position of all -- obligatory. [ laughter ] if you're smart, you'll do what i do on valentine's. you don't have to make a big deal out of it, you don't have to spend a lot of money. just hand your wife a single rose and say "this means you get to stay." [ laughter ] but i thought you loved "the bachelor"! this is something i learned today. you know those little candy hearts that have the messages on them that taste like a mix between rubber and chalk? originally, they were called wedding candies. now we call them sweethearts. but they were invented in the mid 1800s by a man named daniel chase who invented a machine that stamped words onto candy. but the messages on the hearts in 1860 were different. there were things like the saloon's on fire. [ laughter ] pa's dead. your blanket has pox. [ laughter ] richmond has fallen. train's been blowed up. bear ate lil' joe. you're my favorite prostitute. [ laughter ] and cobblepot. the cobblepot talk got people going back then. if you're still looking for a last-minute valentine's gift, former white house press secretary sean spicer has you all hooked up. he is on this -- there's a personal celebrity video website. they'll make videos for people. it's called "cameo." for a new low price, your special lady or fella will love you in ways you probably never imagined possible. >> hey, guys, it's sean spicer with an amazing deal. this month, for the entire month of february, my videos that normally cost $400 are over 50% off. $199 is giving to give you the best valentine's gift ever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: will it, though? i don't know. he's doing it to raise money for the independence fund, to benefit veterans, which is nice. but getting your wife or girlfriend a valentine's message from sean spicer, seems to me like a better way to tell her you want a divorce, right? [ laughter ] i've been thinking a lot today about what president trump does for valentine's. what does he get the first lady, melania, and the second lady, lindsey graham? [ laughter ] what does he get them, flowers? chocolate? taco bowls? what? donald trump as you know is a man of great passion. he cannot contain emotions of any kind. and in fact, he celebrates valentine's all year long with a major focus on hugging and kissing. >> there was hugging. there was almost kissing. >> i just love the guy. he was hugging me, kissing me. >> the heads of these companies are coming up and hugging me and kissing me. >> hugging and kissing. >> she was hugging akissing. >> hugging and kissing. >> hugging and kissing and crying. >> they're all hugging and kissing. >> everyone's crying. hugging and kissing and crying and laughing. >> i said wait a minute, i just said hello to the guy 15 minutes ago, and he's kissing me. he's hugging, he's kissing -- these people, it's bad. >> jimmy: if that doesn't get you in the mood, i don't know what is going to. [ applause ] so today trump's attorney general william barr made an unexpected statement this afternoon. as you may know, earlier this week four prosecutors for the justice department resigned after barr overruled them and said he would lower the seven to nine years of prison time they recommended for trump's friend and former campaign adviser roger stone, who is convicted of lying to congress, witness tampering and obstruction of justice. this came after trump angrily tweeted that he thought stone's sentence recommendation was unfair. barr told abc news today that he thinks it's time for the president to stop tweeting about department of justice criminal cases. in other words, he's like listen, moron, how am i supposed to do your dirty work if you keep telling people about it? [ laughter ] and some people are applauding him. i don't know. i think it's a pr move. if barr did this without trump's okay, if he went down and sat down with abc news to say this without trump's permission, he'd be covered in tweet vomit right now. [ laughter ] he would be covered in little orange fist marks all over his face. trump's former chief of staff john kelly is also speaking out. last night in new jersey, john kelly defended the newly fired lieutenant colonel alexander vindman, who testified against the president, and criticized the president's position on many subjects, which is all well and good, but it's now a year since he left the white house. this is like a smoke detector that goes off after your house burns down. trump lashed back at kelly on twitter and is continuing to unload on former new york mayor michael bloomberg. it would appear michael bloomberg has managed to get under the president's trumplestiltskin. this morning he tweeteded that mini mike is a 5'4" mass of dead energy who does not want to be on the debate stage with these professional politicians. no boxes. he hates crazy bernie. bernie's people will go nuts. to which bloomberg replied real donald trump, we know many of the same people in new york, behind your back they laugh at you and call you a carnival barking clown. they know you inherited a fortune and squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence. that is going to make him mad. so -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i mean, that's but i will say this. if i was mike bloomberg and i had $61 billion, which is what he has, this is how i would get in trump's head. i'd buy every ad on fox news from now until november. i would ruin his precious hannity time. his "fox & friends" in the morning. maybe instead of an election we should put these old billionaires on a jungle island with sharp sticks and force them to hunt each other. you know? put it on pay-per-view. all proceeds go to the homeless. it's a good idea. [ cheers and applause ] it's settled then. i don't know if we have any baseball fans here tonight. but the houston astros had a press conference this morning. the owner of the team, jim crane, addressed the media today to answer for the sign-stealing plot that helped them beat the dodgers in the world series in 2017 and the yankees in the playoffs. >> mr. crane, what do you have to say to the yankees and teams that you beat in '17? >> listen, the yankees had a few comments out there. you know, our opinion is, you know, that this didn't impact the game. we had a good team. we won the world series, and we'll leave it at that. >> jimmy: yeah, of course you'll leave it at that. you did the cheating. [ laughter ] and what a half-astros apology that was. the idea that the batters on the astros, knowing the pitchers -- knowing what they were going to throw before they threw the pitches didn't impact the game is ludicrous. fortunately, one reporter followed up. >> jim, when talking about the yankees there, did you say you feel like this didn't impact the game? and what do you mean by that? >> i didn't say it didn't impact the game. >> jimmy: you didn't? [ laughter ] what about two seconds ago when you did? >> isn't sign stealing a distinct advantage for the hitter? so doesn't it automatically impact competition? >> it could possibly do that. it could possibly not. >> jimmy: yep, those are the two options that -- [ laughter ] it's the old there are fine people on both sides argument. i want to say thank you to president trump for creating an america in which no one ever has to take responsibility for anything again. this is a wonderful time we're living in. luckily, there is still one athletic event we can count on. and that is the westminster kennel club dog show. they had the 144th dog show wrapped up tuesday in new york. we have an annual tradition here. every year we have our graphics department painstakingly remove the dogs from the westminster dog show, and here now is the 2020 installment of westminster without dogs. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] wait until you see the daytona 500 without cars this weekend. one more thing before we forge ahead. it is thursday night. that means it is time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." 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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. tonight on the show, he is a bona fide american treasure. this is his first new album in quite some time. it's called "weather." the one and only huey lewis is here. and then music from another man with a new album, "southside" comes out april 3rd. sam hunt from the mercedes-benz stage. our first guest tonight is a hugely popular movie star, a terminator-in-law and all-around delightful guy. his new movie from disney and pixar is called "onward." it opens march 6th. please say hello to america's valentine, chris pratt. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it goin'? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. are you ready for valentine's day? >> i'm ready, i'm ready, yeah. >> jimmy: are you one of those guys who plans it in advance? >> oh, yeah. you got to. do you? >> jimmy: i do. you know what's funny? i learned my lesson. >> you have? you learned the hard way? >> jimmy: yeah, i have. those cvs runs at like 5:00 and all those sad guys picking out glitter. >> i feel bad because someone -- somewhere in america is a man watching right now -- >> jimmy: somewhere? >> so full of anxiety because he just now realized it's valentine's day tomorrow. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: if he's lucky, he realized it now. you've got to be ready. what are you ready with? what's the plan? >> oh, man. here's the deal, guys. you've got to go flowers. >> jimmy: for sure. >> but the classy move is you've got to go flowers for yourself, flowers for her mom and flowers for her mom. thank you. >> jimmy: excellent. >> i am. but here's the thing. you're going to screw this up more than once. you're going to forget an anniversary. you're going to forget a valentine's day. so what you do is you set yourself up by periodically giving just -- just because flowers. >> jimmy: oh. >> here's a bouquet of flowers just because. >> jimmy: ah. >> flowers don't have to be expensive. could be a little card, a little note. learn her love language. learn to speak it. and periodically do something, so when you inevitably forget she'll go, oh, well, they did that thing in march. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. it's an insurance policy. >> it is, it's insurance. >> jimmy: this is your first valentine's day with your bride, as man and wife. >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so you really have to deliver. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, i've got to deliver, but i also knew that i was going to be basically working through this weekend, promoting the movie, so we celebrated our valentine's day last weekend. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's good. that's always better. easier to get a dinner reservation. everything is easier. >> yeah. completely. but i did get her a little something. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> for tomorrow. >> jimmy: for tomorrow. >> for tomorrow. >> jimmy: and now i guess the surprise is ruined. >> oh, she doesn't watch your show. [ applause ] secret's safe here, jimmy. >> jimmy: when do you start "jurassic world," the next one? >> very soon. i'm in it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. yeah, we're gearing up. we're getting ready to go here very soon. >> jimmy: how do you get ready for that? >> you starve. >> jimmy: you starve? >> yeah. i have to starve. >> jimmy: why do you have to starve? >> well, because i have to put myself on a really strict code. because i'm 40 now. so if i eat like, i don't know, a starburst, i gain like 15 pounds. >> jimmy: star lord can't eat a starburst? >> no. >> jimmy: there's no such thing as dinosaurs anymore. they make those come out of nowhere. can't they do that with your body? can't they just cgi you? why would you even burden yourself with this? you know what i'm saying? if there could be a t-rex -- >> yes, i know what you're saying! oh, my god! >> jimmy: you didn't think of that, did you? >> yeah! >> jimmy: maybe it's something to talk to your agent about or steven spielberg or something like that. >> they're pumping a lot of money into the thing i'm not running from. why can't i -- why can't they dial this in, too? >> jimmy: i think they can. i think we've solved a lot of problems. i think you can eat a lot of candy now, tomorrow. >> you just cost universal a lot of money. >> jimmy: on "parks and recreation," were you encouraged to be pudgy on that show? >> i was. yeah. thank you. [ laughter ] i was. i remember, in the first couple seasons, just unintentionally, i had gotten a little fat, and i was watching the episodes, i was like, oh, god, chris, you've really let yourself go. and then i was, like, this is some of the funniest stuff you've ever done. and i went to the -- mike chur, our creator, and i said i want to gain like another 30, 40 pounds. and he was like, okay. and so i did. and then it became a challenge. everyone wanted to see how much i could eat. i was, i remember a scene. this is funny. there was a restaurant in "parks and rec" called the jurassic fork. >> jimmy: yeah, right, oddly. >> that was where we would go to eat. they gave us dinosaur-sized portions. i didn't have anything to say in the scene. so inevitably, i wanted to get some screen time, so i decided i would eat one rack of ribs per take. and if the camera happened to catch me i would absolutely just be inhaling ribs. >> jimmy: the whole rack. >> the whole rack. the whole rib. i went through the equivalent of six pigs. >> jimmy: yes. >> i dined on the ribs of six different pigs. and every time, after every take, nick offerman, whose laugh is like this -- he goes -- [ laughing ] if i can make him laugh it tickles me to no end. i knew it was making nick laugh. i was making myself sick. but i had 12 racks of ribs, and then at lunch because our catering company was creating the ribs, they cooked ribs. and at lunch i sat down with another four racks of ribs right next to nick and ate the ribs. i got a big laugh. i think i gave myself, like -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, you shaved. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you shaved maybe 3 1/2 years off your life. but it's worth it to make nick laugh. >> the years i shaved off my life are the boring ones. >> jimmy: we're going to do something a little bit different tonight. >> great. >> jimmy: we thought it might be fun to open the interview up to the audience and have a little bit of a q&a. >> that's nice. >> jimmy: because there are a lot of people who have questions for you. okay. that guy right there, look at that. okay. hi there. >> hi. i know you've worked a lot with dinosaurs. i was wondering, could you tell me what a velociraptor smells like? [ laughter ] my guess is that it's chicken. >> okay, well, i mean the dinosaurs in "jurassic world" are all cgi. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so -- >> so you don't know? thanks a lot. >> jimmy: okay, sorry about that. we have another, yes, this lady right there. hi there, what's your name? >> hi. i'm donna. i think you're so talented. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. oh, chris. >> i just think you're super, you know. and you're so handsome, too. i was just wondering, what was your inspiration for the song "hip to be square"? [ laughter ] >> donna, do you think that i am huey lewis? [ laughter ] no, i believe he's the next guest. >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. is he going to be here soon? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, he'll be here next. did you have a question for chris pratt? >> i don't, no. >> jimmy: okay. all right. yes. this gentleman right here. what's your name? >> hi. hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think people like this segment, i guess. >> it's a good segment. >> i have a question. >> jimmy: what's your name, sir? >> hi, my name's tom, by the way. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> hi, chris pratt. i have a question for mr. chris pratt. >> jimmy: yes, tom, go right ahead. >> so my question for you is of all the actors in the world, of all of the actors, who is your favorite actor? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: these are people he worked with you're talking about? >> just anyone. all the actors. all of them. all of them. >> all the actors in the world? denzel. >> jimmy: denzel washington? >> yeah. he's great. [ applause ] >> no, don't applaud. don't applaud. sorry, okay. yeah, that's cool. i like denzel, too. okay. what about an actor whose name begins with tom? [ laughter ] >> oh. >> how about that? >> tom cruise. >> jimmy: he's great. >> he's good. "top gun." >> okay. i can simplify it for you again. what if his second name began with an h? tom h. >> oh. hanks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tom hanks. >> "beautiful day in the neighborhood." >> jimmy: that was good too. >> that was good 37. >> he's british. >> i don't believe he's british. >> jimmy: he's not british. >> come on. >> oh, i see where this is going. >> okay. >> we've got him now. >> tom hardy. [ laughter ] he played "venom." and he was very good. "warrior." great movie. >> jimmy: does that answer your question? >> try younger. >> jimmy: but still with the -- >> still with the tom h. >> jimmy: still with the tom h? oh, wow. >> hiddleston. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> is huey lewis going to be here soon? >> jimmy: yeah. he'll be here next. [ cheers and applause ] did you want to come join us? >> i would love to come and join you guys. >> jimmy: all right. we'll be right back with chris pratt and tom h. 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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is. >> it's -- and so that story is really the genesis of these two brothers who go on this magical quest in a fantasy world to seek out the father they never found and to go on a quest to bring him back for one day. so it's written by a director who went through this with his brother, and what's so moving to me is that his brother did not know what this movie was about. and he -- it's essentially a love letter to his older brother. >> jimmy: wow. >> and he showed the movie to his brother. it's truly incredible. it chokes me up thinking about it. but it's very emotional, but just like an "up" or any of the pixar movies in that the tone in the title and disney's pixar, it does make you laugh, it moves you, it the it's an adventure, a lot of action, it's beautiful. but it's emotional. >> jimmy: and you guys are brothers in the movie. did you tape together? >> a couple times, yeah. >> jimmy: do you feel like you are brothers? >> absolutely. >> it feels like it. >> jimmy: you both have brothers. chris, you have an older brother, right? >> yeah, i have an older brother. and a sister angie. >> jimmy: and tom has two younger brothers. something is always going on with those two characters. are they with you tonight? >> they're not actually. their 21st birthday tomorrow, and i'm out the house. so i might come home and it's been burned to the ground. >> jimmy: twin valentine's babies. >> which is great for them because valentine's day is now their day. >> jimmy: sure. for now. >> well. >> jimmy: what are you expected, as a big movie star now, to get your two younger brothers for their 21st twin birthday? go ahead. >> what did i get them? >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> i bought my brother sam a piano, because he loves playing the piano. >> jimmy: great. >> and i bought my brother harry a rolex. >> jimmy: oh. >> but with my parents. we went half and half. it was a real family endeavor. 21st is a big birthday. they'll keep those for the rest of their lives and they'll be very memorable. and it's a big day for them. but i already got their presents, though. i didn't just ruin -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, the movie's great. and it comes out on march 6th. it's called "onward." tickets are on sale now if you want to get them. chris pratt and tom holland, everybody. we'll be back with huey lewis. 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[whispering] how about one that boots up fast? [whispering] it's switching time. how's that for fast? switch to booting up as fast as six seconds. switch to chromebook. ♪ switch to chromebook. (vo) ♪ i want to rock! (rock!) ♪ i want to rock! (rock!) ♪ i want to rock! (rock!) ♪ rock! (rock) ♪ rock! (rock) ♪ rock! (rock) ♪ i want to... (chris rock) who'd you expect? (sylvester stallone) i don't know...me? (vo) ♪ i want to rock! ♪ rock! (rock) ♪ rock! (rock) ♪ i want to rock! >> jimmy: oh, hello there. still to come, music from sam hunt. our next guest is a grammy award-winning singer and songwriter who sold more than 30 million records and is the main reason my parents got me a walkman for christmas in high school. this is his first new album in more than a decade. it's called "weather." it just came out right now. please welcome huey lewis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> good. >> jimmy: so huey, first of all, your hearing is not good, right? >> right. >> jimmy: you can hear me okay right now? >> kind of, yeah, kind of. >> jimmy: explain why you're not singing tonight. >> i was diagnosed with a thing called menier's disease that they don't know a lot about. maybe 33 years ago i lost my right ear. lost all but like 20% left, lost 80% of my right ear. and then two years ago my left ear went out. and now although it fluctuates from, you know, sort of mildly bad to horrible, and when it's mildly bad i'm okay, i wear ear -- hearing aids and i might could sing again. but i don't know that yet. i haven't been able to stabilize long enough, so that's the object. >> jimmy: so for many years you were singing with hearing in only one year. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which i guess is no problem, huh? >> no problem. when i first lost my right ear, i went to this e.n.t. guy, well-respected e.n.t. guy. and he said get used to it. i said what do you mean get used to it? i'm a musician. he said hey, bernie wilson had one ear, jimi hendrix had one ear. i have one ear, and i'm in a barbershop quartet. >> jimmy: he had one ear. you went to an ear doctor that only has one ear? [ laughter ] i think i figured out the problem. [ laughter ] >> you ever seen a dentist's teeth? they aren't very good either. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're right, you're actually right on that. so you're dealing with this. >> right. >> jimmy: and you've recorded this album. these are songs that you recorded before you had the problem with your ear. >> yep. >> jimmy: and you've been working on this for quite some time. >> exactly. >> jimmy: and then this is the new album. have your fellow musicians reached out to you? i don't know if people know about this yet. who has reached out to you that made, that shared something with you that stuck with you, stuck with you? [ applause ] sorry, i'm -- >> well, lots of people, lots of fellow musicians and everything, but one, tico torres who's a buddy of mine. >> jimmy: from bon jovi. >> from bon jovi. drummer for bon jovi. we became pals. we've been pals for a while now. and when my hearing went out, i hadn't seen him for a couple months. tico frs new jersey. sew sees me, runs over to me and says hey, how are you doing? i said not great, tico, i can't hear. i can't play music yet because i can't hear pitch and it's really terrible. and he goes, what are you gonna do? [ laughter ] so that's my mantra now. >> jimmy: what are you gonna do? [ laughter ] [ applause ] there is some wisdom there. last night, i interviewed you for an hour at the grammy museum here in l.a. and every time we talk, and we talk a lot -- and i feel like people think of you as the "hip to be square" guy, and i feel like people don't really know you at all. you told me a story about -- and i'll just kind of get into it. you were just out of high school. your dad told you don't go to college. instead, hitchhike through europe. he gave you no money to do that. you stowed away on a plane to get to europe. and then you got to europe. you wind up in north africa, correct? >> yep. >> jimmy: and what happens in north africa? >> well, i played harmonica in the square. i went to marrakech. casablanca and then marrakesh. and i played in the square. and i made like, with a hat, you know, i busked, played harmonica right next to the snake charmer and the bicyclist, the acrobat. and i'd make like three dierems. and my youth hostile is one dierem and all i could eat was half a dierem. i kind of enjoyed it. i went there for a week or so. we got stoned. >> jimmy: right. >> it was kind of hard to leave, actually. >> jimmy: how long did you wind up staying? >> three months. >> jimmy: three months. >> but then when i left, actually, it was a funnier story, hitchhiking, going to go up through portugal, through spain, i'm in spain now, i'm hitchhiking and here on the horizon comes a 1925 chevrolet pulling an airstream trailer. >> jimmy: what year is this? >> this is 1968. >> jimmy: okay. so this car is old. >> the car's old then! >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the guy stops and it's an old dutchman. i'll never forget him. jimmy vanderol was his name. he had a big handlebar mustache. he picks me up. he said where are you going? i said i'm trying to get to portugal. he said no problem, that's where i'm going. he liked to drink. so we stopped at every bar on the way. about 10:00 at night, we're on this levee, and there's water everywhere, and suddenly, he drives off the levee and into the water. water's up to the floorboards like that. oh, my gosh. well, he gets out, grabs the fire extinguisher and sprays the distributor, which i didn't know, i guess, drives everything out. >> jimmy: because you never have drunkenly driven into a levee before. [ laughter ] >> true. >> jimmy: that's the sort of thing you learn. >> so now, and he drives straight out. but when we get to -- he drives straight out and we're fine. we get to the border of portugal, about 11:30 at night, and i can't find my passport, because it's floated out from the airstream trailer out of my knapsack in the sideboard of the air stream. so i don't have a passport, can't go to portugal. have to go back to seville. >> jimmy: they leave without you, these guys. >> yeah, they leave without me. >> jimmy: great. >> well, it was okay. i'm okay. now i hitchhike. first of all i spent the night that night, i found a little rock band rehearsing that night, sat in with them. showed them a couple tunes. we had a little jam. they let me sleep on the floor. next day i hitchhike to seville. on friday, i remember it was a friday because i finally get to the embassy, which is hard to get to hitchhikingwise. but i get out there and she shut the door in my face basically. it was about 5:00 in the evening. they said do you have $20? i said no. they said come back monday with 20 bucks. boom. so i go into seville. i sit with a night watchman. i meet a night watchman there in a construction site. really a great guy. and i asked him, i said can i sleep -- i don't speak any english, he doesn't speak any spanish but -- >> jimmy: no, you speak english. [ laughter ] >> he didn't speak any english. >> jimmy: right. >> but we had this great conversation. we kind of understood each other. and he taught me how to say -- [ speaking foreign language ] and how to get work and all this stuff and taught me how to say that. so the next day i'm busking again. and these kids come by, these college kids, and oh, my gosh. they're taken with me, and they talked to me. they can speak english, and we talked. and they want to know all about san francisco. because it's 1968. san francisco's exploded and i know all about it of course. >> jimmy: yeah. you're from there. >> and i said my problem, i've got to get a passport. so they said what are we going to do? we'll throw you a concert. so i said great. we auditioned for a guitar player. we found this kid from australia named michael, who lived in the outback, but he had one record, a sonny terry, brownie mcgee record. it was kind of a blues record. and i knew a bunch of those songs. so we woodshedded for a few days. and these kids put up these amazing posters. they were super artistic these kids. all over town. huey, los blues. con huey los blues everywhere. so now we have this concert on the college campus. and oh, my gosh, it's sold out. >> jimmy: how many people? >> probably 1200 people. >> jimmy: 1200 people. >> sold out. and the first band, we have an opening act, they're called nuevos tempos. the new times. and they're tremendous. they're like a ten-piece horn band. choreographed, wardrobe. they're unbelievably great. and i'm thinking oh, my god, we are going to die here. so our little stage -- there's a big stage and our little stage went out in the front. there's a little pod that you'd go out. and we had two chairs and two microphones. he's got acoustic guitar and i've got my harmonicas. and i'm singing. so we go out and they announce us. we go out, there's applause, nice applause. kind of polite applause. and then, pin-drop quiet. we start the first song. da-dun, da-dun, da dun, da-dun. i'm playing along. and you can hear a pin drop. it is so quiet. and i'm thinking to myself as i'm playing the song, oh, my god, we are bombing. we are so bombing. and i finish the song, and the place erupts in tumultuous applause. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> and i thought, i'm going to do this. >> jimmy: i want to show you something real quick. this is a clip we found. >> huey lewis. >> oh, no. ♪ >> oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a young huey lewis and sean hopper who is still part of the news. huey lewis and the news, "weather" is out now. we'll be back with sam hunt. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the 2020 gle. mercedes-benz, the best or nothing. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the benz or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to chris pratt, tom holland, and huey lewis. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, this is his album, "south side." here with the song "kinfolks," sam hunt! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i saw you going by i had to say hello i don't mean to pry but girl i gotta know ♪ ♪ what is your name how come i ain't seen you around before tell me ♪ ♪ now you know i ain't ever had a type having a type takes two but i know what i like ♪ ♪ and you're the only one of you you're something else and i know we just met but ♪ ♪ i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks to my old friends to the house in the pines ♪ ♪ where the road ends take you to my hometown where i grew up where i thought i knew ♪ ♪ it all before i knew what love was gave up on it but honey you got my hopes up ♪ ♪ and i'm thinking that i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks i wanna take you home ♪ ♪ not just take you home tonight get joanie on the phone she'll leave us on a light ♪ ♪ i wanna see the way you look up under all those stars yeah ♪ ♪ you don't need to talk word's gonna get around they'll tell you how they thought i'd ♪ ♪ never settle down out on the porch ain't it funny the way things change ♪ ♪ i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks to my old friends to the house in the pines where the road ends ♪ ♪ take you to my hometown where i grew up where i thought i knew it all before i ♪ ♪ knew what love was gave up on it but honey you got my hopes up and i'm thinking that i ♪ ♪ wanna introduce you to my kinfolks i want you tonight i don't ever wanna ♪ ♪ be without i don't wanna wait around for the right time i wanna introduce you to ♪ ♪ my kinfolks to my old friends to the house in the pines where the road ends ♪ ♪ take you to my hometown where i grew up where i thought i knew it all before i knew ♪ ♪ what love was gave up on it but honey you got my hopes up ♪ ♪ and i'm thinking that i wanna introduce you to my kinfol i'm thinking that ♪ ♪ i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks ♪ ♪ i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks ♪ ♪ ♪ i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, guys. this is "nightline." >> tonight, keep your distance. new government guidelines. >> avoid gathering in groups of more than ten people. >> the president saying the outbreak could now last until august. >> how are you talking to your family about this? how are you talking to your youngest son? >> i've spoken actually with my son. he says how bad is this? it's bad. it's bad. >> the state of testing. >> something is very, very wrong. people that are in critical condition need those test results quickly. they don't have time to wait. >> health care strained already. >> what are you runningutofstor. >> thousands of people are rushing to try to get into the costco here. >> plus, a vaccine trial getting fast-tracked with a shot in the arm.

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