Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, a joe new world plus stephen welcomes Stacey Abrams and Thomas Middleditch, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody there you go welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. I want to give my wife a glass of champagne. You have been a rock the last couple of weeks. Thanks so much. Ladies and gentlemen, joe biden did it hes our next president im so happy i want to share this moment wit you, my audience, i wish we could all be together in the theater, instead of being stuck in this converted storage room but thats not going to stop me from firing the tshirt cannon come on chris, catch this. Come on, catch it okay, jimmy, thats enough. Ill fire that thing back up. Ready at a moments notice. Every time someone growns at one of my jokes, it is go time bleep . Hear that . That means its working. There yo
Plus stephen welcomes Stacey Abrams and Thomas Middleditch, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody there you go welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. I want to give my wife a glass of champagne. You have been a rock the last couple of weeks. Thanks so much. Ladies and gentlemen, joe biden did it hes our next president im so happy i want to share this moment with you, my audience, i wish we could all be together in the theater, instead of being stuck in this converted storage room but thats not going to stop me from firing the tshirt cannon come on chris, catch this. Come on, catch it okay, jimmy, thats enough. Ill fire that thing back up. Ready at a moments notice. Every time someone groans at one of my jokes, it is go time bleep . Hear that . That means its working. There you go. Finally, after four years, americans can exhale. Unless youre near
Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, taylor devine. Plus teefn welcomes mindy kaling and former c. I. A. Director john brennan. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. You might notice when the show is open these days im leaning back in the chair a lot. Im either very comfortable in this job these days or i no longer have the core strength to sit up. Lets figure out which it is. The coronavirus pandemic continues to rage in americas hot zone 1600 pennsylvania avenue. And reports say the west wing has turned into a ghost town. Previously, the only ghost haunting the mansion was mike pence. Hes at least a zombie. Why else is he attracting all those flies . Things have gotten especially tough for white house correspondents like cnns joe johns who had this happen to him during a broadcast. Get there
I said let me take it. Stephen so we have the greatest doctors in the world, but you diagnosed and then healed yourself . I did. Stephen but whose fault was it that you got sick . It was chinas fault. Stephen and whose fault was it that you didnt wear a mask . You know, chinas fault. Stephen and whose fault that you spread a disease to a lot of people in your administration . Chinas fault. Stephen okay, final question what do you say to the millions of americans who have been made ill and put out of work by this disease because of your mismanagement of the crisis . You know, good luck. Its a late show live with Stephen Colbert. Tonight kamala drops the mic. Plus, stephen welcomes live mayor Pete Buttigeig and musical guests future islands featuring live jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome, welcome, welcome. That proves its a live show. We would have fixed that if this wasnt live. We
Its at the shop. All right. Back to business. Superman death. Go theres no bad ideas. Were just spit balling. ding oh, its him again. Do you have an untested vaccine i can borrow . Syringe emoji. Who wants to answer this . Rest Rock Paper Scissors for it. Great. We all got rock. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, facts to the future, and triumph returns with his trump focus group. Plus stephen welcomes Sarah Paulson and musical guest p. J. Morton, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its stephen olbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. I cant begin the show tonight without first addressing a story that calls into question the future of democracy itself. Im talking about last Nights Academy of Country Music awards. For more, lets go to our correspondent keith urban. Keith . This is big. And the winner of the a. C. M. Entertainer of the year is laughs no way we have a tie lau