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happy thursday, everybody. so sometimes the univers einsometimes the univers you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting jesse the 8 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micro. yes here s here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis.me if you ve never heard of them, here s a taste. the tonight, the united states killed the leader of isis. trump comes out of the situation room at midnight. he walks up and for the entire world at midnight just goes abu bakr al-baghdadi is dead. he died like a dog in front of of the whole world. abu, we can hear him crying ,said abu, don t let me tell you something. abu kraidy great, great. a bit. i wouldn t have crie quitd, right?ve crie baghdadi that s when we were all going. he s funny and he does trump better than alec. tha plus, plus, he hasn t shot anyone yet.. but what s special about gillis is that he beat cancel culture.e in 2019, he was hired as a cast me
[cheers] greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. can we really say that? greg: yes. here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if you ve never heard of him tonight is the case. tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the whole world. abu, we could hear him crying, abu, don t cry. let me tell you something, abu cried, he cried quite a bit. i wouldn t have cried. cry baby baghdady, that s what we were calling him. greg: he s funny and he does track better than alec baldwin plus he hasn t shot anyone yet. but what is special about gillis is he beat cancer culture in 2019. he was hired as a cast member on saturday night live but was fired before he appeared on the show after people dug up old jokes when he made jokes
alcatraz, carl maldin s nose? you remember him, huh? greg: oh, man streets of san francisco, now they call it frisco because shoplifters stole the other letters. you may have heard nordstrom closing both downtown stores due to the shockingly amount of shoplifting. when asked about folding the white house said they thought they already blew that up. shut down is the pipeline of nordstrom one. greg: yeah, we dug up. but that can happen to anyone who among us hasn t confused a pipeline to a department store? i m sure i ve had gas in both. yeah, yeah. it s okay to laugh. but another major retailer hauls as because of crime or as nordstrom put it, quote, the dynamics of the uni don t ton san francisco market changed drastically with the foot traffic to our stores and our ability to operate successfully. nothing impacts foot traffic like those feet hopping over needles and piles of poop or getting run over by violent looting nut jobs so let me translate what that statement
i was worried to kill him herself? and then a revelation, the dead man had a dangerous dream. we ended up finding a lot of paperwork, relating to the oil business. i remember telling, us i m going to make millions of dollars. a big money bencher, oozing with outlaws. a violent individual, in prison for robbery. a big man, probably 250 pounds. steroid, rock muscle. significant criminal history. greed as would kill my dad. what caused all of. this a thirst for oil, it lost for blood. i trusted a con artist. i trusted a sociopath. what is going to happen to the quiet little prairie town, when oil comes along? among the green and pleasant landscapes of american privilege, is a fine historic rise of land, called the south hill. here, for 100 years, it is been the home of spokane s washington elites, in their queen and craftsman manage, it s quiet, rectitude, and certainly not the kind of story we are about to tell. the kind of story with ambitious men, dark plo