Something really cool called working it out. Lets get to the news. And this is you and a fellow while touring the southern border yesterday in arizona, comedian, more often than not, President Trump signed a plaque, commemorating the 200th mile of border wall. You know the borders like 2,000 someone you know fairly well miles long, right . Seems a little premature what does the plaque say, to be continued trump must be one of those guys basically doing what you would who takes the burrito out of the be doing in clubs with each other on social media. Microwave with 40 seconds to go. Yeah. The ice crystals are so its, like, ive been doing refreshing its the best part. It as a podcast called working thats right President Trump visited the u. S. It out. Mexico border yesterday for the and i want to pressure you to first time this year, but they got him back come on. Seth i do want to do it. I really want to do it we got a runner and so i work on new you can give him a head start. Were going to catch him. Material according to a new poll, the most popular choice among and its important for me to College Students to be former convince people like you to come Vice President bidens running mate is senator on because it actually is Elizabeth Warren what does she have that i dont collaborative. Like, i have had people like have, yelled on, amy klobuchar, john mulaney and Hannah Gadsby who did not expect so many and they give different types of feedback answers. Whoa, whoa, whoa, one at a time, one at a time. Because i want feedback. Leaders of the European Union i have no audience right now are reportedly considering a ban on american tourists when seth right and so, like, heres a bit borders reopen in july because that ive been working on, which is sort of my most existential of how the u. S. Is handling the coronavirus. And also, you know, all the other reasons. Pandemicish themed bit, which coronavirus might just be a cover in this case is that ive never been a President Trump met with the religious person, but im starting to think i should start president of poland today. So it was a lot of, yeah, my own religion. Uhhuh, no, i have heard that one, but yeah, no, keep going. And its called nobody knows. Amazon has reportedly signed a lease for a 1 million and if you venmo me 5, youre a squarefoot warehouse in member of nobody knows new york city so that two employees can go back to work seth gotcha. Safely and if you venmo me 500, an extremely rare star wars ill tell you the secret but, actually, i could tell you action figure has gone up for auction and is expected to sell the secret for more than 225,000 its nobody knows. Seth its nobody knows and if you venmo me 5 million apparently, its an intricately sculpted figure of a female seth okay. You will be flown in a private jet to a secret island, audience member. And you will be blindfolded and a dog in tennessee named august is believed to be the oldest walked to the edge of a volcano, living golden retriever at 20 years old. And i will whisper into your ear damn, that dog is so old, he thinks his owners never coming nobody knows. Home when shes still in the and but you must never speak room that dog is so old, the last of it. Bone he ate was one of his own seth sure. But one day, you can take that dogs so old, whenever he stands up, everyone in the someone else on that jet to that family feels sad all right, you know what, these same island and charge them arent working 5 million also, those jokes were submitted and, seth, what youre probably as being from both ian and mike, thinking right now is, mike, what youre describing is a because obviously they wanted me pyramid scheme, and id say, to know it was a twoman job sure, seth, but its also a they put their Heads Together in metaphor. That one, ian morgan and mike scollins. Seth thats wonderful. And finally, a new yorkbased [ laughter ] Bidet Company announced this week that it is offering to pay do you have any tips . Someone 10 thousand to study seth its good maybe i feel like you could their Bathroom Habits over the instead of a volcano, you could summer bring them to the edge of a so this would be your job by night, and then you could have a pyramid earlier on regular job bidet. Oh, thats nice seth right, like tip that you know, ian wrote that one too this is a pyramid scheme like, i wasnt hiding it, i without mike and i think if theres any promise. Takeaway here, ian, its that you dont need mike, buddy i brought you to a physical hes bringing you down pyramid. Thats right. Hes tricking you into writing i mean, thats the kind of stuff sad jokes about an old dog ive been writing lately like its so i mean, and you got to break free of mike obviously, were living in, you can do it ian. Like, upside down universe break free of him. Its you know, every you that was the monologue we got a great show for you tonight. Literally cant keep track of hes a very funny comedian and good friend of our show. Mike birbiglia is back what happens in a day newswise and you know her from girls seth yeah. And so i end up writing these trip and the hate u give. She is currently starring in black monday, which returns sort of like, i dont know, this sunday, regina hall will be here these sort of existential bits but first, a closer look. Seth well, it was seth hello everyone, and welcome back to the attic. Interesting because you reached if you have been following my out to me in doing it right when this started threemonthsplus journey up yep seth like, one or two. Here, you know weve had to work and i thought, oh, yeah, out some kinks great. I started taking notes there have been book shenanigans, an infestation of then when we started i didnt adorable wasps, my hair part realize how long this would take or whether wed do the show. Mysteriously switching sides, so we started doing the show but because you were coming on, and then on top of all that, i went back and looked at my some helpful eagleeyed viewers notes. And it is weird how what was caught a bit of an irregularity funny, what i was thinking about comedically seems very small and from our monday show, something that can only be described as an accidental cameo i assure you we are looking into very like, this and that and, this problem and we will have it fixed. Oh, now would not be a good time as i have repeatedly told my to work out these bits many famous friends, the door is do you know what i mean . Well, i mean, thats the thing about comedy is its always about finding the line. Not to be abused for walkons or and you want to get close to the plugs. Line, you dont want to cross and i certainly dont want to be the line responsible for anyone getting trapped in there, especially not but the line changes all the Time Academy Award nominee and when youre in a global ethan hawke. Pandemic, like even what the because, you know, that man show is about, which is like commits. If he gets trapped in there, approaching middle age and its going to be like 12 years thinking about death bec boyhood style. Entirely subjective. And speaking of things that feel like theyve gone on for 12 years, President Trump, yes, the segues are back, and his allies on fox news have settled than it did before the pandemic. On a strategy for getting reelected seth yeah. Economic oh, sorry, i read i also think there is a lot of that wrong comedians will approach a topic racism their strategy is racism for more on this, its time for a closer look. From the perspective of heres my complaint about, right . Seth every day brings fresh yes new evidence of the depravity and amoral criminality of the seth and right now i feel like any time you complain about Trump Administration anything, you have to preface it the details may differ, but in with, now, obviously, there are many ways, it feels like the same day over and over again bigger things going on its like were all bill murray of course seth look. In groundhog day, except no im sure youre going to figure one is learning the piano and we out how to do it were all going to figure out still hate ned ryerson how to do it get lost, ned but when you sit down and youre like, what do i want to do this is groundhog day if the standup about now . Its like oh, boy. Ceremony was waiting for the no. I think about that all time. Groundhog to make his way down like, theres Something Like as trivial that i was working out the ramp no matter what, it takes him six on the show about, like, i more weeks of winter to get from the top to the bottom. Travel for my job and i stay in congress could spend the next decade investigating trump and hotels, and ive never drank the still not get to everything. Hes a racist tax cheat who mini liquor bottles from the profits from his office, wants to slow down testing for a mini bar pandemic he ignored. But im triple digits on glass hes facing new accusations that he extorted multiple countries jars of peanut m ms, which i to interfere in our elections. And just today, we heard damning believe is the most sexiest, congressional testimony from a prosecutor in the roger stone most artisanal packaging for the least artisanal snack food item. Case alleging the Top Justice Department officials intervened seth yes to get favorable treatment for and my observation about the peanut m m is that if you suck stone because he was a political ally of the president. On it long enough, its just a at a house judiciary peanut Committee Hearing later today, a federal prosecutor plans to testify that and if you suck on that long enough, you can taste pure attorney general william barr shame. And at a certain point, the and his top deputies gave shame starts to morph into inappropriate orders on cases in pride. And youre thinking, i should an effort to cater to president i should eat a couple hundred trump. Roger stone was treated more of these. Differently because of politics. And then youre, like, i should run a marathon what i heard repeatedly was that then you dont and then you end up with type ii this leniency was happening diabetes because of stones relationship [ laughter ] to the president , that the seth see, youre finding a acting u. S. Attorney for the way into all this stuff. District of columbia was thats a trivial thats on receiving heavy pressure from the more trivial end of the joke the highest levels of the department of justice and that spectrum seth yes his instructions to us were but there is still a place for based on political that as well considerations hey, mike, i will do that podcast. And i was told that the acting i look forward to it u. S. Attorney was giving stone a yes seth its always great break because he was afraid of seeing you thank you so much for making the president of the united states. Timeok, seth of course theyre afraid of the president. The new one, everybody look at him. Well be right back with more looks like something from a legend they tell kids in a small irish village to make them do their homework finish your maths, liam, or the fire gollum will climb into the window and eat your hands. Cheetos has popcorn now . Hell eat your hands, liam. Looks like something that would pop out at you on an amazon hey, im going to need you to. Never mind. River cruise anaconman. Whoo, hoohoo that one deserves an attic highfive. Cant touch this. Attic highfive help you cant touch this. [ clap ] the president subverted the rule of law to get favorable you cant touch this. Treatment for a political ally and key gobetween in russias you cant touch this. Criminal conspiracy to help i trust you. Trump win the 2016 election. Stop, a guy who, setting aside all the evidence against him, looks like hammer time an obvious criminal. I mean, he just looks like a i touched it villain who would try to steal new cheetos popcorn. Its a cheetos thing. The tardis from doctor who if you didnt know he was an adviser to trump, youd think he was a times square weirdo clean. Tone. Spin pretending to be james spader sprint. Slam. Pan from the blacklist. Battle. Roll hey lady, do your kids want a drum. Joust. Scuba. Swim picture with red surf. Surf. Surf. Surf you know, red from the blacklist. boost. Bike. Balance. Board dance. Roll. Rock. And hey, since we mentioned kick. Flip. Dog. Dive james spader, i also want to mention that my summer goal continues to be growing my hair long enough to look like James Spaders character steff from pretty in pink. Im going to go out and buy the suit and everything. Of course, the only thing i cant buy is that spader confidence ah, one day. And the stone news comes just days after trumps doj ousted one of the most powerful prosecutors in the country, the u. S. Attorney for the Southern District new york. Thats the Office Currently overseeing several investigations of trump and his allies including trumps lawyer and sundowning gremlin Rudy Giuliani. Finish your science project too, liam, or the potato vampire will fly through your window and you know limu,g after all these years kick. Flip. Dog. Dive steal your pills its the ones that got away that haunt me the most. I dont know what he wants your pills for, liam. I just know hes coming. [ squawks ] if that paper mache volcano isnt done come morning, liam. cause youre not like everybody else. Thats why Liberty Mutual customizes your car insurance, trump is using the cover of a series of acute National Crises so you only pay for what you need. From institutional racism and what . Police brutality to the oh, i said. Pandemic, to the economic crash, uh, this is my floor. To dismantle the rule of law, nooo and protect himself and his cronies. Its like if nixon had managed only pay for what you need. To distract everyone from watergate by crashing his car liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Into a dairy queen there are days when it can feel difficult to fully capture the gravity of the situation were in but then there are other days when you realize there really are no words to convey just how seismically historically earth shatteringly stupid everything is right now like yesterday when the president spoke to an auditorium of socalled students for trump in a state, arizona, which is currently seeing a recordsetting spike in coronavirus cases. And he amped up the crowd with this super racist comment. Theres never been anything where they have so many names. [10th gen intel bong] i could give you 19 or 20 names for that, right . Its got all different names wuhan. I can tell that they used your milk, matilda. Great job wuhan was catching on. [moo] youre welcome. Coronavirus, right breyers Natural Vanilla is made with 100 grade a milk and cream and only sustainably farmed vanilla. Kung flu better starts with breyers. [ cheering ] kung flu cool . Seth you know, racists like to complain that the rules are drop the taco. Get in the car. Changing all the time and they dont know whats okay to say, does this sentra feel like a compromise to you . What isnt but that would have been racist wait, what. . In 1920. The handling is good, right . No compromise there. If clara bow had said that, nope watch this. Shed have been canceled bows got to go. Umm. Bbrie. Brie brie thats like something a racist fourth grader would spraypaint rear automatic braking. In the bathroom and get expelled so if this Nissan Sentra isnt gonna compromise, for. Unless that school required why should you . Twothirds of the senate to vote youre right to expel, in which case, Susan Collins would be telling atta girl. The allnew Nissan Sentra. Us, i think timmy has learned with more standard safety features his lesson in regards to than any other car in its class. Spraypainting [ hissing hes spraypainting behind me right now, isnt he . I dont know what to say anymore, man he just sucks so hard, just a thoroughly cretinously, irredeemable mr. Tomato head slinking back to the white house like he just got kicked out of a party at studio 54 for doing whippets in the bathroom he has to be the biggest douche on earth and i say ock is out there somewhere filling up a pair of flag pants with chili dog farts. Its especially disheartening to hear the audience losing their minds like gallagher just walked out with a watermelon. Now, the audience was supposed to be students for trump, and im just guessing, but the word students in students for trump probably has a pretty loose definition theyre probably students the way trump is, you know, married. But dont worry. Trump made sure to follow up his trademark racism with some breathtaking stupidity, too. Covid, covid19, covid. I say whats the 19, covid19, some people cant explain what the 19 give me covid19 i said, thats an odd name. What do you think it means . Covid19, of course, is when a freshman goes off to covid and they gain weight, sometimes as much as 19 pounds. The covid19, if you will. I mean, why do you think they call it the 2020 election . Do you think you need perfect eyesight to vote of course, as always when he says some people, he means himself. Thats his trademark way of admitting he doesnt know something. As soon as someone explains to him what the 19 stands for, you can be sure hell say Something Like, people dont know this, but the 19 stands for the year it was discovered. Thats something most people just found out very recently and not something they were told multiple times, but they forgot because they dont really listen to meetings. Now that hes overseen one of the most catastrophic periods in american history, from a pandemic he ignored to an economic crash he has no interest in stopping, this is all trump has left, doubling down on explicit racism. He and his allies on the right have very few tricks left in their reelection bag. Theyve apparently settled on a strategy of racist fear mongering about black lives matter protests, undermining the integrity of the election itself, and assuring you that the president s right arm is Strong Enough to hold a glass of water. Normally, when someones eager to show you they can hold a cup on their own, that cup has a minion on it at this moment, states like seth america is three months into the coronavirus pandemic. Arizona and texas are experiencing recordsetting and at this point, weve all covid spikes, and americans are been told to wash our hands camping out for hours in the about two million times. Heat to apply for unemployment but whats the right way to do it youd think viewers tuning into here to tell us, is one of our writers, jenny hagel the news would want to hear some words of assurance about those hey, seth crises from the president , instead fox news chose to run seth hey, jenny. So what is the right way to wash with this very real headline your hands from trumps rally in tulsa. Great question. Trump used two hands to drink to make sure your hands are germ free, wash them for 20 seconds water to avoid getting tie wet make sure you wash the tops of your hands, to your palms, your wow, you guys are doing some thumbs, and the tips of your gradea journalism over there. Fingers. If you do that 12 to 24 times a it reminds me of that famous day, your hands will be in great headline the day after the shape. Gettysburg address, lincoln peed pants to avoid going in hat. Seth oh my god they are really scraping the jenny. Bottom of the barrel what . It just goes to show you how is something wrong desperate they are and how intellectually bankrupt the seth jenny, your hands conservative movement has become they dont look so good. They cant celebrate any policy successes because they dont oh. Have any do they look a little dry . And they cant tell you how great things are because things are horrible seth yes the best they can do is brag about the fact that the thats from all the hand washing. President s motor skills are still intact but, theres an easy way to theyre talking about him like solve that he just emerged from a decadelong coma every time you wash your hands, i cant wait for their primetime be sure to moisturize with special, trump, hes aware of lotion apply a generous amount, and his surroundings. Then just rub it in thoroughly and if you do that, your hands this is all they have left will be silky smooth when theyre not enthusiastically cheering the president for successfully seth jenny, are your hands lifting a glass to his lips the okay way youd reward a dog for learning how to shake your hand, they sure are theyre trying to scare the crap by washing my hands regularly, i out of their audience with can be sure of three things. Racist fearmongering about the black lives matter protests. One, im keeping myself safe here, for example, is two, im keeping others safe Rudy Giuliani on fox, claiming and three, im getting in a black lives matter was literally habit of good hygiene. Coming to take your house away its like the cdc says, oh, i black lives matter, the communists and their allies are need my reading glasses. Excuse me. Executing a plan they wrote there we go. About four or five years ago just go back and read what they when you wash your hands, you wrote in the manifestos that protect your community. They wrote, including black well, seth, you know who has two lives matter. They want to destroy our thumbs and loves her Community Government this gal they want to do away with our system of courts and they want to take your seth jenny, im looking closer at your hands and i cant property away and give it to help but notice i know. Other people this is an anarchist, an its hard not to notice. Organized anarchist supported seth i mean, i dont want to be forward, but with a lot of money, people who you can say it. Say theyre favorable to black seth can i say it . Lives matter ill say it black lives matter wants to come i got engaged and take your house away from look at my ring you. Seth thats what happened to me seth i mean, congratulations, but thats not they took my house away and ive what i was gonna say been sleeping in the reptile my fiance and i are so happy. Wing at the Natural History museum no one notices me. Besides, we all know that if anyone is going to take your seth oh, she washes her house away, its tom selleck hands too. Oh, sure seth, even in these dark times, there can still be a he says reverse mortgages arent little joy a trick to take away your house, if we just think to ourselves, but if that were true, why would he keep bringing it up whats something i can do to thats like saying, have some of the milkshake help the world . Its not poison. If theres some small thing that ive told you the milkshake isnt poison, havent i . I can do, me, to help everyone good now, drink your milkshake. And the answer is, wash your its not poison. Hands. I got eyes on you, selleck if youre doing that, let me just a side note here, but rudy, tell you, you deserve a high please stop saying youre from new york city. Its embarrassing to the rest of five us can you just tell everyone you oh no, my ring used to be the mayor of del boca vista or something . Seth jenny hagel, everybody. Hell, just make something up bye tell people youre from a country where people are just naturally born without necks noneckistan. Ooh, i think that might call for another attic highfive no seth okay, jesus when did you get so picky, attic highfive . This kind of racist fear mongering is so absurd and on the nose, its almost hard to take seriously if it wasnt obviously the fox news strategy for trying to get trump reelected last night, for example, as states like texas, arizona and california set new records for coronavirus infections, and the u. S. Headed back up the curve toward our peak from a few months ago, prompting the European Union to consider a ban on travelers from the united states, heres what the president s favorite propaganda channel was talking about. Democratic politicians dont fear the mob notice that . Why . Because they dont need to they control the mob the mob operates with their permission these are their foot soldiers. Protect your pet with the 1 name in this is their militia. Flea and tick protection. Breaking tonight, massive frontline plus. Trusted by vets for nearly 20 years. Chaos in americas cities. Its ongoing the main point that everyone watching tneeds to understand really clearly, biden lets see. Its dry. Theres no dry time equals chaos makes us wonder why we booked fifteensecond ad slots seth biden equals chaos . Dries instantly and keeps you protected i hate to tell you this, but for fortyeighthours. Even your guy calls him sleepy joe. You cant have it both ways. I mean, right now, he might as well just be running for lunesta spokesman. Look, i know hes been doing campaign events, but i never even know about them and honestly i prefer that i love this strategy if i had my way, bidens Campaign Slogan would be elect me president , and youll never hear from me again. And if you guys are so antichaos, maybe you havent noticed the current president is donald trump and i know you guys desperately wish that wasnt true because you much prefer to spend your time attacking democrats than having to do p. R. For the squinty eye of sauron over here, but thats the reality this is a sociopathic Political Movement concerned only with amassing and maintaining power and theyve decided amid trumps many failures to double down on crude, baldfaced racism as their only hope of winning they dont actually want to govern in fact they want to destroy our government seth this has been a closer look. The last thing you should have is having enough toilet paper. 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She stars in black monday, which returns june 28th on showtime please welcome back to the show the always delightful regina hall. Seth hi, regina. How are you . Like real bad. We cant wait to get you back so weve added temp checks, face coverings, im good. I was going to say great, but i social distancing and extra sanitizing was, like, that didnt feel 100 true but im good how are you . Seth i should say im as great as i can be to be talking to get the good times going again. Were finally back. To you lets put it like that and cant wait until you are too. Thanks. Thats nice. Seth so, this is you are at this moment sort of a historical footnote on the show. You were supposed to be on the night that it was a thursday in march we decided at around 2 00 in the afternoon to call things the whole thing off. But you were coming into the studio i was dressed i had picked out the most beautiful dress for you. Very excited to wear it. But, yes, yeah, it did, it shut down it was i came home. I was in new york working, and i seth our first guest tonight came home right before is a very funny comedian and i think you guys shut down right director you know from such before it got crazy. Films as sleepwalk with me, yes. Dont think twice, and trainwreck. Seth the crazy thing as well his new book, the new one is that you were coming on to promote black monday, which is painfully true stories from a about the stock market crash reluctant dad, is available now. And then that day was the heres my conversation with our biggest stock market drop since friend, Mike Birbiglia black monday, which was, i mean, seth hi, mike. Very unfortunate, but also how are you, buddy im good. Accurate tie into your show. Im good how are you doing . Good to see you. Yeah. Seth good. I mean how i know it was a very big week in the birbigliastein household. We were, you know, kind of how did it go . Excited, you know, in a twisted way. So much partying, seth. We were, like, oh, look, this could be this is so sad seth yeah. But this could be great. We had my birthday. We had fathers day. Because it was really odd to have history repeating itself in we had my wifes birthday. That way it was a party back to back to seth and also to credit the back show, its not just about the the invite list was well stock market it is a very dark comedy that [ laughter ] talks about things like race as it was it was just myself and well so even though it takes place in jen and una. 1987, you have made a very timely show. Seth yes, your child your fiveyearold una now be honest, so how how big i know. A Birthday Party would you have its scary because you ask had in a normal time yourself, wow, you see a lot of areas where things really still need to progress, where there is okay. Last year when she was four, we had a party, we had one of those like progression opportunity and, you know, its fun for us were never doing this again parties. Because we are poking fun at a seth i gotcha. Have you had one of those seth we have had one of lot of things historically those, yeah. But also the fact that its [ laughter ] we i feel like we had that timely also adds to it every year and then this year the prophecy came true. So, yeah, its been its a seth oh, thats true fun show to shoot. I do have to say that. So you went you monkeypawed wished for never having that seth i mean, talking about birthday again work feels very current and of [ laughter ] the moment we had a lot of people. And then i talk about it in the you also did a film a couple book, but when jen was pregnant, years ago called the hate u give. We went to the museum of natural this is a movie that is history at one point because jen incredibly well reviewed said she felt terrible, she was, and because it is about a Police Officer shooting, it does seem like a movie that a lot of like, i cant breathe or speak or move. People are discovering now have you found that to be the case as well and and she said i feel like i do. A mammal i mean, i think everything and i said, well, what do you want to do she said i want to go to the museum of Natural History to be thats going on in the world, with the other mammals you know, and not just in the united states, but in the world [ laughter ] globally, i think the fact that and so we did that the day before una was born, we people have had to put their went to the museum of Natural History. And so ever since then, we go normal activities on pause has really given them the room to for unas birthday to the museum of Natural History every year. Take notice of things that had obviously, we cant now. Been going on. And so i think when we came out, and so in our space here, we you know, there were a lot of movies and a lot of things and created, like, with dinosaurs people were busy and going to and sea creature toys and things work and maybe, like, i want to like that a museum of natural watch something happy. History. And to the extent where jen you know, and i think now people are really in the process of wanting change and evolution knitted jen doesnt knit. Seth okay. She knitted a big mammal and so now theyre discovering it, and its resonating with seth whoa like, at the museum of Natural History. Them in a completely different way than i think it did two seth i mean, thats wildly years ago when they just didnt impressive for her first see it knitting endeavor. Seth its really special to id say so. Make a work with integrity and, yeah, so we had this because that, of course, ages well hanging from the ceiling and i think were doing what we and then when people need something to go to, to help them can, seth. Work through these moments, its seth you know what, i will tell you that as much as i love nice that its there for them. That big old whale at the yeah. And i think a lot of People History museum, im always a thought the film was going to be little worried its going to hopeless fall down and kill me. And i did not feel that way but its actually its also a about jens. I know that youre working, very in its own weird way, which is very exciting youre working on a new show, its a comingofage story which, historically, you have and so i think our youth, which, always finished a show, you have you know, and theyre doing so much in the world right now. Filmed it, it has been available i mean, youre watching them to watch and by the time i tell you its kind of galvanize, and i think for them to see the movie, its good, i know that youre already a very empowering movie. Working on your next thing and you are working on a show about getting older. Its what we all can do, but do your fans correctly guess its what this girl and her your age group of friends, how they band never together and what they do, along seth yeah. Where do they err on what side do they err on [ laughter ] with everyone else so i think it touches a lot of things that are going on today seth i know youre very close with her mother. What they do with me, i turned 42 this weekend are you keeping in good touch and, yeah. But im a hard 42. With her, even though youre obviously distanced . Im a 42 where people say, i i see my mothers chin and ceiling regularly. Thought you were 52. Seth thats so nice. And im, like, oh, thanks for i got her an iphone so we can adding a decade of decay and no facetime wisdom to my life. Seth oh, so shes learning the facetime tech during the but, yeah. Pandemic dont dont guess peoples ages seth yeah. Well, when i first sent it to just dont do it. Seth no. I think its sort of engrained in us not to guess a womans age. Her its been tough but the rest of us have feelings i first sent it to her, and i guess she had kept hitting the too. Wrong code and she disabled the phone, which i didnt know you and in general it should not be your whimsical guess is could even do. Seth right not going to do anyone any let alone time number seven so she disabled the phone and favors was no longer able to use it so we had my brother was, like, what am i supposed to do yeah. And my problem is, is that the i was, like, put your mask on celebrity comparison people do and take it to a store [ laughter ] of me is paul rudd that day we removed some of the, and that dude keeps getting younger somehow. You know, things to make it seth yeah. Simpler. Its very unfair and i used to want to play his brother. Now im going to end up playing we simplified it his father [ laughter ] and she does facetime. Seth take over for she hadnt quite grasped, like, michael douglas. The hey, so the book is the seth framing books fantastic yeah. There it is so this was also the name of there it is. Your show that you did on seth yeah. Yeah. Broadway that is available to seth my mother cannot hold it she frames very well see on netflix, which is fantastic. She covers the microphone. So and youve written this book oh, yes the back of my mothers thumb with your wife, jen. And nail quite a bit seth yeah. And you talk about in the book, and when you tell her you cant which i personally remember as hear her, shes immediately well, and now i think were both frustrated and takes it like the in the position of giving it if people were to ask but when youre about to become error is either the phone or a parent, you get a lot of yours but its definitely not advice from other parents. Hers yes seth and it is not particularly easy advice to sift speaking of families, you through. Actually you met my brother you worked with my brother when it is i dedicated a you did a series with old navy chapter to it. Its called friendly advice once he is the best. From other parents. And ill just give you a snippet i have to tell you, like of it. And you all look alike and its a litany of things people said to me, or i imagined so hes really hes so great. It, basically. Seth yes so this is if youre about to i had so much fun shooting with become a parent, i think this is him. A good thing to record this on and hes got a lot of light. Your dvr because mikes about to seth yes, he does. Give you incredibly helpful advice has a lot of light. Friendly advice friendly advice. Seth hes got a lot of light. And then i saw him again at a Charity Event and he came to your daughters getting a sunburn. My the booth where i was, youre getting a sunburn were all getting a sunburn. Like, working at let them cry hes great dont let them cry hes really great. Im great with kids. Seth i actually this pandemic is letting my hair sort it seems like youre not great with kids. Of grow into his hair. Kids will murder each other if i like it yes you let them seth were getting a lot closer you have to let kids murder each you look more alike seth yes other. Thats one of the nice things murder is wrong. About this murder isnt always wrong. I hope hes not like a single meat is murder white brother and kidnap you the murder burger at this restaurant is phenomenal because he could take over, and then we wouldnt know. Get your kids signed up for camp seth single white brother. I think now is the time for a there was a murder at that camp. [ laughter ] show called single white our children should be friends brother. [ laughter ] i have no friends. I need you to be my friend she shouldnt be outside in this im going to just call around and say like, does anybody want to hear a pitch for a show weather. Called single white brother . She shouldnt be inside in this not right now . Okay weather. Not right now. The government controls the [ laughter ] weather. My children wont let me near you have and i am very their children, so its nice impressed, because and maybe you can sell this, there is a way to talking to you still socially distance and be whats her name . Thats not a name. Give her a different name. Social and see your friends. Youre taking it very seriously. Cut her hair but how are you how are you dont you dare cut that hair going about it sell her hair. Donate her hair. Well [ phone ringing our son hits they all hit this is my mother. I know our son is hitting your so sorry daughter, but its fine. [ laughter ] you need to have a thicker skin. Mommy, remember i told you i have an interview . Where are you going . Im right in the middle of it. Thats seth i think thats a lot to process. So well let everybody work through that, and well be right love you thats another thing she i can tell her, mommy, my schedule, and then she just back with more Mike Birbiglia right after this it doesnt matter. She doesnt know seth now i do want to say, did you get yourself an iphone because that was a pretty old what you did tell i think that might be the problem. [ laughter ] you know, so theres not a workout . Great reception. Scrub less with dawn ultra. So i do still have but i do its superior greasecleaning formula gets to work faster. Have my iphone, yes. Making easy work of tough messes. Seth okay, good. I do, i do. Dawn is a goto greasecleaner throughout the kitchen, too. But, i know, that was kind of that was, was that looked keep a bottle in the laundry room to pretreat greasy stains. Very much like black monday. But, no, we do we do our and keep dawn in the garage to lift grease off car rims. Its even gentle enough to clean wildlife affected by oil. Socially distant things. But in the neighborhood we have a social distance little block dawns grease cleaning power takes care of tough grease wherever it shows up. Party. Seth thats great. Scrub less and save more. With dawn. Chalk lines . Chalk lines and everybody brings their own food and table for ralphies appointment. And chairs whos his groomer . Carrie. We do share wine full groom for sure now we bring our own cups. What . I just booked ralphies appointment online. But if youre holding, you know that work . You can pour wait you what . Seth yes, of course. So we want to we do like its that easy download the app or book online at petsmart. Com to share the alcohol but not to the head seth well, that is a i think everyone should take that as an inspiration going into the weekend. It is possible to see your friends if you take it seriously. And, regina, i hope the next times in person, and its always a delight to see you. Such a delight. Tell your brother i said hi. Seth all right, do the same to your moms chin for me. [ laughter ] tell your mom i said hi. You may not be able to hear her response, but at least she can see it seth yes [ laughter ] all right, bye, regina bye, seth but what about afoods creamy chicken sautee . Salad, sure, but what about a pasta bake . Whatevers left in your fridge you can do more with best foods than you think. Look here, its your very own allinone see the possibilities at bestfoods. Com its just that its. 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Seth i want to thank my guests Mike Birbiglia and regina hall. I want to thank fred armisen and the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh stay safe. Wash your hands. We love you. Daniel tonight, on a little late with lilly singh. Lilly make up sex is like that moment in street fighter where you both punch each other at the same time and you fly backwards, just like, hadouken [ groans ] [ laughter ] daniel and lilly put your hands together for our standards and practices guy. Randy [ cheers and applause were gonna try to break three rules that randy definitely doesnt want me to break randy has to stop me by finding the red button this looks like Vincent Van Goghs starry night. Thats gotta be expensive. Hurry, randy daniel plus lilly ilana glazer and were playing dancing clues. Stripper, stripper, stripper [ laughter ] like, cocaine, honestly like, sorry. All im getting is coke vibes. Daniel coming up in one minute