Cant decide who has to clean up after thanksgiving dinner . Do the smart thing just move. Happy thanksgiving. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, talkin turkey. Plus, stephen welcomes ll cool j, and Chef Jose Andres featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey thanks is tomorrow cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause its thanksgiving eve i hope you have all hung up your stockings and filled them with gravy. Now, as ive said, thanksgiving is tomorrow. Thanksgiving is tomorrow. If youre traveling today, we wish you a safe trip. But it could be a crowded one, because over thanksgiving, a record 31. 6 million passengers will travel on u. S. Airlines, and youre gonna see all their feet. laughter right on the armrest, right there. But check the weather, because a couple of big storms are expected to blast the west coast and the midwest, and key airport hubs could see major delays. But do not worry. Because theres no reason you cant have a perfectly good thanksgiving eating hudson news almonds while charging your phone in the pet relief area. Okay. Yeah. applause you gotta make do. Jon come on stephen love the one youre with. Jon yeah, thats right. Stephen now, if youre packing, theres good news according to the t. S. A. , you can bring your thanksgiving turkey on an airplane. Just tell them its your emotional support meat. laughter okay, you gotta get the vest. You gotta get the little got to get the little vest. As for other thanksgiving foods, pie or cookies are allowed right in your carryon, gravy and cranberry sauce can go in your checked luggage, and corn pudding can go directly to hell. laughter and this thanksgiving, there are a bunch of democrats vying for a chance to carve up the white house turkey. And ill tell you all about it in tonights doing it donkey style. America is better than this stephen kick em, donks this week, the democratic field picked up yet another candidate billionaire and former new york mayor, michael bloomberg. Now, if you dont live in new york, you may not be familiar with bloomberg. Also, if you dont live in new york, youve never seen a fully naked man screaming at a discarded television on your way to drop off your kid at school. But as every new yorker knows, bloomberg doesnt exactly have an immaculate track record. Take his stopandfrisk policy, which disproportionately targeted black and latino men. Now, the mayors defenders will remind you that bloomberg immediately recognized that this was the wrong thing to do and apologized for it a week ago. laughter he took a long, hard look at his past decisions, did some agonizing reappraisal, and realized that in his heart, hed really like to be president. Now bloomberg has also hit some bumps it the past when it comes bumps it the past when it comes to talking about women. See, he got superrich by selling a special line of computer terminals to stock and back in the 80s during the sales pitch, he claimed the machine will do everything, including oral sex, adding, i guess that puts a lot of you girls out of business. Now, obviously, thats just an awful joke, and he did not mn it lit. But im guessing at least one finance bro had to find that out the hard way. Elsewhere, elsewhere, elsewhere on the campaign trail, our old favorites are doing what they do best shaking their moneymakers. Bernie was in New Hampshire this weekend, and heres how he started his speech. The first thing im going to do is take off my jacket. Stephen as bernie the second thing im going to do is press play on this boomed box and ask if the bachelorette has been a naughty, naughty girl. But it was at the afterparty when things got really exciting, because bernie took to the dance floor and was truly adorable. Check it out. The way you do the things you do the way you do the things do stephen bernie, just because youve had heart trouble, doesnt give you the right to melt mine. laughter then then, theres news from the campaign of former Vice President and man learning that the diner distribute have the soup he likes, joe biden. Biden is still leading by double digits, nationally, but he has been slipping in the polls in iowa. But hes trying to get back into the game. We recently learned that last month, biden said this to supporters im asking you to take a look im asking for your help. Commit to caucusing for me on february the fourth. Only problem. The caucuses are february third. Doesnt matter. Doesnt matter. Thats fine. What matters is the general election, and joe biden wants you to vote on november 35 you walk into that voting booth, you ignore all the buttons with the floor numbers. Just shout joe biden at the ceiling until the nice fireman comes and rescues you next up next up applause next up on the donk stonk, billionaire former Hedge Fund Manager and artist explaining the secret behind his turkey portrait, tom steyer. laughter stier stier some people here were children once. Steyer has spent over 50 million of his own money on his campaign so far and is still only polling at 1. 2 . At a recent event, he was asked about his low odds of winning the nomination. Heres what he said i know this is going to sound a little strange, kenna. I dont want to be president. laughter stephen have i got some good news for you. applause you do, you dont. Either you do or you dont. But there is one rich dude who isnt running for president. Yesterday, we heard from papa johns founder and Madame Tussauds elvis statue that was left in a hot garage, john schnatter. Schnatter, you might remember, was fired from papa johns last year after he used the n word on a conference call. Oooh, schnatter really schnat the bed. laughter ever since, hes been trying to get back into the spotlight. This week, he appeared on a local Kentucky News channel to voice concerns about the current state of papa johns pizza. Ive had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days, and its not the same pizza. Stephen 40 pizzas in 30 days. Move over, angelas ashes, because this is now the saddest story ever told. So so applause peggys pies. So what are schnatters complaints with the companys new pies . Its not the same product. It just doesnt taste the same. The way they make the pizza, the way theyre putting the pizza together, its just not fundamentally sound to what makes a papa johns pizza a papa johns pizza. Stephen youre not at a great point in your life when youre able to notice the drop in quality of a 4 pizza. laughter what . This isnt nearly as good as the pizza i normally eat while weeping in my car. laughter schnatter promises that you havent heard the last of him. I would just say stay tuned. O stephen hes right. Ive eaten papa johns pizza laughter and there is always a reckoning. laughter applause weve got a great show for you tonight ll cool j is here. But when we come back, huge book news about a huge book. Stick around. These little cups would make great stocking stuffers. But how about rightnowinyourmouth stuffers. Happy holidays to your mouth. Not sorry. Reeses. Well, maybe not forever. Doors open 2pm thursday. Save on boots. Keurig®. Diamond jewelry. Plus 40 off levis® jeans for him and her sale ends saturday jcpenney stop dancing around the pain that keeps you up again, and again. Advil pm silences pain, and you sleep the whole night. 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Yes for less. band playing cheers and applause Stephen Jon Batiste and stay human, everybody cheers and applause playing allowed. Jon, one of the pillars i believe one of the pillars of this industry we call entertainment, l. L. Cool j. , is here tonight. He always brings it, the consummate professional. Jon oh, yes. Stephen wake you want kids. Folsk, as i said repeatedly in this show, as if i have some sort of condition that forces me to repeat it, tomorrow is thanksgiving. Tomorrow is thanksgiving. cheers and applause tomorrow is thanks. Anyway, tomorrow is thanksgiving. And weve got a lot to be thankful for here at the late show, starting with this book whose boat is this boat . Comments that dont help in the aftermath of a hurricane. This book was written, by accident, by donald trump. All of the words inside are things he actually said while touring the damage from hurricane florence. And thanks to our publishers, Simon Schuster, all proceeds from the book go to Disaster Relief, like world central kitchen, which was started by our guest tonight, jose andres. applause okay. If you want to help, pick up your copy today to help out, or check it out of the library for free, if you hate helping people. laughter which brings us to idahos coeur dalene library, which i do not have to tell you, was 2012s Idaho Library of the year. Suck it, North Bingham county Public Library i dont mean that, North Bingham county Public Library. You guys are the bomb now, you might remember, a couple of weeks ago, i told you that an unknown troublemaker in coeur dalene was taking books and hiding them around the library so patrons couldnt find them. Now, they havent been able to catch the culprit in the act, despite the librarys new campaign, if you see something, whisper something. laughter and heres the specific thing about this. The bandit, evidentally, targeted leftleaning books, particularly anything that was critical of President Trump, and that included whose boat is this boat . Now, obviously, from your you, you agree, we couldnt let that happen. So a couple of weeks ago, we came up with a solution. I dont believe anyone should mess with library books. So weve decided to help out the readers of coeur dalene by sending them an unhideable edition of whose boat is this boat . Come on out there you go applause good luck hiding this one, sucker. That book, which is an actual, functional, actual book, is three feet by four feet almost as big as the menu at the cheesecake factory. And im proud to say that our special unhideable version of whose boat is this boad . Has made its way to the coeur dalene Public Library. And weve got some exclusive footage. Here weve got a few librarians carrying the book in and unpacking it. They had some trouble figuring out where to shelf the book. So they brought the book over for a little story time. After which, one of the kids figured out it could be used as a tent. laughter so not only does this book fund hurricane relief. This edition can also serve as temporary shelter finally, a couple of Young Readers decided to check the book out, then lugged it out to their car to take it home. Fun fact that copy of the book weighs 27 pounds, so if those kids do a book report on it, it counts as both Language Arts and p. E. , although applause although, they should make sure to get it back to the library on time. Because any late fees incurred with the oversized edition must be paid via giant novelty check. And Coeur Dalenes library. Tty . Anytime a book is censored, a million more people want to read it. And, so, thanks. Stephen well said. Well said, betty so pick up your copy of whose boat is this boat today, wherever normalsized books are sold. Thank you, coeur dalene Public Library happy thanksgiving thanks is tomorrow. 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Wherever they are i need you, you, you i need you, you, you i need you, you, you i need you, you, you hbut Mike Bloomberg became thele clasguy whoho mdid good. After building a business that created thousands of jobs he took charge of a city still reeling from 9 11 a threeterm mayor who helped bring it back from the ashes bringing jobs and thousands of Affordable Housing units with it. After witnessing the terrible toll of gun violence. He helped create a movement to protect families across america. And stood up to the coal lobby and this administration to protect this planet from climate change. And now, hes taking on. Him. To rebuild a country and restore faith in the dream that defines us. Where the wealthy will pay more in taxes and the middle class get their fair share. Everyone without Health Insurance can get it and everyone who likes theirs keep it. And where jobs wont just help you get by, but get ahead. And on all those things Mike Blomberg intends to make good. Jobs creator. Leader. Problem solver. Mike bloomberg for president. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody, welcome back my first guest is a multiplatinum, grammywinning artist, a bestselling author, and an actor you know from his 11 seasons on ncis los angeles. Please welcome back to the late show, ll cool j. cheers and applause stephen hey, dapper dan. Dapper dan. Stephen good to see you again. Whats up . Whats up . cheers and applause i like the vibe. Stephen now, this being wednesday, tomorrow is thanksgiving. Right. Stephen and this is this is our last show before we take a little bit of a break. Absolutely gli like to do the cooking . Do you do the cooking for thanksgiving . No, if i cooked you would be in the hospital. It would be tough. Stephen i find that hard to believe. Because i saw deep blue sea. You played a cook in deep blue sea. A jesusloving cook who has a cockatoo. I only made an omelet inee cooking requires more than that. Stephen you never cooked for yourself. A lot of chinese food. Stephen i know that recipe. Lets not make it sound fancy. I can fry some baloney. I will whip up some baloney for you. You know, you take the fork and stick that little bubble and put on, you know, some toast and a little mustard and mayo. Stephen thats what im talking about. Im a mast wer that. Stephen the whole thing goes in the turkey. Ill tell you one thing i can do i know how to carve a turkey. Stephen oh,ially rale. Yeah. Stephen whats your approach . You go right by the back bone. Stephen and come in like that and its all slices. All my vegan friends are real unhappy with me right now. Sorry stephen now this is this is this is exciting. You were announced that youre doing the youre hosting the Kennedy Center honors this year. Yes, yes. Stephen thats a great yes. applause . Thank you, thank you. Stephen its one of my favorite nights one of my favorite nights in the year. Also in 2017 you were the first hiphop artist honored with a Kennedy Center honor which was very meaningful to a lot of people. What did that mean to you . Its amazing because as my career progressed we were able to do a lot of firsts for hiphop and not just for me but it lifts the entire genre up and validates it with a certain audience at a certain level. Im honored to be a part of it. It will be cool to host ask just have a good time and get out there. Its not about me. Its about the show. Were going to have some fun and, you know, Kennedy Center honors, lets do it. Stephen i hosted a few time i host aid few times and its like a whole weekend. Its like a wedding. You go to the state department. Stephen that room at the state department. I remember sitting at the table with james brown, and im sitting there having dinner with james brown. And it was just, like, you know, i kept leaning huh . I was leaning over a little bit. Buit was an amazing, amazing feeling to jus your surdesout america for one second, right. We have our differences and a lot of us see the world with different threats and different things. But when you get past some of those threats and everybody thinks that threat is different, depending on where their viewpoint is, we really have an amazing country, right . Stephen sure. And i think that applause . Yeah. And i think that, you know, me sitting there with james brown and just sitting in that room, it just you know, it showed me that anything is possible. I didnt say that there arent systemic issues. I didnt say that there arent certain things that certain people arent held back, and certain doors certain people cant get in. We know there is things that exist in this country like that. But overall, i think that weve got a lot of up side, you know, doing this american thing. And we kind of got to, you know, not lose sight of that pup know what i mean . Stephen and that night when you go to the state department, its so beautiful, because when you walk nthe first room you walk into, there is the actual treaty of paris. Its crazy. Stephen signed by thomas jefferson. There is the desk that he wrote declaration of independence on. Actually, David Rubenstein actually had a copy of it stephen the president of the senate. Yeah, yeah. He had a copy of the declaration of independence there, there, like, he had purchased. Stephen you cant help but be moved by the entire thing. Ip but, remember, freedom should be for all of us, right. And we have to, you know, all be free, right. And i think thats very important. And its not about bitterness. Its not about trying to find something to be angry about. Its not about sticking your chest out just to be stick your chest out. But its about finding that common ground, that common connection, and acting on that and injecting a little bit of love into that. And i think that we can kind of move forward. Im not trying to be overly idealistic. I think its something we need. Stephen i think yellism is good. You have to have a standard, you know. You hope to behave that way. Absolutely. Stephen you started off when you were so young. Here are you this is even when you first started. This is you at 17. And youve already youd already been going for a couple years at this point. I can tell by the jewelry. Yeah. Stephen you already i didnt start off with jewelry. Stephen you released your fien you w stephen did your family encourage you, or were they kind of baffled by the desire . Well, you know, i had a family i had a grandmother who always tun, never leave it until its done. And that sounded cute until i w i ended up leaving the house. I slept on the train for a while, slept at friends houses, jumping over roaches stephen you werent living at home because you prioritized your career and that was not understand. When i had 12, 1500 bucks to contribute, come on in, baby all of a sudden i was, you know, salmon and grits, biscuits and rolls and, you know. So but, you know, it was fun time. It was a fun time. Stephen did you ever think about quitting . You always yes, absolutely. Listen, listen stephen when did you stop thinkinthinking about quitting . You never stop thinking about quitting. Not if youre striving to be agreement and make your dreams a reality. There is nobody who is successful who has nev ou quitting. Its absurd to even imagine that. You know, one of the most thats thats why thats what it takes, right . Its powering through those times where you feel like you cant make it. Its powering through those times when you feel like you should just forget everything. Stephen but once youve made it, theres i cant stay at the standard i want to keep for myself. If youre not getting better, youre getting worse. Making it, all that means is that youve achieved that goal. But if you want to live a full and rich life, when you achieve that goal, you need to set a new goal, right. There is no making it. Its not like oh, you get a check and you made it. Bill gates, phenomenal guy. Hes done incredibly well with his life and the finance, hes still trying to find a cure for malaria. You set new goals. Theres always going to be something because i think were on this plan tote maximize our potential. Were not just here to either make a lot of money or be really famous, and thats it. Like, you want to maximize your potential, whatever it is you do. And i dont believe that dreams have deadline. Ill give you an interesting example. Like, i was speaking to elena bunch roam throw upon the founder and the guy who built the National Museum of African American history and culture in d. C. At the smithsonian. Now that idea of building that museum is over a century old, over 100 years old. People have failed and tried and failed and tried. And this guy went in there and over the course of 11 years he was able to build this museum and take this museum to another level and now people from around the world can request gdown there and get an experience they probably never would have gotten and thats patrol to the american story because you want to know about all the people in america so you can have a better understanding of who we are as a country. When you look at that, that guy doing, that you than dreams dont have deadlines, and theres never an end. He had done many things that were really amazing prior to that. So thats an example. applause . Stephen beautiful. Now, youre an actor on ncis los angeles, as everybody here knows. You started acting in the early 19s when upper already a successful hiphop star. Why did you want to become an actor, too . I didnt want to limit myself. I felt i had the ability. And ill even be more candid. The first time i went to a Record Company i said, im thinkinthinking about starting w record, and the guy started adjusting himself in the seat. I said im not going to be handcuffed to this game. I have to be able to do different things. I have the talent and the ability, with humiment, i have theitallant and the ability to do other things. Im not going to be doing one thing just to be doing it you. Stephen have done it on ncis los angeles is in its 11th season. I will ask you again the first question i asked you about this show how much naval crime is there in los angeles . laughter and how good could you and chris odobl be if theres still this much naval crime after 11 seasons . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crime is over. Theres no more crime, yeah, yeah. Weve solved crime. Crime is solved. Stephen good to see you. Thank you so much for being here. Ncis los angeles airs sundays at 9 00 p. M. On cbs. Ll cool j, everybody well be right back with or flendz Chef Jose Andres. 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Quite a moment. Stephen as people know youre a worldfamous chef, but you also want to help the world. Explain to the people who may not know what world central kitchen is and why you want to do it. Listen, chefs like me, we feed the few. But every day i see my profession wants to feed the many. So its very simple when, you know, you need to provide medical assistance after a hurricane, who do you send . Doctors. When you need to do a reconstruction, engineers, architects. When you need to feed people, who should go . Cooks like me. Thats what were doing. And every day, were more involved. cheers and applause stephen i know i know that you and your team went down to the bahamas with the Hurricane Dorian. How is the work down there been going . Listen, over this last weekend, the team of world central kitchen reached two million meals. applause stephen thats wonderful. And its such a thrill. We were the we moved north, and we saw it was going towards the bahamas. Things were ready in florida, North Carolina ready for it. Very quickly, we fut on a plane, i joined them, we landed in nasa. Within five days we reached 55,000 meals a day. Stephen when you get there or even before we see it on the news. What are you seeing on the ground there that we actually dont see . Well, what youre going to see is at the end of the day that we have always is people that they want you to listen to them what they need. Sometimes we come from the outside, and we try to provide the aid they dont need. We need to listen to them, so the first thing is the people. We need to listen to people because they know best what they want. applause and in our case, i always say that we dont meet, we dont plan. You know, when Something Like this happens in the bahamas, nobody had food and nobody had water. What do you have to plan . Start cooking and start bringing water and start delivering as quick and as fast as you can. Thats what we do. applause . Stephen i know everybody out there people out there want to help. And i want you to tell them how they can help, other than, of course, buying whose boat is this boat . Because we you generous people out there in the Television Audience have bought this boat to help survivors of disasters over the last year over 2 million with theour friends at Simon Schuster has been raise forward Disaster Relief, half a million of which has gone to world central kitchen. And i want people ton you have generously raised 180,000 for Hurricane Dorian relief through world central kitchen. Thank you for what youre doing. You can do more by buying the book. All profits all proceeds, not even profits go to help with Hurricane Dorian. What else can seem do. Wck. Org, and there you will learn what we do. There are so many other organizations out there. Make sure that you inform yourself, that you learn about those organizations are you trying to help. And make sure that those organizations are really doing the work that they are promising to you. Make sure that that happens. applause thats it. Go with us or go with anybody else. Stephen now, youve got the new book here. Its called vegetables unleashed. laughter and youre encouraging people to cook vegetables. You say, vegetables are sexy, and, clearly, the nigh book is trying to get that idea across. laughter because thats a very intimate, intimate relationship with those carrots youve got going on there. Im a married man. Stephen but youre not dead. But my wife allows me relationships with carrots, with other vegetables. I mean, those vegetables believe me, i have a mini farm in my home, and im fighting the squirrels and rabbits and the deer. And these vegetables tell me, jose, we only want to be loved. We only want you to listen to us, spend some time with us. And thats what i do. I give them some love back. Stephen now, heres heres heres another photo from one of the chapters. I understand you wanted this to be you wanted this to be the cover of the book. This was very controversial. They called me want the blue eyes. The vegetables love my bli blueeyes. I tell you now. And i thought this picture was so much me. I mean, this one is, like, i have a latenight show or something. laughter stephen dont insult yourself oh this was supposed to be a joke. Yeah. Youre not offended, right . Stephen you cant insult me. I have no reputation to lose. laughter i mean, its okay. Im a catholic. Sunday ill go to mass and ask for forgiveness. Stephen absolveo now. Thank you. Stephen thanksgiving is tomorrow, and youre an american. Youve lived here for 30 years. You became a citizen in 2013. What advice do you have to people out there approaching the thanksgiving meal . Distress it for them. Give them some advice right now. Number one, if you are not cook, just lie to the people who are cooking for you. Because you know your turkey is going to be dry. laughter you know the cranberry is going to not be very good and too sweet. I mean, the gravys going to be gummy, and you can put in the spoon and its going to hold up. I mean, do your best to lie to them. You pocker face. Tell them how juicy it is. When i pronounce juicy nobody understands me, so. Juicy. That was supposed to be a joke, people. Stephen you pronounced it too well. Finally i pronounce english well yeah. All stephen theres no hope to not have a dry turkey . No, theres no hope. I mean even if you watch all those newspapers and those food network type of shows that everything looks perfect, they are lying to you, people. laughter they they its fake news. Fake news. laughter applause i mean, President Trump is t. Its a of feews out there stephen yes. Its not because if you end up having a juicy turkey in the photograph, thats fake juice. laughter so just lie. Be nice to them because they did their best. Stephen just say, oh, jose andres couldnt have done this better. I called him on the phone. He gave me the recipe personally. But its all a big lie, people, and you know it. But thats fine. Thats what family is here for. Stephen yes, lie with love. Stephen we have to take a little bit of a break but stick around because were going to have a cooking demo with jose andres. Hell tell you what to do with your thanksgiving leftovers. Well be right back. Oh, come on. Flo dont worry. Youre covered. dramatic music and youre saving money, because you bundled home and auto. Sarah, get in the house. Were all here for you. All all day, all night. dramatic music great job speaking calmly and clearly everyone. Thats how you put a customer at ease. Hey, did anyone else hear weird voices while they were in the corn . No. No. Me either. Whispering voice jamie. What . Lights, ornaments, chand lil choo choo trains. Cmon. The best trees, they kinda only need two things. Peanut butter and chocolate. 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And up to 30 off nike for the family sale ends saturday jcpenney band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody, were back here with Chef Jose Andres. Okay, jose, were talking about leftovers. What to do after thanksgiving. Whats the most important thing to think about when youre doing leftovers . Friday morning. Stephen friday morning, yes. Stephen yes. Because youve been drinking. Forget the turkey. Dry, that you got the night before. What do you need . What do you need . Stephen a little hair of the dog. In english . A cocktail. Stephen a cocktail, exactly what do we do here . I have liquid nitrogen. An ingredient you can buy anywhere. Stephen obviously obviously, everybody should have liquid nitrogen in their lives. Why . Because stephen everybody has leftover liquid nitrogen after thanksgiving. laughter . And then what are you wearing . Stephen what . What is this . This is thanksgiving, not halloween, man. Stephen i think our legal team says i have to wear these. Your legal team . Scebout to come . Wow stephen so soft. There you go. Wow wow. Stephen why do we need the liquid nitrogen . What are we going to make . Were going to make obviously a frozen cranberry, gin, vermouth cocktail. Stephen i love doing this every year. You open it up, poke a hole in the bottom. blowing dont dont dont come to thanksgiving at my house. So what do we do . Its friday. Stephen sure, sure. Im so lucky. Thank you for not inviting me. You put some of the cranberry in this thing. Stephen whats in there already . Whatever. My guys always go ahead. And then we put some vermouth. Stephen okay, beautiful. And then youre going to put some gin. How do you pronounce it. Stephen gin. Okayoots. Put uch. And yroingo startyoungo spu , obviously stephen how much, all of it . I dont know. What does is stephen you cant see anything. You open a can with your mouth and youre asking me for the recipe i think you are putting too much already thats it. And then blowing i think you put too much oh, my god you put too much this is going to explode people, leave the building laughter leave the building okay. Oh, i forgot the champagne stephen yes. Yes this is going to break, really going to break. All right, and then put a little bit in this glass. This is a terrible segment. And then you have the cranberry frozen. And you top it with more of this amazing champagne, and you have here the perfect cocktail to forget that your turkey was so dry. cheers and applause stephen perfect oh, my god stephen perfect. Okay. And then stephen okay, now were going to make what are we making with the turkey . Very quickly. This is because cook more turkey than turk you needed. You have extra turk they nobody ate. The first one was so dry, why would you have the second one . What do you do . You break the turkey apart. Stephen okay. Shall i . Whats your favorite part. Stephen i like the i leica i like the thigh. No. Im the expert here. Stephen oysters. You know about it . Where are you from, man . Im from south carolina. I knew it stephen right here . Thats oyster. You can blow into i o yeah. Give me that. The oyster is over here, and you have all the pieces here and you mix butter, milk, flour, a white sauce. And you add all the leftovers. You can put some of the white meet matte. Some of the dark meat. Some of the stuffing. Maybe some of the green beans nobody ate, and maybe some of the mashed potatoes, and you mix it. And then you make these ball u. S. And put them in the flour like this stephen its like gnocchi. That is italian. Were cooking spanish here. Then you put it in egg wash. And then you croquettas. Boom okay. applause and then man, but you know stephen i feel i feel supefer flus right now. You put them in here, and you dip them in the fryer, and theyre crying and the croquettas are saying wow this is like a party. Im so happy. This is like a hot bath, like a hot tub. Im so hot. And what do you have here . The best leftover turkey croquette in the history of mankind. applause stephen oh, my god oh, good lord oh, my god stephen nice camp oh, my god no no no forgive me forgive me stephen oh, my god stephen to learn more about world central kitchen, go to wck. Org. Jose andres, everybody say yes for less to gifts storewide. At 20 to 60 off Department Store prices. Most stores are open thanksgiving, 6pm to midnight. Reopening friday at 7am. With extended hours saturday and sunday. Yes for less. And you find their favorite hero. At a price that makes you the hero . Yes thats yes for less. With hot holiday toys for all ages, ross is your toy destination. It feels even better when you find it for less. At ross. Yes for less. Stephen thats it for the late show. Happy thanksgiving, everybody tomorrow is thanksgiving. Now stick around for james corden. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. 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