Jimmy no, i mean i loved it but im just tariq Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy yeah tariq see you on stage, man. Jimmy green one eats fast. Blue one eats fast green one eats faster. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Whoopi Goldberg emma corrin musical guest Dierks Bentley and featuring the legendary roots crew and now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everyone welcome, please. Thank you so much for being here we are coming at you live from new york city right now. Everybody, come on welcome to the tonight show lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, everyone is talking about this today twitter officially launched a new feature where your tweets disappear after 24 hours called fleets come on, twitter, you wait until trump is leaving, then introduce disappearing tweets. Twitter was like, we solved our biggest prob
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Michael Strahan, brene brown, musical guest patty smyth, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh hi, everybody. Hello. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. We are here from studio 6a in new york city. [ cheers and applause thank you so much for watching thanks for being here. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, its been five days since the election was called, and President Trump still has no plans to concede. Pretty soon were going to need Vladimir Putin to stage an intervention [ laughter ] look, it actually isnt my birthday we were worried about you. [ light laughter ] yeah, we could be working on the pandemic or the economy, but instead we had to lure trump out of the white house like a cat burrowed under the couch. [ laughter ] tru
Finally i read that abc is working on a new version of the bachelor for the elderly [ light laughter ] im not sure its necessary. Theres already a place where old people can meet. Its called the democratic debates. We have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Supertalented show. One of my favorite guys, nick jonas is here oh, i love nick jonas. [ cheers and applause teve a delight. Jimmy hes awesome steve man is a delight jimmy love that guy. Also, one of the funniest people out there i love him, too. Steve coogan is here steve come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy good movie hes really good and we have a great were so lucky we get to have broadway performances because were here in new york and broadways right down the street and theyre so talented we have a performance from the new Broadway Musical featuring the music of bob dylan girl from the North Country is here tonight. [ cheers and applause im excited
Cause theyre gone i am announcing i am suspending my campaign for president. When your polls were high we will win or asking whos this guy im tom steyer. [ laughter ] no one know they come and go goodbye super tuesday the race goes on but without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you dont ask yourself why no one vote for me i know we can do it, because ive done it could have told you thats the way it would be in the polls, mayor de blasio is hovering around zero. [ laughter ] your ideas were whack im going to harness love [ laughter ] you tried lots of snack its how it goes you didnt get a rose [ laughter ] goodbye super tuesday the race goes on without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you jimmy we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, roots thank you, everybody hey, i want to send a shout out to everyone down in nashville recovering from last nigh
[ cheers and applause its the rush of relaxation. Introducing the allnew lincoln corsair. Jimmy wow. Thank you very much, everybody hello. [ cheers and applause thank you so much, everybody and welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Well, guys, today is super tuesday. Its such an important day for our country. Thats right, millions of americans went into the polls, stepped into a voting booth and went, eh, i guess. Dont get mad. Get e trade, dawg. [ laughter ] actually, people were pumped for today. Democrats havent been this excited since the 800 times President Trump was almost removed from office. [ laughter ] thats right, today was super tuesday. 14 states voted and over magnum ice cream double caramel. 1,300 delegates were up for grabs. And good news, once super tuesday is over, there is now in ice cream tubs and bars. Only eight more months until the election we do it every night. No every night. I live alone