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on to the most popular sexual position of all, obligatory. if you're smart, you'll do what i do on valentine's. you don't have to make a big deal out of it, you don't have to spend a lot of money. just hand your wife a single rose and say "this means you get to stay." i thought you loved the bachelor! this is something i learned today. you know those little candy hearts that have the messages on them that taste like a mixture between rubber and chalk? originally, they were called wedding candies. now we call them sweethearts. they were invented by a man in the mid-1800s by a man named daniel chase, who invented a machine that stamped messages on the hearts, but the messages in the 1800s, were different, your blanket has pox, richmond has fallen, train's been blown up. bear ate little joe. you're my favorite prostitute and cobblepot. the cobblepot talk got people going back then. former white house press secretary sean spicer has you all hooked up. there's a personal celebrity video website. they'll make videos for people, called "cameo." for a new low price, your special lady or fella will love you in ways you never thought possible. >> hey, guys, it's sean spicer with an amazing deal. this month, for the entire month of february, my videos that normally cost $400 are 50% off. $199 is giving to give you the best valentine's gift ever. >> jimmy: will it, though? i don't know. he's doing it to raise money for the independence fund to raise money for veterans, but getting a video message from sean spicer seems like better way to say you want a divorce. what does president trump get the first lady, melania, and the second lady, lindsey graham, what does he get them? flowers? chocolate, taco bowls? he is a man of great passion. he cannot contain emotions of any kind. and in fact, he celebrates valentine's all yearlong with a major focus on hugging and kissing. >> there was hugging. there was almost kissing. i just love the guy. he was hugging me, kissing me. the heads of these companies are coming up and hugging and kissing me. she was hugging and kissing. hugging and kissing. hugging and kissing and crying. they're all hugging and kissing. everyone's crying. hugging and kissing and crying and laughing. i said wait a minute, i just said hello to the guy 15 minutes ago, and he's kissing me. >> jimmy: if that doesn't get you in the mood, i don't know what is going to. so today trump's attorney general william barr made an unexpected statement. four prosecutors for the justice department resigned after barr overruled them and said he would lower the seven to nine years they recommended for roger stone who is convicted of lying to congress, witness tampering and obstruction of justice. this came after trump angrily tweeted that he thought stone's sentence recommendation was unfair. barr told abc news that he thought it's time for the president to stop tweeting about the department of justice criminal cases. in other words, he's like, listen, moron, how am i supposed to do your dirty work if you keep telling people about it. and some people are applauding him. i think it's a pr move. barr did this without trump's okay. if he said this without trump's permission, he would be covered in tweet vomit, covered in little orange fist marks all over his face. john kelly is also speaking out. last night in new jersey, john kelly defended the newly-fired lieutenant colonel alexander vindman, who testified against the president and criticized the president's position on many subjects, which is all well and good, but it's now a year since he left the white house. this is like a smoke detector that goes off after your house burns down. trump lashed back at kelly on twitter and is continuing to unload on former mayor michael bloomberg. it appeared michael bloomberg has gotten under the president's trumplestiltskin. he tweeted that mini mike is a 5'4" mass of dead energy. mo who does not want to be on the stage with these professional politicians. no box. bloomberg replied, we know many of the same people in new york. behind your back they laugh at you and call you a carnival barking clown. they know you inherited a fortune and squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence. that is going to make him mad. i mean, that's -- if i was mike bloomberg, and i had $61 billion, which is what he has, this is how i would get in trump's head. i'd buy every ad on fox news from now until november. i would ruin his precious hannity time. his fox and friends. maybe instead of an election we should put these goal old billionaires on a jungle island with sharp sticks and force them to hunt each other. put it on pay-per-view. all proceeds go to the homeless. it's a good idea. [cheers and applause] it's settled then. i don't know if we have any baseball fans. but the houston astros had a press conference, jim crane addressed the media to answer for the sign-stealing plot that helped them beat the dodgers in the world series in 2017 and the yankees in the playoffs. >> mr. crane, what do you have to say to the yankees and teams that you beat in '17? >> listen, the yankees had a few comments out there. you know, our opinion is, you know, that this didn't impact the game. we had a good team. we won the world series, and we'll leave it at that. >> jimmy: yeah, of course you'll leave it at that. you did the cheating. and what a half-astros apology that was. the idea that the batters on the astros, knowing, the pitchers knowing what they were going to throw before they threw the pitches didn't impact the game is ludicrous. fortunately, one reporter followed up. >> did you say this didn't impact the game? and what do you mean by that? >> i didn't say it didn't impact the game. >> jimmy: you didn't? what about two seconds ago when you did? >> isn't sign stealing a distinct advantage for the hitter? doesn't it automatically impact competition? >> it could possibly do that. it could possibly not. >> jimmy: yep, those are the two options that, that's the old, there are fine people on both sides argument. i want to say thank you to president trump where no one has to take responsibility for anything again. had this is a wonderful time we're living in. luckily, there as still one athletic event we can count on. that is the westminster dog show. they had the 144th dog show wrapped up tuesday in new york. we have an annual tradition here. every year we have our graphics department painstakingly remove the dogs from the westminster dog show, and here now is the 2020 installment of westminster without dogs. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all right. [ applause ] wait until you see the daytona 500 without cars this weekend. one more thing before we forge ahead. it is thursday night. that means it is time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. [cheers and applause] >> a man that i've gotten to know too well. i [ bleep ]ed his wife. i mean, his wife, she was with me before he was with me. i have to say it. >> two old men eating [ bleep ] isn't funny. two popes eating [ bleep ] is funny. yeah, yeah. >> leo, i'll ride on your [ bleep ] any day, man. >> madison, i think you're [ bleep ] peter. >> i want to ask you about something hillary clinton said this week. she would [ bleep ] you again, believe it or not. this time she said she'd [ bleep ]. >> she'd [ bleep ] me again? >> she did. >> we've been asking people at home to send in photos and videos of your [ bleep ], and michelle and myself sitting here having a great time seeing everybody's [ bleep ]s. >> let's get something straight here, i didn't [ bleep ]. he [ bleep ]ed me. >> oh, no, i [ bleep ]ed [ bleep ]ed your wife. >> yeah. >> ah, come on. we came to see some action! [ bleep ] the squirrel! [ bleep ] the squirrel! [ bleep ] the squirrel! 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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: all right. tonight, on the show, he is a bona fide american treasure. this is his first new album in quite some time it's called "weather" - the one and only huey lewis is here. and then music from another man with a new album/ "southside" comes out april 3rd. sam hunt from the mercedes-benz stage. our first guest tonight is a hugely popular movie star, terminator-in-law and all-around delightful guy. his new movie from disney and pixar is called "onward." it opens march 6th. please say hello to america's valentine, chris pratt. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it goin'? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. are you ready for valentine's day? >> i'm ready, i'm ready, yeah. >> jimmy: are you one of those guys who plans it in advance? >> oh, yeah. you got to. do you? >> jimmy: i do. you know what's funny? i learned my lesson. >> you have? you learned the hard way? >> jimmy: i have, those cvs runs at 5:00, all those sad guys picking out glitter. >> somewhere in america is a man watching right now. so full of anxiety, because he just realized it's valentine's day tomorrow. >> jimmy: if he's lucky, he realized it now. what are you ready with? what's the plan? >> oh, man. here's the deal, guys. you got to go flowers. >> jimmy: for sure. >> but the classy move is flowers for yourself, flowers for her mom and flowers for your mom. >> jimmy: excellent. >> i am. but here's thing. you're going to screw this up more than once. you're going to forget an anniversary, a valentine's day. so you set yourself up by periodically giving just, just-because flowers. >> jimmy: oh. >> here's a bouquet of flowers just because. >> jimmy: ah. >> flowers don't have to be expensive. a little card, a little note. learn her love language. learn to speak it. and periodically do something, so when you inevitably forget, she'll go, oh, well, they did that thing in march. >> jimmy: that's nice. it's an insurance policy. >> it is, it's insurance. >> jimmy: this is your first valentine's day with your bride, as man and wife. >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so you really have to deliver. [cheers and applause] >> yeah, i got to deliver, but i also knew that i was going to be basically working through this weekend, promoting the movie, so we celebrated our valentine's day last weekend. >> jimmy: oh, you did? that's good. that's always easier, better to get a dinner reservation. >> completely, but i did get her a little something. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> for tomorrow. >> jimmy: for tomorrow. >> for tomorrow. >> jimmy: and now i guess the surprise is ruined. >> oh, she doesn't watch your show, secret's safe! >> jimmy: when do you start shooting "jurassic world" again? >> very soon. >> jimmy: how do you get ready for that? >> you starve. >> jimmy: you starve? >> yeah, i starve. >> jimmy: why do you have to starve? >> well, because i have to put myself on a really strict code. because i'm 40 now. so if i eat like, i don't know, a starburst, i gain like 15 pounds. >> jimmy: you can't eat a starburst? >> no. >> jimmy: there's no such thing as dinosaurs anymore. they make those come out of nowhere. can't they do that with your body? can't they just cgi you? why would you even burden yourself with this? you know what i'm saying? if there could be a t-rex. >> yes, i know what you're saying! oh, my god! >> jimmy: you didn't think of that, did you? >> yeah! >> jimmy: maybe it's something to talk to your agent about or steven spielberg or something like that. >> they're pumping a lot of money into the thing i'm not running from. why can't i, why can't they dial this in, too? >> jimmy: i think they can. i think we've solved a lot of problems. i think you can eat a lot of candy now, tomorrow. >> you just cost universal a lot of money. >> jimmy: on parks and recreation, were you encouraged to be pudgy on that show? >> i was. thank you. i remember, in the first couple seasons, just unintentionally, i had gotten a little fat, and i was watching the episodes, i was like, oh, god, chris, you've really let yourself go. and then i was, like, this is some of the funniest stuff you've ever done. and i went to the, our creator, and i said i want to gain like another 30, 40 pounds. and he was like, okay. and so i did. and then it became a challenge. everyone wanted to see how much i could eat. i was, i remember a scene. this is funny. there was a restaurant in parks and rec. called the jurassic fork. >> jimmy: yeah, right, oddly. >> that was where we would go to eat. they gave us dinosaur-sized portions. i didn't have anything to say in the scene. so inevitably, i wanted to get some screen time, so i decided i would eat one rack of ribs per take. and if the camera happened to catch me i would be inhaling ribs. >> jimmy: the whole rack. >> the whole rack. the whole rib. i went through the equivalent of six pigs. >> jimmy: yes. >> i dined on the ribs of six different pigs. and every time, after every take, nick opperman, whose laugh is like this -- it tickles me to no end. i knew it was making nick laugh. i was making myself sick, but i had 12 racks of ribs, and then at lunch because our catering company was creating the ribs, i ate ribs. i got a big laugh. i think i gave myself, like -- [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: yeah, you shaved. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you shaved maybe three and a half years off your life to make nick laugh. >> the years i shaved off my life for the boring one. >> jimmy: we're going to do something a little bit different tonight. >> great. >> jimmy: we thought it would be fun to open the interview up to the audience and have a little bit of a q&a. >> that's nice. >> jimmy: because there are a lot of people who have questions for you. that guy right there, look at that. hi there. >> hi. i know you've worked a lot with dinosaurs. i was wondering, could you tell me what a velociraptor smells like? my guess is that it's chicken. >> okay, well, i mean the dinosaurs in "jurassic world" are all cgi. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so -- >> so you don't know? thanks a lot. >> jimmy: okay, sorry about that. we have another, yes, this lady right there. hi there, what's your name? >> hi, my name is donna. i think you're so talented. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. oh, chris. >> i just think you're super, and you're so handsome, too. i was just wondering, what was your inspiration for the song "hip to be square"? >> donna, do you think that i am huey lewis? i believe he's the next guest. >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. is he going to be here soon? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, he'll be here next. did you have a question for chris pratt? >> i don't, no. >> jimmy: okay. all right. this gentleman right here. what's your name? >> hi, hey. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i think people like this segment, i guess. >> it's a good segment. >> i have a question. >> jimmy: what's your name, sir? >> hi, my name's tom, by the way. [cheers and applause] hi, chris pratt. i have a question for mr. chris pratt. >> jimmy: sure, go ahead. >> of all the actors in the world. of all the actors, who, who is your favorite actor? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: these are people he worked with you're talking about? >> just anyone. all of them. >> all the actors in the world? denzel. >> jimmy: denzel washington? >> yeah. he's great. >> no, don't applaud. don't applaud. sorry, okay. that's cool. i like denzel, too. okay. what about an actor whose name begins with tom? >> oh. >> how about that? >> jimmy: tom cruise? he's great. >> he's good. "top gun." >> what if his second name began with an h? tom h. >> hanks, tom hanks. "beautiful day in the neighborhood." that was good. >> he's british. >> i don't believe he's british. >> jimmy: he's not british. >> come on. >> oh, i see where this is going. >> okay. >> we've got him now. >> tom hardy. he played "venom". and he was very good. warrior, great movie. >> jimmy: does that answer your question? >> try younger. >> jimmy: but still with the -- >> still with the tom h. >> jimmy: still with the tom h? oh, wow. >> hiddleston. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> is huey lewis going to be here soon? >> jimmy: yes. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: did you want to come join us? >> i would love to come and join you guys. >> jimmy: all right. we'll be right back with chris pratt and tom h. 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>> a couple times, yeah. >> jimmy: do you feel like you are brothers? >> absolutely. >> it feels like it. >> jimmy: you both have brothers. and tom has two younger brothers. something is always going on with those two characters. are they with you here tonight? >> they're not actually. their 21st birthday tomorrow, and i'm out the house. so i might come home, and it's been burned to the ground. >> jimmy: twin valentine's baby. >> which is great, because valentine's day is now their day. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, for now. what are you expected, as a big movie star now, to get your two younger brothers for their 21st, twin birthday. go ahead. >> what did i get them? >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> i bought my brother sam a piano, because he loves playing the piano. and i brought my brother harry, rolex, but with my parents. we went half and half. it was a real family endeavor. it's a big birthday. they'll keep those for the rest of their lives, it will be very memorable. and it's a big day for them. but i already got their presents, though. i didn't just ruin. >> jimmy: well, the movie's great. and it comes out on march 6th. it's called "onward". tickets are on sale now if you want to get them. chris pratt and tom holland. ♪ dramatic choir music ♪ dramatic choir music ♪ dramatic choir music hey earl, another cold one. you got it. cool, refreshing hvr. now's the time sale!... and take an extra 20% off!... pick up fleece for the family - $11.99 and under... shoes for the family - $35.99 and under... and these hamilton beach kitchen electrics are just $15.99 each... plus get kohl's cash! at kohl's and kohl's dot com. if you're living with hiv, and ask your doctor about biktarvy. biktarvy is a complete, one-pill, once-a-day treatment used for hiv in certain adults. it's not a cure, but with one small pill, biktarvy fights hiv to help you get to and stay undetectable. that's when the amount of virus is so low it can't be measured by a lab test. research shows people who take hiv treatment every day and get to and stay undetectabe can no longer transmit hiv through sex. serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems and kidney failure. rare, life-threatening side effects include a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems. do not take biktarvy if you take dofetilide or rifampin. tell your doctor about all the medicines and supplements you take, if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, or if you have kidney or liver problems, including hepatitis. if you have hepatitis b, do not stop taking biktarvy without talking to your doctor. common side effects were diarrhea, nausea, and headache. if you're living with hiv, keep loving who you are. and ask your doctor if biktarvy is right for you. how we worship, or who we love. and the 2020 census is how that great promise is kept. because this is the count that informs where hundreds of billions in funding will go each year for things like education, healthcare, and programs that touch us all. shape your future. start here. learn more at 2020census.gov i'm loooooving the all-new camera system on iphone 11! 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"weather," it just came out right now. please welcome huey lewis. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doin'? so huey, first of all, your hearing is not good, right? >> right. >> jimmy: you can hear me okay right now? >> kind of, yeah, kind of. >> jimmy: explain why you're not singing tonight. >> i was diagnosed with a thing called men yay's disease that they don't, i lost 80% of my right ear, and two years ago my left ear went out. although it fluctuates, from, you know, sort of mildly bad to horrible. and when it's mildly bad, i'm okay. i wear hearing aids, and i might could sing again, but i don't know that yet. i haven't been able to stabilize long enough, so that's the object. >> jimmy: so for many years, you were singing with hearing in only one ear. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which i guess is no problem, huh? >> no problem. when i first lost my right ear, i went to this ent guy, and he said, get used to it. i said what do you mean get used to it? i'm a musician. he says hey, bernie wilson had one ear, jimi hendrix had one ear. i have one ear, and i'm in a barbershop quartet. >> jimmy: you went to an ear doctor who only has one ear? i think i figured out the problem. >> you ever seen a dentist's teeth? they aren't very good either. >> jimmy: you're right, you're actually right on that. so you're dealing with this. >> right. >> jimmy: and you've recorded this album. these songs that you've recorded before you had the problem with your ear. >> yep. >> jimmy: and you've been working on this for quite some time. >> exactly. >> jimmy: and then this is the new album. have your fellow musicians reached out to you? i don't know if people know about this yet. who has reached out to you that made, that shared something with you that stuck with you, stuck with you. sorry, i'm -- >> well, lots of people, lots of fellow musicians and everything, but one, tico torres who's a buddy of mine. >> jimmy: from bon jovi. >> we've been pals for a while now. when my hearing went out, i hadn't seen him for a couple months. tico's from new jersey, he runs over and says hey, how you doin'? i said not great, tico. i can't hear, i can't play music yet, because i can't hear pitch, it's really terrible. he goes, what are you going to do? so that's my mantra now. >> jimmy: what are you going to do. >> what are you going to do? >> jimmy: there is some wisdom there. you, last night, i interviewed you for an hour at the grammy museum here in l.a. and every time we talked, and we talk a lot, and i feel like people think of you as the "hip to be square" guy, and i feel like people don't really know you at all. you told me a story about, and i'll just kind of get into it. you were just out of high school. your dad told you, don't go to college. instead, hitchhike through europe. he gave you no money to do that. you stowed away on a plane to get to europe. and then you got to europe. you wind up in north africa, correct? >> yep. >> jimmy: and what happens in north africa? >> well, i played harmonica in the square. went to marrakech. and i played in the square. and i made like, with a hat, you know, played harmonica right next to the snake charmer and the bicyclist, the acrobat. and i'd make like three dierems. and my youth hostel was like a dierem, and my food was half a dierem. i went there for a week or so. we got stoned. >> jimmy: right. >> it was kind of hard to leave, actually. >> jimmy: how long did you wind up staying? >> three months. >> jimmy: three months. >> but then, when i left, actually, it was a funnier story, hitchhiking, going to go up through portugal, i'm in spain now hitchhiking. and here on the horizon comes a 1925 chevrolet pulling an air stream trailer. >> jimmy: what year is this? >> this is 1968. >> jimmy: the car is old. >> the car's old then! >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the guy stops, and it's an old dutchman. jimmy vanderol. he had a big handlebar mustache. he picks me up. he said where are you going? i said i'm trying to get to portugal. he said that's where i'm going. he liked to drink. so we stopped at every bar on the way. about 10:00 at night, we're on this levee, and there's water everywhere, and suddenly, he drives off the levee and into the water. water's up to the floorboards like that. oh, my gosh. well, he gets out, grabs the fire extinguisher and sprays the distributor, which i didn't know, i guess, dries everything out. >> jimmy: because you never have drunkenly driven into a levee before. >> true. >> jimmy: that's the sort of thing you learn. >> so now, and he drives straight out. but, when we get to, and he drives straight out, and we're fine. we get to the border of portugal, about 11:30 at night, and i can't find my passport, because it's floated out from the air stream trailer out of my knapsack in the sideboard of the air stream. so i don't have a passport, can't go to portugal. have to go back to seville. >> jimmy: these guys leave without you. >> they leave without me. >> jimmy: great. >> i'm okay. now i hitchhike. first i spend the night that night. i found a little rock band rehearsing that night. sat in with them. showed them a couple tunes. we had a little jam. they let me sleep on the floor. next night i hitchhike to seville. on friday i remember it was a friday. i get to the embassy. it's hard to do hitchhiking wise. and they shut the door in my face basically. it was about 5:00 in the evening. they said do you have $20? i said no. they said come back monday with $20. boom, so i go into seville. i meet with a night watchman at a construction site. really a great guy. and i said, can i sleep, i don't speak any english. he doesn't speak any spanish. but we have -- >> jimmy: no, wait, you speak english. >> he didn't speak any english. >> jimmy: right. >> we had this great conversation. we kind of understood each other. and he taught me how to say -- and how to get work and all this stuff and taught me how to say that. so the next day i'm busking again. and these kids come by, these college kids, and oh, my gosh. they're taken with me, and they talked to me. they can speak english, and we talked. and they want to know all about san francisco. because it's 1968. san francisco's exploded and i know all about it of course. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and i said i got to get a passport. they said what are we going to do? we'll throw you a concert. so i said great. we auditioned for a guitar player. we found this kid from australia named michael, who lived in the outback, but he had one record, and it was kind of a blues record, and i knew a bunch of those songs. so we woodshedded for a few days. and they put up these posters, they were super artist huey, los blues. so now we have this concert on the college campus, and it's sold out. >> jimmy: how many people? >> 1200 people. sold out. and the first band, we have an opening act, they're called nuevos tempos. age they're tremendous. choreographed, wardrobe, unbelievably great, and i'm thinking, oh, my god, are going to die here. so our little stage went out in the front. there's a little pod that you'd go out. and we had two chairs and two microphones. he's got acoustic guitar and i've got harmonica. and we go out, they announce us. we go out, there's applause, nice applause. kind of polite applause. and then, pin-drop quiet. we start the first song. bump, bump, da, da, da. i'm playing along. and you can hear a pin drop. it is so quiet. and i'm thinking to myself as i'm playin' the song, oh, my god, we are bombing. we are so bombing. and i finish the song, and the place erupts in tumultuous applause. and i thought -- [ applause ] i'm going to do this. >> jimmy: this is a clip we found. >> huey lewis. >> oh, no. ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> oh! >> jimmy: that's a young huey lewis, huey lewis and the news, "weather" is out now. we'll be back sam hunt. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by the 2020 gle. mercedes benz, the best or nothing. tomtrump on the economy.ald his people over profits plan makes a living wage a right. creates thousands of good paying green jobs in california. and provides a 10% tax cut for everyone making under $250,000. tom's plan also makes health care a right, by adding a public option to obamacare. protects union negotiated plans. and ensures californians can make their own health care choices. i'm tom steyer and i approve this message. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes- benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank chris pratt, tom holland and huey lewis. apologies to matt damon, "nightline" is next, but first, this is his album, "southside" here with the song "kinfolks," sam hunt! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ i saw you going by i had to say hello i don't mean to pry but girl i gotta know ♪ ♪ what is your name how come i ain't seen you around before tell me ♪ ♪ now you know i ain't ever had a type having a type takes two but i know what i like ♪ ♪ and you're the only one of you you're something else and i know we just met but ♪ ♪ i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks to my old friends to the house in the pines ♪ ♪ where the road ends take you to my hometown where i grew up where i thought i knew ♪ ♪ it all before i knew what love was gave up on it but honey you got my hopes up ♪ ♪ and i'm thinking that i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks i wanna take you home ♪ ♪ not just take you home tonight get joanie on the phone she'll leave us on a light ♪ ♪ i wanna see the way you look up under all those stars yeah ♪ ♪ you don't need to talk word's gonna get around they'll tell you how they thought i'd ♪ ♪ never settle down out on the porch ain't it funny the way things change ♪ ♪ i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks to my old friends to the house in the pines where the road ends ♪ ♪ take you to my hometown where i grew up where i thought i knew it all before i ♪ ♪ knew what love was gave up on it but honey you got my hopes up and i'm thinking that i ♪ ♪ wanna introduce you to my kinfolks i want you tonight i don't ever wanna ♪ ♪ be without i don't wanna wait around for the right time i wanna introduce you to ♪ ♪ my kinfolks to my old friends to the house in the pines where the road ends ♪ ♪ take you to my hometown where i grew up where i thought i knew it all before i knew ♪ ♪ what love was gave up on it but honey you got my hopes up ♪ ♪ and i'm thinking that i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks and i'm thinking that ♪ ♪ i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks ♪ ♪ i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks ♪ ♪ i wanna introduce you to my kinfolks ♪ [cheers and applause] this is "nightline." tonight, firing line. the billionaire stirring the debate stage for the first time. >> i know how to take on an arrogant con man like donald trump. >> facing down his competition. >> i'd like to talk about who we're run being against, a billionaire who calls women fat broads and horse-faced lesbians, and no, i'm not talking about donald trump, i'm talking about mayor bloomberg. >> and the anti-millionaire front runner. >> we are sick and tired of billionaires like mr. bloomberg. ar why some of his supporters

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