The worst thing thats ever happened to me. Thats right President Trump participated in a fox news town hall at the Lincoln Memorial though i think fox was just excited to finally feature a competent republican president. During a fox news town hall last night, President Trump claimed that reporters asked him the, quote, most horrible, horrendous, biased questions during press conferences said the fox reporter, do you think its because youre too hot . Do you think that might be it . Newly appointed White House Press secretary Kayleigh Mcenany had her first formal briefing on friday and told reporters she will, quote, never lie to them. Oh, really even the way you spell kayleigh is a lie. Gh . Come on now, whered those come from according to a new survey, new York Governor Andrew Cuomo and his brother, cnn anchor chris cuomo, were as attractive to new york women as the Jonas Brothers said new york women, listen, weve been locked inside for a long time. Just keep that in mind when reading
Morning, meaning i tested negative which makes me wonder, exactly how deep do they push that swab . President trump yesterday congratulated his daughter tiffany on twitter for graduating from law school, which is actually kind of a sweet way to say, i dont have your number. President trump today visited a ford factory in michigan that is building ventilators amid the coronavirus pandemic and after plenty of begging, they let him put a mud flap on one. Thats right, President Trump visited a ford factory that is building ventilators amid the coronavirus pandemic then hell most likely visit fox news where theyre building hyperventilators hyperventilators according to reports, republican political operatives are looking for extremely protrump doctors to make Television Appearances recommending that the u. S. Open as quickly as possible though its maybe hard to find someone with eight years of college whos also protrump it might just be faster to send gary busey to medical School Former Vic
Supreme court going to shut him down this week tomorrow they are going to say, were also making it illegal to wear suits that look like trash bags sorry, my man. President trump tweeted today about former National Security adviser john boltons new book and said, quote, wacko john boltons exceedingly tedious New York Times book is made up of lies and fake stories, said all good about me in print until the day i fired him. A disgruntled, boring fool who only wanted to go to war and never had a clue, was ostracized and happily dumped what a dope. Okay, but everyone already knew that, and then you hired him trumps like a mcdonalds manager who puts a golden retriever on the register and then gets mad about the long line it was never going to work in the new interview, former National Security adviser john bolton said, he believes that putin thinks he can play president trump, quote, like a fiddle i dont know fiddles are notoriously hard to play if anything, putin is playing trump like a dru
Something really cool called working it out. Lets get to the news. And this is you and a fellow while touring the southern border yesterday in arizona, comedian, more often than not, President Trump signed a plaque, commemorating the 200th mile of border wall. You know the borders like 2,000 someone you know fairly well miles long, right . Seems a little premature what does the plaque say, to be continued trump must be one of those guys basically doing what you would who takes the burrito out of the be doing in clubs with each other on social media. Microwave with 40 seconds to go. Yeah. The ice crystals are so its, like, ive been doing refreshing its the best part. It as a podcast called working thats right President Trump visited the u. S. It out. Mexico border yesterday for the and i want to pressure you to first time this year, but they got him back come on. Seth i do want to do it. I really want to do it we got a runner and so i work on new you can give him a head start. Were goin
[ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth how is everybody doing . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get started. So, you guys, tonight we are foregoing a monologue. We are foregoing a monologue were going to get to a closer look a little later in the show i am im just going to admit it, im a little hung over i am hung over, because we did not tape the show yesterday. I spent yesterday afternoon day drinking [ cheers ] weve done that before on our show i day drank with kelly clarkson. [ cheers and applause i day drank with the Barefoot Contessa herself, ina garten and we did it again yesterday with the one and the only, rihanna. Take a look. [ cheers and applause seth hey everybody its time once again for day drinking and were really excited about this one, because im here with rihanna. Hi. Seth yeah. [ cheers and applause here we go, cheers wait, wait. You have to look at me with your eyes this is what i call a prom date. Are we going