Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Salma Hayek Pinault, George Mackay, the experts from ask this old house, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1182 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, hi welcome. I love you hey, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you very much. Well, guys, lets get to some news things are pretty still pretty tense between trump and irant an possibly attacking us, he said, quote, if it happens, it happens. [ laughter ] its like when the civil war started and Abraham Lincoln declared, it is what it is. [ laughter ] what do you want from me . And this isnt good. The u. S. Military accidentally sent a draft letter ordering u. S. Troops to leave iraq ,and the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff called it a kerfuffle. [ laughter ] then trump was like, i believe the word is covfefe. [ laughter ] kerfuffle. Co
Hurricane donald ravaged much of the country yesterday. The effects are still being felt and talked about. I dont know about you, i dont know about your world, but i feel like this is the only thing anyone talks about. Trump and maybe game of thrones. Thats it. [ laughter ] and game of thrones only has two episodes left. So were kind of screwed when that goes. Last night on our show, if you missed it, i had a message for those who voted for donald trump. I explained that i understood why they did it but encouraged those of them who deep down feel like now they look back and made a mistake, to just admit it and move on. And i think, i have to say i think it might have worked. I really think i made a breakthrough. And i base that on the thoughtful responses i got on twitter and facebook. [ laughter ] from people like thomas who wrote, why dont you go somewhere else like a different country if you dont like our president and stop your crying on tv, snowflake. Well, thank you, thomas. [ la
Comfortable, heres jimmy kimmel [cheers and applause] jimmy oh, thank you very much, thank you for coming. You know what . I have to say, it makes me feel really good, because, i know theres a lot of negativity in this country right now. This week especially has been the most disturbing, the most divisive week in many years. A lot of people have been questioning our values and what it means to be an american and so this, what im about to show you could not have come at a better time. A moment courtesy of our national pastime, it is one of those special, magical moments that come out of nowhere and something i think every one of us can rally around. All right, jordan, fire it in there oh jimmy well, you know, they did tell jordan to fire it in there. And, you see what i mean . Isnt that [cheers and applause] dont you feel closer . Lets look at that again in slow motion. All right, so he starts off, very good form, actually, but ooh, you know, wild. Got hip right in the peanuts and crack
Google home, stop. Apologies. Okay, im in. How do we do it . Im not sure. Google home, how do we murder . Heres information on how to murder. Playing murder by diana glory. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Salma Hayek Pinault. Hasan minhaj. And musical guest feist. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. applause first of all, congratulations im going to start off tonights show because congratulationses are in order to george and amal clooney on the birth of their twins. Good for you, guys. applause so at 56, george is now officially a d. I. L. F. A dashing intensely liberal father. laughter also, i would have sex with him. Theres also slightly less Important News than that. Just a little bit less. Its a topsecret n. S. A. Report that de
Irrelevant in tonights proceedings. I will put cutie down. Cutie will choose the winner. Hi, cutie. Hi. Cutie. [cheers and applause] come here, come here. Cutie. Hris and kirby is the winner. Kirby, you have won the internet and cutie has won our hearts. Well see you all tomorrow night when our guests will be tom rhodes, Sean Donnelly and lucy davis. Until then, keep the game going on twitter by tweeting us midnight with your dogbroadway and become tomorrows tweet of the day. Thank you to paw works for all the work they do and people in your town who rescue dogs. Adopt a tko d from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah my guest tonight here to talk about her new movie beatriz at dinner, Salma Hayek Pinault is here, everybody ch and applause but first but first, you all know why were here its comey day the day is here, the fired f. B