[ laughter ] yeah seth you have to i will say, one thing we did this Madame Tussauds wax museum in summer was we played poker london announced today that it yes seth that i liked. Do you like playing poker . Has moved figures of prince harry and duchess Meghan Markle away from that of queen elizabeth. I you know, as you know, im terrible at it seth yeah, youre not good said the queen, not good enough yeah. No, not good melt them. [ light laughter ] seth what do you think what is your downside . Its an interesting thing [ laughter ] seth yeah. You know . I cant [ laughter ] senator cory booker said in a new interview that staying in i cant bluff seth yeah. Washington for President Trumps i try to bluff. Seth right impeachment trial could be a but the heat radiates from my head [ laughter ] big, big blow to his campaign. [ cheers and applause like, Everybody Knows im also a blow, basic math. Bluffing [ laughter ] i cant act it seth welcome back, everybody. Seth yeah. You know . Give it u
For the coronavirus, President Trump claimed he was just being sarcastic. Like when he took the oath of officeon President Trump claimed yesterday that people who know him and the history of our country say he is the, quote, hardest working president in history. Youve got to be kidding me. Abraham lincoln worked harder than you after he went to that play and thats im confident thats a joke, uh, that did as well today as it would have in a room full of people. Its nice to have those. It just reminds you that some things are still the same. President trump and Vice President mike pence reportedly tested weekly for coronavirus, while melania is tested every single moment of every single day. According to the New York Times, President Trump rarely attends the Coronavirus Task force meetings that precede the press conferences, which isnt surprising at all. Trump is like the kid in your Group Project in high school who didnt do any of the work. But the only difference is that kid never volun
The virus. Man, he will stop at nothing to blame this pandemic on other people were one press conference away from him calling it the obama virus. The obama virus, or as its also known the Obama Hussein virus. Infectious diseases expert and Coronavirus Task force member dr. Anthony fauci has reportedly been assigned a security detail after receiving threats. Threats like stop contradicting me or else the governor of georgia said yesterday that he just learned in the last 24 hours that asymptomatic people can transmit the coronavirus. So hes probably three weeks out from learning what asymptomatic means. Massachusetts received 1 million face masks today for Health Care Workers that were delivered from china on the new England Patriots private plane. Meanwhile, the jets private plane was intercepted and returned for a touchdown thats matt goldich, if youre an angry jets fan watching this. Congresswoman alexandria ocasiocortez on tuesday criticized new york governor Andrew Cuomos decision
Now now the selloff [ applause ] wasnt due entirely to coronavirus. It was also due in large part to war over oil prices launched by saudi arabia still, a l o understandably worried and while theres no reason to panic, governments across the world are taking extreme measures to mitigate the outbreak over the weekend, italy put millions of people on lockdown in regions hit hardest by the outbreak where people were rushing to catch the last trains leaving milan before the lockdown took effect officials in italy putting 16 Million People on lockdown. Now, thats a quarter of a countrys population video shows people rushing to catch the last train as it left northern italy seth this is what italians look like when theyre rushing [ laughter ] obviously [ cheers and applause i mean, obviously in italy, to run for a train is a fate worse than death [ laughter ] im shocked they didnt have cigarettes in one hand and aperol spritzes in the other i mean, if youve ever been to italy, you know that
Criticizing President Trumps conduct in office. All right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, oh, by the way, dr. Friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now . Did dancing with the stars not call you back . I cant believe im going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but hes been out here warning us about trump for two years. So [ laughter and applause so why dont you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage President Trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. Oh, come on, roger stone doesnt get pardoned from prison he escapes from it i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] like a 60s batman villain if he does get pardoned, this is what it will look like [ laughter ] attorney general [ applause ] attorney general wil