Show with Stephen Colbert. Tonights covid. Plus stephen welcomes Sacha Baron Cohen and jeff tweedy, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape at the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Im here from the lovely ed sullivan Theater Office building. My lady joins me over there. Hello. Stephen we are eight days from the election and excitement is spreading across the country if by excitement you mean coronavirus. cause, uh, yeah. They said the fall would get bad, and they was right. We are eight months into the pandemic, and were all tired of it. Ive already watched everything on netflix, everything on hulu and, if anyone asks, everything on cbs all access. But even though were tired of the virus, its still super interested in us. On friday, the u. S. Hit an alltime high in new coronavirus cases. Its april all over again. Were talking about tiger king, were lea
New york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor today marks exactly seven months since march 15th. That was the day when i first started doing this show from my apartment, and im not going to lie i did not think we would still be here in october. Aaahhh i hope somebodys been going to office to water my puppy. Sad truth is, the Global Pandemic is not only still with us but in many places are getting worse. Cases are rising so fast in europe paris imposed a curfew from 9 00 a. M. To 6 00 p. M. , which means frenchmen will have no time to see their secret families. Things arent looking at that great in america either where were seeing the start of a third wave which is really concerning. You never want to shout corona would be at the next board meeting. Could we stop calling it a wave . That sounds relaxing. Doesnt sound severe enough. How about a third tsunami, monsoon, bitch slap of corona . On a hopeful note, it is go
Yeah, a lot of people. His comments under fire from dr. Fauci as the president ramps up his campaign hitting seven states this week alone. Race and real estate. One familys home appraisal revealing just how different the process can be for people of color. Me personally i was devaluing the home just by sitting in it. The eyeopening experiment you have to see. Diane sawyer reports. Abc news exclusive. India oxenberg opening up about what she calls an abusive dynamic with smallville star allison mack, saying she brought her into the secret sex cult nxivm. She knew that i was in a vulnerable place in my life and i was desperate for something and she targeted me for that. Kristen bell talking about her husband dax shepards struggle with opioid addiction. He was like, i dont want to risk this family and i did. The mother of two revealing wheb he told her about his drug relapse after the actor called it the, quote, worst hour of his life. And the bachelorette back with a bang. Was it love at
Monsoon, bitch slap of corona . On a hopeful note, it is good to remember that its not the size of the wave that matters but its the motion of the what . Oh, the size does matter. Oh, so the motion doesnt doesnt affect it at all . Is were screwed. While things are starting to get worse again, the crazy thing is the Trump Administration is pretending that the crisis is over. Not only is the superspreader in chief running around the country breathing on everyone in a maga hat, but Rudy Giuliani trumps top lawyer and white house halloween decoration told a rally the other day that people dont die of this disease anymore, which is easy for him to say. Hes been dead twelve years. None of this is surprising. Trump and his people have been in denial about this virus from the beginning, or at least in public. Because now were finding out that while the rest of us are still performing for a normal year of movies and haircuts, trumps rich friends were getting a heads up about what is really abou
Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Nick Offerman, Stacey Abrams, and musical guest busta rhymes features anderson. Paak, and the legendary roots crew and now, here he is jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy yes. Oh thats what im talking about. Hi thank you very much. Hey. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody. We are here. [ cheers and applause studio 6a in new york city it feels good. Thank you so much for watching lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, i think its fair to say that right now, america is at a crossroads it doesnt get much bigger than this so we begin tonight with our top story. Get excited because mcdonalds is bringing back the mcrib. Jimmy thats right [ laughter ] americans were like finally, a a glimmer of home in the barren wasteland thats been 2020 [ laughter ] when he heard about it, trump dropped out of