cool now black people know theyre just as important in new york as an actor who played a cop. After President Trump reportedly ask
[ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth how is everybody doing . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get started. So, you guys, tonight we are foregoing a monologue. We are foregoing a monologue were going to get to a closer look a little later in the show i am im just going to admit it, im a little hung over i am hung over, because we did not tape the show yesterday. I spent yesterday afternoon day drinking [ cheers ] weve done that before on our show i day drank with kelly clarkson. [ cheers and applause i day drank with the Barefoot Contessa herself, ina garten and we did it again yesterday with the one and the only, rihanna. Take a look. [ cheers and applause seth hey everybody its time once again for day drinking and were really excited about this one, because im here with rihanna. Hi. Seth yeah. [ cheers and applause here we go, cheers wait, wait. You have to look at me with your eyes this is what i call a prom date. Are we going
Said, quote, what in gods name is he doing . Where where have you been, joe . Joe biden is like your friend who wants to watch your favorite tv show with you but didnt see the first season what . Hes making meth i thought this fellow was a High School Teacher did he breaks bad . Yeah. Oh. Former Vice President joe biden held a Virtual Campaign event on monday with the asianamericana and Pacific Islanders victory fund and said that he has nicknamed President Trump president tweety because of his affinity for sending tweets. So we take you live now to President Trumps resignation speech whats that . Oh, hes not resigning why . Oh, because its a super lame nickname and melania calls him worse things in her sleep . Oh, i cant go live because i filmed this on an ipad five hours ago . Hows the future, by the way is anything any better oh, a little bit worse okay well, see you soon President Trump said yesterday hes taken an unproven antimalarial drug as, quote, an additional level of safety.
Seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause thats fantastic in that case, lets get to the news following President Trumps inauguration, the white house website no longer has an option for translation into spanish so, sorry, mexican immigrants, but if you want to live here, youll just have to learn to speak russian. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause President Trump today met with the leaders of fiat, chrysler, ford, and General Motors and he asked them one question how many people do you think were at my inauguration . [ laughter ] President Trump said today that he is, to a large extent, an environmentalist well he certainly made sure that the grass in the National Mall wasnt trampled. [ laughter and applause stay back stay back. According to sources, Hillary Clinton is seriously considering running for mayor of new york city. And just to be a dick, so is trump. [ laughter ] [ audi