[ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth how is everybody doing . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get started. So, you guys, tonight we are foregoing a monologue. We are foregoing a monologue were going to get to a closer look a little later in the show i am im just going to admit it, im a little hung over i am hung over, because we did not tape the show yesterday. I spent yesterday afternoon day drinking [ cheers ] weve done that before on our show i day drank with kelly clarkson. [ cheers and applause i day drank with the Barefoot Contessa herself, ina garten and we did it again yesterday with the one and the only, rihanna. Take a look. [ cheers and applause seth hey everybody its time once again for day drinking and were really excited about this one, because im here with rihanna. Hi. Seth yeah. [ cheers and applause here we go, cheers wait, wait. You have to look at me with your eyes this is what i call a prom date. Are we going the whole day okay [ laughter ] seth its time for day drinking with seth and rihanna. Hey seth you dont have to [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] okay. Seth thats more than enough all right, join me at the bar. Such a huge fan of yours i am now going to make a series of drinks based on some of my favorite of your songs okay. Seth because thats the level of service we provide here [ laughter ] this is a drink called under my rumbrella. [ laughter ] whats in it . Seth all right, so its rum. Okay thats how we start it and then were going to put in some chocolate rum balls whats a rum ball seth um its not important [ laughter ] you put a scoop of rum raisin ice cream. Im nervous seth okay. And then of course a bunch of umbrellas. [ laughter ] and then cheers [ clink [ laughter ] okay based on your face, im going to say thats a 8 out of 10 all right, this next one is diamonds in the rye. Its going to have some rye whiskey. Okay cause our diamonds is blue diamond almond milk. [ laughter ] cheers thats it seth thats it i dont even like milk. This is scary. Seth well, its a milk alternative. Its a nut milk. What . Dont even say that ever again [ laughter ] seth rihanna, you found love in a hopeless place. [ laughter ] which is going to inspire this next drink ill be right back now, im scared for real. Seth this is we found veuve in a hostess place [ laughter ] wait, we found what seth Veuve Veuve Clicquot in a hostess place do you know how to open champagne, cause seth why are you doing that . Because [ light laughter ] seth i feel like you have no confidence in me just point it that way. Seth i am going to [ pop [ laughter ] okay that was so anticlimatic. All right, so here is the veuve. And here is the hostess. [ laughter ] you got to be freaking kidding me, right . Seth come on, just enjoy yourself you really want me to drink this seth just have a sip of it, and tell me what you think im trying to stall seth open your to new things so that this could, like, suck up the entire drink, and i dont have to do it. [ laughter ] [ screams whats wrong with you . Seth its not that bad mm. Seth now have a bite oh oh, my twinkie fell apart. Uhuh uhuh. Uhuh. Can i just [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth this is a drink i created in your honor called bitch better have my bunny. [ laughter ] wait, what . Seth and heres how it works. Wait. [ audience ohs ] here we go [ laughter ] [ glass breaking ] seth there we go and we just pour a little tequila in there wait, a little . Seth all right, here we go yeah. Just drink shutup. Seth see, thats a good drink. Oh, yeah, its time for our first drinking game. Are you ready . Our first drinking game seth well yeah, i feel like weve just been drinking this is a game oh. Okay seth theres right or wrong answers. Youre right. Youre right seth okay. So i, as a fashion icon, im curious if you remember where you wore certain outfits so heres the thing, if you can tell me where you wore it, i will drink and if you cant remember where you wore it, you will drink. All right. First one up where did you wear that . Are you serious if i get it right. Seth i drink okay, at the met ball seth wow, im going to do two. [ laughter ] two oh, my god, seth i knew you were crazy. Seth okay, ready theyre getting harder now are you ready okay, lets go [ laughter ] i wore that in new york city seth you did wear it in new york city. Do you know where you were going . I was walking down the street seth yeah, okay. We can tell from the photo it was down the street. Oh, my god. Its okay. Seth all right, i feel like you got new york ill take the shot. [ bleep ] it seth oh my goodness. Yeah. Seth you just did salt cooler than ill ever do salt in my life. [ laughter ] all right. Ready . This one, ill be very impressed if you can get this one right. Ready . Im nervous now dentist. Seth [ bleep ] kidding me . [ laughter ] dentist in new york city. [ laughter and applause seth how do you remember what you wear to the dentist the dentist . Yeah. Seth how do you remember what you wore to the dentist the street. Seth oh [ bleep ]. You ass [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] you tell me she wouldnt get it, and you forgot, you put it on her [ bleep ] dentists street you cut this whole [ laughter ] seth you dummies now i got to take another shot you drink up. Seth im going to drink it [ bleep you are drunk [ laughter ] we have wild seth were just getting started. Were in for a wild day seth this is going to hurt my face. [ laughter ] all right, so i think we all know bartenders are really good at giving advice im going to get you a drink, and i want to give you the opportunity to ask me anything that you want to ask me. And i will give you advice on it oh, nice. Seth yeah. Like anything seth yeah. If i quit music seth oh. Then what should i do . Seth oh, well, i feel like you have a lot of lines of business right now right . Yeah, but i mean other than that seth okay, you should be a pilot. I actually wanted to be a pilot. Seth you did want to be a pilot . Mmhmm. Seth at what age when i realized my grades sucked [ laughter ] seth i dont want a pilot whos grades suck. I want my pilot to i do. Seth you do . Yeah. Seth you want your pilot to be like, hey, were about to take off i got a d in science. [ laughter ] as long as he got a in his pilot duty, im fine [ laughter ] seth wait, can we switch places i want to ask you for some advice actually, im better at giving advice than asking it so, lets do it. Seth okay good i want to, like, blow my wife away with like a romantic night out. What do i do you said it seth what . Blow your wife. [ laughter ] seth this is a Network Television show. Is it seth okay, i have a genuine advice question. Your nickname is riri what would be a good nickname for me damn. I dont even know you like that. Like, i have to have a good knowledge of you, so. Seth weve spent weve drank tequila out of chocolate bunnies together you know what youre right so i should know you seth so im going to count to three, and just say the first thing that comes to your head. Inside and out by now. Seth 1, 2, 3 seth. [ laughter ] seth you cant tell me my nickname is seth [ laughter ] yes seth woo cheers seth cheers, everybody [ drinks clink ] my wife often says to me, im so lucky i married her, because i have no game but i would like to prove right now how good my game is. Rihanna, feel free to ring this bell as soon as my pickup line is bad this is me showing off how good my game is hey, you look like a lady who was also underwhelmed by the game of thrones finale [ laughter ] [ ding ] whats a nice boy like me doing in the big city without his parents . [ laughter ] [ ding ] wait, are you serious i dont even have the energy to lift my arm to that bell seth hey, you looking to answer are you ] wait shh. Excuse me. Are you the girl from battleship . Jesus all right, are you desperate i leave. Im out. [ ding ] im done [ laughter ] seth all right, so were out of the bar and for those of you who dont know, rihanna is not just a musician and actress, shes also a business woman, a philanthropist, and she has her own line fenty beauty. And i would love if right now you could give me a summer eye all right, here we go. Hows it going so far . [ laughter ] well, seth seth is it coming alive . Are you saying you have wrinkles seth what do you mean wrinkles dont do that, youre like seth cut that out. Youre [ bleep ] it up. [ laughter ] seth make this eye 10 years younger, rihanna when you talk, it doesnt help, by the way seth oh, my god. Do you know what youre doing . No. [ laughter ] seth oh, my god. [ laughter ] stop. Seth i mean, my eye is burning, but this is amazing okay. Seth all right im going to do mine all right. Ready . No. Dont like mess it up. Seth no. Im doing my eye now i feel like hold on, let me do a little more blue i know. Seth i need a little more blue on here youre giving me seth thats really good. Um seth thats really good. I meant to say unicorn, but whats that movie . Seth what movie . With the blue people. Seth avatar. Yeah, that one. Seth wait. Your best guess on what the title of avatar was unicorn . [ laughter ] and i would like to close tonight by giving the gift of music. And obviously, im a great fan of yours so im going to put on these noise canceling headphones and im going to sing some of your songs to you. Okay. Youre passionate about this seth what . Youre passionate seth im passionate about this be passionate about this seth okay. [ blowing wahwah wahwah wor ah dada work work work work work do me la me dirt dirt dir dirt dirt dirt theres something bout tha work work work work work work nobody text me in a crisis na na na na [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause dont cry dont cry something that yo never seen i think were good. Something tha you never been i think were good. I think were good mmm and i wait for a biga ba ba da ba da ba da ba work work work work meet me down work wor work work work wor can we have another shot . Seth uh, yeah. Shots for the run shot for the run nobody text m in a crisis all of my dream and my laces love motivatio wanted was my me something that i never ha something that you never see something you never been oh and i wake up and lama deema dong ay wah wah wah wah wah all i do i wah wah wah wah wah seth this has been day drinking with seth and rihanna [ cheers and applause we got a great show. 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[ cheers and applause after officially announcing his reelection bid, the president spent the week rambling in phone interviews while his administration threatened war with iran. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth after his Campaign Kickoff rally on tuesday, trump decided to relive the evening last night by calling up one his most loyal servants, fox news host, sean hannity [ laughter ] and he turned almost the entirety of his hour long show over to the president and grilled him with hard hitting questions about the 2020 campaign. Joining us now is the president of the United States president trump, sir, good to have you back on the program hi, sean. You seemed to really love doing what you did last night. It looked like tailgating party. I actually, kind of, regretted not going because i wanted to hang out with the people outside because they were having a blast. Theres 20some odd candidates i want to get your general thoughts on all of them. I look at some of them. I dont see George Washington. I dont see churchill. I dont see anybody in particular that i worry about. I dont see George Washington either, sir. [ light laughter ] seth what a suck up. I dont see George Washington either, sir. Youre so funny, sir i wish i could tailgate with you, sir do you like my new haircut, sir . I started wearing my tie down to my crotch just like you, sir just like you, sir. [ cheers and applause also, what do you mean you dont see Winston Churchill . Youre no Winston Churchill either, buddy. I dont care if you tried on a churchillstyle hat when youre in the u. K. , you dont look like churchill, you look like hardy ate laurel [ laughter ] and trump, of course, loves to bask in this kind of mindless praise, which is why he, once again, droned on for so long that even hannity couldnt get him off the phone. This has happened with fox news hosts before but this time hannity had to hand it over to the next fawning trump sycophant, laura ingraham, whose show started right after hannitys. Again, this was like 45 minutes into the interview our military is almost completed in terms of being rebuilt. And we are doing missile and Missile Technology that nobodys even seen before mr. President and im thinking about do we announce it or do we not announce it. Because, ive said, youve got to pay for nato. You know, the United States was mr. President you had a lot of countries that were delinquent i think were going to have a mr. President i hope were going to have a good relationship. But were very a very strong country again and were respected again, sean. I hate to interrupt you, but i actually took 15 minutes of Laura Ingrahams show. [ laughter ] seth this keeps happening. Hes a meandering old man rambling on the phone about nonsense and even his friends cant get him to hang up where is he even making these calls . Is he wandering around the white house lawn in his bathrobe [ light laughter ] at some point you expect to hear nurse on the other end screaming, there you are, donald, come back to the white ho you have to eat your pureed but i dont want my carrots, thats where they hide the medicine [ laughter ] im on to you. Then after that, it got even worse because hannity actually had to hand trump over to ingraham trump still wouldnt stop talking. I actually took 15 minutes of Laura Ingrahams show, but i want to tell you i know that she must not be happy now. Its her birthday today, sir. Shes great person. I thought you might want to know that. Ill tell you what, ive known her for a long time and shes great person you can tell laura yourself happy birthday and thank you for being with us. Laura, happy birthday from me. And the president , i think, would like to wish you happy birthday hi, mr. President thank you happy birthday wow, thats great. [ light laughter ] weve known each other a long time and congratulations on your show seth theyre just passing him around like when your grandpa calls on easter and everyone has to take turns saying hello [ laughter and applause uhhuh. Uhhuh oh, heres karen im going to hand you to karen. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause look look at even Hannity Hannity throwing up his hands. Even he cant believe it at this point he could just stop showing up to work and change the name of his show to grandpas on the phone. [ laughter ] trump rambled on the phone for almost an hour about meaningless nonsense, and yet, when you actually want him to go into detail about something important like, say his administrations march to war with iran, hes much more tightlipped today in the oval office he was asked about reports that iran shot down and unmanned u. S. Drone now, iran says the drone was in its airspace trump, on the other hand, said the drone was over International Waters but his explanation didnt provide many details iran made a big mistake this drone was in International Waters, clearly. We have it all documented. Its documented scientifically, not just words seth oh. [ laughter ] well, if its documented scientifically, i feel so much [ light laughter ] if theres anyone i trust with science, its donald trump [ light laughter ] i could definitely see him in a lab coat and goggles writing out a proof on a chalkboard. What did you find, donald . I ate the chalk [ laughter ] i ate the chalk before i was done. Its important to note that trump cant just unilaterally go to war with iran the constitution says he needs authorization from congress, which he does not have and even though he spent two years flaunting the law during his rally on tuesday, trump lied and claimed he would protect the constitution and even said democrats were the ones destroying it. Imagine if we had a democrat president and a Democrat Congress in 2020 they would strip americans of their constitutional rights. This election is a verdict on whether we want to live in a country where the people who lose an election refuse to concede and spend the next two years trying to shred our constitution seth dude, you tried to stop an investigation of your own campaign and you called a Fake National Emergency to build a border wall on your own. The only way you could care less about the constitution is if it was written in spanish [ laughter ] i doubt trump could identify even one of the founding fathers. If you showed him a picture of john adams and said, whos this . Hed go, uh, is it Paul Giamatti . [ laughter ] in fact, as we speak, trump is waging war on congress instructing aides to defy subpoenas and refusing to turn over his tax returns or financial records. Even though trump keeps claiming, as he did in his abc interview on sunday, that he wants some unspecified Financial Statement to be made public. Or rather, he tried to make that claim but was interrupted by a staffer in the room. At some point i hope they get it because its a fantastic Financial Statement. Its a fantastic Financial Statement. Lets do that over hes coughing in the middle of my answer. Yeah. I dont like that, you know your chief of staff if you are going to cough, please leave the room. Lets get a shot of ill come over here you just cant do that. Just to change the shot sorry okay, do you want to do that a little differently then . Yeah, we just changed the angle. So at some point [ laughter ] seth look, i know weve all talked about the coughing, but look at him glaring at the camera like that this looks like one of those nature videos where a lion finds a night vision camera in a bush. [ laughter ] so trumps just brazenly defying subpoenas in violation of the constitution and the law in fact, Trumps White House even instructed his former communications director, hope hicks, to defy a subpoena for documents and refused to answer questions when she testified yesterday in front of the house judiciary committee. The white house argued that hicks is absolutely immune from being compelled to answer questions about her time as a Senior Advisor to the president. Well, there we go. She has absolute immunity. Theres just one problem, no one knows what the hell that means there is no such thing as absolute immunity. I mean, it just doesnt exist. I cant even explain to you what they could or couldnt assert. As far as i can tell its a made up term. Seth absolute immunity sounds like a hair growth supplement they sell at gnc. [ laughter ] this is totally the trump administrations style when the existing legal terms arent working out for them, they just invent some new ones theyre like kids on a playground daring each other to lick a frozen pole i have absolute immunity oh yeah, well i have double dog absolute immunity. Well i have triple dog secret immunity no take backs. [ laughter ] trumps promise to restore the constitution was just another lie, and another in a long list of broken promises now that hes running for reelection, trump and his team are criticizing democrats for supposedly making promises they cant keep as his son, don jr. , did at that reelection rally on tuesday. Joe biden comes out, well, if you elect me president , im going to cure cancer wow. Why the hell didnt you do that over the last 50 years, joe . Seth you know what we need to cure, whatever the hell is growing on your face [ laughter ] because its definitely not a beard. You look like a little kid going as a hobo for halloween. [ laughter ] i think you might be using your absolute immunity wrong. Also, what do you mean, we should have cured cancer 50 years ago thats not how scientific progress works, it takes time. When the iphone first came out, nobody said, why the hell didnt we have these during world war ii [ laughter ] theres even an app that helps you find nazis [ laughter ] but, hey, there you go politicians who make outlandish promises like curing cancer should not be believed, got it we will come up with the cures to many, many problems, to many, many diseases, including cancer and others we will lay the foundation for landing american astronauts on the surface of mars. Seth amazing not only did he say the exact same thing a few hours later, he went even further and said we would land on mars and to promise a cure for cancer as well as a trip to mars is pretty cocky for a guy who is only about 35 bricks into his wall [ laughter ] this wall [ cheers and applause this wall is a lot harder than i thought. Should we just do cancer [ laughter ] should we bail on the wall and do cancer . [ laughter ] this week, weve seen the core of trump on full display he abused the law, not as a constraint on his power, but as a weapon to be used against others and hes making wild promises because hes failed on the ones he already made not only should he be impeached, we should send him somewhere he seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with aubrey plaza, everybody. [ cheers and applause for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. When visible set out to create the future of phone service. 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Mom, i think chucky did something to her sweetie, chucky is a toy, okay it broke you got rid of it . No, no, mom, i saw him. I saw him following doreen no, you didnt. Listen to what youre saying mom, hes going to kill her chucky . Why arent you listening to me i have it on omars phone. Hes following doreen. I can show you why do you have omars phone . I took it why i had to. I had to follow chucky, mom. Seth please welcome back to the show our good friend, aubrey plaza, everybody [ cheers and applause seth welcome back thank you so much for traveling all the way out here to new york city. You had your premiere last night in l. A i did seth was it exciting my god, it was so exciting. It was even more exciting when i forgot my i. D. This morning at the airport. Seth yeah, and yet you still got on an airplane at 4 30 in the morning. Seth wow i dont know why they let me on is it parks andnk . Hatst they recognize no. I dont theres like a secret i dont know if anyone is supposed to know this but you can totally get on a plane with no id. [ laughter ] its not a thing seth yeah, i dont people are supposed to know that. Yeah yeah, they just searched every, like, crevice seth oh, they were i got you. Well, they im surprised they let you on because you at your premiere i dont even understand how it works. You were a knife to the premier. Yes, i did. Seth and yet they let that person let that person flew without i. D. This morning. [ laughter ] yeah. Now, i didnt bring the barrette to the airport, but seth its really cool. Thank you seth you took and were you aware so chucky came out when you were tiny yes seth the original chucky. Yes seth and were you aware of chucky as a horror film . I was i didnt i wasnt, like, a big horror movie fan but my i have a lot of cousins. And my uncles showed, like, all my cousins chucky when they were, like, toddlers seth uhhuh. Like 3 years old. Seth oh, yeah. And it traumatized them seth yeah. [ laughter ] and i saw it, like, not when i was, like, three later on but its just been, like, a thing in my family for so long seth but it was very sweet you had your cousins all come. Yes, i did. Seth you had a bunch of them i did i flew out from philly seth thats great. We got real crazy [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth they look both they look stylish they look oh, yeah. Seth they also look maybe, like, theyre a little traumatized to be walking into a chucky movie i mean, they look, you know theyre just partying. What can i say [ laughter ] they had a blast seth this is not your chucky is not a possessed chucky this is sort of an ai gone wrong chucky yes this chucky is a reimagined chucky hes an evil smart doll thats connected to the cloud so he can control all of your devices. And its kind of its a warning seth yeah. To the world [ laughter ] seth you do youre being serious, because i think we are in agreement in fear of Robot Technology yes robots will kill us all. [ light laughter ] i think were naive in thinking that these devices arent going to turn on us one day. Seth yeah. I dont like them at all. And its part of why i did the movie. Seth and do you have any of these devices in your home do you have any Smart Devices . Yes i have some yeah, my boyfriend is very into the smart home kind of thing hes connected all of our light bulbs onto the app seth uhhuh. I have to talk to the thing to turn things on which i really dont like to do seth gotcha. So i yeah. I basically was just like, you can do that to every light except for the one thats right by my side of the bed so i can just turn it on and off. Seth you just want the old school switch. Yeah. I dont want to talk to a robot. I dont want to talk to a machine. Seth yeah. Certainly not right before bed you dont want the last person you talk to be a robot that you and i both believe is trying to kill us. [ light laughter ] no, i dont trust siri or alexa. Seth no, i dont they both sound evil to me. Seth yeah. And i think they talk to one another. You know what i mean yeah. [ light laughter ] seth i think when you go to bed your siri and your alexa get into it. [ light laughter ] yeah. Seth right yes seth you went to the mtv movie awards and you wore so they cut to david spade during the show and you were in the shot wearing a chucky mask i dont know what youre talking about. [ light laughter ] seth aubrey, are you telling me thats not you . [ laughter ] [ applause ] be honest. Giving you an opportunity right now. I dont know who that is. Seth you oh, i also that was thats not you no. Seth this is not you at your best this is you at your best look at this one of my cosmo came this week no. [ cheers ] stop dont seth im in it, too. Im in it, too stop. Dont. Seth look, there i am. Just me on my thing. [ light laughter ] me on my boat. Just rigging my boat up. Credit so mark hamill was the voice of chucky . Yes seth he was hes the original voice of chucky yeah or no . When we were shooting, no seth no, like in the was he not the early what . No no, hes luke skywalker. Seth i know that but was he chucky in 1988 . No. Brad dourif was. Seth okay, gotcha. Chuckys a robot now. Seth oh, right so he has a different voice. Yeah, mark hamill is doing, like, a robot evil robot voice. Seth gotcha. But chucky, yes no seth okay. Chuckys not a possessed doll anymore. Seth i know, we established that okay, fine. [ laughter ] whatever seth what about Brian Tyree Henry . Rys the best seth hes the best, right . Yeah, i dont know why he did the movie because every time i saw him on set hed be like, i dont like kids and i dont like dolls. [ laughter ] and im like, thats literally all we have for the next two months. Seth and this was not a cgi film you had a lot of practical dolls around yes there was a lot of seth do you are you scared of dolls . Like, i mean, again, its not just dolls its, like, this doll. Yeah, i i got used to the doll there were, like, nine animatronic there were nine different types of dolls on set. And they were just they were super creepy i wasnt scared of them. But one of the animatronic dolls at one point, its head started smoking. Seth yeah. And the a. D. Was like, get back its going to blow [ laughter ] and i was like, jesus. And its head burst into flames seth did it really oh, yeah. Seth that would have been a tough way to go. Yeah. Seth yeah, did you here what happened to aubrey . A doll blew up. Yeah. I also, like, did a stunt where theres different kinds of dolls. Like, some of them are, like, soft dolls for stunts. And some of them are, like, hard dolls for whatever, animatronic whatever seth yeah. And i was, like, head butting the doll and i didnt i forgot because i was so into my character, that the doll that i wasnt using the stunt doll. And i head butted the animatronic doll [ laughter ] like, really, really hard. And got, like, a golf ball sized thing, or whatever seth and thats i mean, those i mean, thats why when the robots do take over theyre going to remember that yes seth and theyre going to come for you first yes seth so you better wear your knife barrette on that day yes [ laughter ] now, i dont yes. Seth thank you for being here its always so great to see you. Thank you seth thats aubrey plaza, everybody. [ cheers and applause childs play is in theaters friday well be right back with Louie Anderson [ cheers and applause youve had best foods in a sandwich. But what about a creamy chicken sautee . Salad, sure, but what about a pasta bake . Whatevers left in your fridge you can do more with best foods than you think. See the possibilities at bestfoods. 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Like a good neighbor, state farm is there. ® okay, ive given you guys a chance to confess. This little baby can detect trace amounts of cheetle. Whaaaaat . Gloria . Kids . When did we get a cat . Its a cheetos thing. [ cheers and applause seth our next guest is an Emmy Award Winning actor and comedian who stars as christine in the acclaimed series baskets. New episodes air thursday nights on fx. Lets take a look. Im very happy to be here what is your name . Im Ronald Reagan just call me ronny oh, i love your face its so unusual. Im from colorado and ive never lived with another cat before well, youll be fine here because my mom loves cats, doesnt she . Oh i need to borrow a car. Can i have the keys . What . My car keys . Cat seth please welcome back to the show our good friend, Louie Anderson, everybody [ cheers and applause seth hi, louie how are you seth good. How are you . How drunk were you . Seth i was really drunk. It was such a good seth yeah, she was wonderful, right such a good sport. Such a good sport about it. Seth yeah. Thats so nice. You know, i always thought they made the chucky thing after me seth oh, really . I used to think that. Id go, that looks just like me. [ laughter ] seth and you never got any cash for it . I got nothing seth are you well, though . Are you doing good im great seth yeah. Im having so much fun. I love coming to new york. Seth all right, do you now you live in las vegas. I do. Seth so im assuming you drive there. Do you i dont drive anywhere, first of all seth okay, got you i just take lyft. Seth okay, got you because i like the name seth yeah, yeah, its nice its a good name you know, anybody a lyft louie, a lyft is going to pick you up thank god. [ laughter ] right . I just theyre really nice people seth and do you enjoy do you like driving around new york do you like well, im being driven around seth yeah, yeah, yeah. Because im a big shot. [ light laughter ] and i mean, its nice when someone drives you seth yeah, of course yeah. And then but you im laid back you have to get into the pace of the city seth yes, its a different place. Like, after im in the car half hour, im saying to the driver, run him down, he shouldnt be going across there. [ laughter ] do you ever get i mean, its wrong. I know, i dont really want him to do it seth yeah. [ laughter ] but people will dart here seth theyre darters, yeah they all just go. Seth yeah. You go, youre going die [ light laughter ] seth what about they never do seth people are impatient here yes seth more impatient than las vegas . Oh, listen, in vegas, you know, well, in vegas theyre just interested in trying to find the money they lost seth yeah, yeah. Of course. Thats you know or just have fun seth sure, theyre there to have fun they came there just to have fun. And here, people are going places and im at a different pace. Im a loper. Seth yeah. Im like, yeah, ill get there. You know what i mean seth yeah. And people are constantly going by me get going you know, i go, shutup. But i was this the best one im in the revolving door thing seth yeah, yeah. Which im always thrilled where i can get in there and push that thing. [ light laughter ] seth of course i dont know why seth yeah, yeah. Its like a 2yearold thing. Seth its great. Let me go in let me go in. Im in there a woman comes in behind me out coming from the other way. Obviously, im going too slow. Seth yeah. So she goes, looks, and pushes it faster then i just locked it up [ laughter ] and i just went it was a she was furious. She goes, let go i go, what . Let go of what . Stop it you know and it was just so much fun. Oh, it was so much fun seth you you want i want to talk about season four of baskets. Yes seth so great. So much fun seth youre playing youre basing this off your mother i am. Seth and i know you guys are really close very, very close. Seth you guys were on television together once oh, yes seth so this is this is seth this is local television oh, my god. Seth and look at i mean, look at you two. Look at that. Seth you are that is a mother and son if i ever saw one. Is that cool or what . That was a mothers day special on local with, you know seth yeah. Local people with their moms. I happened to be on it seth and did she have fun . She was a little nervous. I was surprised. Seth and was she nervous in real life . Was she a confident person that just in front of the camera yeah, yeah. She was pretty confident but she was a shy there was a shy part of her. Seth gotcha. Unlike Christine Seth yes whos a bull in a china shop seth she is a bull in a china shop the clip we just saw, obviously youre dealing with a youre shooting with cats yes seth do like do like doing acting with the animals . Listen, i wish i got treated like the animals seth yeah. [ light laughter ] it is a good situation theres, like, four handlers per animal theyre bringing them in and then theyll say to me, now, she or he doesnt like if you scratch under their chin. So im right away seth yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] you cant tell me stuff like that i say, i dont like it when you do this to me. No, it was fun and theyre great cats and it was a lot of fun. And the character loves her cats and, you know, so its good. Seth thats good i also want to ask you know, people tell you not to scratch cats a certain way i know people are trying to tell you and get you to eat healthier foods. You know, this is what happens to you when youre fat and you other fat people know what im talking about [ laughter ] they get in your business. They start, you know theyll bring like, last time i was in chicago, they brought me books in a bag, how to not die [ laughter ] seth wow [ light laughter ] one of the books was how to not die. Seth wow, thats a and then the next one was a how to not die cookbook. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] so im hoping i can get through the first book seth yeah. So that i can know how to cook the food. Seth yeah, yeah. And then, they brought they said, we made these cookies. Theres dates in them. Theyre delicious. Its like a regular cookie theyre sweet. Theyre delicious. And you open the bag and theyre wet. [ light laughter ] have you ever had that seth yeah, i know what youre talking about you know, where you just go, oh, wet cookie. Oh [ laughter ] wet, theres something and you take a bite out of courtesy because theyre right there staring at you seth yeah. Oh, geez, you know. And youre moving it around in your mouth i cannot wait to spit the wet cookie out [ laughter ] seth i didnt think about how distressing it is to reach into a bag and touch anything wet. The wet, wet cookies. Seth yeah. Im looking for, you know, a date cookie. You know seth yeah. Just a regular christmas baked not baked, obviously, just wet. Seth yeah. They just formed them, mashed them down and threw them in the bag. Seth yeah, these were not cookies that were baked at all right these were just, like, manhandled a lesson heres how much of a food addict i am. I eventually ate all those cookies. [ laughter ] [ applause ] seth well, somebody made them so thats very nice. Louie anderson, everybody. So happy baskets is back [ cheers and applause it airs thursday nights on fx. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause my thanks to rihanna, my thanks to rihanna, aubrey plaza, Louie Anderson, jessica burdeaux, 8g band. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause daniel tonight on a little late with Lilly Singh Lilly selfcare used to mean starting a 401k when you turn 30. Now it means getting high first thing in the morning, because youre sad you ran out of cereal [ laughter and applause a jack in the box. Tube tops. The connection things bout to be poppin out [ laughter ] daniel and lilly ive got sisters erin and sara foster. He was at the gym the same time as her. And you know in the gym, youre like in spandex. I mean, you look well, you dress really slutty at the gym i do. [ laughter ] lilly time you did it for the gram. I mean, i would say for you sara [ laughter ] has her 3yearold and 9yearold daughters oh, yeah. Take photos of her in bikinis. My 3yearold is doing a wonderful job. [ laughter ] daniel coming up
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