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Yang finally gets to speak, the grammy nominations are out and black thanksgiving. Lets too much up on todays headlines. Letskick it off with 2020, a year with so many exciting excited to watch and, no, im not talking about the election, im talking about the the grammys. Nonominations for 2020 Grammy Awards are out. New class in town. Lizzo leads the way with eight nominations including album, song and record of the year. Shes also up for best new artist. 17yearold Billie Eilish is behind with six nominations. Lil nas x with the blockbuster hit of old town road also picked up six grammy nominations. Trevor wow, old town road got nominated for six grammys thats really surprising, not that it got nominated but that it came out this year. Ism like we have been listening to that song for a decade now. I swear ive had that song on my ipad and its been out that long. I swear when the song came out it was just called town road. laughter its weird to me how long between when a song comes out and gets nominated for the grammys. Its like when somebody texts you a year and a half later, and you, go no, im not still up i have a wife and kids now, what the hell and for eight nominations, give it up for lizzo, everybody cheers and applause im so excited tore liz o i hope she wins every single category. I hope kanye doesnt make the mistake of interrupting her speech because hell be walking home with a flute up his ass, she doesnt play games. playing imaginary flute and one more nomination, trevor nominated for best comedy cheers and applause honestly, this is so exciting because it came out of nowhere. I didnt know the grammys were be being announced. I found out the morning a friend texted me, wow, dude, Grammy Awards, so exciting i was, like, did we get invited . Oh, snap second meze neerntion here we come laughter im humbled. To get a grammy nomination when youre not even a musician, best believe im going to milk this cheers and applause from now on until the ceremony, im grammy nominee trevor noah. I actually hope i get arrested just so the news has to be, like, Comedian Trevor Noah was arrested last night after the police found four dead bodies in his freezer. The grammy nominee was taken away in handcuffs. cheers and applause all right, moving on, if youre wondering whether going to college makes financial sense, now theres a new tool to help you figure it out. For the first time the Education Department released information allowing students to compare earnings r earnings and debt averages. The move gives students to see averages from specific College Programs rather than at the school as a whole. The departments updated College Scorecard web site lets students search individual majors at a school and let students see how much graduates typically earned and eid a year after graduation. Trevor fantastic idea, if youre a young person about to apply to college, this government tool can help you plan for your future. If youre out of college and life corks this tool can help you figure out where you went wrong. Oh so majoring in underwater pottery is why i have six roommates i get it laughter there is fascinating information on the departments web site. For instance, we learned dentistry majors have hiring learning. Nyu film majors have debt four times greater than their salary, on average. And once again, this years highest paying major is having rich parents good choice well done look at you in all seriousness, though, why do we have to use money as a way to measure success . Why dont we measure success by friends or love or grammy nominations . Im just saying im just saying play laughing applause lets move on to an Airport Police chase unlike any youve ever seen. To the wild police says chase across an airport runway caught on camera. The suspected teen burglar trying to escape an arrest after landing in oklahoma. Take a look at the united flight just landed an a 16yearold squeezes between the jetway and aircraft and jumps on to the active runway and starts running. The 16yearold got into a mechanical room, into the terminal, and watch as he dwops drops, you can see from a distance, from the roof of the terminal at his pursuers arrive. He broke bones in his legs, taken to the hospital. Hes in custody. He still faces the charge, guys. Trevor goddam this kid jumped out of a plane and off of a roof. Everyone thinks theyre living in a video game you cant just jump off of a building. You have to hit x as you land. Thats what you. Do thats how you roll. laughter the worst place to run away from cops is oklahoma because oklahoma is one giant open field. Theres nowhere to hide. The cops can just walk up with folding chairs and be, like, there he goes, yep. Five hours later, yep, hes still running, still running. laughter they say he jumped out of the plane because he was a robbery suspect an wanted to escape. I think they started boarding and he realized he was on a spirit airlinesright flight and jumped out. Spirit airlines, they wont take me alive laughter thats it for the headlines. Lets move on to our top story. cheers and applause there are now just 347 days until the 2020 president ial election. And even though were less than a year away, there are still 18 democrats in the race, which is too many people. I mean, look at all those faces, huh . Look at all those faces. Too many candidates too far laughter so, with a million democrats left in the race, all the candidates are struggling to get media attention, but theres one candidate who is struggling more than most, andrew yang. Andrew yang, he has not been a media darling, he hasnt gotten a ton of press and coverage. Andrew yang who has a huge following online but not necessarily in the broader television electorate. Andrew yang . Hes getting ignored for some weird reason. Andrew yang was the person that spoke the least during last nights debate. He didnt even get a question for the first 30 minutes of the debate, and then he ended up speaking just 6 minute and 53 seconds overall. Trevor wow, in a twohour debate, andrew yang only got to speak for 6 minutes and 53 seconds. Thats, like, nothing. There are rappers who speak more before their song even starts. Uhhuh, uhhuh, yeah, huhuh, huhuh huh. Turn the base up, the headphones down. Okay, yeah, yeah, turn it up again, yeah, yeah why didnt you figure this shit out before you started recording . Why is this on the song . Can you get a sueder . A little cold in here, yeah yeah. laughter im nominate saying andrew yang should get the same amount of coverage as the frontrunners but you have to admit its strange he gets less attention than other candidates who poll lower than he does. Michael bloomberg hasnt even entered the race and he has more attention than yang. Bloombergs name was on the screen the entire time the other day when i tuned in the other day. Who is this candidate whos not a media darling but holding his own in this race . Lets learn more about it in our ongoing segment getting to know dem. cheers and applause so who is andrew yang . Other than the man debate moderators turn to when theyre sick of being yelled at by bernie, it turns out hes got a pretty interesting story. His parents emigrated from taiwan, his faster a physicist, his mother has ha math in statistics. And drew grew up in schenectady, new york. I was a nerdy chinese kid who played piano and had braces. He study science at brown and went to law school in columbia. Yang made millions of helping people study for standardized tests. He founded venture for america, and yang says it helped push him into politics. He was named the president ial ambassador of entrepreneurship by the Obama Administration and a champion of change. Trevor what . I didnt know yang was obamas ambassador of entrepreneurship. I didnt know what. Why doesnt he talk about that at the debate . If you have anything to do with obama, you have to give that shit up every time. Every other candidate does it. I was his vice president. I worked in his cabinet. If you squint, i kind of look like him. laughter so andrew yang is a lawyer who made millions of dollars as an entrepreneur, but what got his president ial campaign noticed was not how much money he has but how much money he was willing to give away. He announced in 2017 that barely moved the needle. Then went on the joe rogen experience in february of 2019. He talked about his universal basic income plan to give every american citizen a thousand dollars a month. Suddenly the mentions of him skyrocketed. Tonight free money for every american adult for every month, no strings attached. President candidate andrew yangs big idea, give every american adult 1,000 a month. If youve heard anything about me and my campaign youve heard Something Like this, theres an asian man running for president who wants to give everyone 1,000 a month. Trevor yes, when andrew yang starting running for president , no one cared. But then when they found out he was going to give out free money, all of a sudden, everyone knew his name. Thats the magic of money, it brings people out of the woodwork. Everyone. You win the lottery, you get family you didnt know existed. Next time theres an earthquake emergency, the person should walk around the rubble, im giving away free cash. People will dig themselves out of the rubblele, someone say free cash . Under the freedom dividend, andrew yangs proposal is every single american over age 18 would receive a check for 1,000 every month, no strings attached, every american. Even bill gates. Yeah. And, like, what is bill gates going to do with a check for 1,000 . He will be, like, great, i can dip this in water and use it as a wet nap. Thank you, u. S. Government. Thank you. laughter thats the policy that made andrew yang famous and turns out theres a lot more where that came from. No other democrat democrat has more policy santas on their web site from yang. To freedom dividend, to more targeting aicials and robo calling. Proposals, medicare for all, gun safety and marriage counseling for all. Yang said he would pardon every prison inmate convicted of nonviolent marijuana offenses if elected. Andrew yang says he would promote transparency by declassifying information about Air Force Area 51. If i become privy to information about aliens or area 51 or anything i am able to share, i will share it. laughter trevor okay, thats super exciting. If andrew yang becomes president , hes going to tell all of us whats in area 51 . That is so dope that is so dope because we get to learn about aliens and Rudy Giuliani gets to meet his family wow Everybody Wins law applause so thats andrew yang, a businessman turned politician who wants to show us the money and aliens. One other thing about him, hes probably going to spend his 1,000 a month on the swear job. Donald trump is the scissors, im the ~bleep rock. Theres a lot of bullshit around it, too. I call it bullshit. And i should really do it. ~bleep . You are getting bleeped. Because youre getting ~bleep you say i dont care. I want to un ~bleep you. If you want to help me un ~bleep you, then, like, vote me into office. Trevor what . I want to un ~bleep you . I got to say, thats a weird president ial pitch. laughter but it would make a really original r b song, you know. laughter like, if i had known your bed was a mattress on the ground, boy, oh, i want to un ~bleep you laughter turns out, andrew yang doesnt just have tons of policies, he has a ton of curse words and, you know what . That could actually be the key to getting him more attention at these debates. Think about it, trump didnt get on stage and release a bunch of policy papers, no, he went up there and said he had a big penis and if americans voted for him the rest of us would have big penises, too, and mexico would pay for them. So, andrew yang, if you want more media attention, you have to take it, man the next time you get on stage, make your six minutes count come out on stage and be like elect me and ill make it rain every mother bleep month universal income for universal bitches this shit is going to work a and you can trust my ass because i roll with barack ~bleep obama cheers and applause well be right back cheers and applause why do yo stick with a bank that treats you like this . Ask the internet ask your friends. Ask your coworkers. Were pretty sure theyll send you over to us. Because were not just a bank, were an ally. [phone ringing] ally, this is pamela how can i help you . [phone ringing] when i think of what my imagination looks like. [laughs] i mean, wow. The surface is a tool that helps me realize beautiful ideas. Lights, ornaments, chand lil choo choo trains. Cmon. The best trees, they kinda only need two things. Peanut butter and chocolate. Not sorry. Reeses. Awwww yeah. Thats the stuff. No really. Those are the actual ingredients. Funky rock track tostitos. [crunch] get to the good stuff. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Next week, americans will celebrate thanksgiving, but maybe while youre biting into your turkey, you should be thinking about black people. Roy wood, jr. Explains why in another edition of cp time. Welcome to cp time. The only show thats for the culture. Today, were going to talk about thanksgiving, the holiday where we gather our families to give thanks for our many blessings. Its also the holiday when your nephew comes home from college with a lot of new woke ideas. I dont give a damn what you say, theodore, i dont think dolphins should get to vote. They dont even have hands laughter anyway, what many people dont know about thanksgiving is that, from the very beginning, black people have been involved in this american tradition. In fact, one of the first pilgrims who came to america was black. We dont know this mans name because the ships records only describe him as a blackamore, a termto used to describe someone with dark skin from africaia. Blackamore is the be pilgrims way of saying that black guy. Back then there was so few black people in america that everyone knew who you were talking about. Today that would only work in seattle. laughter food is another area of thanksgiving where black people have made major contributions. Black people such as james hemings, who trained as a chef in france but, unfortunately, in america, was one of Thomas Jeffersons slaves. James introduced the dish that we all love and know today, macaroni and cheese. Everyone knew about macaroni, but no one ever thought to throw cheese on top of it. Thanks to james, we now know that anything tastes better if you just add cheese. Mack roany, potatoes, french fries, hamburgers, i add cheese to everything. The doctor says ive got five years to live. laughter but its going to be a delicious five years. laughter finally, what would a thanksgiving Day Celebration be without football . A beautiful tradition that allows you to spend time with your family without having to actually talk to them. And even thanksgiving football is a tradition that involves black people from the very beginning. In fact, the first n. F. L. Game played on thanksgiving in 1920 featured fritz pollack who led his team to victory. More impressive, fritz went on to coach the team, fulfilling the dream every black men has had for hundreds of years, yelling at white people and getting paid for it. laughter interesting fact, my great uncle bebo was also a part of that historic thanksgiving game. He was the goalpost. laughter its good, bebo well, thats our thanksgiving episodes, and from all of us at cp time, happy holidays to you and yours. And remember were for the culture. Oooh, i wonder if this would taste good with cheese on it. Mmmmm four more years. cheers and applause trevor roy wood, jr. , everyone. Well be right back. cheers and applause awwww yeah. Thats the stuff. No really. Those are the actual ingredients. Funky rock track tostitos. [crunch] get to the good stuff. Of millions of americans during the recession. So, my wife kat and i took action. We started a Nonprofit Community bank with a simple theory give people a fair deal and real economic power. Invest in the community, in businesses owned by women and people of color, in affordable housing. The difference between words and actions matters. Thats a lesson politicians in washington could use right now. Im tom steyer, and i approve this message. cheers and applause trevor we can badge to the daily show. My guest tonight is a creator, actor and emmywinning writer who wrote and produced the new film queen and slim. Where are you going . Im going to find somebody with a phone so i can call my family. If you do that then theyll know where we are. Great. What if they kill us. Dont say that theres no guarantee they wont youre a black man that killed a cop and then took his gun. Im not a criminal. You are now. I just want to go home, and i want to see my family. Trevor please welcome lena waithe. cheers and applause hey trevor welcome, lena waithe. Hey, i love you back. What up . Trevor i have been a fan of yours for such a long time, but there is an additional element of my fandom that has increased over the past few years and that has been your drip. Okay. Trevor truly, i have watched few films that engaged me in the way this movie does. Its a powerful story. I often see the trailer doesnt do it justice because the trailer seems like a story where its a couple out on a date who get stopped by the cop, th the p goes very wrong, Daniel Kaluuyas character shoots the cop and then theyre on the run. Its a complex story. How would you begin to write a story like this . Why would you choose to do that, considering how real the story is in todays world . Its interesting, as nina simone says, its an artists duty to reflect the times, and these are the times in which were living. Also open season on black bodies. What i wanted to do theres a study that says if youre ever held up at gunpoint, you should tell them personal things about yourself, you should say i have a child, you should say my mothers on her death bed and i want to see her , go all those things, because what happens is the gunman now empathizes with you and now sees you as a human and makes them more difficult to kill you. So with my art, im wondering if i can humanize black people enough, maybe they will stop killing us. Trevor it captured a complexity i truly enjoy in any storytelling and that is the complexity of black joy and black pain. Absolutely. Trevor i often say to people, you know, people will say, like, on the daily show if anything, as black people, how do you laugh and this and that. Black people cant wait for everything to be right to black. Even in the midst of oppression, we find joy because we dont have a choice. I think, for me, the movie is something everyone can come see because everyone should come experience what the world is like through our lens, you know, and we have final cut on this film, everything you see, every looks, every word, every glance was a purposeful decision made by myself and melina, we didnt take any notes from mite people on this one. applause and i think thats why its hitting different, you know, because theres also this weird narrative like how difficult was it for yall to get this movie made . Man, the industry chased us. They were rolling out the red carpet, what do you need . I was, like, i need final cut, a fat budget, to shoot it and release it in the same year because this art is urgent, and i want a lead actor and she has to be brown skinned. applause trevor you have dark skinned black people leading roles. Yes. Trevor what was that important for you . It was important because its something we dont see. It was also important to see these two brown skin bodies make love on screen because theres nothing more human than making love. Whens the last time you saw two brown bodies making love on celluloid . I cant remember. We wanted to put that out there because again its reminding people how human we are. This country has a very complicated past and i think thats why this present is so complex and racism is a wound we havent healed yet and i think through my art im working through that trauma because to be black is beautiful but its also traumatizing because you cant watch the news and watch black bodies drop and nothing happen to those who are the reason the black bodies developed. Bodies dropped. If youre black in america, youre being told your life is not as valid as somebody elses. Trevor you captured that in the film. I hope everybody watches it with an open mind. I think this is one of those movies where the trailer cant tell you the story. The review is how everybody will feel about it. I hope everybody sees it. Youve created a beautiful work of art, thank you so much for being on the show. Quee and slim will be in theaters november 27th. Lena waithe, everybody. Well be right back. For real. cheers and applause the following is a paid message. 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