kilmeade. there seems to be no cure, they are calling it cultural dementia. whenever one of their latest causes goes south. and myself, that includes fleeing new york for florida. [laughter] but they are, the media. whatever they get is contagious, spreading faster than whoopi's legs in a hotel pool. [audience reacts] there is a back straight to that joke so it was not just some kind of indiscriminate, disgusting comment. she did claim that she liked to have sex in pools. direct your letters to her for that image. do you remember the duke scandal? you are not supposed to. that is when a bunch of white frat boys were accused of raping a black stripper. the problem was it never happened. the only person who went to jail is the prosecutor. and the stripper never writes back. how about the khadeen kids? remember when those catholic kids were portrayed as racist for has been a -- i almost had a naked american man. but then video turned up showing that he was actually hassling them first and he turned out to be a serial liar claiming vietnam veteran status when jane fonda spent more time overseas than he did. i assumed after that, the media would learn their lesson. but then there's jesse -- jess jessie. then came russian collusion and hunter's laptop. i could go on and on but i don't want to from "fox & friends" first and their method viewers. there's another memory they want you to forget but it still lingers like a fart in a shower. it is because of its horrible consequences. of course, defunding the police. it started with the squad, the birthplace of ultimately deranged ideas. the left left it. remember kamala offering to the bail out rioters. it is the last time she ever did anything accomplishment. bielema raised enough money their thousands of cops on patrol. instead, that many wind to mansions and swimming pools. it was going to be a brave new world where we all just get along, where criminals helped little old ladies cross the street instead of knocking their teeth out and taking their purses. and then a funny thing happened. reality came. turns out defendant was the worst idea since hunter said hey, let's record this. [laughter] san francisco, l.a., chicago, philly, st. louis, new york, our major cities looked scarier than the entire cast of "the view" raking up on a saturday morning. are police academies became as empty as a freshly included walgreens and the subways as gross as johnny depp his teeth. and it was not just major citi cities. in minnesota recently the entire police department resigned. granted it is six people. but still. and right on cue, as this chaos becomes an election issue, democratic memory loss returns. certainly we are told they did not mean defined. yet, you do not think we were serious, did you? those were just the weirdos from the squad. which is like the mob blaming their hitmen. they do your agugua, so your hands look squeaky clean. blame the squad. don't be fooled, nothing has changed. we have just got defended by different means. call it soft defended. bail reform has meant that shoplifting just past pickleball as the nation's fastest growing export. [laughter] true. it is easiest on the knees unless you are carrying a flat screen. our border security is about as reliable as brian stelter's food diary. our downtown looks like scenes from the afghanistan withdrawal or worse, kat's office. >> kat: you are not supposed to catch me wearing a blanket. >> greg: yes. [laughter] so what is the solution? is it are going to get better? how about this for an honest answer? no. this is it. it is the new normal. and it is about as normal as rachel levine singing "i am a woman, hear me roar." meaning the new normal used to be the old abnormal. it has flipped. thanks to the mentally ill and delusional left. so if you live in a city and you are okay with that, fine. if not, you got two options. you can fight back. you know, like these did. or like daniel penny. [cheers and applause] or you could end up like daniel penny. you will be the one who ends up with felony charges. then that leaves option two. frankly i'm out of ideas. but if you have an idea, you could use a suggestion box. we do have one, you know? if someone has not stolen it. let's welcome tonight's guests. he was the inspiration for stalkers, of "fox & friends first ," to pyro. [cheers and applause] she causes more triggerpoints than alec baldwin. deputy opinion editor and newsweek, budget ungar-sargon. she is like, snow white. usually comatose and sorted by dwarves. fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] and steroids take him to get stronger. my sidekick and the heavyweight champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] todd, how are you doing? >> todd: when i was a teenager, i used to wear doctors. how uncool can you be as a teenager to wear duckers? >> greg: it is good to see you grew out of that cruel face. >> todd: my goal is to dress like we are going to the realtor's convention. >> greg: let's leave our wedding rings in the hotel rings, shall we? just kidding, honey. anyway, the only way for progresses to the is to divorce reality from there policies, right? the media helps them. but if they were to analyze the consequences of their policies, they would commit suicide. >> todd: journalists at their core are supposed to be storytellers and stories are supposed to have a beginning, a middle, and an end. the mainstream media in their zest to promote their far-left agenda, they until the end of the story. in your monolog, right, duke lacrosse, we don't know the end of that story. if you were just watching the mainstream media. the end of the story is really unfortunate for the duke lacrosse players because they were found innocent. but if you say duke lacrosse, everybody thinks, oh, they are rapists. and that is the problem. because if you're watching fox, you got the end of the story. if you watch the other guys, you did not. >> greg: yes, that is true. i just don't see how any of this can get any better if no one in power mind that it is getting worse. because the sad thing is the only people that really hear the end of the story are people that watch fox. what do you make of this? >> batya: this looks like a story about a political divide in this country. but the truth is this is not just, you know, the media being liberal and being in the pocket of democrats, which they are. this is class warfare. okay? let's call what it is. siding with criminals over their victims, starting with jussie smollett, right? this is the kind of thing that you do when you see yourself as on the other side of the middle-class. right? this is class warfare. you said it exactly perfectly. the new normal, right? because they are waging war on the middle class from an economic point of view and they are waging war on the middle class from a.l.'s point of view citing the criminals over the victims over and over and over again and it is just terrible. >> greg: you know, it is terrible but not for them. that is the secret. is that they are not feeling it. the people that to claim to defend our. the people that live in these cities. their life sucks. but the people that are for these policies, they got private security. they are good. that is the real class distinction between the people they claim to defend and the people that is destroying their lives. kat. [laughter] that is all i have. >> kat: i can take it from here. >> greg: i know you can. >> kat: i'm a professional. i think that all of this, too, is that these stories, they really wanted them to be true so badly. that they were willing to overlook a lot of red flags. the jussie smollett story, you just hear that story. there are several things along the way where you are like, he was out getting subway and all that stuff. but they wanted to be true because it fits their narrative so they just kind of overlook it, which, i mean, you ask if that is something you can do, i did it a lot in my 20s in every relationship that i had. go to the guy -- he tells you that he was just at subway? >> greg: yeah. >> kat: if you don't want to see the truth. >> greg: i think in both sides, i hate to say this, but both sides do this. the right has been that when it comes to, like, you know, the war on drugs. but i just don't see them coming close to this weird dementia where every bad thing that happens it somehow does not exist, tyrus. >> tyrus: greg, and i do not tell you this early because i don't ever want to see that clip again. what your monolog is basically giving woods to is you remember that wonderful dinner, don lemon and frederick cuomo had together. >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: where they were in new york city. it was a lovely evening. there was no crime. people walked by and said, hey, dom. that is how the world is because that is how they see it. so of course there should be no bill because when i'm outside, there's no problems. it is all lollipops and gumdrops. so that is how they project the world. and that is theirs and that they say it is the group. so therefore, they are doing it because their life is great. so when they project this [bleep], because they are in a situation where they can go to nice meals and i'm pretty sure there was a security guy sitting over there and they had car service to get there. so until they experience something and then when they do have something happen to them, then they are the world's biggest victim of all time and they will say, but they still won't go back on them. it was not the. this was an isolated incident that a couple of eggs crack. that is what this is really about. everything is fine. when you see 25 kids in hoodies robbing a store, that is like a unicorn. >> greg: yeah. [laughter] >> tyrus: it never happens. you know. >> kat: my favorite part of that interview is don lemon saying, people were coming up and saying thank you. that did not happen. some kind of purple heart veteran? >> todd: that is how it is in candy land. >> greg: thank you for your service. >> kat: yeah, thank you for your service, don lemon. >> tyrus: their lights are on, their bills are paid. they are checking to see how many he likes they have on twitter. life is beautiful for them. so when they project that [bleep] and everyone was like, you know it is not. i have three crack heads getting it don't work for pornhub. >> todd: that is not with the job of the journalist is supposed to be. >> greg: now it is their -- >> tyrus: which is fancy for line. >> todd: but i think people are onto that. 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[cheers and applause] >> greg: thank you. no, thank you. all right. when a story comes apart, some blame america's sweetheart. that is not me. 2010 sandra bullock won the best actress oscar for playing lee into hey. i'm getting criticized by my audience. >> tyrus: push the button. >> greg: is that it? whatever. in the movie "the blind side," steve martin and alec baldwin coated the oscars that year. one was a comedian who had -- would perform with an arrow with his head and the other one had even worse name. [audience reacts] >> todd: never over. >> greg: anyway, it is the movie based on the true story of a wealthy memphis family who welcomed a down on his luck football star who would play in the nfl and win a super bowl. it is my story if you just changed super bowl to wet t-shirt contest. [laughter] you can see those pictures. fast forward to now and the real life michael oher, the guy they to in is accusing them of never adopting him and only using him to make millions from the movie deal. certainly this feel-good flick starts to feel kind of bad. i have not been this disillusioned about it since i found out "soul and green" was not a documentary. as a child, i look forward to eating people. did i give away the ending to that movie? either way, they say they're going to end their 19 year conservatorship. back to old sandra bullock, she could be collateral damage if the social media mob gets its way. they are demanding sandra back her oscar. how do you blame an actor for something what of her characters may or may not happen in real life? should i bother apologize for all the drugs listed or is it walking venus' fault johnny cash cheated on his wife? all i know is when they make a movie about me, better be accurate. >> narrator: he started as a 23. but when did he called, he gave up his dream to fight the nazis. millions around the world adored him. he started a late night show called "red eye," where he met his wife, sandra bullock. they adopted a son who became world champion. but it all one to hell when an unexpected visitor showed up. witness the incredible true story, greg gutfeld is "the won. [buzzer] -- [applause] >> greg: i don't even know what happened at the end. but i'm sure it was funny because -- tyrus, i will go to the first. do you think -- okay. first, let me back up. the movie came out in 2009. now he is doing it right now. that he way too long? or does he have a point? >> tyrus: no, he has a book coming out, greg. what the hell? you got to sell some books. are not going to talk about the brother. it is a little suspicious that they have a 19 year conservatorship still on him. it sounds like his parents may have known gary coleman's parents. kid actors always get it back. but this is how stupid twitter is. >> greg: uh-huh. >> tyrus: sandra, give back the academy award because she acted out very well what was on the script why don't you go and -- after the writer. that was the person that maybe told a fake story. what is funny about this is i know quinn, the guy who played him in the movie. he does not live too far for me in louisiana. he came out -- you are clapping because you like people who live close? oh, cool. [laughter] that makes sense. sorry. [laughter] you are not supposed to talk to us. get him out. [laughter] sorry. and he was pretty upset. i know him. he is like one of the most sensitive gentle and i can call him a giant. he never paid for dinner once. and he told him to go out and get jobs. that is like me telling to shut the [bleep] up. that is how nice he is. the argument is like, why are we listening to the x? what are we listening to stupid people? she should give back the oscar. she had a great performance. it is like you playing hitler in a movie, gutfeld. you have to answer for war crimes. >> greg: how did you know that? >> tyrus: you don't think i know what my dad -- for a living? it is said that we have gotten this stupid. >> greg: playing hitler in a home movie, one of the funniest things. kat, this is -- we were talking about this. we are finding out that even things that came to be based on true stories are not." space jam "not real." happy gilmore ," not real. and that is a sports film. as a legal expert, kat, what do you think. >> kat: this might shock you but i have never seen this movie. kevin dever -- >> greg: neither have i. >> kat: if i were to watch now, it will not feel like a feel-good story because you know, any other option movie, he take the parent trap. right? the end the end is where lindsay lohan sous dennis quaid. it is no longer a feel-good story. >> greg: i thought it was going to be a real trap. >> kat: you are probably quite disappointed. i don't know why you were watching that movie. >> greg: it was last week. i like holes that people fall into. >> kat: but people are not really mad at sandra bullock. people on twitter, it is not a real thing. twitter was saying that margot robbie was made. if margot robbie is made -- mid. >> greg: i would go with that. >> kat: right. and unlike me who does not look sickly at all. [laughter] >> greg: i'm kidding. she is a delightful person. i told her that when i get home. [laughter] >> tyrus: because she felt in his little trap. >> greg: yes, thank you. >> tyrus: there you go. trevin michael back to the. >> i think that we are in a period of time where we are realizing that, i mean, let's be honest, you take all the presidents men was an honest phone? there's a lot of nonfiction things that wou that we take fod about nuclear power. you know what i mean? an inconvenient truth, that documentary. very inconvenient. it fell apart. maybe we are just becoming smarter. >> batya: i think it is interesting that you started out talking about how people are supposed to be telling us the truth, sometimes fictionalized, right? and here we have a story which is to read that was based on truth but the film itself clearly was not a biography or anything and people have simply lost the ability to be like, this is a piece of art. you cannot tell fact from fiction in either way. right? we have this media class telling us fictional narratives and expecting us to take it as true and that you have people on twitter being like, this movie, like, something turned out not to be true, a look at, god, give back the oscar. this woman who was playing a fictional role is, like, you know, turn the switch. which. you know? we are in this topsy-turvy. i will say and i can't believe i'm about to say this but there's a very good article in the washington post which quotes the author and really makes it sound like actually the two wa ways, it is probably going to turn out tha that the the -- tho not actually screw him over, surprise, surprise. take that as you will. >> greg: i will not take it as i will. how dare you tell me how to take it. todd, a sports movie that was honest related to you was "white men can't jump." >> todd: i was the inspiration. >> greg: you decided to go play pickup. yeah, you did. they beat the hell out of you. last word. >> todd: can we get back to the underlying problem? let's assume for argument's think that this was an entirely fictional story. you want sandra bullock to give back the best actress oscar for acting? this makes no sense. and there's also another layer of this. this woman just lost the love of her life, her partner, passing away from a horrible illness yet the internet, the trolls, for horrific people on there are piling onto her during this time of sadness but it just shows the cruelty of humanity and i think it just shows how horrible and how far we fall as a society. people should not treat people like this regardless of the situation and the situation, she literally did nothing wrong. she did her job. >> kat: you know what i just realized? >> greg: what? >> kat: todd, i have a question. you get the worst meanest internet trolls? people who are watching are so pissed. >> todd: yes. people are angry. because i am the loudest person in the world on tv. i don't have voice modulation. >> tyrus: these are the same people who won't say "betelgeuse" three times. >> greg: we are going to move on. the cost of homeownership has been a struggle. 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[laughs] weird, weird. so we did not do that at this. >> greg: kat, so adorable! isn't she? she is so smart! she is so much smarter than the people who came before her birth control i feel bad for her actually because everyone is going to say that it is all her fault that nobody watches this movie when it was going to fall anyway. i don't know how disney has not figured it out yet. there's so many remakes but rather to have a new idea that they're like, we are going to make another. i bet you there's a new "beauty and the beast" where instead of it being a man in the body of a beast and he has to be loved in return, it is like, a trans trans-person who is a woman trapped in a man's body and they have to find their pronouns and get sex change surgery. [applause] i guarantee coming in the summer of 2025. >> greg: and they are going to figure out, what do you mean by beast? who is the beast? >> tyrus: clearly it will be the evil man in it. from what exactly, played by will ferrell. >> tyrus: we got you for that, gutfeld. you will be the little angry guy yelling at everyone. >> greg: you know what? why didn't they make prince charming trans? you know? >> batya: i'm with kat. i think she is swimming in this stew of men are evil, loving a man is evil, masculinity is toxic. and she goes to these meetings with these pr executives who are like the person who thought dylan mulvaney belongs on a bud light can. they teach her you should go out there and hate this movie. but then why are they making that movie? just let people who love and have it. >> greg: why not make a new movie that has input values in it instead of taking the old movie and then mutating it into some kind of pc version? [applause] yeah. that felt good to the applause. that is like a drug to me, the applause. it goes right into my veins. >> todd: i have never received applause. [laughter] [applause] but nobody is even talking about the dwarves. how about the dwarves, todd? >> todd: the overall points, i do not have anything prepared for the dwarves. >> greg: no clapping for todd. >> why this team is going to phil for the points that you may. it is like having "jaws" without the shark and you can't have that. if you want to make it completely woke movie, great. call it "barbie" if you want. but the fact that some thing that stood out to be, hollywood hates a fairytale love story now, he heard the words that she used. you are not going to see a fairytale love story. that just shows how far albert has gone from their core customer. we all love a fairytale love story. i like a rom com sitting there with the wife. why don't they make those kind of movies anymore? or do they focus on these woke movies that you -- crap at the docs office? >> greg: the things that are prevalent in fairytales, they are like big themes and the big themes, they are not socialized. you have young children. they go towards these big them themes. they liked fairytales. >> tyrus: it is cool life lessons. this is called equity hire. you hire more wants to make films and they give their ideas and you will just collect the insurance money. that is what this is. here is the deal. she never saw us in the right -- snow white. he was not a stocking. he was sent to rescue her because some it mean bitch poisoned her. if there is somebody you are mad at, the baddest person in the movie was the queen. she ruled everybody. he had her father has to give her to the -- estranged fourth men to-the fourth so that she could find her ass. that is how about this bitch was. so she was empowered before being empowered was cool. she was so bad that she literally had a mirror that would tell her she is the fairest of them all. if it did not, it got smashed. he was looking the whole movie got no lines. and then he showed up and if he does not kissed her, she is still asleep in the damn forest hoping the dopey dwarf does not get a little handsy. >> greg: i wonder what they would call dopey now because -- >> tyrus: special or spectrum dwarf. >> kat: neurodivergent. >> todd: on the set of "white men can't jump," i was the handsy at work. 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[bleep]. >> put your hands behind your back. >> greg: as someone, rayonta, who was also caught during her miss invented -- misadventures, it was there any times when you got away? >> there's been a couple times i would say to the terms that i ran from the police and i actually escaped and got away. so the luck was in my favor those nights. i feel like for him, if he did not have bad luck, he probably would not have any at all. >> tyrus: terrace here, "america reports." you were so funny making that joke of how you escaped from the please. that would mean those charges would still be panicked. she is so funny. so funny. >> greg: do they ever track you down later? >> , actually, they told me, they were like, listen, if you don't come back and turn yourself in, we are charging you for like seven felonies because i did get a random fake name. i ended up turning myself back in to avoid those extra charges. [laughter] >> tyrus: that is the name. >> greg: what is your fake name. >> and i think it was like, mattie bratton, which is so funny because my best friend's name is maddie stratton. i was under a time limit. did not know what to say. >> greg: a minnesota man with a heart-shaped tattoo under his eye was arrested after breaking into a restaurant and throwing skittles at employees and patrons ran out. skills are an odd choice to throw at people. he think he was on something when he did this. >> like i said, xanax, man. it will tear anybody out. and you know, i think after th this, they are probably going to make everyone get a background check if you want to buy skittles because i have never heard of assault by it skittles before. that is a new one. >> greg: there's so many other heavier candies that would hurt more than skittles. >> tyrus: that is not true, greg. it is hard to catch a rainbow. [laughter] skittles, taste the rainbow. come on, guys. >> or taste the pain bow. >> greg: how are your parents? how are they digging your new life as a crime correspondent. >> my dad is actually in prison. but he watches your show all the time. and he actually told me to tell kat that he loves her laugh and it helps him fall asleep, which is really weird. >> kat: that checks out. >> greg: i'm surprised. kat, you have fans in prison. >> kat: no, i already knew that i did. [laughter] >> greg: it is the letters. well, thank you, rayanna brock, good job. we applaud the queen of chao (tony hawk) skating for over 45 years has taken a toll on my body. i take qunol turmeric because it helps with healthy joints and inflammation support. why qunol? it has superior absorption compared to regular turmeric. qunol. the brand i trust. ♪ vicks vapostick provides soothing, non-medicated vicks vapors. 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[cheers and applause] >> announcer: a story in five words. ♪ ♪ >> greg: google developing a.i. life coach. batya, google is going to offer multiple tools to help users with life advice, planning and tutoring, using it, i guess, as coaching. and experts claim that this could be a bad thing. it could lead to diminished health. i disagree. i think you would get better advice from a.i. because have you ever met a human life coach? they are creepy. >> batya: greg, it is a robot. it is going to tell people to kill themselves. this is nuts. >> greg: you know what? that will happen later because they will be nice to us for a while. i don't know. if an a.i. has access to all the information in the world, right, todd, and it is going into one spot they can best predict the outcome for you if you say, look, i don't know, should i marry this woman and they will just take all this information and go, you know, todd, you are a homosexually. [laughter] >> who wears doctors. >> greg: that will never happen by the way. >> todd: i disagree because look at google's track record. everything google has done so far has been far left liberal. you know the advice you're going to get from their machine it is going to be far-left and the liberal. >> greg: that is a good putt and they will sell all your information, tyrus. >> tyrus: you will end up buying a bunch of stuff and all kinds of commercials showing up on your phone. there's no substitute for wisdom. there's -- you got to go find an old person who has seen [bleep] and hopefully they will give you some wisdom. this a.i.s of looking for answers, asking a computer about feelings, you are already done. go out and live. make mistakes. you can't avoid mistakes. failure his sorrow is part of life. man up. whatever the case maybe. what is going to happen if i need somebody. you are going to cry and hopefully you will get an std. other than that, life is good. >> greg: kat, you are in tv. you have run across our fair share of people who identify as life coaches. >> kat: i just asked my sister. >> greg: good. she is my life coach. >> kat: no, she is the best because she will tell me whatever it is a want to hear and she is like, that is fine. [laughter] like, i can totally see how you can do that and how -- and i'm like, thank you. [laughter] >> greg: that is pretty good actually. >> kat: some computer who might tell me i did something wrong, no. julia will tell me that i always said it right. >> greg: there you go. all ready 10. don't go away. we will be right back. [applause] >> america takes a step in a long journey. >> it is like the leader of the free world. >> this is that first step. >> the first republican primary debate. >> of a first statement. >> of a first question. >> every first answer. >> to me, this country's next president. >> you only get one first impression. >> announcer: the first repu mlb chooses t-mobile for business for 5g solutions... ...to not only enhance the fan experience, but to advance how the game is played. now's the time to see what america's largest 5g network can do for your business. 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