Its, i mean, poor al roker. Every year, hey look, its garfield. Oh, the teletubbies. When i was a kid, my dad would wake us up. Every thanksgiving, hed come into our rooms. The only time i ever remember him coming into my room, hed come in and say, the parade is on and wed be like, who cares . I hate parades. Always have. To me, its just traffic with balloons. But every year, my father would force us out of bed at like 6 30 in the morning to watch it. And so what did i do on thursday . I got the kids, i said hey the parade is on youve gotta watch it they watched for about four minutes. They saw chase from paw patrol and said, put on paw patrol so i watched it alone. Macys did the parade a little bit differently this year. Because of covid, they couldnt have the usual amount of people under the floats. You know, people hold the ropes to the floats, but they couldnt assemble a group of people, so they had to find one guy to do this. This troop of picachu, dancing to the classic pokemon s
Extension worth 85 million. That just is base pay. Hell make more than that from endorsement deals. Its like how waiters make most of their money in tips. Lebron is signed through 2023. Then his son will be eligible for the nba draft and potentially play alongside his dad in the nba. Just what you want when youre a rookie, dad there. [ laughter ] yelling age ining at you to pos. Donald trump did not get a contract extension this year. He says he did but he didnt. [ cheers and applause ] the president and the first lady took part in the annual 98th gaslighting i mean, treelighting tonight. [ laughter ] because of the pandemic, the event wasnt live, it was prerecorded on monday night. But that didnt make it one bit less magical. Please join me from your homes and all over the country, and in fact all over the world, as we light our great tree. Well start with five, four, three, two, one jimmy oh, my well, you know, thats 2020 for you. [ applause ] the good news is the vaccines are on the
Running, huey lewis and the news, thats right. [ cheers and applause ] not a joke. Thats what it was. So dont ever say i dont have my finger on the pulse. [ laughter ] the heart of rock n roll is still beating right here. [ cheers and applause ] there was good news viruswise. In the uk theyre going to start giving people the vaccine, starting at the beginning of next week. So thanks to our friends for doing it. The Trump Administration revealed the order in which they will roll out the vaccine, who gets it first. Many expected it would go to the workers on the front line, the health care professionals, but the list was a little different than anticipated. This is is order according to the cdc. First the vaccine will go to rich people. Then white people. [ laughter ] strippers in south florida third. Next that guy on the skateboard with the cranberry juice. Then kid rock. Then the four original members of kiss. Sean hannity, lou dobbs, mayor mac cheese, spray tan technicians, randy quai
In the west wing. He has canceled his plans to travel to maralago for thanksgiving, he seems to be showing no sign that hes ready to leave the white house. In fact, we hardly see him at all anymore. Hes not appeared in public since friday. And has been seen rarely since elect day. And that might have something to do with his hair. [ laughter ] maybe you saw this over the weekend. Briefly over the weekend people started to notice that his hair is suddenly now white, its completely white. The carpet now matches the supremacy. [ laughter and applause ] this is what his hair looked like before the election. Now all of a sudden the color is gone and we have no explanation. Im not an expert on hair dye or how it works but does it just disappear . Do you have to reapply it every day like deodorant . How does this happen all of a sudden . Usually your hair doesnt suddenly turn white unless youve seen a ghost. [ laughter ] or maybe he saw a vampire. Trumps borat attorney at law, rudy giuliani,
Congratulations to him. What a weekend. People were dancing in the streets like ewoks after they blew up the death star. Darth tax evader has been toppled. And america responded with a dance party. Young man, theres no need to feel down i said young man, pick yourself off the ground i said young man, because youre in a new town theres no need to be unhappy, its fun to stay at the ymca its fun to stay at the ymca, they have everything for young men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys its fun to stay at the ymca jimmy thats right, you think she has any idea what the ymca is . Only 71 more days, melania, then this scene outside the white house on saturday, where a reporter from fox news got a fresh whiff of victory. Reporter we havent seen the violence or anger we saw in june on black lives matter plaza, might have something to do with the fact theres pungent smell of marijuana here. Jimmy thats right, weed can overcome. There were celebrations all across the country which is unu