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Position of all obligatory. [ laughter ] if youre smart, youll do what i do on valentines. You dont have to make a big deal out of it, you dont have to spend a lot of money. Just hand your wife a single rose and say this means you get to stay. [ laughter ] but i thought you loved the bachelor this is something i learned today. You know those little candy hearts that have the messages on them that taste like a mix between rubber and chalk . Originally, they were called wedding candies. Now we call them sweethearts. But they were invented in the mid 1800s by a man named daniel chase who invented a machine that stamped words onto candy. But the messages on the hearts in 1860 were different. There were things like the saloons on fire. [ laughter ] pas dead. Your blanket has pox. [ laughter ] richmond has fallen. Trains been blowed up. Bear ate lil joe. Youre my favorite prostitute. [ laughter ] and cobblepot. The cobblepot talk got people going back then. If youre still looking for a lastm ....
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Jimmy oh, thank you very much hot crowd. [ cheers and applause wow. I love ya. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here what a show we have for you tonight. We are here on a sunday. [ cheers and applause you know, after spending 12 hours on thanksgiving eating, drinking, and watching football, it was nice to relax today with 12 hours of eating, drinking, and watching football [ laughter ] there were some big matchups today. You had oakland versus kansas city. San fransico versus baltimore. And americans versus their bathroom scale [ laughter ] americans lost [ laughter ] but tonight on nbc, the new England Patriots played the Houston Texans thats right for the texans, it was the biggest game of the year for the patriots, it was a a short layover in houston on the way to the super bo ....