Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Michael Strahan, brene brown, musical guest patty smyth, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh hi, everybody. Hello. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. We are here from studio 6a in new york city. [ cheers and applause thank you so much for watching thanks for being here. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, its been five days since the election was called, and President Trump still has no plans to concede. Pretty soon were going to need Vladimir Putin to stage an intervention [ laughter ] look, it actually isnt my birthday we were worried about you. [ light laughter ] yeah, we could be working on the pandemic or the economy, but instead we had to lure trump out of the white house like a cat burrowed under the couch. [ laughter ] tru
Dont touch the doorknob if its too hot. This could be quite a mess. There are already long lines. Voting is under way in several states, including california, where not only are people casting their ballots, theyre also cleaning them. Sacramento county officials are asking people to stop disinfecting their mailin ballots. The registrar of voters says they have received at least 100 ballots damaged by disinfecting alcohol spray. In one case the registrar says someone microwaved their ballot. Jimmy well. That makes sense. What set doing you use to microwave a ballot . Potato . I have to say, if youre purelling and microwaving your mailin ballot, im okay with you sitting this one out votewise. There are brazen attempts to steal this election going on already. After months of trump yammering about how the vote is rigged, the vote is rigged, the vote is rigged, the California Republican party stands accused of setting up illegal ballot boxes to collect votes. More than 50 unofficial ballot
Steve from rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight join jimmy and his guests michael che, Megan Rapinoe, musical guest angel olsen, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, my goodness. Welcome to the show. Nice to see you, roots welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Well, lets get right to it, guys the good news is President Trump is back to focusing on the coronavirus. The bad news is, trump is back to focusing on the coronavirus the president retweeting a conspiracy video, alleging that there is a cure for the virus and that masks do not work the video is then removed by twitter, facebook and youtube, because it violated rules against spreading misinformation jimmy in 14 tweets, trump undermined dr. Fauci, dismissed facemasks and boasted about hydroxychloroquine working again. What is he doing even flatearthers think this guy is out of his mind they walked to the edge of the
Steve from rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests michael che, Megan Rapinoe, musical guest angel olsen, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, my goodness. Welcome to the show. Nice to see you, roots welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Well, lets get right to it, guysntrump is back to focusing on the coronavirus. The bad news is, trump is back to focusing on the coronavirus the president retweeting a conspiracy video, alleging that there is a cure for the virus and that masks do not work the video is then removed by twitter, facebook and youtube, because it violated rules against spreading misinformation jimmy in 14 tweets, trump undermined dr. Fauci, dismissed facemasks and boasted about hydroxychloroquine working again. What is he doing even flatearthers think this guy is out of his mind they walked to the edge of the earth and looked over. It
Something you could do on a green screen. Im pretty sure somebody could figure it out. I cant believe people are concentrating on that and not how crazy my hair looks. My wife had to help me tame it today. You cant get a haircut. You cant go out to eat. You cant run up to a stranger and lick their face. It very much feels like were living in the opening scene of a zombie movie. And yet, humanity is still happening. We have seen videos from italy and all over the world of families isolated in their apartments belting out songs from their balconies, playing instruments to lift their spirits and the spirits of those around them. And nowhere have these fire escape artists been greeted with more enthusiasm than new york city. [ bleep ] shut the [ bleep ] up and that was mayor diblasio new york is the best jimmy sadly, the death toll in new york city is over 900 now. The governor is asking doctors and nurses from other states to come and help. Last night this is how they lit up the Empire St