>> seven jokes. ♪ ♪ >> greg: both american and southwest airlines say they will comply with president biden's order to force their employees to be vaccinated. meanwhile, spirit airlines will begin requiring their employees to brush their teeth. is that to mean? i don't know, that's one. president of the notorious association so that kids may not get with what their kids want this christmas due to national shortages. unbelievable that she is. you know him, the raiders approach will be removed from the buccaneers ring of honor over emails that can sick thomas contained racist insults. that is an apples to oranges comparison since there is no proof simpson sent me emails. right? >> he was acquitted. >> greg: he was acquitted paired the global supply train down my chain has made it harder to find halloween costumes in stores, so this year chris cuoms going to pretend to be a journalist. [laughter] where are we? number four? this week, william shatner became the oldest man to travel into space. the suspect a 90-year-old took control of the rocket at some point because it's never turned off its turn signal. footwear brand "minnetonka" has apologize for making moccasins. they made them for 75 years. because it's not a native american owned business. to remedy this problem, the ceo says the company will be changing its name to "elizabeth warren." number six, and finally with biden's warrant on energy and independence, the price of coal has skyrocketed. this christmas, all of the naughty kids will be getting their stockings filled with solar panels. and that's it. [applause] delicious water, julie. you might want to have some. did you know that the new york mayor bill de blasio, otherwise known as a walking tree of turds. jefferson was the founding father, our third president, but also a slave owner. the statue has been there for nearly 200 years, a year for every screw up that bill de blasio makes up in a week. after all the problems going on in the city, it was clear that this putrid piece of marble had to go. think about it, a woman was beaten brutally on the city's streets, stomped repeatedly, and left for dead. people are dodging bullets in times square like neo in the matrix. but, that thomas jefferson -- he's behind all of that. of course, there was a filipino nurse murdered saturday afternoon by a deranged criminal. that alleged killer had been released after groping another female. but clearly, if there was no jefferson statute, this never would've happened. there is a huge spike in homicides in major cities, it's getting so bad in places like chicago they are installing bleeding control kits and hundreds of city buildings. each kit contains supplies like tourniquet's, gauze, she has gloves, and instruction manual. i knew the labor shortage was severe, but i have to fix your own gunshot wounds. but what do you expect when you allow such statutes to exist? the removal of the statue was suggested by bill de blasio's wife. she said, artie share a bed with a block had come i don't need another one staring at me while i work. but she also heads up the $800 million taxpayer funded program called "bribe" which was designed to treat the mentally ill. like the guy who murdered the nurse. but where's the proof that the program actually did anything? the money disappeared faster than brian stelter at doughnut factory. if you don't get carjacked first, you will see countless, destitute zombies. it's hard to investigate the person in charge of helping them when it is the mayor's wife. so what do you do when you are supposed to treat the sick and deranged and you haven't done squat? and the people you are supposed to be helping are doing squat everywhere. on the sidewalks, in front of businesses, in the parks with dogs. and that is julie. you go after the statues. and why? how does removing the statues make the poor or the elderly currently being picked off in new york any safer? it doesn't. if anything, when you are getting shot at, statues give you a place to hide behind. in fact, we could use a lot more statues of really fat people. grow berkeley, henry viii, i will take michael moore. i will take anything, because increasingly -- that was a cheap shot. increasingly, the don't like there are fewer places to hide. the main reason is deflection. the activist class is a shallow, stupid breed with absurd priorities. and their leaders know that for it all you need to do is dangle some performative act of symbolic justice in front of them and like a in front of hunter, they will climb all over it. then you don't need to do any real work at all. watch as your city travels back to the 1970s and blame the statues. you can coast along by shifting the conversation to a race in the past and call that progress. it's not just new york, whether at san francisco, where they are closing down drug stores due to crime, or downtown portland during another night of mob violence. all you need to do are a few things. demand changing the problematic name of a great school, cancel a holiday for a problematic explorer, remove a statue of a problematic founder. all in the name of equity and antiracism. as the elderly and working class continues to get victimized by thugs, it's a good grip. i wonder what the angry black male thinks. ♪ ♪ >> joe mackey, how many times if i told you not to -- i thought you were funny. where in my jacket paid him tired of you guys ruining my close. time to pay, joe maggie. hey, who are you? >> hey, tyrus. i'm tom jefferson britt nice to meet you meet you. >> where is joe? >> joe is not here today. i don't know, it's my first day. i don't know where joe is. >> you will do, jefferson. >> come and help me. i don't understand. ♪ ♪ >> greg: we all understand. so remove a statue, change a holidays name, congrats, you've tackled the big problems. when a parent loses a child or a child loses a parent, you could tell them hey, i am sorry for your loss, but remember that most of jefferson -- it's gone as well pretzel let's call it even. [applause] >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. he is here to ruin your plans for the apocalypse, author of the great new book, michael shellenberger. she believes that pain is no stronger than its weakest drink. fox news anchor julie banderas. he gets wasted more than your tax dollars. fox news contributor kat timpf. and walking a mile in his shoes would only take one step. my massive sidekick and the nwa world champion. [applause] >> greg: what? [laughs] >> what's going to come to you first? thomas jefferson owned. i figured i should come to you first. >> last time i saw thomas jefferson at the supermarket it was awkward. >> greg: you've seen new york, it's in a hand basket. i'm not as an insult to hell. >> it seems to me that the new excuse for not doing everything is to once again bring up slavery. so we had to get rid of thomas jefferson, because he did what, at the time, was fashion. or was what happened. i hate to even say this, but it's true. there was even black slave owners, because that is what society was. the good news was that, or is, that we didn't do that and it didn't take us -- we moved past it. in record time. look at the other places on this world, how long they dealt with slavery, centuries. for eons. we got our stuff together relatively quick. i think it's hilarious, why are you getting rid of thomas jefferson? well, he owned. okay, so jordan don't like george washington has to go, pretty much everyone has to go. it's better to say you did that then help one sick mental person get help on the street. but hey, thomas jefferson is gone. and here's the deal pair the statue that you took away in most cases keep somebody from getting rained on that you are not helping. >> greg: exactly. by the way, to your point, the whole democratic party has to go. because the democratic party, the name itself, is associated with slavery. they have to change their name to something else. like, severely hung over party. which is what you are. you don't smell like tequila though. >> no, i chewed a lot of gum in the makeup chair. that poor makeup artist is passed out. >> greg: i can't believe -- what's today question mike thursday? so that was a wednesday night. >> every night is a friday night. >> greg: what do you make of this strategy -- as you see the crime go up in the city, this is a serious question so you only have 20 seconds -- >> you lost me. >> greg: it gets worse. woke-ism seeks to replace the arguments you don't know how everything is getting so bad. does that make sense? did i lose you again? >> i interrupted. so first of all, i think it was a huge mistake to put your wife in charge of anything. that is just something i think of her husband should know. ask tyrus, he will tell you. >> what the hell? she doesn't watch them a go ahead. >> she lives in barbie dream house britt i'm just saying. speak of the moral is, just keep deflecting. very democratic of you. become talking about mayor de blasio. but it is true. and i have to say this, he needs to concentrate more on the war on crime. and i believe that thomas jefferson statue obviously represents a stain in american history, but also a reminder of where we have come. this is deep for hung over. my head is spinning. but we have come a long way, we have a long way to go, and to remove that is absolutely ridiculous. she should remove her husband. if you're going to give her control -- [applause] make her make the best out of it. >> greg: welcome to the show, michael. this is your first time that i hope this hasn't disgusted you yet. i look at the amount of time devoted to statues and other symbols and i realize, that is taken away. it felt like -- it's a pie of time that leaders have. so the more time you spend doing the stuff, you can't help citizens. >> they try to rename the schools rather than trying to figure out how to get the kids back in the classroom. so we've seen african-american math proficiency and san francisco high schools is 12%. and so they spend their time basically trying to make everybody feel guilty. it's all deflection all called distraction. >> it's in every major city that is run by a democrat. kat, i blame you. >> no, that is wrong. >> i will tell you why. it's bad on the streets of new york, it's very, very bad. you walk down the street, you see it, people yell at you. and i am saying it's bad, and that is something. first of all, i normally enjoy the attention of any kind. and second of all, i have dated at least one homeless man. right? possibly two. the other one we weren't sure about. no proof of the apartment, right? i have done more for the homeless than all of nyc. 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[laughter] >> crunch, crunch. there you go. what's your head. look at the sky sitting down over here. it's crazy. [laughter] >> greg: i love the ending. "it's crazy!" michael, so you've done -- you've done joe rogan's podcast. joe has been incorrect on some things, but it's not because he's lying, it's because he just didn't have enough information. the difference is that cnn is knowingly being wrong about this. why do you think they did that? >> they hate joe rogan because they can't control him. joe always makes a joke that he's the stupid guy, but when you are with him he realized that his genius is that he is so terrifying, is like a human lie detector. you don't want to lie in front of that guy. and it's stamina, you are there for like three hours. whatever you need to hear from me, it better be the truth or you might break me in half. >> i could never do that. how long rihanna with him? >> we were on for 2.5 hours and then he goes, now let's talk about nuclear power. and i was like, i was like i'm out. what do i need to do to signal that you win. it was an incredible experience, he's clearly a genius of the arts the arts. >> greg: it's it's an unusual thing. it's not like he actively tried to do that. got, the thing has come up to michael's point, i get the feeling that rogan is kind of like, what cnn was supposed to be. cnn was the news, but it's not the news anymore. it's all ideology. and now you have these two three-hour conversations -- that was actually good conversation. right? so he's the new cnn. >> cnn is actually doing all the things, creating a lot of the things that complain about. it supposedly bad, they don't want people to take horace dewormer. but by saying that joe rogan took horace dewormer, because he's okay, right? they are actually going to be sending the message that horace dewormer is okay appeared not the people who acknowledge the difference between a human prescription and veterinary horace dewormer. >> greg: wouldn't it be funny if the horace dewormer was better than the human putin dew? >> even more hilarious, it basically seems to me like a nice guy. you would think that nice guys would have a better defense against the truth. but even nice guys like their paychecks. and i was waiting for someone to go hey, man, i just got a bit deal with them. well, well, hey. hey, cnn. he was literally on one of the shows that they were talking about. the thing about joe rogan that makes him so special right now and shouldn't make them special is that he's being a grown man. if you come at me, i'm going to come at you back. and he's even asking why. the goal of cnn was to cancel joe. the best part of this, the accoutrement of this is that brian stelter got destroyed. we didn't see it, but he ripped on brine so bad the last time not stopped or came on coming had lowest ratings ever. he had like six people. one of them was the postage guy, the other one was like his parents. he canceled the counselor. so that, to me, in itself, its beauty. because they've got a taste of their own medicine and they don't like it. so maybe they need some horace dewormer, because they are clearly full of [bleep]. >> greg: i do know i'm going to ask you this, but i have a feeling, have you ever tried veterinarian pills? because i have. i've taken pills that were designed for another species. >> i don't think a horse dewormer, calling it a horse dewormer is a responsible. and a response will thing to do on cable news. my dog had worms once. i will never get the image out of my head to. not kidding. little white worms coming out of. but i think it's also odd -- that's so fun to talk about. i also think it's very strange for people to be getting medical advice from cable news doctors. although i did listen to it very intently and i recall at the height of the pandemic, teaching me how to take this disinfectant wipes and wiped out my frozen peas. that saved my life. i wouldn't be here today. >> i remember that. >> literally, my cereal boxes became wet and soggy. >> my wife would leave the groceries outside the house and we had to tape them one by one. and then wipe it down. >> i left my kids outside and had to wipe them down. 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[applause] >> greg: a kat, you have the challenge -- your birthday is not halloween, it's the day before. >> it is two days before, the 29th. >> greg: so you are costumes the entire week? >> i love halloween, i've always loved halloween. it does take away from my favorite holiday, by birthday. >> it's on a friday this year. it will be really fun to celebrate my favorite holiday, my birthday. i will be working. but yeah, i don't understand this. i don't think anyone understands this. the creativity is almost inspiring. what are you talking about? i don't understand. and also, nobody is forced to celebrate halloween. you don't have to. you don't have to. you won't get arrested. >> there's kids who are feelings -- whose feelings are hurt. you like where and how and costumes? >> i do. i don't understand what the big deal about halloween is. i've been wearing a costume and eating candy for over a year and a half. i really think it's overhyped. [applause] i'm not joking, a girdle. but i can't breathe. besides all of that, it's fun but i'm going to lose the weight eventually. but i don't think this extreme -- i think this woke-ism is in st. pete if you to dress up, dress up. maybe get some businesses, some local businesses to donate or read your closet. >> my closet. >> are those sneakers? >> yes, they are. >> are you freaking kidding me. his sneakers could potentially dress an entire school. greg gutfeld, that's all i'm saying. >> actually have no idea. >> greg: my wife buys the need these. these could be nurse's shoes for all i care. for a brief time in the 80s that's all i wore. >> you are a front-line worker, i got it. >> greg: i am one of the heroes. tyrus, what you make of the idea that it's kids who can't afford a question mark >> i was one of those kids who couldn't afford it and we made mustaches with my moms eyeliner. >> greg: blackface! >> well, i had a black face. i still have it, proud of it, love it. this is, for no lack of a better term, this is racism pair this is communism. this is woke is under the so you take away creativity for the snow you take away -- this is a welfare state where everybody thinks assignment is the same. when they mention minorities, i get past, because two years ago or may be four years ago, black panther came out. and there was a black superhero. and there was kids of all colors, shapes, they all wanted to be black panther. they wanted to be a black superhero. how is that disrespectful to minorities? at the height of protist clay, i walked out, there was kids dressed up as me. i remember going well mike, this is great. halloween is a time for kids to cut loose and have fun. and there's always been kids that couldn't dress up. i remember my next-door neighbor was a jehovah witness and his family didn't celebrate halloween. everyone understood and we would -- we wouldn't even tease him over it. we just knew to avoid his house for candy. >> my mom would be like pack of cigarettes, pack of cigarettes. [laughter] that's what she did. it doesn't matter. but the point is, when i hear them say, and i guarantee if you look at that embodiment of who's in charge of that, they are so out of touch, they are so pretentious, they have nothing to do. what do you like about halloween? what do you dislike? you'd be like, i like candy addressing up. nobody needs a $3,000 costume. all of our best costumes were stuff that we made. here's the deal, school also has art. meat mask out of paper bags and cliche and everything else. has nothing to do with the kids. it's about control. spew on the thing that's interesting -- she would call the social justice warrior or the woke -- they destroy fun without an ability to create a fun replacement. you hear about this autumnal whatever, everywhere they go it's like they are a fun removal machine. >> that's right. type one racism is trying to put down a whole group of people because you want to take control of them. type two racism is where you have to make people the victims in order to feel compassionate. this is the kind of compassion and sickness -- i was struck while working in san francisco, when you get to the bottom of it you are like well not come on victim knowledge he is justice thomas it seems. looking at critical race theory, they were describing spirit murder. and i was like yeah, spirit murder. that perfectly describes with the critical race theory people are all about. >> compassion is overrated peer that is one of my models. >> thank you, julie, for that. >> the beatles were wrong. love is not all you need, right? >> i agree with that. >> greg: the last time he criticized the beatles -- they were never heard or seen from again. >> they were overrated. >> why did you go there? >> that's not true that love is all you need. >> well, they were high, they were really high. >> greg: all right, coming up... show more loyalty says british royalty. musical physical rain performanc? yes, please! neuriva. think bigger. 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[laughter] because now they've made my mission impossible possible to send me to space. so thank you, jeff bezos. >> greg: you are in space often. >> i am right now. and it didn't cost me millions of dollars. you know, bottles and about a half of wine. >> greg: so tyrus -- >> you know, greg. so is take advice from someone who -- this is the royal family could look at the bloodline. just crying over spilt milk. nobody asked him to fly on the rocket. instead of buying planes and flying to the men, we should be working on the environment because we only have six geniuses on the planet so they can only be one thing at a time. is just -- shut up. wait for your hair for men packet to come in and calm down. spew on there you go. >> royal royal. >> greg: that is true. up next, her neighbors to tell him i prefer to last boning because they hated her loud moaning. ♪ ♪ (announcer) enough with the calorie counting, carb cutting, diet fatigue, and stress. just taking one golo release capsule with three balanced meals a day has been clinically proven to repair metabolism, optimize insulin levels, and balance the hormones that make weight loss easy. release works with your body, not against it, so you can put dieting behind you and go live your life. head to golo.com now to join the over 2 million people who have found the right way to lose weight and get healthier with golo. ♪ ♪ >> greg: her house was rocking and the buzz came knocking. her skills were so arousing, she became too loud for public housing. if all that kissing and smacking has sent this prostitute packing. a british prostitute kicked out after her neighbors said she was too loud after working from home had she had been hosting up to ten clients at a time. wow. cars would line up down the block starting in the morning, waiting for her services. at one point, there were no more people writing heard on the subway. she would prefer to walk from the brothel, but can't because they are closed due to covid. see? who is the victim. but the worst offense wasn't the noise issue, but that she was doing all of her lovemaking to coldplay. ♪ ♪ ♪♪ and they were all yellow, and green... ♪♪ >> greg: they've gotten downhill. she is a casualty of covid. she's working at home. >> you know what? there's some things in life that you wouldn't wait in line for. and the fact that it was -- it was the clients were making all the noise. but the fact that they were double parking and there was dudes, light, in-line like waiting? i want to know what it was to where lines quietly -- patiently quietly waiting in line. 46, yes! like, what was she selling? i feel like this is like a special investigation thing. >> greg: yes. >> emily -- if you go to the amusement parks and you get one of those vip passes. i don't think a chat and cut is going to work in this situation. but what product -- >> she's really good at her job. >> no one double parks. >> greg: she must have a special of the day. >> probably. it's because everybody drives by -- >> they were risking lives! it was covid and they were standing next to each other! pockets full of masks. other masks. >> greg: other masks. i mean, i'm truly -- a noisy prostitute mean she's doing something right. it's because he's hardworking woman and i sympathize for her. she was forced into the suburbs, which i can relate to. because of this city going [bleep]. but also, it actually gave me inspiration, because i understand and i sympathize about have a neighbors. the woman -- one of the woman who lives across the street from my house apparently doesn't like the sound of nonstop yapping, barking dogs. which now has given me a new idea. if she saw the dog barking was bad, wait till she sees what i've got next. kat, what are you doing next weekend? >> i'm available. >> greg: michael, what are your thoughts on this? >> victims refused to be victims. they're just not going to put up with it. and no matter how much we want to woke them to death they're going to fight back and be individual people. >> greg: that was overly bland answer. >> i was just hoping you wouldn't call on me. >> greg: so kat, you are a champion of workers, all the world over. >> i really am, that's not a joke. do what you want with your own body. >> greg: what if she was living next door to you? at all times of the day? >> it would be better about my current neighbors. >> everybody leaves happy. no one fights in the parking lots. hey, bro, how are you? exhausted. >> i'm not going to snitch on my neighbor for working from home. >> all right. >> greg: i think we solved nothing. 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