Sentenced to seven to nine years in prison for lying to congress. Then today, the department of justice issued a statement calling for much less prison time for stone and trump said that he had the right to tell the Justice Department what to do. Then all four prosecutors in the stone case resigned in protest and then, trump called for the military to pursue legal action against Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman for testifying against him in the impeachment trial. And Senate Republicans blocked three bills to prevent foreign interference in our elections. And Lindsey Graham and don junior showed up on fox news in matching trump merch. [ light laughter ] i guess what im telling you is, by this time tomorrow we might be a cooking show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause multipsigned today after the jue department announced plans to reduce their sentencing recommendation for former trump adviser roger stone. Pretty unsurprising for someone who looks like the get out of jail free card [
Coronavirus. That story again, several states are fighting coronavirus by asking people to put their saliva in the mail [ laughter and applause just send it out, just get it out of there [ cheers and applause former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg said yesterday that he would vote for senator Bernie Sanders if he was the would not be happy doing it. Yeah we know. Youre [ laughter ] daniel tonight, on a youre never happy little late with Lilly Singh Lilly you know what men do [ light laughter ] when theyre feeling overweight . You always look like youre on they just come up with cool, new your way either to or from a names for it, like dad bod. [ light laughter ] colonoscopy. Daniel and lilly Erin Moriarty from the boys. [ laughter ] you discovered that on instagram, someone follows you msnbc anchor Chris Matthews yes lilly and that person is, abruptly announced his casually, drake. Retirement yesterday following a string of recent controversies was like, youre lying. And onair gaffes. I
Pretty much zero degrees, to get into his ohio rally tonight. Yeah, but, i mean, it is ohio. Theyre used to braving the cold to watch losers. [ laughter ] President Trump said this President Trump said this afternoon that he has started urging people to remember the name of his new usmca trade agreement by thinking of it like the song, ymca. He then added, like how i remember my wifes name, macarena. [ laughter ] Madame Tussauds wax museum in london announced today that it has moved figures of prince harry and duchess Meghan Markle away from that of queen elizabeth. Said the queen, not good enough melt them. [ laughter ] senator cory booker sa senator cory booker said in a new interview that staying in washington for President Trumps impeachment trial could be a big, big blow to his campaign. Also a blow, basic math. [ laughter ] a woman was ar a woman was arrested in florida recently after a police dog found almost 27 pounds of cocaine hidden in her car. The woman is awaiting trial. A
President trump this morning accused last nights strike by iran on u. S. Targets as being funded by money given to them under the obamaera nuclear deal man, is there anything he wont blame obama for . Mulligan, thats obamas fault. [ light laughter ] the u. S. Army issued a warning yesterday about a fraudulent Text Message Campaign claiming to draft recipients for world war iii. Come on. If you get drafted youre not going to get a text. Youll youll get a tweet [ laughter ] prince harry and duchess Meghan Markle announced on instagram this afternoon that theyre stepping away from the royal family and moving to canada, or as it was reported in british tabloids, meghan kidnapped harry [ lighug prince harry and duchess Meghan Markle also announced they will quote work to become financially independent. While william and kate announced theyve sold the queen and theyre going to cabo. [ laughter ] after laying off her entire Campaign Staff last week, wellness guru Marianne Williamson said toda
Trumps impeachment trial to begin next Tuesday Morning and he says it could last as long as later that Tuesday Morning [ light laughter ] the white house said, yesterday, that President Trump will likely assert executive privilege to limit what his aides can say during his impeachment trial and hes working with the makers of taboo on a fun way to do it [ laughter ] [ imitates buzzer democrats held their latest primary debate tonight, and former Vice President joe biden and senator Bernie Sanders were placed at the center podiums, instead of where theyre usually placed, in the balcony [ laughter ] president [ applause ] President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump attended last nights College Football national championship, and stood on the field during the National Anthem and a little bit during the first quarter. [ laughter ] theyre still cheering. Im not going to my seat till they stop cheering. [ laughter ] oreo announced yesterday they will be releasing a limited edition most stuff