Transcripts For KNTV The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Transcripts For KNTV The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 20240713

Will ferrell and more with the legendary roots crew. Its the tonight show staff favorites. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hi everyone and welcome to the tonight show at home edition. Man, we have a special tonight its wednesday tonight, but what a special week its been. Our staffers have been choosing their favorite sketches, interviews, bits that weve done from tonight show all the way back to late night. 11 years of comedy so please enjoy the best of the last 11 years. Hi, im tom and this is my dad, dave, and hes a director on the show. Hi, im nina and this is my mom, jen, and she gives my dad a lot of advice about directing the show this next clip is Bruce Springsteen and neil young singing whip my hair by willow smith. Its jimmy as a Young Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen as a young Bruce Springsteen. Its one of our favorite moments from the show and since we havent been able to get haircuts, weve got a lot of hair to whip around. Well, some of us do. Anyways, enjoy. [ applause ] ladies and gentlemen, neil young [ cheers and applause i whip my hai back and forth i whip my hair back and forth just whip i i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hai back and forth whip it real good hop up out the be and turn my swag o pay no attention to them haters cause we whip em of and we aint doing nothing wrong dont tell me nothing im just tryna have fu so keep the Party Jumping i whip my hai back and forth just whip it i whip my hai back and forth whip it real good [ cheers and applause dont let the hater keep me off my grind ill keep my head up i know ill be fine keep on fightin until i get there when im down and i feel like giving u i think again [ cheers and applause i whip my hai back and forth i whip my hair back and forth just whip i i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hai back and forth whip it real good all my ladies if you feel me whip your hair do it do it whip your hair whip your hair dont matter if it long or shor whip your hair do it do it whip your hair whip your hair oh oh oh oh whip my hai oh oh oh o whip my hair oh oh oh oh whip my hai i whip my hair back and forth whip your hair i whip my hai back and forth just whip it i whip my hai back and forth just whip it i whip my hai back and forth you gotta whip your hair [ cheers and applause thank you hi, im mark kelley im the bass player in the roots. And im marie kelley. I run the Hair Department and design all the wigs for the show hi, im Daniel Kelley and this is my brother and this is my sister. The sketch that we chose was let us play with your look. Its one of my favorite sketches that jimmy did. I particularly like his singing and the way that he the exited sketch really funny parts to me so, please check it out. This is let us play with your look. [ laughter ] let us play with your loo let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your loo let us play with your look [ cheers and applause let us play with your loo let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your loo let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your loo let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your loo let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your loo let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your loo let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your look let us play with your loo let us play with your look let us play with your look [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] greetings from new jersey my name is risa abrams smagula this is kira and thats violet, and thats mike. Im a coordinating and were a family and we love each other. Were a family and we love each other im a coordinating producer at the show and one of my favorite things that happens on the show is when tina fey comes on. And the next clip is lip flip with tina fey, where at the end can i just Say Something . Do you want to say tina fey uh, tina fey. Do you want to say jimmy fallon uh, no. Can i just say to orange you can maybe. Anyway, enjoy lip flip with tina fey and jimmy fallon from the tonight show 2014. Its a lip flip when you flip your lip its a lip flip yeah hey, how are you doing . [ laughter ] im jimmy fallon [ laughter ] i brought the tonight show back to new york [ cheers and applause yeah, forget about it. Yeah, i like to ask people questions. [ laughter ] im like best friends with justin timberlake. [ laughter ] you know, uh, uh [ laughter ] yeah, i forgot what i was going to say wait uh [ laughter ] i heard you like to sing is that true jimmy well, you know me. [ laughter ] i love to sing, sing, sing sing, sing, sing, bayoing, yoing, yoing [ talking nonsense ] sing, sing i love to sing [ laughter ] i have something in my throat. Hold on [ clearing throat get the camera way from [ laughter ] ooh, ooh ah [ laughter ] um i heard um i heard youve been taking, like, a beatboxing class like, could you break me off a a little bit [ laughter ] [ beat boxing [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy hey, i wanted to ask you. You know, what i really looked to dude here [ laughter ] i would really love to sing a duet with you. Hmm [ laughter ] um, do you happen to know the song endless love [ laughter and applause jimmy know it . What do you think i fall asleep to every night my love theres only you in my life the only thin thats brigh my first love youre every breath that i tak youre every step i make and i i want to shar all my love with you no one else will do and o oh lov ill be that foo for you im sure you know i dont mind oh you know i dont mind cause no one can den this love i have insid and ill giv it all to you my love my lov my lov my endless love [ cheers and applause when visible set out to create the future of phone service. We tossed the stuff that wasnt working. Stuff like footlong bills and fees from nowhere. Timewasting stores, misleading ads, unhelpful help centers. And saved the stuff that was working. Like verizons 4g lte network. Plus unlimited data, messages, and minutes. Its a simple system. Trim the bad. Make the good better. And way cheaper. Meet visible. Unlimited data on verizons 4g lte network. Just 25 for your first month. Join us at visible. Com. 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I remember setting every last detail of the original video and the challenge of trying to match it, only to get to the day of the shoot and have paul walk in with a full beard, which he was obligated to keep for a movie that he was in hes so charming and wonderful that it didnt matter at all, but it certainly caught us off guard and made us laugh. So i hope you enjoy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause sitting on this barstoo talking like a damn fool got the twelve oclock news blues and ive given up hop on the afternoon soaps and a bottle of cold brew is it any wonde im not craz is it any wonder im sane at all im so tired of losin i got nothing to d and all day to do it i go out cruisin but ive no place to g and all night to get there is it any wonde im not a criminal is it any wonder im not in jail is it any wonder ive got too much time on my hand its ticking awa with my sanity ive got too much time on my hands its hard to believe such a calamity ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking awa ticking away from me too much time on my hands tick tick tick ticking away too much time on my hands i dont know what to d too much time on my hands [ cheers and applause hi, everyone. My names Karina Kabalan im a coordinating producer on the tonight show. This is my husband, todd kabalan hi. And were a military couple, and jimmy has always been very supportive of the military this clip we want to share with you is one thats near and dear to our hearts. And its from a time when jimmy fallon, dwayne the rock johnson and somehow todd kabalan hmm decided to surprise me in the control room check it out, we got her good jimmy thank you so much from all of us for just for giving back to the troops because i know it means a lot to you and just anything you can do to give back. [ cheers and applause well, thank you i appreciate that, guys. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for the applause i appreciate that. And look, i think that, you know, if we ever have the opportunity to give back to our troops, i think we all should because, you know, were we live and enjoy the life we have, right, because of them jimmy yeah so, there is one more thing i wanted to do before i left tonight, jimmy so i would love to give back to a military family thats actually here in the audience. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause i mean so, if you if you would do me a favor, if you would come with me jimmy sure, of course. You guys want to do this . [ cheers and applause all right. Lets do this. Jimmy do they know do we know who it is they do not know. Jimmy they do not know they do not know. No this this person does not know, and im going to i want to walk over here in the audience and lets see. Well walk up here jimmy and this yeah lets see jimmy nope no, no. Jimmy hes laughing too much its not him youre laughing way too much jimmy laughing too much, yeah is it him . No, no. Lets see. Are you no. Jimmy this i dont see this person jimmy theyre not here i dont see this person no, no jimmy its a good looking crowd. I will say that. Its a very yeah, yeah jimmy its a very good looking crowd. [ cheers and applause theyre not here not here. No, no, no im going to go up here. Lets see. Really good looking crowd, though jimmy here hello hello. Jimmy hey. How are you . Hey. She was reaching for me [ laughter and applause jimmy yeah, she was reaching i saw her reaching she was reaching. Jimmy i saw her reaching yeah i saw her reaching is it here lets see you know what . I dont see this person up here lets go back here lets go back here thank you. Okay, watch these steps. Im going to open this door. Jimmy sure all right here we go lets see, lets see jimmy right in here . I think right in here wheres karina what is happening right now [ laughter ] whats going on . Hi. Hi. So youre karina . Yeah. Yeah, youre karina and i hear youre a producer of the show and youre an army vet . I am. Right my name is dwayne johnson. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause what is happening how you doing hi. Its so good to meet you. And i heard that you met your husband when you were you were both deployed in iraq yeah. Ah, okay. And your husbands name is todd yeah. And he is hes a Master Sergeant yeah. In the u. S. Air force he is yeah. Absolutely [ cheers and applause and you guys have been living apart for the past year and a half because hes 5,000 miles away so, karina, what jimmy and i wanted to do for you, we just wanted to thank you and your husband for your service and your sacrifice, and i personally heard you are the most amazing person. And we wanted to bring your husband home for you in the holidays turn around and hug your husband. [ cheers and applause oh my god jimmy im losing it right now. Im losing it. Come on. Group hug group hug. Group [ cheers and applause thank you for everything [ laughter ] thank you how did you even do this without me knowing jimmy we love you, pal we love you. You guys, my thanks to todd. Thank you, karina. Thank you to dwayne johnson. [ cheers and applause jimmy well be right back with some of my favorite moments from late night and the tonight show. Stick around we are running our covid19 Technology Response on teams. 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Find out all the ways a lexus can be yours at lexus. Com experience amazing at your lexus dealer. Well then chill your reeses, dessyoull eat it slower. Ast . I wouldnt know i swallow mine whole like a duck. Not sorry. Reeses. Hello, my name is keith mcphee im the Music Supervisor of the tonight show. And the production manger for the roots. Im here at home with my wife michelle whos downstairs, who doesnt want to get made up. And my son whos upstairs playing video games. So, you know, thats a wrap. Im here to introduce a segment called the wheel of music impressions with jamie foxx hes incredibly talented it was a great bit enjoy. Jimmy we all know you have a great voice. You can act, but actually a lot of people know you are a great impressionist as well. Yeah. Jimmy and so with that in mind, its time for a game called wheel of musical impressions. Here we go whats this jimmy all right. How it works, is were going to take turns hitting this button here, which activates the musical impressions generator. Right, right. Jimmy okay okay. Jimmy it will land on one random singer that one of us can do an impression of. Right jimmy and then one random song title hmm jimmy and whoevers turn it is has to do an impression of that musician doing that song. Wow, game show. Jimmy since youre my yes. [ laughter ] since youre my guest, why dont you go first heres the emergency microphone [ laughter ] okay, emergency microphone. In case of a emergency follow my voice were going to exit out. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] what do i do, is this okay jimmy ready . Ah. [ beeping jimmy mick jagger. Do you do [ laughter ] you do mick jagger well, im gonna do him now. Pause. [ laughter ] pause. Jimmy mick jagger doing it pause [ laughter ] pause. Double pause [ laughter ] double pause jimmy no, no, no yeah no, an impression of mick jagger. Oh, man okay, okay jimmy Hakuna Matata. Roots . Yeah [ cheers and applause Hakuna Matata such a wonderful phras hakuna matat aint no passin craze Hakuna Matata [ cheers and applause jimmy oh [ cheers and applause oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. Dude, youre just you know how to do it you know how to bring it all right, here we go. Its my turn hakun [ laughter ] [ beeping whoa. Jimmy i love you, you love me. What is that one thats the barney song . Jimmy barney song. Jimmy you wanna do that high i love yo you love m were a happy family with a great big hu and a kiss from me to yo wont you sa you love me too [ cheers and applause high note song [ laughter ] i can do it jimmy i want to do the low there again. No, you got to do the high up there again [ laughter ] jimmy i was ready to do the low very good. All right, jamie, youre up. Oh, uhoh [ beeping [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] jimmy john legend singing the toysrus jingle all right jimmy remember, i dont wanna i dont want to grow up [ laughter ] im a toysrus kid [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause got a lot a million toy that i could play with i dont want to grow up [ cheers and applause maybe if i di i couldnt b a toys r us kid [ cheers and applause toy to all of you [ laughter ] with all of me get a big wheel and some toy [ laughter ] ill give you all and he dont ever get excited. As soon as he goes [ laughter ] and he goes right back to this all of you [ laughter ] jimmy you dont even do anything give it up for john legend. [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy he didnt know which way yeah, he didnt know where to exit. Jimmy this show is off the rails tonight, man [ light laughter ] it is just i love man, we got to, man jimmy all right, here we go here we go we got to jimmy we got to. We have to, right . Yes jimmy here we go [ beeping [ laughter ] oh jimmy Bruce Springsteen. Springsteen. Give me a springsteen. Stories from your friends next door they never told you might b a star tonight so let that camera roll your red, white and blu all the funny things you d america americ this is you yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy here broke something. [ laughter ] something, a vein popped out [ laughter ] that i didnt know i had like i had like three veins pop out like [ laughter ] oh, man jimmy hitting the high note all right, well do well finish off with well one more, okay youre horse like doc rivers [ laughter ] jimmy i was, yeah. Yeah, i dont know, maybe, you know, next year. I dont know [ laughter ] i cant explain it [ laughter ] you know, we tried, you know [ laughter and applause i mean, its not blakes fault its not blakes fault its not on blake. Its on all of us. Yeah, we all did jimmy doc, can you sing happy birthday to my kid here id like to sing happy birthday. happy birthday [ laughter ] to your kid. Thats all i can sing. Jimmy now, are you inhaling im inhaling and exhaling [ laughter ] doc rivers has been hoarse since birth. [ laughter ] hes like ahh [ laughter ] hi, mama. Hi, dad. [ laughter ] hes got the best answers, though he always come you just lost everything i know, we did. [ laughter ] hes always on your side you cant get him. I know, i dont know what to do. [ laughter ] i make shares, not on blake its not just blake. [ laughter ] ive got to get my larynx fixed. [ laughter ] okay [ beeping [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy well [ laughter ] yeah jimmy i no. I dont know jennifer hudson, on top of spaghetti. I dont know how this would even happen. On top of spaghetti [ cheers and applause all covered with chees i lost my poor meatbal then somebody sneezed [ cheers and applause rolled off th table on to the floo and then my

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