[ laughter ] for me the biggest takeaway on election day is how can anybody possibly have such a clean garage . I dont understand it. I go into these old peoples homes, and i think wheres your stuff . California has more delegates than any state. And i dont know if it was like this where you live, but we have been overwhelmed by advertising, mostly from mike bloomberg. The amount of mail weve been getting from mike bloomberg, its unbelievable. He is the Bed Bath Beyond of candidates. One of our writers came home from work last night to find this hanging on his door. This is another ad for mike bloomberg. Even his ads are too short to reach above the doorknob. Mike bloomberg has poured more than 500 million of his own money into this campaign. If he didnt have a good night tonight, he basically spent the cost of an avatar movie to find out nobody likes him. He did win he won American Samoa today, the election there. Biden won North Carolina and virginia. Bernie took vermont and expected
And democrats living abroad said, one democrat abroad, leave me out of this. [ light laughter ] former congressman beto orourke appeared at a Joe Biden Rally in dallas yesterday and announced his endorsement in spanish then out of habit, biden said, that sounds good, ill have that. [ laughter and applause Election Officials in multiple states are encouraging voters to use mailin ballots due to the coronavirus. That story again, several states are fighting coronavirus by asking people to put their saliva in the mail [ laughter and applause just send it out, just get it out of there [ cheers and applause former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg said yesterday that he would vote for senator Bernie Sanders if he was the democratic nominee but, quote, would not be happy doing it. Yeah we know. Youre [ laughter ] youre never happy [ light laughter ] you always look like youre on your way either to or from a colonoscopy. [ laughter ] msnbc anchor Chris Matthews abruptly announced his retirement y
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Nick Offerman, Charli Damelio, musical guest haim and featurinthe legendary roots crew questlove 1222 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. And welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause nice to see you. Well, guys, everyone is still talking about the coronavirus. And i gotta be honest, things are getting a little crazy out there. Today in central park, i saw a a squirrel rubbing purell on his nuts [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy the coronavirus doesnt seem like its slowing down, and now the governor of new jersey has declared a state of emergency its serious, the last time this happened was when they ran out of pinky rings at a soprano convention [ laughter ] seriously, there hasnt been a a state of emergency in new jersey since the great track suit fire of 98 [ laughter ] meanwhile, because
Viruses to one another was fun. What we do know is that last night, madison, the virgin who decided it was a good idea to go on this show, sent herself home. She eliminated herself, which made it easier for peter to decide who to propose to, hannah ann. It seemed to surprise chris harrison. I hate to darken the mood at all. Theres something i just found out about hannah ann. To be honest, im not positive shes coming. What . Jimmy just kidding. Shes coming. She came. Not only did hannah ann show up, she showed up in a formal dress with a formal address. Hi, chris harrison. Jimmy so as not to confuse him with the other chrises wearing suits in the australian outback. His other girlfriend, he tells her she left, and he gets down on his knee and proposes to the woman remaining. So they get engaged. Then peter goes and breaks the news to his family. Peters mother cried harder than every woman this season combined last night. And tonight the tears continued when she was reunited with her bel
Primary was today. Not to be confused with super tuesday which was, i think, 11 years ago [ light laughter ] thats right, the mini tuesday primary was today, where six states held their primaries. So after tonight, we might finally know once and for all whether Tulsi Gabbard can take a hint [ laughter and applause well see what the math says after tonight. President trump told reporters today that he has not been tested for the coronavirus but just to be safe, the virus has decided to selfquarantine [ laughter and applause according to a political analyst, president Trumps Campaign strategy is to paint his potential opponent, former Vice President joe biden as senile what you cant just call your opponent the thing that you are. [ light laughter ] i mean, that would be like saying that Hillary Clinton was crooked. Oh oh, crap, oh [ light laughter ] hes going to win again, oh, no. Thats right, President Trump wants to paint joe biden as senile by highlighting his recent verbal blunders u