But i do think this looks better than some of the other shows. I think we can agree that the worst part of the pandemic is that every late night talk show looks like a single dads first youtube video. But im excited to be back hosting tonight. Apparently i was number one in the ratings last night. So from now on you can call me ncis los angeles. Lets take a look at the news. Hollywood is under a lot of pressure to get back to work. But as governor gavin newsom said today, even with covid rates spiking all over california, its all worth it if we can achieve herd immunity among the cast of barry. Now as you may have heard, Donald Trumps niece mary trump is releasing a tellall book about the president which is already selling well. And she Just Announced shes working on a series of childrens books about the president , including horton withdraws from w. H. O. The taking tree. Cloudy with a chance of white supremacy. And goodnight mooch. Joe biden has opened up a double digit lead over trump in many polls. Although trump does a little better among likely voters, and hes actually leading among voters likely to eat cascade. And pundits are saying its trumps failed response to covid which has helped joe biden make such a big leap in the polls. Thats because the virus has exposed trumps flaws, and because its forced biden to wear a mask, which has allowed him to hide the fact that he looks like a halloween decoration. Now dont get me wrong, im praying the man wins, but he looks like if you get too close to him his eyes will turn red and hell start singing monster mash until you take out his batteries. And by that i mean hed be a major improvement. People are saying bidens choice of a Vice President will be critical. But i mean, really . We all know that its going to be one of a handful of people. Do you think right at the last minute hes gonna throw us a curveball and pick, like, Christina Applegate . In celebrity news, Timothee Chalamet was seen poolside in cabo with his new girlfriend last week. Now, i love Timothee Chalamet like we all do, but i didnt realize we were traveling. Hes poolside in cabo . Meanwhile, im at home in my apartment, wearing an n95 mask and rubbermaid gloves and asking guys on tinder if theyre free in 2022. Now that said, i applaud jimmy for taking time off to spend with his family. Its so important to have quality time with our loved ones. After i guest host these shows, ill also be taking time off to be with my chosen family, the cast of hulus little fires everywhere. And in snack news, theres a new breakfast cereal on the market. And if your kids like honey bunches of oats, theyll love qanons qanons cereal. Yes, qanons. The new breakfast cereal which will have kids all over the country saying you know what, mom . I think Debbie Wasserman schultz did hire a salvadoran gang to kill seth rich. Qanons available at your supermarket now, because the only conspiracy is that its delicious. As you may know, a number of tv doctors like dr phil and dr oz have become controversial as of late. And i thought maybe i could offer people a new tv doctor alternative. So i fired up my laptop and did some house calls. These are real people dialing in with real medical questions. It is time now for doctor billy. Hello. Hello. Im dr. Billy. Whats your name . My name is brittany frost. Brittany, how can i help you today . What is your problem . How long after birth does it take your out wruterus to go ba normal size. Wow. And how come breastfeeding helps some women lose weight. I dont know, but heres what i do know, when the tony awards go over on cbs, if they go even a minute over, they will turn that [ bleep ] off and turn on local news, and i always get so angry about that, and i always wonder, why cant you give the tony awards a few extra minutes, you know . You give the theater world is only celebrated on tv one night a year. They cant give them two extra minutes . Anyway, what was your other question . Alexandra, thanks for joining us, im dr. Billy, how can i help you today, alexander, whats your problem . Well, my question is, ive been plagying pickle ball latel, and my toes been hurting. Hold on. Lets back right up. You said you were playing pickle ball . Pickle ball is a sport that is like a mixture between tennis, pingpong and bad manipulate t minton. Everyone cant get enough of pickle ball. Tell me your problem. I doesnnt know why my toes hurting so much e. Well, did you ever think you were playing too much [ bleep ] pickle ball . Bye. Hi, im dr. Billy, how are you today . Its a long, long list, but my main issue now cant wait, heather. How much time do you have . Not a lot. Keep going, heather. Ever since quarantine began, my 13 year old wont leave my side. Legit, shes with me every minute of the day. Your problem is that your kids want to spend time with their mother. I dont think you understand how many tik tok videos ive had to watch. Sweetie, okay, i understand tik tok, okay. I follow black pink. I know kpop. I know tik tok. Ive seen will smith, and hes there and then hes not. And hes there, and hes invisible, and he dressed up as a magician, and all of a sudden hes a chef. Jada Pinkett Smith is there. They have an open relationship, but they dont, theyre not man and wife. My point is, heather, what would you like your kids to do, though, because we are in this very unique situation. I know. They cant go to school. Can you shut up . And thats dr. Billy. You know how they said it gets better . Not always the case. Billy tonight on the show weve got music from kim petras, and well be right back with the great billy porter. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by old navy. 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Coming up in a little bit she has racked up over 400 million global streams and is making her Late Night Television debut with us tonight. Music from kim petras is on the way. I wont be here next week, because two nights of this has already ground me to a nub, so Iliza Shlesinger will be taking over on monday, followed by Whitney Cummings on tuesday, and Sebastian Maniscalco for the rest of the week. My guest tonight is a multitalented emmy, grammy and tony award winner whos just one had this to say. As a black man in america my rights have been up every day as long as ive had breath in my body from all sides, and by that i mean that the black communitys relationship with the lgbtq plus community is appalling. At best. And eerily similar to that of white supremacist supremacists folk. Im calling you out right here and right now. Jimmy thats not the clip from the marvelous mrs. Mazel i thought we showing, but i love him. Please welcome americas favorite billy, billy porter, how sf how were you . Hi thanks for having me. Theres a lot to talk about. Thats a clip you posted on social media. Yes. Obviously in relation to everything the country is experiencing right now and has been now for, well, i was going to say a couple of months and also 400 years. Yes, thank you. And i saw that clip on instagram, and i reposted it, and i was wondering, because, in that clip, youre not only talking about the black lives Matter Movement in general, you are specifying what is happening to black trans people, especially black trans women of color and calling out people in your own community. And i wonder what inspired you to do that and what the feedback has been like. Well, obviously, im on posts, im wearing my transgender colors. Jimmy yes, you are. From my caftan today. It is, i am, i am black first. And growing up gay in the black community, you know, its a very homophobic community. Billy mmhm. Across the board. With that said, as the world has changed and as the world has shifted, the black community is changing and shifting, and a friend of mine called me after i posted that, he said his straight cousin, you know, with two kids had called him, so upset, you know, because he said billy doesnt know how much we love him. He doesnt know how much black straight men actually love him. And somebody needs to tell him. You know, the language in this ho moment has to be more specific, because even though i know who hes talking about, it sounds like hes just calling out all black people, and all black people are not homophobic, and i know that. And so i am, so i have done an addendum to that post to really specify who im talking to. Im talking to homophobic, transphobic and people. Because black trans women are dying at the highest rate that it is the highest violence on record since theyve been doing that kind of thing. So, you know, i know it hd wor to be in a position where i can speak from authority, where i have a platform to speak. And im so happy, and im so glad and honored, honored, that youve given me the space to be able to do this, because one of the things that i say in my addendum is i dont adjudicate my life for my humanity on social media, i dont do that, full stop. So while i heard about the push back, im not online reading about that. Billy right. Im not doing it like that. Im 50 years old. I dont do it like that. I dont get into twitter fights with people. I dont. But i also hear, you know, i also receive when im tonedeaf or when, you know, i need to, to, you know, its like my friend called and he said you just should know, and it was lovely, because, you know, his straight male black sis cousin was like, man, i love him. If my sons turned out gay i would love them no matter what. Its so good to hear that, because my experience in the80s was a cousin saying if i ever turned gay he would kill me. So thats what my experience has been. So yeah, sometimes my trauma shows. You know. Billy look. Were all, everyones learning, but i think. Yeah. Billy it even made an impact on me, im obviously, like, you know, the whitest person alive, but it affected me, because im extremely white and extremely pale, but i am a very proud member of the lgbtq community, i care about everyone in our community. And all youre doing is speaking up for people who are in that overlap, who are taking it from all sides right now. As you said. We can do it together, but we cant do it until we embrace and love each other through our differences. Because of our differences. Love the humanity, and every single human being. Were human beings first. Thats all im trying to say. I know. I hear you, and a lot of people are hearing you. And thats why i love you. I have to say, i remember, you know, im a theater kid at heart, and i remember seeing you perform at joes pub in new york city doing your oneman show. Oh, my goodness. Billy and i still listen to the album. Everyone needs toist will liste. Its one of the greatest things ive ever heard. In all those years in between, i remember thinking, wheres billy porter . And now youre here, and the whole world knows what i knew and im so happy. Before we let you go, i want to mention that are you on the new season of the Twilight Zone on cbs all access. Yes, i am. Billy what can you tell us about that . I can tell you its a dream come true. I remember watching the show when i was a kid and television would go off the you younguns. And it was one of the last things to come on before it went off air. So its so great to be in the reboot by jordan peele which means there are people of color in it. And i got to be mysterious and spooky, which is not something im called upon to be very often. It was very fun. Billy well, were in a world now where people like you, people like me, were sitting here, getting to do things that we werent allowed to do years ago. Absolutely. Jimm billy and i think you and what youve done on pose is a big part of the reason why. Congrats on the emmy last year. You made history, and i hope you get another nomination this year. Thank you for joining us, billy porter, youre the best. Best. When we come back, muse frick kim petras. Prices. Ork and the best we give you both. Switch your family from at t or verizon to tmobile and you will save up to 50 off your Current Service and smart phones. 50 with three or more lines of essentials with unlimited talk, text and data. All on a network built with our best signals for coverage. And keep your current phones. Well pay them off up to 450 bucks each. Now get an Amazing Network for an amazing price. Only at tmobile. 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Im your substitute, billy eichner. Im very excited for this performance. Im going to see her on tour as soon as everyone is vaccinated, but for now, making her Late Night Television debut with her song malibu, kim petras tell me how do i get over you when your eyes are so pacific view yeah falling deep into curacao blue and all your kisses taste like and all your kisses taste like malibu and all your kisses taste like malibu tell me how when your eyes are so pacific view yeah falling deep into curacao blue and all your kisses taste like and all your kisses taste like malibu and all your kisses taste like malibu im melting im melting im melting im melting into you ooh baby you left me tingling my nails so peach and the sea salt sinking in ooh baby i dont need anything its all been beachy since you came crashing in and all your kisses taste like malibu and all your kisses taste like malibu woo cmon yeah baby im melting im melting im melting im melting into you malibu im melting im melting yeah im melting im melting into you all your kisses kisses taste like and all your kisses taste like tell me how do i get over you when your kisses taste like malibu but everything. Because when each part does everything better than ever. Imagine what you can do with the sum of those parts. The new dell xps 10th gen intel bong billy thats all the time we have. Id like to thank billy porter, kim petras and my landlord, jimmy kimmel. Nightline is next. Now feel free to resume silently resenting your partner. Thanks for having me, everyone, goodnight. This is nightline. Tonight. Glee curse . The last images of the tv actress gone missing. Her 4yearold son found alone in a boat. We have a missing person. The moms nowhere to be found. Haunting image on social media. A new dark chapter in the troubled history of the show. Plus, Phoenix Rising in the worst kind of way. 50 of all the calls that this station does are covid calls. How can you possibly social distance in close quarters