travis and buck sexton show, buck sexton! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: he hales from silicon valley bank, which means he loves the smell of urine. actor and comedian scott capurro! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: she cheered at the end of old yeller, fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and psychics needs a gps to read his palm, my massive side kick and the nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: all right. before we get to some news stories, let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> greg: yeah, leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week and as always my first time reading them. so if we succeed we'll put joe mackey in a barrel and send him over niagara falls. here we go! applauding joe mackey's death. i like this audience. james comer says that joe biden as vice-president corresponded with hunter biden using the pseudonym robert l peters. i guess that's better than his current fake name, president. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah, i know. i know. this week biden told kids visiting the white house, quote, i know some really great ice cream places around here, and daddy owes you. that's not the joke. that's real. he added that if they notice any children's hair in the desert, that's just his favorite topping. yummy. to remove carbon from the atmosphere the biden administration is funding projects that will use giant vacuums to suck it up. also funding a project that will use a drug addict to snort it. i love him. tampa bay rays star player wander franco, that's his name, wander franco. this is hard. is being investigated amid rumors that he may be dating a 14-year-old girl. don't judge. scouts say they're not surprised because he was very successful in the minors. little baseball humor kat. there's the minor leagues and the major leagues. according to a new study e rick tile dysfunction cases in the u.s. have doubled and experts believe they've figured out the cause. [laughter] >> greg: it writes itself. according to a letter, obama reportedly sent to a former girlfriend in 1982, he imagined making love to men daily. prompting michelle obama to reply, i haven't made love to one in decades. gratuitous but obama imagining making love to men? i guess that explains this. oh, like you could do better. you could but anyway. republican candidates descended on the iowa state fair last week to mingle with the people and load up on carnival food. former new jersey governor chris christie arrived two weeks early. [laughter] [cheers and applause] it's 'cause he's fat, i know. happy birthday to robert red ford who turned 87 today. and, to his hairpiece, which turned 42. a male power lifter broke women's records in the western canadian championship. women are beginning to lose count of how many sports records are broken by men because it's happening a lot and they're terrible at counting. what? yes, that's what a sexist would say. you're learning. see this is all about educating people. scientists say men are more likely to say i love you first. the research also revealed women are more likely to say, get away from me nerd. that's cute. a stomach churning video went viral showing a bull goring a spa spanish mad adore in his rectum. but in the bull's defense he the mad adore did say he was horny. i'm ashamed. during a recent trip to china treasure secretary janet yellen admitted she took hallucinogenic mushrooms at a restaurant. and here we thought the only one that ate mushrooms was her barber. earlier this week a near collision at boston air ports of jets between american and spirit air. which proves not even the pilots want to fly spirit. and finally in san francisco driverless cars are reportedly causing traffic to get backed up. if only the homeless were that backed up. [laughter] >> greg: oh, a poop joke. little transient excrement humor. to the news. should trans players switch to checkers, even if they cut off their peckers. probably didn't need to say that but the international chess federation, the only organization dorkier than the star trek federation, says it will abolish the women's titles that a female player has earned if she becomes a he. this, of course, is earth shattering news to the one nerd who follows international chess. in addition, trans women are banned from competing in women's events eliminating the slight advantage of moving pawns with their giant hands. but don't cry dylan mulvaney, you'll always have beer pong. and a penis. now, they're making the change 'cause women's titles are considered less valuable than men's. so a so-called women grand master wouldn't be transferred to a general grand master, even though you would save award money by only paying her $0.07 on the dollar. >> a sexist would say! >> greg: see, see. now, i admit i don't know much about the fascinating and time-honored game of chess. although you should hear me yell you sank my battleship. but why are there men as and women's divisions at all. perhaps it's to prevent those tournaments from becoming orgies. but it's not like a physical sport whereby logical males have an innate advantage. i think it's weird that there aren't more women in chess. i mean there are many successful women everywhere, including high levels of government. after all, being great at chess doesn't call for muscle mass, just look at the men. ha ha. puny runs. instead it requires logic patience and abstract thinking but if they add parallel parking you broads are doomed. >> wow, yet another sexist would say. >> greg: all right, all right, all right. buck, how you doing there champ? >> buck: i'm good, man, how are you? >> greg: you don't care. >> buck: i'm going on vacation, this is the last thing i'm doing before going on vacation for a week so i'll be wearing a kilt and getting drunk every day. >> greg: i wish i asked that question. [laughter] >> greg: how do you feel about chess? this is kind of an interesting dilemma here. they're coming at it from a different angle. >> buck: is it going to shock you to know the guy who has boat shoes in four different colors took chess lessens as a kid. that's true. it's real. i took chess lessons for a while and it was fun then i hit puberty and i was interested in other things so i spent less time playing chess. >> greg: that's when you got the station wagon otherwise known as the shaggen wagon, right? >> buck: with panelled sides i will have you know that is now a classic car and far more valuable than anticipated. >> greg: imagine if you had sex in it. >> tyrus: thanks for coming on, buck. [laughter]. >> tyrus: i'm going to punch your mother in the mouth when we leave. >> greg: do you think there's a biological differences in playing chess? >> buck: well, there's no answer that's going to make people happy with this other than you should open this up to men and women and see what happens. the only way you can see if there was would be the larry summers harvard route remember that? the president of harvard, maybe we just have thee redically less women getting mathematics because -- and he was the first cancellation, he was the treasure secretary and had a great role in the social network. >> greg: and just gone >> kat: you can't answer that. i've said it before and i will do it again for all of you. i think that men are better than women at chess, but that's because women are more emotionally intelligent than men are. which means that there are far less likely to have the kind of social life that would force them to resort to competitive chess. [cheers and applause] >> kat: no, because even if you're playing competitive chess as a woman, you probably have at least some friends, right? so you're using some of your brain to form meaningful emotional connections, which is great, but also is probably not an advantage in a robot brain sport like chess. >> scott: people only care about women in chess if they're hot like the series in netflix. she was completely delicious so people gave a pooh but for most chess people looked like they crawed out from under a rock. >> greg: did you know that netflix show was fix. >> scott: right. >> greg: i thought it was real when i was watching it that there was this amazing female chess player that could envision these things and somebody told me it was made up and i was like of course it's made up. >> scott: so you had to throw the glove away when you were watching it. people call it a sport. but it's not. if you don't shave your legs, it's not competitive. >> greg: did you ever play chess? >> scott: no. i had a social life as a kid. i'm not lonely. >> kat: exactly. yeah. >> greg: you know, we're losing the chess-playing audience right now. >> tyrus: you're not. you're not >> greg: no? >> tyrus: i was was kat until she said emotional intelligence and i was like what? chess may be for the -- chess is something that in football we played a lot. in weight lifting we used to do this activity at the end when you were exhausted you had to play speed chess because when you're exhausted you make you think more. i play chess with my daughters because i want them thinking two moves ahead. and what they did which was brilliant, all the sports they're afghanistan and all the problems with transgender women invading. what they did was amazing. they didn't say you couldn't play, we're going to research it and figure it out, it will take us two years and then we'll let you know. that's chess that's brilliant. they leapfrogged it, you can't yell at somebody for that. i'm going to read the instructions and when we figure it out we alley we'll get back to you. brilliant. they avoided the problem without having to solve the problem. >> greg: and on top of that if you switch you lose your trophies right? >> tyrus: what it comes down to what the whole thing has been mediocre biological men who decided to claim they're women to do what? get attention and be successful because they want to beat women in sports because the way things worked out physically men tend to be stronger than women, women tend to be smarter but that doesn't trans stoned chess because it is a one movement at a time. but that doesn't tran send because most women aren't interested in chess, because for some reason it's a man's game. so now women are getting involved but they're kind of behind. but again goes back to the thing, when you take away the opportunity without getting in their face there's no complaints. not that there's going to be -- i don't think there's a huge amount of transgender chess players marching outside of fox demanding equal pay. >> greg: that would be amazing. >> scott: i would love to watch that. it's really hard for gay men like my husband and i the male female thing. because my husband's stronger but i have the money. and i can't be a woman because i'm a comedian. i don't write the rules, babe. that's the way it is. >> tyrus: 22nd timeout you were cool with a pedophile joke. he makes one joke. >> scott: and i can't be a pedophile because i hate children. 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[laughter]. >> tyrus: when's that plane to scotland leaving? >> greg:. >> greg: starting to have second thoughts about the kilt, are you? >> scott: i love kilts. >> greg: i bet you do. >> tyrus: especially at central park. >> buck: oh, man. >> greg: kat, so anyway, i get the feeling that this was artificially created? right? because it's basically saying either you're a meat head or you're enlightened, rather than saying masculine or not >> kat: i think that we have really started to use the word science. >> greg: yes >> kat: because all thinks saying is you're really one thing or really another thing or you're somewhere in the middle. that's just like the plot of goldilocks. [laughter] >> kat: it's not science. they studied -- you didn't study. >> greg: no. and it's like canada. i mean, what are we doing here? are we that bored that we have to do views from canada? >> tyrus: well, you could only do this in canada. if you did it in america the scientists would have gotten beat up. the first one i get it because that's what i am. but what they're trying to do is they're trying to categorize everything. i hate that they do that with the gay community where they want to put a letter on each person. so now with men they want to put -- so women know when they see them, oh, there's one of those provider protector ones watch out i'm looking for a progressive simple lay on his back when we have sex one. they're going back to trying to categorize men. at smern points in your life you're a little bit of everything but you hope one day where you're in a position of being the protector and providing that's the point of being a man at least in our culture. so you of course agree when you're broke, when she has the car, when she gets the bigger bay check. but then one day if you get all your [bleep] right you're a completely different animal and you start saying things like no. and if she doesn't listen, i'm going to the park. [laughter]. >> scott: that's why you look familiar. >> greg:. >> greg: oh, my god. yeah. you know, you should be the one lucky guy on outnumbered. buck. >> buck: i'm okay. >> greg: you want to take a pass on that one? why is it that every time you're on the show you always feel like you're the most uncomfortable person on earth. >> buck: no, i'm good. i'm good. what were we talking about again? >> greg: i'm going to move on because we have a second topic unless you want to answer. >> buck: no, we can go. we can go to the next one. give me first dibs at the next one. >> tyrus: speed round. >> greg: next topic, babies in places you normally never would find them t wall street journal says little brats are now popping up at bars and clubs and even tattoo parlors, rising child care costs are making it impossible to hire baby sitters so it's just cheaper for parents to bring them along. all right buck, you don't have kids do you? >> buck: not yet although i have very strong opinions on this and i get into fights with my friends who have kids. there are kid friendly venues and there are places where you should not be bringing children who are going to make too much noise and need an ipad playing frozen three and making all the noise and doing all the things for people. and i think there's bringing things along to do stuff the parents normally do, grocery store i get all that that's fine. but if you go to a nice restaurant on a saturday night or something, the adults are trying to have some quiet time there and i just think that eventually people need to understand that consideration for others is a bull work of civilization, greg. so i feel very strongly about this one [cheers and applause]. >> greg: wow. true. >> buck: why thank you >> greg: don't bring your kids to everything, scott, right? >> scott: well, you know, i don't mind kids. the hard part, for me the pandemic was terrible because they closed the playgrounds and i thought, you know how am i going to meet people. >> greg: he repairs playground equipment. >> scott: yes. yeah, you know, in a bar situation -- i live in most time in london because the british read, and there, you know, people do bring their kids to pubs from day one because the apartments at their home are too small to entertain so you see little ones around all the time i'm used to it. >> greg: they're like pets. >> scott: yeah. and they learn social, how to hang out chop cocaine with an iphone, all the things kids should learn at an early age so i don't see much of a problem with it. it makes more for a family environment really, it's kind of sweet. >> greg: i think it's try. tyrus when i was growing up in california, every family had like three or four siblings, but you never saw them. >> tyrus: well, because kids, they had this parenting tool back then it was called an ass whooping. so to buck's point, i don't think buck would be offended as much if there was well behaved quiet children. >> buck: absolutely. >> tyrus: the problem is you have bulldozer parents who think the children run the house and do things saying he's just expressing myself. i have six kids and your kid will get tripped and get a chop because my kids -- [cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: see? >> greg: kat, last word. were you allowed out as a child? you were a feral beast they kept you in a cage >> kat: they should have. i think it's insane some places to bring a baby, but i think it's more insane, when you're a parent, some people think you're a bad parent when you do things only that your kid wants to do and cease to be a person. but as a parent you have to be happy and not only miserable and there are only so many afternoons you can spend going to pepa pig on ice before you start >> buck: my dad brought me out to duck blinds and it was fine. >> greg: did he always accidentally lose you and you would somehow find you. >> tyrus: did he tell you to run and get the duck? >> greg: yeah. >> scott: it's a bit unnerving in a pub or bar when you see a woman breast feeding and drinking beer at the same time. because i just think that kid's going to be a problem. >> tyrus: he'll definitely be asleep by 9:00 though. >> greg: all right. up neck, he posted pics rated x and now he's forever writing checks >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld go to knocks news.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. so they can stop the spread of wildfires. now's the time to see what america's largest 5g network can do for your business. moving forward with node- positive breast cancer is overwhelming. but i never just found my way; i made it. and did all i could to prevent recurrence. verzenio reduces the risk of recurrence of hr-positive, her2-negative, node-positive, early breast cancer with a high chance of returning, as determined by your doctor when added to hormone therapy. hormone therapy works outside the cell... while verzenio works inside to help stop the growth of cancer cells. diarrhea is common, may be severe, or cause dehydration or infection. at the first sign, call your doctor, start an antidiarrheal, and drink fluids. before taking verzenio, tell your doctor about any fever, chills, or other signs of infection. verzenio may cause low white blood cell counts, which may cause serious infection that can lead to death. life-threatening lung inflammation can occur. tell your doctor about any new or worsening trouble breathing, cough, or chest pain. serious liver problems can happen. symptoms include fatigue, appetite loss, stomach pain, and bleeding or bruising. blood clots that can lead to death have occurred. tell your doctor if you have pain or swelling in your arms or legs, shortness of breath, chest pain, and rapid breathing or heart rate, or if you are nursing, pregnant, or plan to be. i'm making my own way forward. ask your doctor about everyday verzenio. ♪ a story in five words ♪ >> greg: story in five words: revenge porn costs a billion. all right, kat, this is an amazing story. jury awarded a texas woman, woman, $1.2 billion after her ex-boyfriend shared intimate photos of herrion line and in e-mails to her family, friends and co-workers. as someone who's -- i can't read this to kat. i should always read these questions first. what do you make of this? this seems a bit extravagant, don't you think? obviously revenge porn's bad >> kat: i would like to have that paper after the show. i just want to add it to my file. . >> tyrus: you're going to need a bigger envelope. >> greg: actually the question was directed at buck but i figured i hadn't gone to you first yet so i changed it. but the last part, this was to buck. as someone whose naked body repullss people, what are your thoughts? >> kat: oh. >> greg: that's when i realized i couldn't say the question to you the because --. >> tyrus: why would you say it to buck? [laughter] >> greg: i did not write it. >> tyrus: he's not coming back from scotland. >> greg:. >> greg: i jut thought of a joke i'm not going to use. kat go ahead >> kat: i think this is great, they said this guy doesn't have this kind of money or any money because shocker, this is a loser. but he just made her feel like, oh, whenever they google you they'll see this stuff they don't want to see but now when they google this guy they'll see he's a creep and disgusting person and that's what he deserves [cheers and applause]. >> greg: you know what it is. this is my problem, scott. i don't think it's fair to use like a court judgment as a warning to future crime, because you're punishing that person, let's say it's buck, for stuff he hasn't done. so you're saying like we're punish -- you have to pay 1.2 billion so these people over here don't do it. that's not justice is isn't it. >> buck: no, and i would have to sue myself. because i have put so many videos of myself online naked and nobody has responded ever. i'm 60 years old, please objectify me, please. watch me. and nobody cares. so i'm kind of envy us that people care enough, right? although 1.2 billion, she could make a really nice movie, and she should have herself, because she's young and she wants that footage when she's older. you must federal yourself all the time because you're hot right? but in 30 years -- right? >> kat: i'll start getting the surgeries. i think when i turn 70 i'm finally going to buy myself just giant cans. >> buck: and you co. >> scott: and you could have surgery, too, buck because you can get that fixed whatever's wrong with you naked that he seems to know about. >> buck: i've been doing barry's boot camp i live in florida. i'm working on it. >> greg: i think he wants you to go to that scotland. hey that was pretty good, that's a joke of that it of earlier, scott land. tyrus. >> tyrus: what was the subject again? >> greg: the subject, oh, 1.2 billion. >> tyrus: i agree with kat. i think you send somebody something that personal and for them to do that, that's beyond the pail. like delete it and move on, man. and he didn't just put it on the internet he sent it to her family. and the stuff he probably talked her into, begged her to do, text her every day, please send me one, she finally does it for him and they break up and it doesn't work out and he sends it to her family? it will be nice every time he goes to do something, like apply for a credit card or get a bank account or go to a job, like, oh, sir, you owe one. -- oh, you haven't even knocked off a hundred thousand yet sir. it's going to follow him the rest of his life because unfortunately it's going to follow her. christmas dinner will never be the same. >> scott: they've tried to make it -- it might even be a criminal statute now >> kat: 48 states. >> scott: this was a civil judgment right? >> tyrus: yeah, yeah. >> scott:' saying it's a criminal statute where you can actually get locked up for it i believe in some places. >> greg: is that why you stopped? [laughter] >> buck: i should have gotten the earlier flight. [laughter] >> buck: anyway, i didn't have a window seat available, so here i am. >> scott: we can make a happy face out of it. seriously. we can fix that. >> buck: i don't even know what the hell he's talking about. this has gone off the rails. but i think when the judgment -- i will say this. when the judgment is that big, i think it actually sends -- it's meant to send a message but he's not going to pay any of this he's going to declare bankruptcy so i think you have to find other ways to punish excuse me bags for this. we. >> greg: we will move on now. >> greg: we will move on now. life lessons from the heart make us seem super smart. [cheers and applause] that can't ? life lessons from the heart make us seem super smart. 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[cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah, see? fashion granny asks, wawas your favorite class in high school, and why? i guess i'll go to you, scott. >> scott: i liked baseball because i enjoyed the costume. >> greg: that's not a class. >> scott: right. but the dust ruined my hair so i joined drama because there's a little bit less of a freak in drama than anywhere else and i did plays and i was tall so i had a girlfriend. those drama girls will sleep with anybody. >> greg: let me guess pippen, did you do pippen, fiddler on the roof? >> scott: don't bring you music jokes because the whole show will become about that. no bye bye birdie and things you couldn't do. >> greg: he's right. they left me out of a lot of reindeer games, kat. what was your favorite class? >> kat: english because i was good at it. >> greg: yeah? >> kat: yeah, i liked to read and write and be good at it. that's it. >> greg: well, you proved that just now. that was a complete sentence. >> kat: yep. >> greg: it's paid off. tyrus? school of hard knocks. >> tyrus: no, i'm still going through that, i ain't graduated yet. you know what? probably when i got into science, i think when i really got into biology and zoology i was hooked. the only thing was i couldn't -- the dissections were rough, that was tough, but then eventually you pictured it as your step dad and it was easier to cut it open and [bleep]. but yeah i really liked biology and stuff, that's when i really kind of got into that kind of thing. >> greg: what about you buck? >> buck: i will follow in the english side of things but one bit of good advice and one quick funny note about it or i think it's funny probably ruined it. writing every day was something you had to do for a class. you had to write -- and this was when we used to write pre computer because i was older. and we had to write every day, which i thought was great. every five days a week you had to write something and it had to be three or four hundred words. and the teacher was like i'm just going to check you've done it every day. this is first semester. one day i wrote who i thought was going to be the hottest celebrity going forward or something and he actually wrote in the margin i totally agree, you're a visionary. you totally get it. that was the on thing he ever responded to. >> greg: that's a very strange, strange story. i liked religion class because i was at a catholic school and that meant there was never any homework or anything. >> buck: i was in religion class where they read lord of the rings for a while. >> greg: you got these new age progressive priests and suddenly religion meant anything. they had us lying on the ground and doing like meditations, like you can feel the tension leaves your toes and you're like this really isn't --. >> buck: people object to yoga because they say yoga has a spiritual component that is contrary to church and christian teachings. >> greg: talk to any satanist they'll tell you that. ted asks what was the first thing that shocked you as an adult? wow. i'm going to go first i'm going to say taxes. taxs the, i got understand taxes until i got a paycheck. >> tyrus: shock? talk about piss you off. >> greg: i remember when i made $25,000 a year thinking i made $25,000 a year and then you found out you weren't making that at all. everything was -- everything you thought -- like you could go and buy something and that thing would cost a hundred dollars but the hundred dollars you had wasn't real. that was my, my depressing thought for today. anybody want to join me? okay, ted. ted asks, scott, whatever your name is, what is the first thing that shocked you as an adult. >> scott: i think it was that i had to make my own dinner. i forgot until i got my own apartment and i was like who's cooking and i was like oh, it was me. my mom was a terrible cook so irked have learned sooner but instead i was an anorexic. >> buck: i had a bit of a shock in new york because i thought landlords would be like you seem like a good guy you'll take good care of the place, we're going to give you a special price. no special price. that was a disappointment as an adult. >> greg: you were disappointed that you didn't have white privilege. do you see this? white. [laughter] >> greg: kat? >> kat: i said this before but i think you truly become an adult the first time you cry and nobody around you gives a [bleep]. nobody. >> greg: yeah, at true. like if you're on the subway >> kat: so then you have to get a kat. >> scott: or maybe when someone else cries and you don't care either. like move on, get out of my seat. [laughter] >> greg: tyrus? >> tyrus: i keep trying to think but i was so happy to be [bleep] away from everybody, i was thrilled. i literally was like, i don't have a bed, oh, wait, there's one by a trash can and i dragged it in my house. oh, i'm hungry, that dude has a wallet, food. being an adult is great, all this freedom. so i really -- i couldn't wait to get away from it all so once i was i was like -- >> greg: that ace an interesting point. that's where we split people into groups, the group of people who can't wait and the other people who were terrified. >> tyrus: i always a chais was kept away through doors and windows because my mom thought i would wander out, i was like no i'm trying to escape let me out i'll figure it out. >> scott: the auto insurance was a thing too because i was my dad's until i was an adult and i cashed my car right away because try sand was on the radio and if try sand is on the rye the gay's arms are in the air, i couldn't help it, and then bang. >> greg: up next, a senate run's at steak for a woman who's oven baked. 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