Yang finally gets to speak, the grammy nominations are out and black thanksgiving. Lets too much up on todays headlines. Letskick it off with 2020, a year with so many exciting excited to watch and, no, im not talking about the election, im talking about the the grammys. Nonominations for 2020 Grammy Awards are out. New class in town. Lizzo leads the way with eight nominations including album, song and record of the year. Shes also up for best new artist. 17yearold Billie Eilish is behind with six nominations. Lil nas x with the blockbuster hit of old town road also picked up six grammy nominations. Trevor wow, old town road got nominated for six grammys thats really surprising, not that it got nominated but that it came out this year. Ism like we have been listening to that song for a decade now. I swear ive had that song on my ipad and its been out that long. I swear when the song came out it was just called town road. laughter its weird to me how long between when a song comes out a
Michael bloomberg apologizes to black people and the real reason President Trump was in the hospital. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets start with the International News thats blowing up all over the world. Ever since Jeffrey Epstein was arrested and killed himself in prison, all the men who ever associated with him have come under fire, no one more so than Prince Andrew, the one member to have the royal family who everybody always forgets, and this weekend Prince Andrew tried to defend his friendship with the convicted sex offender and he gave the most royally out of touch defense weve ever heard. Prince andrew speaking publicly for the first time about his relationship with now deceased multimillionaire and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Do i regret the fact he has quite obviously conducted himself in a manner unbecoming, yes. Unbecoming . He was a sex offender. Im sorry. Im being polite, in the sense that he was a sex offender. Trevor wow. First of all, i love brit
What . Nobody talks to me like that why dont you take a seat . Take a seat right over there. Suck it assholelicker dick fart why you little ill tell on you wow, youre the coolest kid in the world. If i could call chris hannen an assholelicking dick fart to his face, i would be so happy. You would . Can i just like hang out with you sometimes . Like do your laundry maybe . Take a look, fat ass i beat you you arent going on dateline. What do you have to say now . Oh,thank you. Thank you, kyle what . I asked god to send someone to help me, and you came, kyle i love you, man no, i beat you you totally saved my ass, kyle you must really care about me. I gotta get to a psychiatrist and learn to control whht i say. I got a Golden Ticket thanks to kyle i got a golden twinkle in my eye aw, shit aw, shit captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily s
Cant decide who has to clean up after thanksgiving dinner . Do the smart thing just move. Happy thanksgiving. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, talkin turkey. Plus, stephen welcomes ll cool j, and Chef Jose Andres featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey thanks is tomorrow cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause its thanksgiving eve i hope you have all hung up your stockings and filled them with gravy. Now, as ive said, thanksgiving is tomorrow. Thanksgiving is tomorrow. If youre traveling today, we wish you a safe trip. But it could be a crowded one, because over thanksgiving, a record 31. 6 million passengers will travel on u. S. Airlines, and youre gonna see all their feet. laughter right on the armrest, right there. But check the weather, because a couple of
Former trump adviser roger stone was found guilty on seven counts this weekend including making false statements, witness tampering, and making off with the lindberg baby. [ light laughter ] according to sources, President Trump has abandoned plans to increase restrictions on vaping out of fear that it could hurt his reelection chances because right now hes polling at 83 among high school dirt bags. [ laughter ] President Trump reportedly screened the joker at the white house this weekend for family and friends. Wow, thats a lot of makeup, said the joker [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according to a new poll, mayor Pete Buttigieg now has a roughly tenpoint lead over the democratic field in iowa this is going to look amazing on his College Applications [ applause ] trump made an unplanned visit to Walter Reed Medical Center on saturday he tweeted he was there to visit the family of a young man having surgery. And while he was there he said, quote, also began phase one of my yearly p