no special price. that was a disappointment as an adult. greg: you were disappointed that you didn t have white privilege. do you see this? white. [laughter] greg: kat? kat: i said this before but i think you truly become an adult the first time you cry and nobody around you gives a [bleep]. nobody. greg: yeah, at true. like if you re on the subway kat: so then you have to get a kat. scott: or maybe when someone else cries and you don t care either. like move on, get out of my seat. [laughter] greg: tyrus? tyrus: i keep trying to think but i was so happy to be [bleep] away from everybody, i was thrilled. i literally was like, i don t have a bed, oh, wait, there s one by a trash can and i dragged it in my house. oh, i m hungry, that dude has a wallet, food. being an adult is great, all
use a drug addict to snort it. i love him. tampa bay rays star player wander franco, that s his name, wander franco. this is hard. is being investigated amid rumors that he may be dating a 14-year-old girl. don t judge. scouts say they re not surprised because he was very successful in the minors. little baseball humor kat. there s the minor leagues and the major leagues. according to a new study e rick tile dysfunction cases in the u.s. have doubled and experts believe they ve figured out the cause. [laughter] greg: it writes itself. according to a letter, obama reportedly sent to a former girlfriend in 1982, he imagined making love to men daily.
greg: i wish you could just take an iso shot of buck sexton s face right now. [laughter]. tyrus: when s that plane to scotland leaving? greg:. greg: starting to have second thoughts about the kilt, are you? scott: i love kilts. greg: i bet you do. tyrus: especially at central park. buck: oh, man. greg: kat, so anyway, i get the feeling that this was artificially created? right? because it s basically saying either you re a meat head or you re enlightened, rather than saying masculine or not kat: i think that we have really started to use the word science. greg: yes kat: because all thinks saying is you re really one thing or really another thing or you re somewhere in the middle. that s just like the plot of goldilocks. [laughter] kat: it s not science. they studied you didn t study. greg: no. and it s like canada.
had a girlfriend. those drama girls will sleep with anybody. greg: let me guess pippen, did you do pippen, fiddler on the roof? scott: don t bring you music jokes because the whole show will become about that. no bye bye birdie and things you couldn t do. greg: he s right. they left me out of a lot of reindeer games, kat. what was your favorite class? kat: english because i was good at it. greg: yeah? kat: yeah, i liked to read and write and be good at it. that s it. greg: well, you proved that just now. that was a complete sentence. kat: yep. greg: it s paid off. tyrus? school of hard knocks. tyrus: no, i m still going through that, i ain t graduated yet. you know what? probably when i got into science, i think when i really got into biology and zoology i was hooked. the only thing was i couldn t
like three or four siblings, but you never saw them. tyrus: well, because kids, they had this parenting tool back then it was called an ass whooping. so to buck s point, i don t think buck would be offended as much if there was well behaved quiet children. buck: absolutely. tyrus: the problem is you have bulldozer parents who think the children run the house and do things saying he s just expressing myself. i have six kids and your kid will get tripped and get a chop because my kids [cheers and applause]. tyrus: see? greg: kat, last word. were you allowed out as a child? you were a feral beast they kept you in a cage kat: they should have. i think it s insane some places to bring a baby, but i think it s more insane, when you re a parent, some people think you re a bad parent when you do things only that your kid wants to do and cease to be a person. but as a parent you have to be happy and not only miserable and