Stephen colbert. Togh hng rttom. Plus, stephen welcomes deusus and mero and musical guest jake isaac featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen thank you, friendly announcer lady. I never say thank you to her. Thats on me. Im sorry. Its been years now. Thank you, friendly announcer lady. I hope we meet some day. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It will be a while because we cant meet anybody right now. Too bad, we cant go for a walk. Happy first day of fall. Theres a crispness in the air, the leaves are changing, our nation is ravaged by a preventable disease due to our president s criminal negligence. So happy is a relative term. Its a mixed bag. But despite his historic shanking of the coronavirus response, yesterday in ohio, our Pumpkin Spice potus put a positive spin on things. We now know the disease. We didnt know it. Now we know it. It affects elderly
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School funding which is really barbaric she cares about the children even less on the Tragic School bus. Gelgt back with their peers. Back on the Tragic School bus. Children get the virus on the Tragic School bus. And we want to make sure that promise is followed through on shes forcing children to go back on the Tragic School bus announcer its a late show with stephen corbeer. Stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell and musical guest idk featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen ready . I truly dont know what to do about this hair. What do you want me to do. Why dont i cut it for you. Stephen cut away. You dont want to. Youre afraid. Youre afraid. I have to do something about the hair because, i have to use so much product to keep this from happening up here. Just be shaggy. Just be yourself. Stephen shaggy . Its got a very don, jr. Look. The deep tan doesnt help either. Go au naturale. Stephen tomorrow, no hair spray, no pant
Children get the virus. And we want to make sure that promise is followed through on. Ri . Announcer its a late show plus, stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell. And musical guest i. D. K. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen ready . Thanks. I truly dont know what to do about this hair. It is so what do you want me to do . Why dont i cut it for you . Stephen you cut away you dont want to. Youre afraid. Youre afraid, youre afraid. Im afraid. Stephen i have to do something about the hair because, i have to use so much product to keep this from happening up here. Just be shaggy. Just be yourself. Stephen just be shaggy . Because right now its got a very don jr. Look. Im not liking it. The deep tan doesnt help either. Go natural. Stephen au naturale . Okay. Tomorrow, no hair spray, no pants. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were back after a twoweek break. Hey, you know what i wish would also come back
But i do think this looks better than some of the other shows. I think we can agree that the worst part of the pandemic is that every late night talk show looks like a single dads first youtube video. But im excited to be back hosting tonight. Apparently i was number one in the ratings last night. So from now on you can call me ncis los angeles. Lets take a look at the news. Hollywood is under a lot of pressure to get back to work. But as governor gavin newsom said today, even with covid rates spiking all over california, its all worth it if we can achieve herd immunity among the cast of barry. Now as you may have heard, Donald Trumps niece mary trump is releasing a tellall book about the president which is already selling well. And she Just Announced shes working on a series of childrens books about the president , including horton withdraws from w. H. O. The taking tree. Cloudy with a chance of white supremacy. And goodnight mooch. Joe biden has opened up a double digit lead over tru