comparemela.com

The worst thing thats ever happened to me. Thats right President Trump participated in a fox news town hall at the Lincoln Memorial though i think fox was just excited to finally feature a competent republican president. During a fox news town hall last night, President Trump claimed that reporters asked him the, quote, most horrible, horrendous, biased questions during press conferences said the fox reporter, do you think its because youre too hot . Do you think that might be it . Newly appointed White House Press secretary Kayleigh Mcenany had her first formal briefing on friday and told reporters she will, quote, never lie to them. Oh, really even the way you spell kayleigh is a lie. Gh . Come on now, whered those come from according to a new survey, new York Governor Andrew Cuomo and his brother, cnn anchor chris cuomo, were as attractive to new york women as the Jonas Brothers said new york women, listen, weve been locked inside for a long time. Just keep that in mind when reading hotness surveys. In a radio interview last week, new York Governor Andrew Cuomo was asked if he was still an eligible bachelor. Though i think he made that clear at his last press conference a strip club in oregon is offering a drivethrough experience for customers in the parking lot during the coronavirus pandemic you know its bad when a strip club is following safety guidelines better than the vice president. Although in his defense, i bet he wears a mask to a strip club. Health officials in michigan have launched a free condom Delivery Service during the coronavirus pandemic because they realize maybe its best these guys dont reproduce a man in iceland set a world record over the weekend by lifting over 1,100 pounds. Said the man, why isnt anyone helping me . It was an accidental record. He didnt mean to lift 1,100 pounds, you guys according to a new report, americans are buying more processed food during the coronavirus pandemic, most notably processed grapes and finally, today was Star Wars Day. So go ahead, finally tell that kid youre his dad scollins mike scollins, everybody go give him an earful on twitter. Hey, that was the monologue. We got a great show for you tonight. Hes an emmy and golden globe winning comedian and actor you know from the office and extras. The Second Season of his show afterlife is streaming on netflix now. Ricky gervais is back. But first, a closer look. Seth hello everyone, and welcome back to the attic. Now, as some of you know, i have been dealing with a wasp infestation up here while ive been taping the show there was even a flyby last week it got so bad that i said to myself, if theres a pest worse than wasps, id love to know what it is. And lo and behold, i open the New York Times on saturday to read, murder hornets in the u. S. Murder hornets thank you for giving us the uplifting noncovidrelated news weve all been looking for, New York Times. Anyway, story gave me a whole new appreciation for my nonlethal wasps who im almost certain arent murder hornets in disguise although one of them keeps telling me im pretty and bringing me trinkets and based on every true crime doc ive watched on netflix, that is a a red flag. But to thank them for not being murder hornets, i have added a few of the wasps to the writing staff which we think will help give the show some good buzz i told you that joke was a dud, charlie. Put your stinger away, charlie not today. Its monday. What oh, mondays arent considered bad by wasps why is that . Oh, yeah, you dont classically have jobs. Anyway, speaking of duds, segueway, President Trump gave a town hall on fox news last night as a damning new report details how hes wasted time he could have been using to go develop a strategy for safely reopening the economy. For more on this, its time for a closer look. Seth President Trump beamed into americas living rooms last night during a fox news town hall from the Lincoln Memorial where it kind of looked like lincoln had been asked to join but was keeping his distance now, obviously the interviewers were practicing social distancing there but its more fun if you imagine they all started out sitting close together and then just scooted their chairs back a little every time trump said something insane uhhuh, oh, interesting so just any household disinfectant will work that is great to hear. And sure enough, trump made it awkward at one point by pointing to the memorial and complaining, as he has before that he, he has been treated worse than lincoln. I am greeted with a hostile press the likes of which no president has ever seen. The closest would be that gentleman right up there they always said lincoln nobody goti tream treated worse seth you have two unfiltered hours on National Television to say whatever you want to millions of people without Fact Checking or followups lincoln couldnt even get through a play without being interrupted. Im shocked the memorial didnt pull a fauci and of course, as is his want, trump rambled incoherently about god knows what for basically the entire two hours with virtually no attempt at Fact Checking or rigorous crossexamination from the moderators i guess lincoln wasnt the only statue there last night. As usual, the fox moderators let him lie freely about a bunch of verifiably untrue things and in some cases, they didnt even make him answer the question he was asked. They were less like reporters and more like the audience in an improv show. Okay to get started, i just need a oneword suggestion. Oh, ventilators thats good i think ventilators will be good. Watch him totally lose his train of thought and wander away from question that was supposed to be about the coronavirus. Do you think the election will come down to a referendum on how you handled this crisis . No. But its going to be a factor. Do you think it will be bigger than that no. I think the election is going to come down to i hope it does because weve done a great job we had no ventilators. We had no testing. We had nothing i had i inherited empty empty no ammunition our military was bad weve rebuilt our military 1. 5 trillion. We have the best military by far in the world its rebuilt its either all new or the equipments coming in, which is great. Seth what are you talking about . Is someone shining a laser pointer on the floor thats distracting you . You were asked a question about the coronavirus and you said you inherited no ammunition, which is both not relevant and also a ridiculous lie you expect everyone to believe that when you took office, soldiers were patrolling war zones without bullets . We had no ammunition. Whenever a soldier shot a gun, a little flag popped out that said, thanks, obama. and then of course, there were the typical nonsensical trumpisms where he tries to make himself sound like a tactical genius but reaches for the dumbest metaphor possible like when he was asked if he would impose new tariffs on china and said this. Were all playing a very complicated game of chess or poker, name whatever you want to name, but its not checkers. That i can tell you. Seth oh, its chess or poker . You should probably find out which game it is i see youve taken my rook but perhaps these three jacks will have something to say about that and that something is uno. So trump spent his sunday night embarrassing the Lincoln Memorial on fox news, which makes sense because hes constantly either in a state of watching fox or appearing on fox or watching himself appearing on fox. Eventually fox is just going to turn into a 24 7 feed of trump watching himself on fox like an infinity mirror. Eigh mcenany, w held her first briefing on friday and mcenanys hiring very much illustrates the feedback loop of disinformation and propaganda that exists between the Trump White House and fox news for example, in late february and early march, more than a month after the first confirmed case of coronavirus in the u. S. , mcenany went on fox channels as a spokesperson for the Trump Campaign and told outlandish lies about trumps response to the coronavirus outbreak this president will always put america first. He will always protect american citizens we will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here. Lets turn it your rallies, the president s rallies. Are you a little bit worried about holding those kind of rallies . Im not, because we have the added advantage here at the Trump Campaign that our candidate happens to be the president of the United States the president goes ahead with holding his rallies, his top doctor, top medical guy, says, dont go with big crowds. I mean, youre immediately going to be hit with this. Look, the president is the best authority on this issue seth i think whats going on here is shes playing checkers and the interviewer is playing chess. Or poker not only is trump not the best authority on this. Whenever hes around actual authorities they have to keep correcting him my favorite examples of this are when trump pitches insane coronavirus cures and the medical experts around him have to politely tell him, no, thats not a thing. Deborah, have you ever heard of, uh, the heat and the light relative to certain viruses, yes, but relative to this virus . Not as a treatment. You take a solid flu vaccine, you dont think that would have an impact or much of an impact on corona . No. Seth even the real housewives know theres stuff you dont talk about when the cameras are rolling. I mean, they have briefings before they have the press conferences and i bet theyve begged trump to get his dumb questions out then hey, before we go out in front of the American People and all those cameras, are there any, you know, miracle cures you want to ask us about now . No, no, ill wait till were out there. I got some good ones today heres a hint, hair spray and altoids. Who knows . Who knows until you say it out loud in front of the cameras . In fact, trumps fixation on miracle curealls and shortcuts is also reflected in a damning new report in the Washington Post detailing a lost month of desperation and dysfunction in which he ignored and then abandoned the goal of actually beating back the virus and instead focused on prematurely reopening the economy without a plan to do so safely for example, the post reports that trump was pusheke rudy giulirug hydroxychloroquine as a treatment for coronavirus even though it was unproven and potentially dangerous. Thats right, hydroxychloroquine remember when everyone cared about that for a second, the tamagotchi of covid cures . Well, according to the post, night after night, in late march and early april, he kept hearing about the controversial antimalarial drug on his favorite Fox News Channel programs where television doctors and commentators touted its efficacy yeah, the tv president who played a tv businessman is listening to tv doctors like dr. Oz, and dr. Phil seen here getting an xray in real time, i guess. Oof, looks like he took the president s advice on heat and light. Seriously, whats up with the aggressive blue . Looks like a spaceship had its lights on in the parking lot this is what the tsa agent sees on the monitor when a normal person goes through the airport body scanner but theres apparently one fox host in particular that has trumps ear on coronavirus issues and has actually advised him at the white house on april 3rd, fox host Laura Ingraham paid trump a visit in the oval office to talk up hydroxychloroquine. She brought with her two regular onair guests and what she dubs her medicine cabinet on april 14th, ingraham returned to the oval office to meet with the president. The fox host reiterated her belief that the country needed to open and argued for limits on Contact Tracing. So a fox host with no medical expertise is directly advising the president on a deadly pandemic while that same president hires pundits he sees on tv and fires or punishes actual experts and inspector generals who criticize him this is what you get when you make a tv star president because when youre on tv, no one ever tells you youre wrong for example, no one ever thought to tell me that i should maybe buy a shirt in a shade that isnt blue but thats what happens when youre on tv 90 of your agents job is to text you after every show and tell you youre crushing it. I mean, its different for me because, you know, 90 of the time im crushing it but i meant for other people on tv, it gives you a false sense of yourself. And in trumps case, im assuming he had an entire team of producers on set to tell him his bronzer looked realistic and then air brush whatever the hell this is so he doesnt go on tv looking like he went to the beach wearing a football helmet. And ingrahams criticism of the ageold Public Health practice of Contact Tracing is especially worrisome because its one of the main tools experts agree were going to need to contain this mess and safely reopen things we have to test people on a massive scale, isolate cases and trace their contacts to see where the outbreaks are. Lots of other major countries and several states like new york are beginning to do this and Contact Tracing is a thing weve already done successfully for decades for things like tuberculosis, measles and sexually transmitted infections. And yet during a segment that trump probably saw, ingraham and trumps toothless dracula, rudy giuliani, actually laughed at new yorks plan to implement Contact Tracing for coronavirus. Michael bloomberg is going to handle the tracing, army of tracers in new york, we learned today. Thats totally ridiculous yeah. An army of tracers then we should trace everybody for cancer yeah. Army of tracers we should trace everybody for cancer yeah. And Heart Disease, and, uh, and obesity, and, i mean, a lot of things kill you more than more than covid19 so we should be traced for all those things seth oh, my god. Its for transmissible diseases, you secondtier jeff dunham puppet you cant catch Heart Disease on the subway, you know, unless you accidentally step onto an empty car and nearly have a heart attack oh, my god. Whats that smell . These are the people whispering in trumps ear about a deadly pandemic and in cases like mcenanys, theyre the people hes hiring trump apparently decided to reward mcenany for her Blind Loyalty by making her White House Press secretary. And on friday, she seamlessly transitioned from fox news liar to white house liar by holding her first press briefing and making this absurd comment reporter will you pledge never to lie to us from that podium i will never lie to you you have my word on that seth wow, she managed to break her promise before she finished making her promise. Thats impressive. Its like a mobius strip of [ bleep ]. And then sure enough, mcenany completed the fox news feedback loop by taking time out of her First Official press briefing to advertise trumps fox news town hall and brag about his tv ratings. Everyone should watch the fox news town hall with the president from 7 00 to 9 00 p. M. It will be a cantmiss Television Much like the highly rated President Trump Coronavirus Task force briefings have been. Seth oh, cool. So in the middle of a deadly pandemic, the White House Press secretary is like a glorified Tv Guide Channel. Looking for willful ignorance from a soulless sociopath . Check out the fox news town hall at 7 00. Also can we assume youre watching the Tv Guide Channel again because youve finished every show on every streaming service . In that case, welcome back. The president spent precious time rambling for hours on state tv even as the Washington Post detailed the lost month of dithering and disarray more than 65,000 americans have died and at least 30 million are out of work. What were seeing yet again when it matters most is that trump has the intellect and emotional maturity of a child flipping over the table after losing a very complicated game of chess or poker seth this has been a closer look. Since this crisis started, weve been asking people to help city harvest. So please continue to give more and more new yorkers are turning to them to keep food on their tables there is a website on your screen where you can donate. Well be right back with Ricky Gervais. Announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. vo verizon knows how to build unlimited right. Start with americas most awarded network. Give people more plans to mix and match at a price built for everyone. With 700 off our best phones when you switch. Because everyone deserves the best. This is unlimited built right. Does your deodorant protect you all day . We put dove men care to the test with mike who transforms homes for those in need. I feel comfortable and protected all day long. Dove men care 48h freshness with triple action moisturizer. woman is there vo atural litter that actuallyat tidy cats,. Your wish. Is our latest littervention. Naturally strong, with odorabsorbing activated charcoal. 100 natural, 100 powerful. Theres a tidy cats for that hold on one second. Sure. Okay. Okay safe drivers save 40 guys guys check it out. Safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 thats safe drivers save 40 . It is, thats safe drivers save 40 . Hes right there. Its him hes here. Hes right here. Hi hi. Hey thats totally him. Its him thats totally the guy. Safe drivers do save 40 . Click or call for a quote today. Seth you know our next guest from the office and extras. He has the Second Season of after life on netflix now. Please welcome back to the show Ricky Gervais. Ricky, how are you holding up . Good. Yeah, good strange times, but yeah. It doesnt make a lot of difference to me, apart from the gigs that are postponed. I never went out much. I was always on the couch by 6 00 p. M. , drinking wine, watching netflix so, you know, its its no different to me if im honest. Seth im a pretty indoorfriendly guy as well. And i feel like when it gets nice out, people always judge me for not being outside. And now i feel as though they judge me well for staying inside so its kind of working out for me in regards to that as well. Yeah, im doing im doing and ive got a little bit of a you know, we got a garden, so i make jane play badminton with me all the time shes a novelist, so she usually got the house to herself. Im usually in my office down the street so, for her its like having a toddler home [ light laughter ] ive never heard this so often shes going, okay, shh, shush up wait a minute. Yeah, i just got let me just finish this sentence. So [ laughter ] its a nightmare for her, but also you wont hear me complain. Seth yeah, i mean its obviously, its incredibly easy for people like you and i when you consider what theyre going through every day. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, i got we mustnt complaint. Seth no, no complaints from me ricky, i cant help but notice a number of awards behind you. Is it safe to assume those are your trophies . They are. Just a just a small percentage of them in this [ laughter ] im surrounded by them [ laughter ] its probably why the wifi isnt very good, because its interfering. Seth oh, right, the metal. [ laughter ] theres so much theres so much metal in this room. Yes, this is they are my awards this is really my office in my house. I use this to do zoom, because its the smallest room in the house. I thought it wouldnt echo the other rooms are huge [ laughter ] seth oh, just massive rooms, right . Massive in fact, we play badminton seth rooms with massive echoes inside seth yeah. Sometimes seth you do you think that you mentioned you canceled showsinting, but at le you can reschedule them. Do you think were going to go be seeing comedy live again yeah. Seth one of these days yeah, theyre not canceled, but, you know, youve got to put it far enough ahead so it doesnt happen again we just dont know, you know but, i also know the size of the arenas im playing, even if they start going back soon, there will be a 100 people, then a 1000, then 5000, and then 10,000. So, i postponed them to, you know, to next year just in case. But sure, you know, we do it when people are feeling good and, what can you do its not safe. It would be irresponsible and were not allowed. But, i think even if they said you could, id worry id worry a little bit i know theres this school of thought that we should just be going back to normal but, i dont know, ill err on the side of caution. Best find out whats happening first. Seth i think caution is a good idea. You received attention not just for a Second Season of after life this week, but also, you have a very prescient comment in 2016, a tweet and well put it up on the screen here, where you basically said the fact that bleach has to have do not drink on the label means donald trump might be president. Do you feel any reward in coming to the conclusion of how prescient that was, or does it just no. Seth fill you with dread sometimes you dont want to be right but seth yeah. Right but the worst thing about his comment about drinking disinfectant, apart from the fact that it, you know, cause death, was the he said it the day that after life two launched on netflix. And it was the second biggest trend in the world on twitter, after life two the first biggest trend was disinfectant so, he affected me personally, and thats my beef with that [ laughter ] seth thats the line you will not forgive him for crossing [ laughter ] no, everything else, im cool but, yeah. Seth we also i dont know when were going to have award shows again. And so, im particularly happy that we got to see you host the globes last year i always delight now, did you enjoy going back and hosting the globes again i did it just it seems like a bygone era, all the things you worry about, you know . When the i you know, the last couple of times ive done it, they offered me to and i said, no at first and they persuaded me and this was no different. I said no, then they persuaded me through flattery and cash and the first thing i thought of christmas is ruined, so i wrote jokes. But yeah, i had a blast. And then, it was so funny, because i think you hosted the emmys, didnt you . You were seth yeah. You were brilliant. I thought it was i thought you were seth thank you absolutely brilliant. But, you probably put a lot of work in. And i heard that most presenters, like, they really work hard for weeks. They have a team of writers, and they go in, you know, a few weeks before and out again i cant do that because i live in london. So, i turned up the day before with like a piece of paper and ive got about 20 jokes, all right . And all you have to do, i dont show it to anyone, i dont have to, i dont rehearse or anything like that. But, i do have to show it to a lawyer just to make sure i dont break the law and libel anyone or, you know, break taste and decency. And i never have ive always read it to a lawyer, you know, an hour before and theyve gone, yeah, thats fine thats fine. This time i went into the room and there was about 15 now, i dont know if that was theyre getting more nervous about me or the times have changed, you know. Seth sure. But, obviously networks are very nervous and this is like prime time, you know it goes out 5 00 p. M. In l. A so anyway so i do the monologue. Its a tough crowd, 15 executives and some lawyers right . But, i do it, and its fine. You know, they say that there was you know, there was an isis joke about they sign up to a streaming service. They do anything, these actors there was a thing about sweat shops, and i went, yes, thats fine fair satire. There was a joke about the two popes film being a pedophile movie. They went, fine. The big discussion was the riff on the movie cats. Seth sure. So, dame judi dench, said it was the role she was born to play cause she likes nothing more than plumping herself down on the carpet, lifting her leg and licking her own minge. Now, they worried about minge, right . I said, its a british term its a cute term its not offensive at all. Its not a swear word. They went, oh, okay. And then, one of them looked it up and said, it says vulgar term for vagina. And i went, well, all slang is going to be its a vulgar term, isnt it . I said, what can i do . And the lawyer went, you can say vagina. And i went, im not going to say vagina thats worse thats so clinical im not taking judi dench. And he went, i take it back. Right . So, we went through words that i might be all im trying to do is them not bleep it, because it sort of ruins it so, i persuaded them that minge was fine, okay such a weird we went through, i said, what about flange . And they went, oh, thats a part that will confuse people. So, im desperate. So, we settle on minge right . And they said they wouldnt bleep it and they still did but, i knew they would, so i pointed. So seth a workaround. You found a workaround [ laughter ] so, you know, when i host award shows, you know, theres so much discussion about whats too far, whats not too far i assume that you, even if when youre working by yourself, you have to know that people expect you to have at least two or three twopart jokes are those fun to look for . Yeah, i mean, i think you can do it i think you can do it in generalcan go to the elephan the room if something really awful has happened the joke about felicity huffman, you know, making the number plates again, its those things that, you know, are in the room, and theyre fine i try and go for their, as i say, their behavior in general and i go after hollywood pretension, you know and this year i thought, i went after the fact that a hypocrisy, i guess, that people were tired of being lectured by people are tired of being told to recycle by someone who came to that gig in a limo and got a private jet to the limo. U sort build to it. And i think if youre going i think thats exciting enough for people you dont have to go crazy and really undermine the moral fabric of america. Youre teasing rich people who are winning awards, you know its not a room of Wounded Soldiers these are theyre fine. Theyre fine seth well, its always fun watching you do it and we will be right back with more Ricky Gervais we stick together, for worse or for better yeah through any kind of weather, yo youre my friend in need. come on, come on we stick together, we make the sunshine brighter, we make it all feel better, youre my, youre my, woo, yeah youre my family. yo youre my family. Come on tucker, lets go. K . Tuck, tuck, do you want a walk boy . Tucker, do you want to go out . When the whole family needs an excuse to get out, nutros clean recipe will help your dog keep up. Day trips are better than daydreams. Experience the thrill of a bigger world, in a lexus highperformance vehicle. Visit your local lexus dealer, in person or online, for exceptional offers, at the golden opportunity sales event. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. Is all about protecting one thing the fun anywhere under the sun fun. Sidewalk fun longlasting fun poolside fun. Banana boat sunscreen lasts as long as the fun does. At tmobile, you dont have to choose between a Great Network and the best prices. We give you both. Switch your family from at t or verizon to tmobile and you will save up to 50 off your Current Service and smart phones. 50 with three or more lines of essentials with unlimited talk, text and data. All on a network built with our best signals for coverage. And keep your current phones. Well pay them off up to 450 bucks each. Now get an Amazing Network for an amazing price. Only at tmobile. Seth were back with Ricky Gervais. And its Star Wars Day its may the 4th are you excited about may the 4th, ricky its a date, isnt it im im always excited. Im excited about every day. Every i celebrate every day [ light laughter ] i dont know how long ive got left so its like, every day becomes a bigger percentage of my time left on earth. So i celebrate it more and more. Seth you i want to congratulate you on the Second Season of after life. This is a fantastic show its really funny but its also about you know, its about things like depression, addiction, just in general, mortality. Is this always i mean, obviously, you know, i think from watching your comedy, people have always thought these are interesting to you was it an undertaking, to sort of write about it . I guess ive always been attracted to boo subjects as a comedian, particularly standup i like to do that because i want to take the audience to a sort of scary place so i think thats fun for me i think comedians in general sort of like doing that. We like being scary to some extent and comedy is a relief, isnt it its like, i want to take you to a scary forest and out through the other side and its all sunny and lovely everything ive done has been vaguely existential. You know, the office is about being in making the most of your life. Derek was about the end of your life. And this is explicitly its about, you know, losing the love of your life and i suppose ask the big question, if you lose everything, is life still worth living and that was the sort of the jumpin a man who loses everything, hes gonna kill himself but the dogs hungry he doesnt he decides to punish the world so thats the high concept of it and then i think it was because after the first season, ive never had a reaction like it people writing me letters, coming up to me in the street and saying, oh, i lost my brother three weeks before i watched it or i lost my mum last year. And they really identify with it i liked the fact there was this show about grief and depression. And they, you know, they they like the character, they identify with the character. So i thought then i would have to treat it with, you know, a lot of respect thats why he couldnt just get better so hes going through the seven stages of grief. And so were watching his journey. And hes trying to be well and hes trying to be a good person but hes really hurt. And that sounds really dark and depressing but actually its quite uplifting because, you know, hes got a nice bunch of friends and family but hes wounded. And the comedy comes from that as well, because he says and does what he wants now he thinks hes got nothing to lose so i suppose we sort of live vicariously through his candor hes so free and hes only burdened by conscience and doing the right thing. So thats thats the conflict hes a nice man whos lost everything and hes angry and hurt. And what better subject for comedy seth i one of the most interesting comparisons for me is, because he presents as someone who doesnt need anything, its really funny to watch you play him because i do consider david brent to be the person who presents as the most needy person in the world. And so it is a really interesting just to compare the two side by side is obviously a very different performance style. Well thats it, because david brent, the big joke there is his blind spot. Were laughing at the difference between how he sees himself and how we see him, you know hes a buffoon who wants to be taken seriously. And thats the static of the comedy equipped to do, and thats whats funny i suppose tony in after life is sort of the opposite. Hes very selfaware he knows whats going on and he hates it and thats sort of interesting too. But i suppose i suppose youre right, the big where theyre similar and why were all similar is that deep down, we all want to be loved. And we all need a hug whether we admit it or not. And i think that its breaking this he tried to turn himself into a psychopath so he wouldnt feel pain but he cant because hes not a psychopath. So thats the thing theyve got in common, really. As i say, everyone has we all want to be loved, deep down even you seth you another thing consistent ive always found about your shows is theres always like one or two people in the casting that i feel like if it wasnt for you finding them, would never have been on television and it strikes me that you have gone out of your way to cast people that looked and behaved like regular people. Exactly and its so funny, because i sometimes get comments, like, what freaks, what a freak show on telly well, no, theyre only a freak show compared to people like brad pitt and, you know, tom cruise but thats what most english people look like they look more like the people i cast thats normal here we are a freak show. So seth yes thanks for bringing that up seth its an antidote to downton abbey. Anyone whos watching downton abbey, thinking thats how england is, just check out afterlife. And you might this might be the first show that you will do a third season of. Are you are you actively considering that yeah. Again, you know, i even did the first season like it could end there in case i got knocked over by a bus but it went down really well it was the mostwatched british sitcom in the world, apparently. I think thats a reflection of how big netflix are, though. I cant take credit for that, really but people enjoyed it, so i did a second because i really i loved writing it i loved directing it i loved the cast so i think for the first time ever, i might do a third but its got to go down the storm again. I dont want to do an unwanted encore just because i can get paid but it seems to be it seems to be on the cards if things carry on like they are, yeah, probably a third season seth well, thats really exciting congrats on season two its always wonderful to see you. Thanks for being here, ricky cheers. Devin, did you know geico is now offering an extra 15 percent credit on car and motorcycle policies . Ok . Thats 15 percent on top of what geico could already save you. So what are you waiting for . Dj khaled to be your motivational coach . Yo devin remember to brush in a circle motion. Thank you. Dj. Khaled. Tiny circles, devin. Do another one. Another one. Is this good . Put in that work, devin. Dont give up. Geico. Save an extra 15 when you switch by october 7th. Save an extra 15 step up. Prep up. Up. Prep up. To help keep you free from the risk of hiv. From the makers of truvada, theres another prep option descovy for prep. A oncedaily prescription medicine that helps lower the chances of getting hiv through sex. Its not for everyone. Descovy for prep has not been studied in people assigned female at birth. Talk to your doctor to find out if its right for you. Step up. For health and body. Prep up for your one and only love or many loves. For kings, this queen, and you royals in between. For my now. Our now. And my future. Our future. Step up. Prep up. Descovy is another way to prep. Descovy does not prevent other sexually transmitted infections, so its important to use safer sex practices and get tested regularly. You must be hivnegative to take descovy for prep. So you need to get tested for hiv immediately before and at least every 3 months while taking it. If you think you were exposed to hiv or have flulike symptoms, tell your doctor right away. They may check to confirm you are still hivnegative. Serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems and kidney failure. Rare, lifethreatening side effects include a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems. The most common side effect was diarrhea. Tell your doctor about all the medicines and supplements you take, or if you have kidney or liver problems, including hepatitis. If you have hepatitis b, do not stop taking descovy without talking to your doctor. Ask your doctor about your risk of hiv and if descovy for prep is right for you. Words are loud but actions are louder. Step up. Prep up. With descovy for prep. Get help paying for descovy for prep. Learn more at stepupprepup. Com digiorno has 7 delicious crusts. And your family food critics will rave. Rising crust is freshbaked deliciousness. Stuffed crust is literally mouthwatering. Theres a fivestar pizza for everyone in your family to love. Its not delivery, its digiorno. Cool . Drop the taco. Get in the car. Does this sentra feel like a compromise to you . Wait, what. . The handling is good, right . No compromise there. Nope watch this. Umm. Bbrie. Brie brie rear automatic braking. So if this Nissan Sentra isnt gonna compromise, why should you . Youre right atta girl. The allnew Nissan Sentra. With more standard safety features than any other car in its class. With more standard safety features when we closed our wynn committed instantly to keeping all 15,000 team members onboard. We then focused our fivestar level of service to all who needed it. We made improvements to peoples lives. We strove to be better and we made people happy. This closure may have temporarily taken us out of wynn and encore, but it couldnt take the wynn and encore out of us. And now, we are proud to welcome you back. Seth ive known my brother josh all his life but it wasnt until last week that we saw an uncanny resemblance to California Governor Gavin Newsom so here it is again, california resident josh meyers as the governor of california good afternoon. Despite what you might have heard from places like washington, d. C. , florida or your cousin doug who is not a reliable source on facts, the coronavirus hasnt gone away in california, weve bent the curve like a thick necked bodybuilder on venice beach but unfortunately the virus is still here just like devin nunes who recently started podcasting from his house with his laptop perched on what appeared to be a squatty potty. How apropos. And again, let me stress that as a gavin, it brings me no joy to attack a devin were supposed to be natural allies in fact, the gavins and devins were two of the founding clans of california. And it was a caveman gavin who first uttered to a caveman devin the now famous california line, sup, bro. Moving on, the california weather continues to be absolutely stellar and i know people are eager to go out, get their grub on, do some maxin and also a good deal of relaxin. But stayathome orders are still in effect. Some californians continue to thumb their noses at these orders which are intended to save lives but this virus is like the movie point break. Its going to stand the test of time and its nothing like the remake of point break. It came out in 2015 without most people even noticing it was a thing. Now, i dont watch a lot of tv because im the governor, and i have more important things to do but ive noticed that the president isnt the only one who has received National Coverage of his daily press briefingsa us presence on the boob tube. And ive been told many consider him the hot governor and dont get me wrong, hes a handsome man but if you think hes the hot governor, all i have to say is, look. Thats it. Just look. Ill give you a few seconds. I dont get it is it a time zone thing . Because if you think hes hot, just wait three hours. Again, goodlooking guy. Were all Wearing Masks here, not blindfolds, right . But back to the matter at hand in order to track potential coronavirus outbreaks, please be on the lookout for symptoms such as fever, sore throat or loss of taste. An example of loss of taste would we are going to get through this you know, back in the 1800s, Horace Greeley said, go west, young man. Go west. And sure enough, californias golden coastline was waiting for those brave souls willing to make the journey and it will still be here after this is all over and to devin nunes, maybe you want to go just a little further west maybe you walk into the pacific and keep going destiny calls, broham all right. Stay safe. Stay home. Stay gold. Seth well be right back with more late night. Right now, there are over a million Walmart Associates doing their best to keep our nation going. Because despite everything thats changed, one thing hasnt and thats our devotion to you and our communities. Our priority will always be to keep you and our associates safe, while making sure you can still get the essentials you need. cat 2 flook at that cat 1 its made with real farmraised chicken cat 2 i gotta get my paws on that cat 1 its friskies farm favorites cat 2 the winning farmula. woman vo feed their fantasy. Friskies cat 1 look friskies ocean favorites yum clean. Tone. Spin sprint. Slam. Pan battle. Roll drum. Joust. Scuba. Swim surf. Surf. Surf. Surf boost. Bike. Balance. Board dance. Roll. Rock. Kick. Flip. Dog. Dive [ chuckles ] so, what are some Key Takeaways from this commercial . Did any of you hear the bundle your home and auto part . I like that, just not when it comes out of her mouth. Yeah, as a mother, i wouldnt want my kids to see that. Good mom. To see wait. Im sorry. What . Dont kids see enough violence as it is . Ive seen violence. Maybe we turn the word bundle into a character, like mr. Bundles. Top o the bundle to you. [ laughter ] bundle, bundle, bundle. My kids would love that. Yeah. Bundle, bundle, bundle. vo verizon knows how to build unlimited right. Start with americas most awarded network. Give people more plans to mix and match at a price built for everyone. With 700 off our best phones when you switch. Because everyone deserves the best. This is unlimited built right. Announcer for more late night, go to latenightseth. Com. Follow us on instagram and twitter latenightseth and be sure to check us out on youtube and facebook head over to itunes to subscribe to the late night with seth meyers podcast. Youll get a closer look and more downloaded right to your phone. Hi. Were glad you came in. Whats on your mind . Can you help keep these guys protected online . Easy. Connect to the xfi gateway. What about wireless data options for the family . You can customize and save. What about internet speeds that can keep up with my gaming . Lets hook you up with the Fastest Internet from xfinity. And now with our stores reopening, were putting Healthy Practices in place. Come visit a store today. Stop in or book an appointment online at a time that works for you. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Ask. Shop. Discover at your local xfinity store today. Seth tonight id like to close with a segment called who i miss, in which i will tell you about crew members who with each passing day i realize i cannot do without. They are happily safe and healthy at home, but they are not with me. Seth i miss gene kelly gene kelly is one of our cameramen. Hes also not this gene kelly. A comedy writers dream is a person with the same name as a famous person that looks nothing like that famous person. Another comedy writers dream is when that person has a milliondollar voice genes voice is so good, that hes been put in multiple sketches over the years. Heres one where he puts me to sleep. The show is over, suns gone down our sleepy host must rest his precious crown seth gene also has a very recognizable warm and loving laugh. Its a laugh i love to hear yet for some reason gene will often be the only one laughing at a joke that i tell in front of a studio audience. So, its just me, bombing with a joke, followed by what is clearly gene chuckling from behind the camera. I always thought there was no sound quieter than just gene laughing until i started doing shows in my attic. The point is, i miss gene. Seth i want to thank my guest, Ricky Gervais i want to thank my brother, josh meyers. I want to thank my friends, fred armisen and the 8g band stay tuned for lilly singh. Stay safe. Wash your hands. We love you. Daniel tonight on a little late with Lilly Singh Lilly some of these girls can isolate their booty cheeks when they twerk just like [ laughter ] yeah daniel and lilly Chris Sullivan and sex educator shan boodram. Dabbing is when you take your own natural lubrication and you apply it like perfume. Lilly wait, i have so many [ laughter ] followup questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lilly youre gonna use your talent to pitch gen z on having more sex youre gonna have a list of 10 words that you cannot use while you pitch sex. How do you say that one vagina. [ buzzer ] [ laughter and applause gotcha. Daniel coming up

© 2024 Vimarsana

comparemela.com © 2020. All Rights Reserved.