you're watching gazoomba gate week 21. >> the resurrection. >> greg: oh, yeah, man. this is awesome. you thought this saga and the sags was over. sorry. gazoomba gate is back the coverage of a teacher so busty he needed three mirrors to see his own feet. when this large-boobed creature laid down people thought a camera died. mushrooms started growing in their shade. here's a trip down mammary lane. she, was once a he, began identifying as female last year and started wearing massive prosthetic breasts to class. the school board still stands behind the teacher. no other choice. in the unlikely event of a water emergency landing, your shop teacher can be used as a low station device. the shop teacher was recently pictured in all her immense boobry skydiving. >> this story is getting bigger and bouncier. >> i may go to my grave never knowing the real story behind those titanic [bleep]. i would rather die seeking the truth than live in the shadows. he is gorgeous over time. so kayla, kayla's back, but not the old kayla we came to know and love it's a new one. a male one. uh-huh. you know what i'm thinking. the old one, the real one, is back. and so the students at nora francis henderson secondary school until hammonton ontario, can you get a longer name, please? they just got their first lesson in gender idiocy taught by the man himself carrie luke. and the lessen is this. in order to expose bad ideas like gender belief, sometimes you have to amplify them to the point of absurdity. last week tyrus reported the canadian teacher, aka k-cup had transferred schools. well, today was the start of the new school year at kayla's new school, he arrived, "he" arrived with a police escort and without the gigantic prosthetic. he also donned a 5:00 o'clock shadow. but despite this, the media still keeps calling him a her. a she. but we won't. a 5:00 o'clock shadow at 8:00 in the morning? you're not getting that from a chick unless you're having breakfast with joy bahar. yeah, always the kill consider. so despite kayla's denials all the signs point to the fact that kayla was always a ma'am man named carrie later on and we knew that when we heard he could parallel park. >> a sexist would say! >> greg: yeah. but we always knew there was something more to this than a case of gigantic mastia. i had that once but not there. the new york times got pugh itsers for being dead wrong on the russia collusion hoax and we nailed this story from the get-go and kept on it for a year and i don't even get an nbr tote bag. but i hate to say i told you. actually i love saying i told you so my new favorite thing to say after i'm here for my prostate exam. because if i've been right this is the greatest punk since i promised the staff a christmas bonus. i gave them all copies of kill meade last book. as you know, i've been watching this teacher closely with a lot of skepticism and hand cream. don't judge. mean while canadian government was too stupid and terrified by the progressives to notice the obvious that carrie was running a long con on everybody. this was one prank that wasn't a bust. so what's his point? or should i say points? possibly to show just how ridiculous pronouns and gender, as belief ideology, have become. have you noticed, by the way, that an obsession with jumping between genders isn't quite as prominent in the rest of the world. you know, where people worry more about staying alive? i mean, lots of countries kayla would be ridiculed for making children hopeful that they'd get milk. it's not even prominent in most of canada. they've got real problems, like the creepiest prime minister on earth. once again, i want you to look closely at that picture. it's not just the black face that's disturbing. what's with the tongue on his right, your left. [crowd groans]. >> greg: whose tongue does that belong to? could it be carrie's? as in carrie the teacher not john kerry. the fact is the interest in transitioning up there is as common as a full set of teeth on a goalie. and in america, same here, the only people interested are the dumb, the easily scared, the easily tricked and as lessent suckers for attention as well as their virtually signaling parents and hollywood the land of virtue virtue signaling excuse me. nothing waning self worth like access rising yourself with children you pumped with hormones and beliefs. so your agent's not calling you anymore? the season's big charity events are going on without snub buy your 8-year-old son a low-cut dress and a pair of [bleep]. yeah, now do i know this is lemieux's snippety i don't. neither version will call us back. i feel like i'm in high school again trying to get a prom date. he won't pick up. and it's possible that his new school actually had laid down the law and told him he had to leave the fake body parts behind. but whatever his motivation, his disappearing inflatable boops showed the world how many real boobs there are in government and in schools. this might have been greatest ongoing parody since the biden presidency. [cheers and applause] >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! she was my fixation when she hosted alternative nation. host of kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he made his bones killing terrorists with drones, fox news contributor brett velicovich! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: she's like a cool fall day, slightly chilly and covered in dead leaves and frost. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and finally, the earth i don't remember bits him. new york times best selling author, comedian, former nwa world champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: kennedy, i don't think the world revolves around me, but is it possible, is it possible that this guy was doing this all for me? [laughter] >> greg: if you think about it. if you think about it, this has been going on >> kat: oh, wow. so many things make so much sense. >> greg: i'm serious, i'm not joking. >> tyrus: i'm actually good with it >> kat: exactly. >> greg: what do you say young lady? >> kennedy: i mean, sure, absolutely. yes. this was all a very cleverly executed ruse to make you feel a little buzzy where your bathing suit covers. perhaps that was the point of the whole thing. and guess what, kudos to kayla because it worked. but this person, and i don't know which pronoun to use at this point. >> greg: it's a he, always been a he. >> kennedy: i don't know what to make it, but this person told the new york post, which is owned by our parent company, thank you new york post, that they were intersects not transgender and spoke of that condition you spoke of, this is completely real and because of that this circus freakdom was a condition that rendered it a victim and wanted people to believe that so became enconed in this very intricate lie that was all absolute garbage which just speaks to an untreated mental illness. or a sociopathy that means this person should not be around children or in school. >> greg: this brings up an interesting and it always comes up and i always forget about it. brett what if it's not a long con but is a mental illness. i still say long con but kennedy believes it's a mental illness. >> brett: i believe it could be both but this topic makes me extremely uncomfortable every time imarea here. >> greg: have you ever done this. >> brett: last time i was here we had the same exact topic. i don't know if you think i'm a subject expert on trans or what's the deal >> kat: no, it's just that the topic comes up a lot. >> greg: yes. >> brett: what bothers me the most about this mental illness or not, long con or not, is that, you know, the educational department at this school is putting this individual's needs over that of the children. >> greg: right. >> brett: so what are we even doing? it makes no sense. it's absurd. there probably is a mental illness here but at the same time, you know, this person was adamantly claiming before that this chest, whatever, you know, was real, and they're a proven liar because there are photos that showed they were, in fact, real, when they photographed this a while back before. so like why would you want this person dealing with our children? a proven liar, forget about the trans stuff for a second. >> kennedy: what happens when there's a bomb threat? do they have to shelter shut down the school and shelter in place every time someone calls in a bomb sfleet you're using logic in this story. and brett, you're only on here because brett is non-binary. and i didn't ask. >> brett: i didn't ask. >> greg: you're a good looking man but you're a better looking lesbian. that was terrible. kat, are you hoping that this is the final chapter in what has been an extraordinary and emotionally moving story? >> kat: we were hoping it was the final chapter when you weren't here last week. that's why tyrus covered it, we were like we're going to take it from him. >> greg: yes, i knew that's the strategy you were doing >> kat: because i said so out loud on the show. >> tyrus: you went so far >> kat: i did. i said i'm so glad we're doing this so we never have to do it again. because we just did a segment whereas gutfeld would probably do a whole monologue about it and i would have to sit here and try to think of something new to say. you've been here twice? i have nothing left to say about this obviously she was a woman before, now she's a man happens all the time. no it doesn't happen all the time. it doesn't happen all the time which is why there are a lot of people who are tran who want to live their lives and then there's this. the amount of weird lies that the boobs are real still doesn't mean you couldn't cover up the nipples if they were. >> kennedy: exactly. >> greg: right. but, okay, this is why, tyrus, there is a new wrinkle to this story. >> tyrus: oh, great. >> greg: no, you're going to love this. no, you're going to love this. the insistence that even the new york post refers to him as a she even after this. are you guys such cowards? >> tyrus: yeah. >> greg: you're [bleep] [bleep] cowards! why can't you do it? what a bunch of [bleep]! sorry. >> brett: so angry. >> greg: i'm so angry over this. because i'm afraid it's going away. >> tyrus: it's not going away. >> greg: okay, good. >> tyrus: just for that reason. we did everything right last wednesday. i said son of a bitch, it's back. i said to kat, there's no way that he could -- if we do it on a wednesday, by the time he gets back monday there will be so much in the news cycle there is no way that he would resurrect this back. impossible. i, sir, deeply underestimated you >> kat: we both did ieand you brought him back. and i think it's a combination of both. i think it's the attention seeking, and he was getting a lot of attention, and then it was going to cost him his job and suddenly he wanted to keep his check so then he could just put it all away. he'll come back for a little while and won't be too long before there will be a halloween or casual workday that he will bring her back and then everyone will be like he can't be here and he'll get all the attention again and somewhere in a little cabin in new york you'll hear a little "yes! 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(inspirational music) ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: thank you! all right. now on to part two of our canadian teacher expose. >> tyrus: i have covid. i have to go. >> greg: the answers voters are giving could send joe biden to assisted living. a new wall street journal poll finds nearly three-quarters of voters think president biden is too old to run again and the other 25% are stupid. according to the survey, not only are americans concerned with joe's antique husk of a human body they also disapprove of his job performance everything from his handling of the economy, the border, china, the war in ukraine all received close to or above 50% disapproval. they even think corn pop got a raw deal. he was just an innocent black man that biden assumed couldn't swim. wow. you thought that was racist, too. i'm glad. fortunately, biden has spent 40% of his time as president on vacation. so things are only 60% as bad as they could be. during a recent trip to his delaware get away, he claimed to only be there because he had no home to go to. >> reason i'm here today, just for one day, i know i'm on vacation. i'm not. i have no home to go to. the secret service has torn my house up, in a good way, to make it secure. so i have no place to go when i come to delaware except here right now. i'm only here one day. >> are you homeless? >> i'm not homeless, i just have one home, beautiful home, but i'm down here for the day because i can't go home home. >> greg: i guess the secret service was tearing up his house looking for more coke. that story went away, huh? i wonder what joe thinks. >> yeah, yeah, i saw it and i meant it. i can't go home home. and when i'm at the white house, i can't do work work. and stop asking me questions. it's hard to talk talk when you can't think think. but they don't make it easy for me. i have to get on that plane, you know, the stairs. i go up up, and then i fall down down. [cheers and applause] >> greg: brett, it's getting harder and harder to lampoon biden when the person that's doing the lampooning makes more sense. isn't it fitting that he's a homeless president when you consider how america looks right now? >> brett: yeah, it's ridiculous. i mean, his incampaigns is a liability to our global power. looks bad on the world stage. i don't take issue with his age i take issue with how competent he is with world leaders. he has to sit in front of these cut throat other presidents around the world like president xi from china or putin and negotiate with them. and he's supposed to represent america the beacon of the free world and he goes in sounding ridiculous and they're probably running circles around him. i'm concerned from a global power standpoint and how it looks around the world we're the laughing stock around the world when he can't communicate and can't negotiate on anything and we're potentially on the brink of another world war with what i'm seeing overseas. >> greg: tyrus, i'm going america bash. i'm american bashing right now. >> tyrus: go ahead. >> greg: i don't think america is paying --. >> tyrus: how dare you. [laughter] >> greg: america's not paying attention to this. seems like they don't care. i almost sound like a mirror of trump derangement. how can trump be president? biden is not there. but everybody's too busy doing other [bleep]. >> tyrus: well, and, again, kat i think you've said this a million gazillion times that the number has nothing to do with it. like he was sketchy at 50. let as be real. i think we should be paying attention to who is the interpreter for these meetings. because he might be saying soup and interpreter's like listen this fiscal year we're going to need a lot of help from china. >> greg:. >> greg: you're right. >> tyrus: corn pop. so if you step on taiwan we will lay way sir. so we need to think who's talking to the interpreter because one of his complaints is that he's being treated like a child. >> greg: a baby. >> tyrus: yeah, president of the united states being treated like a child and complaining they make him take a none. the problem is, america, we're still fat and spoiled and we're just not getting it. over the weekend gas sneaked back up to 3.88 a gallon, it's costing families of four to support a family of six now just off the numbers you're spending but, no, we're still complaining about airplanes and complaining about how you say my nicknames and [bleep] like that and it's not going to be until wait, when is the electricity gone, when is the grid gone, then they'll care. he's not suitable now but i think there's enough people in place happy getting their agendas across. because to be real i don't think if he was in full course he would be going with this stuff. biden was super moderate and a little crazy with the laws. he invented the three strike rule and all that stuchlt this, he just doesn't know what's going on. >> greg: kat, the way you beal the canadian shop teacher is how i beal this story. that no matter what i say, nothing changes. nothing changes. do you think it matters who's president anymore? do you think we're past the rubicon? i don't know what a rubicon is but we've passed the rubicon. be a great name for a car. 2023 rubicon >> kat: it's a lot easier to make that case now that we've seen this. the vacations, like he's going on all these vacations. i don't get slamming him for that vacation seems like the right place for him. he is tired. let him rest. you almost feel bad -- you know what i mean? you almost feel bad for the guy at this point. >> greg: he does look really tired >> kat: he looks really tired, looks like he doesn't want to be where he is because it's full of new confusing thing. the return to normal, none of this is normal. so i think that he needs -- he obviously needs to retire. i don't know who on earth thinks that that's not true. i think he probably even thinks that's true. >> greg: i would say that stephen hawking could run circles around him but he's dead. >> kennedy: greg that was so insensitive. >> greg: i would never say that. >> kennedy: he was in a wheelchair greg. >> greg: yes i'm sorry. >> tyrus: you proved how important it is to have a functioning president to say that because look how sorry it is now that he has to be on vacation. xi's not in vacation, putin isn't in vacation. >> kennedy: president in a wheelchair would be a better president. >> tyrus: because if he falls forward. >> kennedy: like dianne feinstein when he accidentally fell. >> greg: that was crazy, mitch mcconnell looked like he [bleep] his pants. >> kennedy: what's going on in the senate? diane fine tune, mitch mcconnell, like you're practically a senator. what's going on with all you people. scene can't we have something normal? can't we have a nice presidency. >> greg: where it's rock bottom. we don't even know what it is yet. >> kennedy: that is my favor porn star. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: interesting. >> tyrus: just go to commercial. >> greg: one thing i'll look up tonight. it's like as you said, as long as we have other stuff going on, until we have nothing else going on. >> kennedy: okay, but i don't -- >> greg: we have a war and we're pot involved. nobody's dying on our side. >> kennedy: i used to believe i, and kat and i, you know, two parties are going to screw it up so much that a smart rational libertarian going to come forward and make a great case and everyone will vote for them because that's what should happen. i don't believe that anymore because i'm from portland you're from the bay area, these cities of committed suicide and it's not going to stop because no one will vote differently and that's where we are in this country, everyone's fine with it being a third world country. i am not. i hope there's enough people that side with me on that but i don't want to lose faith, i want to always be optimistic about this country. i want to always believe that the best is yet to come. but -- >> greg:. >> greg: yeah. [cheers and applause] >> greg: let's use that as an exit strategy. up next, the audience thinks it's great deciding this show's fate. 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[cheers and applause] >> greg: all right. i get you. i got you. i feel it. i don't know how many times i have to say this, but diarrhea wins. so, kat, last friday a delta jet from atlanta going to barthelona. was two hours into its flight when it turned around and flew back to atlanta the pilot calling it a bio hazard issue. the smell was so bad the captain invited the crew to light a match >> kat: i actually think this story is really inspiring. >> greg: okay, good >> kat: yeah, so this person i guess was just [bleep] all over the place and there's been no updates on this person. this person hasn't been identified. but, as long as they have not killed themselves, all of us can always move on from anything. >> greg: right, exactly >> kat: can you imagine being the person who just [bleep] all over a plane to the point where the flight had to be crowneded. >> greg: and you had to get up and leave >> kat: and everybody knows it was you. and they wanted to go on their nice little spain trip. nope, diarrhea guys are everywhere. >> greg: and it's not even your own diarrhea, it's somebody else's >> kat: but that other person, they probably feel -- i don't know. i hope that diarrhea person, assuming they're still alive, you know, went to spain and like feels okay, because, you know, if you do, if you can get over that, we all can get over anything that ever comes at us in our lives. >> greg: they should have diverted to plane to san francisco. >> tyrus: yeah. [cheers and applause] >> tyrus: the more -- i watch a lot of forensic files and murder she wrote at night in my hotel. and the more we're hearing this story somebody else was missing around this time, too, kat. >> kat: oh! >> tyrus: i feel like this was the greatest prank he ever did anywhere. he took a week off of work, he trained, he ate everything he could just to go on a trip to barcelona and go uh-oh, guys. oh, the door doesn't lock, oh, what are we going to do? somewhere, whoever this person is, is probably feeling pretty proud of himself. >> greg: i've had thoughts about this, kennedy, you know, this happening. this is why i do not like -- like the idea of before a flight getting like a super burrito and a big tall latte from starbucks and guzzling it down, had a hangover and then you have a slice of pizza and you sit down and then it just starts gurgling. >> kennedy: yeah. >> greg: swirling inside you. >> kennedy: yeah. >> greg: like hunter biden spraying paint. >> kennedy: is that what his paintings are made up, is it like poop, is that why they're so expensive? >> greg: what do you make --. >> kennedy: i actually, i understand the paining. have we all forgotten the ebola outbreak, what was it? 20, 2014, 2015, when if you were on a plane and you were sweating, they would kick you off and put you in a bubble and you couldn't see your family for a year. >> greg: really? that's awesome. [laughter]. >> kennedy: i'm for example sang rating for effect. but that's what these people are thinking the reason it's a bio hazard we don't know if that's mix wind blood or what other fluids are coming out. >> greg: thanks kennedy. now i'm going to have a meeting tomorrow with management. are you talking about feces and blood again, greg? >> kennedy: ebola, everyone's like, if they shut down the schools for covid, what are they going to shut down for ebola. i'm not living through that. just turn the plane around and clean it and kick everyone off >> kat: what i don't understand is how is it all over the plane. if you're having explosive diarrhea probably not the best time to try to get your steps in. >> greg: yeah, that's true [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> kat: no? >> tyrus: i believe the flush wasn't working. >> greg: oh, my god, i'm just seeing it in my head now and it's grossing me out brett. you're a seasoned traveller. you've been in the military correct, right? >> brett: not normal for the military. >> greg: i'm sure you've been in situations where the bathroom accommodations were not suitable when you had an experience like this. dufsh have explosive diarrhea in a helicopter. >> no, but when i was thinking about this story i was wondering if this person also lost access to the duty free store in the air snort what do you think? >> greg: terrible. i'm glad you saided that not me. >> kennedy: once you you break the seal there's nothing you can't do. if the bathroom is full in the back you have to sprint to the front. >> tyrus: oh, i hope they had that first, that first class attendant who breaks no rules for nobody, she just holds the curtain, no, sir, you can't come in here, you can't come in here. and then... sir! >> greg: i think no one lessons can be learned from this. no one ever says this, but we hope the passenger got better and is doing fine and we see that person as a real hero. >> tyrus: further proves my point [laughter] >> greg: it was not me. all right we're going to move on. if we haven't grossed you out yet, from chameleons to giraffes our friends bring the laughs. so you only pay for what you need. check it out, you could save $700 dollars just by switching. ooooh, i'll look into that. let me put a reminder on my phone. save $700 dollars. pick up dad from airport? ohhhhhh. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ ♪ from the mountains, ♪ to the fruited plains. ♪ it's the best part about this land. ♪ and to those of you who hear the call - answer. ♪ come in to bass pros shops and cabela's for great gear before your fall hunt. your adventure starts here. mlb chooses t-mobile for business for 5g solutions... ...to not only enhance the fan experience, but to advance how the game is played. now's the time to see what america's largest 5g network can do for your business. ♪ no. ♪ -no. -nuh-uh. ♪ yeah. oh. yes. ♪ oh yeah. yes. isn't this great? 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>> greg: that's how they meat >> kat: they're fighting but you feel like -- they have all these limbs why are they bashing their heads -- i don't want to judge them because i don't know what it's like to be a giraffe but i feel like i wouldn't do that. >> greg:. >> greg: yeah. >> tyrus: so those next are like loaded canons and those are two males trying to see who's top dog and trying to break each other's legs or neck. you can fight to the death like that. that neck is nobody's business it's like getting hit by a crane. >> greg: back in the locker room we called it a sword fight. >> tyrus: that's why you're not allowed in the locker room. >> greg: what is wrong with these people? >> tyrus: people are fine, it's you we're worried about. [laughter] >> greg: kat, do you have anything else to share with this or shall we move on? >> kat: you can move on. >> greg: okay. all right, let me guess. gekkos? >> tyrus: no, thanks for watching the product. actually we have an identity crisis in my household, it happens and runs rampant. it is breeding season for my panther chameleons and everyone's pairing up except one who seems to be stuck on my daughter and it was getting awkward. because their whole thing once they make eye contact then he goes into their puffy display which i immediately as the father put down the camera and snatched his punk ass up. what started as fun but he started going to the top to make his move and i was trying to explain to him this isn't for you. >> greg: they don't understand size differences? >> tyrus: well, but size in the animal world the bigger it is the healthier it is. so his little confused ass looked at my daughter as the healthiest chameleon he had ever seen in his life and hopefully she would give him a bunch of legs. >> kennedy: do they have lipstick? >> tyrus: no they make their own color. i had to put the camera down because he went full inflate and had bright colors and doing the little shake and i was like time to go, and put him up because when we put a female in with him he just stares at my daughter. >> greg: interesting. >> tyrus: he might have to take a trip to the snake cage. i recycle everything. >> greg: is that a club. >> kennedy: where rock bottom was discovered. >> greg: right after the snake cage rock bottom's performing. >> tyrus: 15 minutes of fame and they sexual 0 you up. >> greg: i should shut up. up next romance awaits if you have similar traits. to duckduckgo on all your devie duckduckgo comes with a built-in search eg but it doesn't spy on your seac and our browser blocks creepy ads that follow you around fro and other companies. and it's free. download duckduk >> a story in five words ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: five words: opposites don't attract after all. all right tyrus. researchers studied millions of male female relationships dating back to 1903 and found 80% of traits including religious views drinking habits were similar among partners. are you surprised about this. >> tyrus: i'm surprised they said this with a straight freaking face. 1903 you sat down and went over millions of relationships. no you didn't. i hate these studies. they're running out of stuff to say. they said opposite attracts and every guy went to look for a girl with a different attitude and he's ten years in and can't get out. don't listen to their advice. sometimes it will be be sits sometimes it's who you have stuff in common with it's whatever's your bag. you can't fall for your stuff. is it brought to you by chocolate or condoms or something. >> greg: chocolate condoms. >> tyrus: twix. >> greg: stivenlths nighttime twix we call it stivenlths that was interesting. kat i do think opposites attract. for example i met brian kilmeade's wife and she's very talented. >> tyrus: why? >> greg: i don't know. why not? why not. >> kat: like tyrus said, this isn't something you really can quan fiechlt you know, it's ridiculous. and 1903? nobody knows anything about 1903? you know we know stuff about 1993 but dating life in 1903 do we really know anything about it? maybe we do because of all the letters but you can't -- >> greg:. >> greg: letters >> kat: yeah didn't they just write letters? that's the way i understand it. >> tyrus: and they lived to 35. >> kennedy: marion i very much enjoyed seeing a flash of your ankle the other day. >> greg: i was in love with bill but he got the pox. >> kennedy: consumption. >> greg: he had diarrhea on wilbur wright's plane. wilbur or orville? who knows. why do gay dudes as couples all look alike? do you ever notice that? >> kennedy: because opposites don't attract. remember when gwyneth paltrow and brad pitt were dating and they had the same hair cut and bone structure. if you're really attracted to the opposite person, brad pitt would have been dating like a short obese bearded woman. it's like when you start dating something you're like oh, my gosh, do you like nachos? i like nachos. like i would never date a liberal. >> greg: yeah. you know, brett, my theory is that it's all biology and then we reverse engineer it in our head. it's like we are he adjust attracted to what we're attracted to and we go oh it was love and first sight or he was my night in shining armour. we try to explain it especially when it's out of control. >> brett: i don't believe opposites attract. i believe in the paula abdul song which is amazing and i can't believe we're not playing it right now. >> scat cat. >> greg: which song. >> opposites attract greg. >> greg: i met paula abdul. i don't listen to her. >> kennedy: she was my maid of honor. >> greg: no she wasn't. i don't think any fox anchor would call you on that except for me >> kat: they would be like, that's very nice. >> greg: i'm sear. what were you saying brett? >> brett: it's about shared interests, culture, intelligence, age, that's the way it works. it's, you know, just, that's it. >> tyrus: yeah. it's not that complicated. >> brett: no, it's not. >> tyrus: been around for billions of years, you just walk by somebody and they're not busy and you're not busy. >> greg: and you get busy. >> tyrus: and then you end up together and then you both look at the opposite way out the window this iing about how to escape but you have kids so you take a deep breath and raise rep smiles an upbeat note transfer ourselves out of this segment. we'll be right back. ever notice how stiff clothes can feel rough on your skin? 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