evidence that prehistoric humans [ laughter ] consumed dairy products judging by the cave drawings [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night t wais. and finally, kfc is coming out with a new video game called i love you, colonel sanders! a [ laughter ] finger lickin good dating boris johnson illegally simulator - [ audience oohs [ laughter ] where players go to culinary school with colonel sanders and try to date him. even worse mcdonald s is coming out with ronald mcdonald: down to clown. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause she is a global superstar, who s starring in the fantastic new film hustlers out this weekend. jennifer lopez is back on the show, everyone [ cheers and applause he is a fabulous actor you can see in fox s new series prodigal son. michael sheen joins us tonight [ cheers and applause and we have grammy nominated pop star mika performing as well so it s a wonderful ni
tonight, join jimmy and his guests - salma hayek pinault, george mackay, the experts from ask this old house, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove: 1182 steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy: oh, my goodness, hi! welcome. i love you hey, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. you re here. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you very much. well, guys, let s get to some news things are pretty still pretty tense between trump and irant an possibly attacking us, he said, quote, if it happens, it happens. [ laughter ] it s like when the civil war started and abraham lincoln declared, it is what it is. [ laughter ] what do you want from me? and this isn t good. the u.s. military accidentally sent a draft letter ordering u.s. troops to leave iraq ,and the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff called it a kerfuffle. [ laughter ] then trump was like, i believe the word is
he could find someone more dangerous than john bolton [ light laughter ] president trump announced today that he will consider banning the sale of all non-tobacco flavored vaping products, which is a shame, because vaping was the only way most american kids would ever find out what fruit tastes like that [ laughter ] [ applause ] that s a peach? [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night and i m going to be gaffe free this time, said joe biden, naked from the waist down. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a court in scotland ruled today that british prime minister boris johnson illegally suspended parliament in an effort to push through his brexit plan and may have deliberately misled queen elizabeth to get her to sign off on the move. said the queen, release the hounds. [ laughter and applause a six flags theme park in maryland has announced a new promotion in which visitors spend 30 hours inside a coffin to win a pair of season passes and if bil
john bolton, so i was wrong. he could find someone more dangerous than john bolton [ light laughter ] president trump announced today that he will consider banning the sale of all non-tobacco flavored vaping products, which is a shame, because vaping was the only way most american kids would ever find out what fruit tastes like that [ laughter ] [ applause ] that s a peach? [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night and i m going to be gaffe free this time, said joe biden, naked from the waist down. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a court in scotland ruled today that british prime minister boris johnson illegally suspended parliament in an effort to push through his brexit plan and may have deliberately misled queen elizabeth to get her to sign off on the move. said the queen, release the hounds. [ laughter and applause a six flags theme park in maryland has announced a new promotion in which visitors spend 30 hours inside a coffin to win a pai
jimmy: thank you very much. wow! thank you very much, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody guys, it is the weekend and this sunday is the indianapolis 500. so between memorial day travel and the indy 500, it s a great time for people who love being stuck in the car [ laughter and applause that s right, it s memorial day weekend. and i read that veterans and service members can get discounts at outback steakhouse [ light laughter ] cause nothing says thank you for putting your life on the line like 10% off a bloomin onion. [ laughter and applause this isn t good. the department of agriculture just recalled over 60,000 pounds of raw beef, due to concerns about e-coli anyway, enjoy those memorial day bbq s, everybody [ laughter and applause have a great one let s get to some news here. today, pre