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Campaign, secretary clinton, the need to be careful not to destroy the Democratic Party merely in pursuit of her own ambitions to be president. Very strong words, your response . Clinton it is just ludicrous on the face of this. I have been campaigning for democrats, fundraising for democrats, recruiting democrats to run and win for a really long time. I think about 40 years. I understand they are getting anxious, i get that. But they need to be thoughtful about what they do say, because at the end of the day, we need a democratic president. He has been campaigning now for a year gone his core issues of inequality, which i agree with, and i have put forward my own plan. In the interview, it seemed unclear as to whether he istood how doc franklin think i was a little bit surprised there did not seem to be a lot of substance to what he was saying. John she went after him hard, harder than i seen after her go after him directly. Do you think she is behaving this way, taking on sanders mor
Need to be careful not to destroy the Democratic Party merely in pursuit of her own ambition to be president. Very strong words, your response . Hillary clinton it is just ludicrous on the face of this. I have been campaigning for democrats, fundraising for democrats, recruiting democrats to run and win for a really long time. I think about 40 years. I understand they are getting anxious, i get that. But they need to be thoughtful about what they do say, because at the end of the day we need a democratic president. He has been campaigning now for a year on his core issues of inequality, which i agree with, and i have put forward my own plan. In the interview it seemed unclear as to whether he understood how dodd frank i think i was a little bit surprised there did not seem to be a lot of substance to what he was saying. John she went after him hard, harder than i seen after her go after him directly. Do you think she is behaving this way, taking on sanders more aggressively, because sh
Merely in pursuit of her own ambitions to be president. Very strong words, your response . Hillary clinton it is just ludicrous on the face of this. I have been campaigning for democrats, fundraising for democrats, recruiting democrats to run and win for a really long time. I think about 40 years. I understand they are getting anxious, i get that. But they need to be thoughtful about what they do say, because at the end of the day, we need a democratic president. He has been campaigning now for a year gone his core issues of inequality, which i agree with, and i have put forward my own plan. In the interview, it seemed unclear as to whether he understood how doc franklin i think i was a little bit surprised there did not seem to be a lot of substance to what he was saying. John she went after him hard, harder than i seen after her go after him directly. Do you think she is behaving this way, taking on sanders more aggressively, because she is worried, or she senses his jugular is expos